Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

Tang Yan asked me why I was in such a mess at Golden Turtle Lake?

Didn't I say I've said it all?

She said that what you said was untrue, don't tell me about fairies or babies, I just want to hear your real story.

After teasing a few words, I told her my true story.

I said: "Gufeng and I wanted to visit the Golden Turtle Lake, but we ran into a boat called 'Yushuihuan'. There were many beautiful girls standing on the bow of the boat. They stopped me and refused to let me go. Let us go up to play. There is no way, so I stayed alone as a representative, and let Gu Feng and the others go back first."

"You must have long wanted to get on that boat in your heart." She speculated on me like this.

"I think about it, but I'm more worried about being caught by water thieves. I heard that I am the king of Funiuzhai. The leader of the boat was very respectful to me and gathered all the ladies on the boat together to let me Pick. These little ladies don't wear clothes every night."

"How is that possible?"

"I'm telling the truth. They're all wrapped in some tulle from the thighs up to the breasts, sort of like a board with colored thread wrapped around it."

"You can tell at a glance that she is not a woman from a good family."

"Don't talk about them like that, they were also snatched by water thieves, right? If you snatch them away, you will be made to behave like this, won't you?"

"I'll dive into the water to die. If the ### don't take me back, I will die sooner or later. I have already made a desperate plan."

"At that time, those people stood together and asked me to choose. Who do you think I chose?"

"Who?"

"The little lady's name is Xiaojie, and I found out later that she is Dong Rong's younger sister."

"Did you sleep with her?"

The more she cared, the less I was in a hurry to speak. "There is a rule on that ship that the number of ladies must be even, and then I chose a little lady named Beast."

"Is this girl very thin?"

"Her beast is a beast, don't tell me, she looks like a little beast on the bed, so fierce!"

"Stop talking about your bed!"

"Don't you just want to hear the truth?"

"Well, you can say whatever you want?"

"Dong Jie and Beast will drink with me first."

"You don't want the three of you to share a bed together?"

"Listen to me. Later, the beast lifted the curtain and went to sleep. After a while, she called Dong Jie to come in, and Dong Jie let me in. First, the beast shyly covered the quilt and let me go out. Later, when I really wanted to go out, she He grabbed me and said he wanted me to tickle her, and we did the kind of thing that makes you so annoying."

"You men are so annoying. However, she is not a good bird! Later."

"Later, when the Water King came, I asked Beast to accompany him."

"A woman just accompanied one another, what is this called? Don't you think this kind of woman is dirty? From now on, you should go to this kind of place less."

"Okay. I couldn't sleep, so I got dressed and went out to chat with Dong Jie."

"What chat? It's trying to trick her."

"After chatting for a while, she asked me to go to the bow of the boat to watch the moon."

"Fake romance! Did you see the head of the bed from the bow of the boat?"

"That's natural."

"Later, the water king knew that I was the king of Funiuzhai, so he caught me and said that I was going to find out their bottom line, so he tied a big millstone to me and wanted to sink me into the lake."

"So vicious! Were you afraid at the time!"

"I can't say how scared I am. I just regret it."

"Regret that you shouldn't get on that thief boat? Regret that you shouldn't go to Golden Turtle Lake?"

"I don't regret it. I just regret that I'm going to die like this before I've made out with you."

"Did you really think of me?"

She started stroking my head.

"You're not the only one. You little ladies are all so kind to me, but if I say no, I'll be gone. I can't be with you anymore. Thinking about it, I feel so terrified."

"It's okay, aren't you back?"

"Oh, in this troubled world, one day...?"

"Or, you can do whatever you want?" She said this in her throat, but it sounded very clear.

Before I could react, she kissed me first.

I took off her pants while making out with her.

"You won't regret it?" I asked her.

"nonsense!"

I stopped talking nonsense, carried her by one leg, pinched her small waist, the thing poked around at the door, and then pushed it in, it was very tight and damp inside...

"You are so annoying, won't you be lighter?"

We couldn't fall asleep for a while after finishing the disgusting things, and we kissed and talked on the pillow.

I woke up the next day in a particularly good mood to find blood on my thigh and blood stains on the sheets.

She woke up too, and I was about to get up, but she hugged me again, "Let's sleep a little longer."

She twisted my face and said, "You're so annoying, you made my legs dirty!"

One of her breasts was also stained with bright red blood.

Not all blood is scary.

The blood of a hero is magnificent.

Virgin blood is a kind of pure beauty.

That day, when the sun first rose, it was also a red world.In the sky, red clouds are rolling; in the distant mountains, red leaves are floating; in and outside the village, red lanterns hang high.

My enthronement ceremony will be held on time at Maoshi.

All the soldiers stood outside the village with guns and sticks, looking very mighty.

The 36 heroic men walked side by side in fours, all wearing soap robes, riding tall horses and beating gongs to open the way.

Eighteen women are dressed in red, with the same hair, riding oxen and playing the flute.

Wearing an orange robe embroidered with sunflowers, and wearing big boots with tiger heads, I sat in a three-horse carriage and waved to the soldiers.

Although I wasn't the emperor that day, I was as glorious as the emperor.

Colorful flags are fluttering, and the autumn wind is rolling.

A large banner reads "Resist gold and protect the country, eradicate evil and promote good".

There is a "Bull" on one flag, and a "Dong" on the other flag.

As soon as the drums were loud, everyone was even more excited.

Zhiling and the other thirteen beauties were beating drums at the gate of the village, and there was also the sound of slogans, "Big King Niu Xian, great blessings are as good as the sky".Those soldiers echoed: "Your Majesty, Niu Xian, is blessed with great blessings. Resist gold and protect the country, eradicate evil and promote good."

For the celebration, we are a nation with some accumulation and innovation. If it is happy to hear and see, everyone celebrates and spreads the word, it will be a success.Of course, our celebration in the mountains this time cannot achieve such an effect.

Before this, although I repeatedly emphasized not to engage in personality cults, I still felt flattered when everyone shouted "King Niu Xian, great blessings are equal to the sky".

The crowd surrounded me and walked into the "Harmony Hall".The so-called "Hechang Hall" is a slight renovation of the previous hall, and I personally inscribed a plaque.

I sat on the tiger-skin chair, and behind me stood two freshly dressed maids crossing and fanning each other.

The leaders and generals sat in turn on both sides, and each of them looked decent.Except Gong Suran who is a Taoist nun, the others are all men.

Dong Rong led the crowd to stand up and salute to me, "Congratulations to Your Majesty on his enthronement, we will live and die with His Majesty, and achieve great things!"

I returned the courtesy and said: "Thank you brothers for looking up to me. Although my Funiuzhai is a small village, Niu is really incompetent. It is really sincere and sincere to take on this great cause of building a village. Although you brothers are not showy, but you have the truth. There must be many talented scholars, and I hope that we will work together and do our best to create great achievements together. One day, when Qianlong rises, Niu will definitely let the virtuous."

Gu Feng said: "Your Majesty, you don't have to be overly humble. A man can't go without a head, and a bird can't fly without a head. If everyone regards you as the king, they can trust you. We are willing to share weal and woe with the Majesty."

"Okay! Don't say anything. I don't worry about anything else now, but why Guo Lian hasn't come back? I don't know if the thief can be invited?"

Dong Rong said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I think the thief will come sooner or later, we might as well have dinner early to welcome some distinguished guests."

"Okay! Brothers, what else do you want?"

The bald Meng Fei, the commander of the Sun Shooting Department, said: "Your Majesty, although we don't need to have a queen, we still need to find a Mrs. Yazhai?"

Everyone laughed and said, "Yes, yes!"

"Haha, brother Yunfou, why don't you take care of the marriage in the village from now on. I'll call you Hongniang Meng from now on."

"I heard that in a few days, Wang Yuanwai of Taidi Village will have a martial arts competition to recruit relatives. I heard that his daughter has the appearance of a beautiful woman. Why don't you go to participate in it. Firstly, it will show off the prestige of our village, and secondly, it will win the beauty back."

Gong Suran said: "I think it's ok, Meng Fei, why don't you focus on this matter these few days, we have to make full preparations, whether your Majesty can accomplish this good deed depends entirely on you."

"Everyone will see it."

I said: "Everyone, if you have nothing to do, leave first, hurry up and eat, after dinner, everyone will take their seats, Dong Xiandi and I will welcome the distinguished guests in person."

Dong Rong said: "Brother, you can just sit in the living room and wait, and I will bring someone to welcome the guests."

"Hey, how can this be done, no matter if you come from a long way or a short way, I have to greet you in person."

After breakfast, I waited and went to the gate to greet guests from far and near.

The latest ones are from Taidi Village, Jiao Xingmeng, Li Dachui, Caohuaba, Big Man, Baibuchuan, Lin Moyu, Yuan Bingbing and others.

There were some offerings and silver in the cart.

Moyu, Bingbing and other female guests were taken to Xifangyuan by Lan Yaner and others.

As soon as Cao Hua's father saw me, he punched me: "Boy, how can you be like this? You didn't even say hello to me, and left me, a lonely old man, to go up the mountain to think about happiness?"

"Don't blame my uncle, I don't know where I'm going, but I didn't dare to disturb your old man."

"I even brought my luggage, whether you accept me or not, I will not leave."

"Really! That's great!" I was really happy when I heard that Dad Caohua was going up the mountain.

Gong Suran said: "If you come, why don't you find a place to raise some tigers, leopards, wolves, and they will definitely be able to kill the field!"

I said: "Very good!"

Grass Flower Dad said: "I have long wanted to do that."

Jiao Xingmeng said: "Brother, Sledgehammer and I will go up the mountain too."

"Impossible!" I shook my head and said, "You two are also indispensable to the Wang family, follow the Baibuchuan brothers well."

Baibuchuan said: "I'm coming, is it because Big Brother Niu doesn't welcome you?"

"Hey, brother, what are you talking about? Actually, I miss you a long time ago!"

Baibuchuan said: "Brother Niu, Furong was going to come, but she was not feeling well, so she asked me to wait and express my deep congratulations to you!"

"Thank you for your kindness!"

We walked and chatted, entered the Hechang Hall, served tea fruit, and chatted.

This is a report from a soldier who came in: "My lord, the King of Water from Jingui Lake is here."

"Can you see Guo Tongzhi?"

"No?"

"Have you seen the younger sister of the Second Great King?"

"No. However, there are three bridal sedan chairs."