Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

The big thing stood in front of us and whined, and Cao Hua's dad said, I didn't understand a word, but I just covered my nose to prevent the strong stench from entering.

My legs hurt from kneeling, and I wanted to stand up, but Dad Caohua held me down.I smelled the smell getting stronger and stronger, and saw the big thing walking towards us. Dad Caohua took my hand and said, "Don't be afraid! He wants to see you."

The big thing came up to me and moved my head with its giant claws to take a look, and then patted my belly three times, making a sound like beating a giant drum.

The black air struck again, and the big thing was covered. Once the black air dissipated, the big thing swayed at the entrance of the cave, and it looked very much like a donkey again...

Grass Flower Dad and I rode away on Feijieda.

At the foot of Baishou Mountain, we had a lump, and Dad Caohua told me a lot along the way.This big thing is a nine-star beast, the master of all beasts.

According to the Nine Stars Divine Beast, three years ago, a cow with a black butt in Nanjianzhou also gave birth to a unicorn.It's just that this Qilin, like her mother, also has a black patch on its buttocks, as if the buttocks can never be wiped clean, and the nine-star beast is very dissatisfied with this.Not long after, a saint was born, but it is difficult to become a true saint, but people respect him as a saint and he is a saint.In order to be able to compete with him, the Nine-Star God Beast made the White-topped Bull impregnated with a unicorn, so as to become another saint in Ruye County.

The black-bottomed cow has a divine nature because of the meritorious service of giving birth to a unicorn, and can walk invisible. Knowing that the white-topped cow is also pregnant with a unicorn, he came to Ruye County.This black-bottomed cow likes red very much, and if there is red, he will chase after it.The white-topped ox could see the shadow of the black-bottomed ox because of his fetishism. When he saw it, he knew that it had bad intentions, so he wanted to chase it and fight it desperately.That day, when Gong Suran and Chong Hezi in red were passing through Taidi Village, the black-bottomed cow was right behind Gong Suran. Because of Chong Hezi's presence, the white-topped cow didn't dare to chase after him. The white-topped ox dangled around to provoke the white-topped ox. Chong Hezi saw the black air all around the white-topped ox, so he concluded that there must be a catastrophe for the white-topped ox to go down the mountain, but he didn't see that the white-topped ox was actually an auspicious thing.

Most people only look at the surface, it is unpredictable. In fact, even the half-skilled Chong Hezi sometimes misses it.Who would have thought that he made a wrong assertion, which not only killed several lives, but also ruined the auspiciousness of Ruye County.Although the unicorn survived, it was hard to stop the catastrophe.

Secrets cannot be leaked.Grass Flower Dad repeatedly reminded me that I know these things can only rot in my stomach.Of course, the reason why I write these now is to conclude that this book is difficult to hand down to the world.Even if there is a little rumor, it will be thousands of years later, and even smart people can only regard these as legends.

The equine plague is naturally related to the horse-like water beast.The water beast was also ordered to repay Furong.As for the kindness, the Nine Star Divine Beast is not clear either.

Dad Caohua took me back to the village, and only said eight words, "Monkeys enter the stables to avoid horse disease!" For the rest, no matter what others asked, he didn't say anything.

This time, Sun Sizu's monkey went down the mountain, busier than Sun Sizu, going from one stable to another.There were no horses in the village, but the remaining plague was still there. It was better to let the monkeys take a look around than to do nothing.Some are not only the stables, but also the pigpens, cattle and sheep pens, and even the rooms where they live.

The monkey wears big red flowers, and if someone gives it fruit to eat, it is willing to oblige.But where did the whole county get so many monkeys?

Grass Flower Dad said: "This is the most stupid way, but we like to use the stupid way. In fact, there are simpler ways."

Gu Zhixian said: "That should be said earlier."

Grass Flower Dad said: "I just remembered."

Cao Hua's father asked me to invite Gong Suran, but of course she didn't dare to ride a horse, she came in a sedan chair.At Wang Yuanwai's house, Caohua's father asked her to draw a picture: a big monkey is holding a big red peach, and a little monkey is squatting on its shoulder. The little monkey is pointing at the peach timidly. Behind it is a tree pine.A big red horse is tied to a pine tree.After the painting is finished, it will be woodcut, and after the woodcut, it will be printed and sent to every household for free.

Unexpectedly, folk piracy was faster, and within two days, the exact same paintings came out. The villagers couldn't wait for the free ones, so they bought these pirated copies out of their own pockets.

This painting is called "The Plague of Pima", which is my name.

I don't know whether it was the veterinarian in Lin'an who played a role, or the painting that Dad Caohua asked to post it. Anyway, the horse epidemic stopped.Some sick horses also miraculously recovered.

During this period, Feng Tuzi came to me several times in a row, saying that there was a lot of noise in his house, so I must go and have a look.

After dinner that day, I went into Feng Tuzi's house.

After Feng Tuzi's family was ruined by Meng Xingjiao, it was Furong who gave him some money to buy a new guy.It seems that this broken house is still a little fresh.

I went straight into Feng Baldzi's room. Feng Baldzi was sitting on a chair as if looking at the wall, with a book rolled up in his hand, and he was aiming at no one else.

I slapped him, he was startled, and hurried down to hang a picture on the wall... There was a big hole in the wall, I stopped him, got on the chair, rolled up the book and took a look, from the ink Yu's back window can be seen for real, Moyu stripped naked, sat in the big basin to take a bath, Bingbing also came to serve her...

I jumped off the chair and was thinking about what to do with Feng Baldzi. Feng Baldzi plopped and knelt down for me, crying, "Master, please forgive me! Please forgive me! I will plug the hole tomorrow. I’m not a human being if I close this hole. Don’t tell Moyu, if she finds out, she won’t eat me? If you come to see me tomorrow, there will definitely be no holes..."

People chisel the wall to steal their nakedness to read books, and Feng Baldzi chiseled the wall to read his naked body while curling up his books.

When I saw this book, I was even more angry. Isn't this the "Chinese Classic" that I have been looking for for a long time?I thought it was Furong who stole it, and gave me another "Furong Brocade", but it turned out to be Feng Baldzi's place! "

I held the book and said ahh, and Feng Baldzi nodded, "I shouldn't have stolen my book! Although I can't read a few words, I think the women in the paintings are very beautiful, so I want to take it." Come and take a look, but the more you look at it, the more reluctant you are to return it!"

I flipped through the book, and I was so angry that some of the illustrations were destroyed by Feng Bald, and he dug a hole between the woman's legs... How can I pay Wang Yuanwai?Why does Wang Yuanwai miss me?

I rolled my book and threw it on Baldy Feng's head. I kicked him down and was about to leave. Baldy Feng was in a hurry. After climbing a few steps, he hugged my thigh, "Master, don't go, you Listen to me, I have something more important to tell you! I'll tell you everything!"

I wanted to know what ulterior secrets Feng Tuzi had, so I sat down.

Feng Baldy poured me a glass of water.

He said: "Zhang Dazui is really meaningless. It was agreed that we would have five taels of silver per person, but he changed his mind later and only gave me two taels of silver. To tell you the truth, Zhang Dazui and I went there on purpose that day. At home, Zhang Dazui sprinkled some meth in the wine that Zhang Dazui brought later, which allowed the government to steal the horse from the Caohua family. Lord, this is what Zhang Dazui meant. I will give you the two taels of silver now , I can't take this money."

I was so angry that I really wanted to slap him, it wasn't him and Zhang Dazui, neither would the horses of the Caohua family... Feng Tuzi was just about to rummage the silver, when the sound of a cow barking really came from the room, it really came from the pillar of……

"Master, did you hear it? It's this kind of sound, isn't it like a cow barking? Isn't it?"

I approached the pillar to listen, and suddenly stopped.

I was about to leave again, Feng Tuzi held me again, "Master, I'm scared, you can sleep with me. If you think the quilt is dirty, I'll take out the new quilt."

As Feng Baldzi said, he really took out the big red quilt from the box and spread it for me. While making the bed, he said, "My mother made this for me. It's a pity that I won't be able to marry a wife. I guess I will I won't be able to marry a wife in this life, so what's the use of keeping it?"

Feng Tuzi and I couldn't fall asleep after lying down, Feng Tuzi said: "I know you are better than me, you must have slept with many women, not to mention other places, just the Wang family compound, Moyu, you have slept, Xiaoduo You have slept, Furong, you must have slept..."

I kicked her...

"Is Furong still as beautiful as before? When she was not masked, let alone how beautiful she was. Although she was young at the time, let alone her pure beauty, I was a little reluctant to have evil thoughts about her..."

I kicked him again.

"I know you like her. I'm just saying, I don't dare to think about her anyway. Hey, do you think the two men have that together?" Feng Baldzi put his hand on my quilt, and I grabbed him With a flick of my hand...

"Oh! What are you doing so hard? If you haven't slept in Furong, you must have slept in Caohua? Oh, by the way, when I went to my sorghum field that day, I found several gourd heads on Caohua's mother's grave. , At that time, I was scared of grass chickens, and I dared not come out when I lay down in the grass. I heard a gourd head crying, and even called "Mom, mother", who are you talking about if it is not a grass flower? Of course "Caohua's mother remarried. I don't know if she has any children, but I guess it must be Caohua. Has this Caohua also become a gourd thief?"

A cat's meowing came from outside.

"A few nights ago, the day you were taken to the county government office, this cat was meowing in the same way. I wanted to go out and blast it away, but I didn't find any cats. I was just about to go back to the house, and two cats came from I jumped off the roof. But I was taken aback.

"The moon was so bright that night. I just wanted to go out for a walk. Let me think about it. I have been gone for a long time. How pitiful it is to leave a little lady behind! I want to comfort her. Although the idiot killed my Niu, but we can't put this account on the little lady, can we?

"I tried my best to climb the courtyard wall and jumped in. I opened the door and opened the door. I knew that the little lady had heard the sound, and she might be afraid to speak. I said, sister, you open the door. Don't worry, I just want to Talk to you, I promise I will do nothing.

"Get out! I have a man here, if you don't get out, I'll let him go out and beat you! I said, sister, don't coax me. There must be no one in your room, and I don't do anything, so just let me in!"

Feng Baldzi suddenly stopped talking.