Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

The mountain is still the same mountain, and the village is still the same village, but there are changes.No matter where you are, if you change your head, you will not change your course, but you have to come up with some new tricks to show that you are different from your predecessor.

Huluzhai was officially renamed "Funiuzhai", and the three big characters were engraved on the boulder of the new tree in front of the gate, which looked majestic.

On both sides of the door are two lions carved in stone.

In front of the door is a bluestone paved road, which is [-] meters away from the pavement. The roadsides are full of flowers that do not fade all the year round, some dotted, twinkling, or thriving.

After entering the village, there is a tall screen wall, on which Gong Suran intends to create a "Hundred Bull Picture".Gong Suran is good at drawing horses and ladies, the reason why she wants to draw cows this time is mostly because of me.There are indeed quite a lot of cattle in Funiuzhai, only bison running all over the mountains can be seen at any time, and every cow has become a model for Gong Suran.

We stood in front of the screen wall, and saw that the water prostitutes were going uphill and getting closer.When he arrived at the village, he did not dismount from his horse even when he was a prostitute on the water. He clasped his fists at Dong Rong and said, "Brother, haven't you been the king for a long time? Why do you still want to be enthroned?"

Dong Rong said coldly: "Didn't Guo Lian tell you clearly? It was my elder brother Niu Xian who ascended the throne!"

Only then did Water Prostitute look at me and said in surprise, "It's you? How come you're not dead?"

Dong Rong and the others pulled out their swords in a "babble" and said, "If you dare to disrespect my elder brother, you will never return!"

The water thieves behind whoring on the water also drew their swords, Hua Changcai said: "The people in my Golden Guizhai are not vegetarians, so what if there are so many of you?"

I waved my hands behind me at the same time as the water prostitute.

Shui Shang said: "Dare to ask this expert, how can you escape with such a big millstone?"

I smiled slightly and said, "To tell you the truth, the king of water, I am born with the least fear of water. I can shrink my bones in the water. How can your rope hold me?"

The prostitute on the water stared at me dubiously, and laughed loudly: "This brother, if ### had said earlier that he is my brother-in-law's friend..."

"Who is your uncle? Are there three matchmakers and six hires? Where is my sister? Where is Guo Lian?" Dong Rong was a little out of breath.

The prostitute on the water didn't even look at him, and then said to me: "If you had told me the truth earlier, how could I sink you into the lake?"

"It's because I told you the truth that I messed up Wu Niang from Beimen's family, and you made me sink. Well, the matter is over and it's over. Let's have a good drink today, brothers!"

"Okay! It looks like you are refreshing!"

Shuishang waved his hand, and two maids helped a little lady in red gown from the sedan chair.Every step of the way, the lotus gives birth to the palace brocade, the smiling plum blossoms are fragrant, all kinds of styles are gathered at the corners of the eyes, all kinds of delicate red lips are touched, all kinds of delicate and graceful eyebrows are lightly sweeping, and the waist is very graceful and twisted.

Shui Shang said: "This is my wife, Xiao Qiao."

In fact, he didn't need to say it, I already guessed that it was close to ten.When I saw it today, it really lived up to its reputation.

I didn't speak for a while, and stared at Xiao Qiao with my eyes.Xiao Qiao bowed to me, then bowed her head and stood beside the water prostitute.

The prostitute on the water waved his hand again, and the two maids helped Dong Jie down again.

"Brother!" Dong Jie threw herself into Dong Rong's arms and cried.

I asked, "Which one is sitting in the third sedan chair?"

"It can be regarded as a small gift from me. It is a lady I fell in love with. You have seen it before. I covered her with a hijab. It goes without saying that she is beautiful. However, if you are in a hurry, let her go now." It’s okay for her to come down and have a look. If you like it, you can stay, if you don’t like it, you can do whatever you want, anyway, I don’t plan to bring back the water that the lady threw out.”

And I don't know which woman was sent by the prostitute on the water, whether it was a beast, Lu Wei, or something else.But no matter who it is, they are all beautiful and delicious.

"Thank you King Ma for your kindness! I have no shortage of beauties in Fu Nu Village. But since they are here, let's keep them. Tian Guhua, take them to Xifang Garden."

Tian Guhua led the sedan chair into the village.

I asked: "Ma Dawang, you didn't sink our Guo Lian into the lake, did you? Where is the person?"

"Then I won't. I just want to keep him in the water village as a hostage. I, Ma Zongrui, also keep my word. If I can go back safely, I will let him go back to the village!"

I suppressed my anger, "You are so despicable, you treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, I kindly invited you to the banquet, how dare you detain my envoy!"

"In this world, how can you do it if you don't have a heart. No matter how despicable I am, how can I catch up with you? I am a straight-hearted person. I will pull it when I eat it, and I will say it when I think about it. My uncle can be a good king. How can you Why did you usurp power and seize the throne within a few days?"

Dong Rong said: "Don't fart here, who will be the king, this is our Funiu village's business, how can outsiders interfere? If you intend to make trouble, you'd better get out as soon as possible, or don't blame me for being rude!"

I gave Dong Rong a wink, and smiled at Shuishang: "All of you are guests, King Ma, please!"

I took Shuishangju and others into the Hechang Hall, and Gong Suran walked towards Xifang Garden with Xiao Qiao, Dong Jie and the accompanying girls.

Before the village, there were some rare birds such as cranes and peacocks. Cao Hua's father whistled a few times when he went out, and some rare birds and animals walked or stopped in front of the house and behind the house, and they were not afraid of people.Xiao Qiao was not in a hurry to go, but stopped to tease the peacocks.A peacock opened its tail, as if it wanted to compare its beauty with these women.

The guests and friends from all over the world gathered together, and it seemed extremely lively.Of course, most of them are village owners from various cottages, invited by Dong Rong, and I hardly know any of them.Nowadays, there are so many people calling themselves kings everywhere.Chaos, not only on the golden soldiers, but also on our own people.Of course, these small village owners like me have not yet attracted the attention of the court. If they attract the attention of the court, it will be a good thing or a bad thing.

After all, I am a person without fame, but I stole the fruits of Funiu Village. These village owners were polite to me on the surface, but they were very dissatisfied in their hearts, and even a little shameless.Although I saw this, I still had a cheeky smile. Many people said that a black heart and a thick face are the basic qualities of being a king. I may not have these.

Most of the people did not come empty-handed, and they all brought some rare treasures.

Among them, Dad Caohua presented a jade ox, which was so vivid that it seemed to collide.

I don't need Dad Caohua to tell me that this piece of jade was originally fished out by me and Furong from the river, and I gave it to Dad Caohua in exchange for Xiao Taohong, Furong's mount, and now this jade is in my hands again.Seeing this piece of jade, I thought of the scene with Furong that day, it was so beautiful.

The banquet is about to start. We waited for Liang Xingliang for a while, but he didn't see anyone for a long time, so we had to start the banquet.

The thirteen hairpins of the golden bell sang a song, beat the drums, and danced, so that everyone didn't move their chopsticks and looked dumbfounded.

I could see that Mo Yu was itching, and wanted to show off, so I said, "I have a younger sister, Lin, who dances very well, why don't I let her help everyone out."

Mo Yu walked to the middle and danced the Lingbo dance. When it is still, it looks like ### is just blooming, when it is moving, it looks like lightning flashes, when it raises its sleeves, it is the wind and water, and when it jumps, it is the random flowers.

After Mo Yu danced, Dong Rong said: "My younger sister Dong Jie has also been good at dancing since she was a child. Today is the enthronement ceremony of my king, so why not let my younger sister show her shame."

The water prostitute stood up, "No, Dong Jie is my woman, she can't dance if I don't let her dance!"

I also stood up and said, "Since she is your woman, why did you let her go to Yushuihuan to pick up guests?"

Dong Rong also stood up, "Sister, is this true?"

Dong Jie nodded.

Dong Rong rushed over and punched Shuishangjuan's face, but Shuishangjuan quickly dodged, and within a few moves, the two were pulled away by other village owners.

The prostitute on the water said: "Everyone wants to know, who is the first customer that Dong Jie picked up? It's this Niu Dawang!" He laughed out loud.

I thought that Dong Jie would become angry in person, but she walked up to me and smiled at the crowd, then leaned into my arms, "So what? Since there are so many people here today, I might as well be a witness. Snatched from whoring on the water. He used me like a chicken girl. It is true that the first customer I picked up was Niu Dawang, but I also said that it was also the last one. I like Niu Dawang. From today I will leave that water thief , and be a long-term husband and wife with Niu Dawang."

The prostitute on the water said: "You are shameless. He has just become a king, and you want to be Mrs. Yazhai. Don't you think about it. Does he lack women? Even the stinky Taoist nun was kidnapped by him to go up the mountain, and you followed him. Hanging goods."

"That's better than you, a villain!"

"I don't care if I want something you see Yisiqian, but everyone may wish to witness it. I have to compete with this bull king. If she wins me, not only Dong Jie, I don't want it, but I don't want it. I'll even give him Xiao Qiao, if he can't beat me, I'll take the one named Zhiling and the one who danced just now."

"Compare, compare!" This is also a good opportunity to show off in public, how can I let it go.

Whoring on the water began to exchange fists with me.

"The rain of apricot blossoms makes my clothes wet, and the wind of willows blows on my face." I chanted and used a cactus.

His fists and feet are like a tiger coming out of the forest, the wind is whistling, coming and going, it is difficult to find any flaws.My cactus is like a dragonfly on the water, floating away, up and down, and unpredictable.

At this moment, I glanced out of the corner of my eye, and there were two people entering the hall. Dong Rong rushed forward to greet them, "Brother Liang, you are here too!"

Brother Liang waved his hand, meaning to watch me fight with the prostitute first.

After fighting for more than a dozen rounds, I suddenly saw something thrown out of the sleeve of the water prostitute. Before I could react, a plate flew out while hanging and collided with the object thrown by the water prostitute. The ball also fell to the ground.

The prostitute in the water was dazed, I took the opportunity to slap him on the chest, he staggered a few steps, I followed up, kicked his chest, and dumped him on the ground, just as he was about to get up, I firmly held him down , "Surprisingly, he made a murderous hand and tied this fellow to me!"

Dong Rong stretched out his thumb to Baibuchuan, and everyone also focused their attention on Baibuchuan. Needless to say, he must have thrown the plate just now.He lowered his head and ate his food calmly, as if there was no one else around.

Hua Changcai and others are about to come to rescue, but they are surrounded by Gu Feng, Meng Fei and other leaders.Several of them had already been captured with their hands tied. Hua Changcai fought for a while before they were also tied up.

Xiao Qiao stood up and dropped the wine glass with a "smack", "What are you doing? My Majesty and I participated in your enthronement ceremony with good intentions and treated each other like this. Could it be that this is a grand banquet?"

Gong Suran said: "It's your king who is looking for boredom. He wants to compare himself. If he loses, the winner has the final say. Everyone has heard that your king has lost, and you are our king's man. "

Xiao Qiao said: "Don't even think about it, good girls don't marry second husbands!"

Dong Rong said: "Take this woman to Xifang Garden first, so that she won't yell."

"I didn't expect you to be a group of scoundrels, using such indecent means." Xiao Qiao was pushed out while shouting.