Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

In the dark night, I was addicted to listening, Feng Baldzi stopped talking, and I kicked him hard again.

"After staying up for a while, I really heard the little lady's cry, which made me really uncomfortable. I wanted to go but couldn't move, so I went to the window to listen, and I really heard the sound of the bed creaking. I find it strange, how come there are only female voices and no male voices?

"I wanted to kick the door to see what happened, but I didn't have the guts. What if the idiot came back? What if it was a man who was fiercer than me? Ordinarily, if there is a man, the man must say no, unless the man She's a mute. Tell the truth, were you in her room that night?"

Boom, I stretched out my leg and kicked Baldy Feng.I've never seen the second fool's wife, so how could it be me?

"I heard no movement in the house, so I climbed over the wall and went out. As soon as I was about to enter the house, my mouth was tightly covered from behind. He waved the knife and said, "If you want to shout, I will kill you with one knife!" He's so yin and yang, you can't tell if it's a man or a woman. But he was wearing a red dress, which was exactly the same as that of my bull-chasing witch. At that time, I was so scared that I peed my pants on the spot. He forced me into the house , let me take off my clothes, he took another gourd head from his back, and dangled it in front of my eyes, with a big black face painted on the gourd head. He put the gourd on my head and said, from now on, you It's Zhang Fei. He took off his clothes as he spoke, and I was dizzy immediately, it was clearly a woman, those two ###..." Feng Baldzi couldn't help but slapped his lips.

"Maybe I miss women too much. I'm not afraid anymore. I don't care if she is a human or a ghost, so I hugged her. She said, I'm Gong Suran, you must call my name more often. But I Climbed up, sprayed, didn't even enter, I was very depressed, thought she would definitely leave. But she didn't leave. After a while, she messed with me again, this time it was like a miracle, I didn't spray for a long time , I was a little bit strenuous, but I still didn’t spray it. The rain was so heavy that it made her land wet. I didn’t want to get up when I climbed on her, and I cried. This is my first time Once I smelled feminine, I fell asleep crying and crying. When I woke up, it was bright daylight. I looked at me, and there was nothing missing. I looked inside and outside the house, and there was nothing missing I thought that Gong Suran was just a girl...

"To be honest, I'm looking forward to her breaking into my house every day, but since that time, she never came again. I saw her go to the Wang's compound several times during the day, and I followed her secretly. Once she found me and stared at me, I ran away as soon as I turned my head. This woman, like two people during the day and night, has no sympathy at all. "

I felt that Feng Tuzi's speech was no longer interesting, so I fell asleep.

Gong Suran came to Wang Yuanwai's house on horseback, still wearing Mo Yan.Gong Suran rides Big Taohong, while Mo Yan rides Little Taohong.Followed by the big wolfhound.

Gong Suran and Fu Rong said: "The big wolf dog has returned to you, and the horse has returned to its original owner. The surnamed Niu should not be unwilling, right?"

Fu Rong asked, "Where did you find this horse?"

Gong Suran said: "Of course I came back by myself. But my stomach is a bit big, I suspect that I have a pony."

Fu Rong said, "It's thanks to you that Little Taohong is with you, otherwise, she probably wouldn't be able to avoid this horse epidemic."

Gong Suran said: "So, do you want to thank me?"

Fu Rong said: "That's natural, I must make sure you have a full meal."

Gong Suran said: "I am not a person who eats food."

Mo Yu said: "How about letting Brother Niu stay with you overnight?"

Gong Suran said: "Who cares about people with the surname Niu? Bah bah!"

Gong Suran pretended to spit a few mouthfuls at me with a smile.

I turned around and left.

Gong Suran turned to my back and said: "I really don't know how to make trouble, if you say you change your face, you will change your face."

At this time, there was noise outside.

I went out to watch, and Furong and others followed suit.

I saw Wang Feng riding a short-legged horse and whipping Chong Hezi who was riding a green bull.

This pony was no different from before, except that horns grew on its head, about three inches long, extremely sharp.

Wang Feng whipped Chong Hezi, and Chong Hezi hid whenever he wanted, and stayed next to him if he didn't want to hide, and even grinned at Wang Feng.

Wang Feng knocked off the flowers on Chonghezi's head with a whip, Chonghezi got anxious now, and with a flick of the whisk, Wang Feng's whip was thrown far away.

Chong Hezi asked Wang Feng angrily, "Why did you hit my flowers? You can make me hurt, but you can't make me unbeautiful?"

Wang Feng picked up a stone from the ground and was about to throw it at Chong Hezi. Fu Rong shouted, "Don't be rude!"

Wang Feng glanced at Furong and threw a stone.

Gong Suran picked up the flowers, Chong Hezi got off the horse, Gong Suran put the flowers on Chong Hezi's head again.

Chong Hezi smiled and said, "It's better for us, Xiaoran!"

Fu Rong asked Wang Feng, "This is Mr. Chongxu Miaodao. Don't you know?"

Wang Feng said: "I beat him just because I knew. If it weren't for him, the white-topped cow wouldn't beat her mother to death, and wouldn't scare you into a serious illness. He even talked nonsense that I would Ranked third!"

Chong Hezi said, "Are you originally?"

Wang Feng said: "What you're talking about is nonsense. What kind of white-topped cow will go down the mountain, and there will be great difficulties. Do you think this is a lie to confuse people?"

Fu Rong said, "Stop talking nonsense! Go back!"

The servant took Wang Feng and Banjiao back.

Chong Hezi said, "Is he your brother?"

Fu Rong nodded: "He is young and ignorant, so offended, I hope you don't have the same knowledge as him."

Chong Hezi said, "I like it, I like it."

Fu Rong said, "Let's go! Go to my house and have a cup of green tea!"

"Etc., etc!"

Zhang Dazui, Feng Tuzi and others came.

Feng Baldzi said, "Aren't you Mr. Miaodao?"

"Exactly."

"My unicorn, my unicorn, give me back quickly."

"What unicorn?"

He opened his mouth wide and said, "You cut out a unicorn from the stomach of a white-topped ox, right?"

"Yes."

"The white-topped cow belongs to Feng Bald, so this unicorn also belongs to Feng Bald."

"The white-topped cow is a dead cow. I took out a live cow from the belly of the dead cow and it should belong to me. If you have the ability, take one too?"

Zhang Dazui said: "You are unreasonable. If you take a child out of someone's wife's belly, do you say that the child is yours?"

Chong Hezi said: "If the situation is the same as this cow, of course I have to dig it out. And I have to take it away, otherwise, who can support it?"

"According to what you said, did you feed this unicorn? Then take it out and let everyone see it?"

"Yes! Yes! Take it out for everyone to see!" Everyone agreed.

"You don't care about whether you are fed or not. Qilin is not something that people just see when they see each other." After finishing speaking, Chong Hezi led Niu toward Wang Yuanwai's house.

Feng Baldzi wanted to pull him, but with a flick of his sleeve, Feng Baldzi squatted.

Feng Tuzi didn't get up for a while, sitting on the ground and shouting: "If you don't return my unicorn, I will go to your Taoist temple to ask for it every day, or I will sue the imperial court for keeping the unicorn privately."

Wang Yuanwai came out to greet him and greeted Chong Hezi. Seeing many people listening to Wang Feng in front of the stable, we walked over.

"We heard that the fishermen in Jiaojiazhuang caught a big fish from the river, and we went to see it. When we came back, the meat of the big fish was still being cut, and it was being transported to the county town by car. I heard that The Pegasus Restaurant bought a lot. On the way, I suddenly saw this horse. I felt like Cao Hua's horse, but it had grown horns, so I didn't dare to recognize it. It recognized me and followed me. Later, I simply I rode on it. But that stinky Taoist priest riding a bull chased me so hard that I couldn’t get rid of it like a nose strap.”

"Wang Feng, don't be rude!" Fu Rong stopped Wang Feng, and went to stroke the horns on the horse's head, "It's really weird! How did it grow horns?"

Chong Hezi said: "A horse has horns, but if there are not enough wise men, there must be strange talents."

Everyone turned their eyes to me, as if it was the horse I was riding, and I was about to become a weirdo.

Wang Yuanwai led Chong Hezi into the living room, Fu Rong and Gong Suran accompanied him.

Everyone was still discussing around the two-horned horse.Someone suddenly proposed to go to Jiaojiazhuang to see the big fish, and many people responded and left.

Xiaoduo wants me to go with her, and Moyu also wants me to go with her, I can't take two people alone, and the road is far away, Liu Xia'an is relieved now, and he will go too.Liu Xia'an and Mo Yu rode together, and Xiaoduo and I rode together, and then we went to Jiaojiazhuang.

There are enough people watching.

The body of this fish is actually two feet long.Several people cut the meat from the fish and loaded it into the cart.

The fish didn't have much blood either, Liu Xia'an was also watching from a distance.

Mo Yu asked a fat man, "How many cars does this fish have?"

The fat man said: "Who can count it? There are probably hundreds of cars. I heard that a hundred cars were transported to Lin'an. The fish eyes are like dragon balls, shining and reflecting light, and the silhouette is huge. I heard that they were delivered to Lin'an." Lin'an will be dedicated to the emperor."

The thin man said: "In less than half a year, there have been strange and strange things. A copper pegasus was dug out in Mengjinling, and a white-topped cow was holding a unicorn at the bottom of the platform. Now our Jiaojiazhuang has this big fish again?"

The fat man said, "There is another strange thing, maybe none of you have heard of it."

Several people asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

The fat man said, "It's the one who dug the bronze horse in Mengjinling. He had a good life at first. I heard that he was going to get married soon. But who would have thought that when his sister-in-law was going up and down the mountain to his brother's grave, she would encounter a mad cow at the bottom of the platform and bump into him?" How many somersaults did she have?"

The thin man said, "Nonsense, if you don't hit her to death, you'll have to maim her, too?"

The fat man said: "Someone saw it with their own eyes. There are even fresher ones. When Mrs. Meng went to Houzigou, the doctor said she had a baby. How can a widow have a baby?"

"It's nothing new, a widow, whoever wants to do it."

The fat man said: "The man who dug up the bronze horse was relentless. If he forced him to ask whose bastard it was, his sister-in-law would not tell her life or death. When he was forced to come and go, he cried and said it out loud. When he went back to his mother's house, he let him A gourd thief intercepted the sorghum field, soiled her body, and she became pregnant."

The thin man said: "Maybe it's not one gourd thief, maybe several gourd thieves are involved. If this is the case, there may be several gourd babies in the future."

The big head asked a question that I also wanted to know: "Did she keep her baby?"

Before the fat man could answer, there was a scream, and two or three fish cutters threw away their knives in fright.Everyone ran away!