Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

The officials at the North Gate asked me to lift the veil on my face.

"Haha, does Xiaoguangdanhammer look quite distinctive?"

The North Gate official didn't take his eyes off my face, and said, "Why does my face look familiar?"

My heart was still pounding, so I took aim at Beimen Hong. If he recognized me, I had to catch him first.

"Do you think it looks like the mountain king in Funiuzhai?"

Some masked servants followed suit, "It's kind of like it." "It's really like it." "I think it is."

"Haha, is that right? Is there anyone else who looks like this? I want to meet this King of the Mountain." I said with a smile.

The fat man took a few steps forward and said, "Master, they do look alike, except that the King of the Mountain has a cow character on his face, but this one doesn't. And this one looks younger, and that one looks older."

"Well, cover your face." Beimen patted me on the shoulder, "Work hard and strive to make meritorious service as soon as possible."

"No problem!" I puffed up my chest and said loudly.

The officials at the North Gate left quickly.

Master Wujing shouted: "Dinner is ready! Take a break after eating and listen to my whistle. Once the whistle sounds, let's continue the competition."

Soon, more than a dozen masked porters came carrying large wooden barrels, which contained meat buns and soup.

Everyone scrambled, if you won't let me, I won't let you, Li Xi immediately raised the big wooden barrel over his head and took it aside, beckoning to me, "Brother, come quickly."

There were several people who wanted to snatch the big wooden barrel, but Li Xi would not give in. After kicking the snatchers a few times, no one dared to move.

Li Xi threw me two steamed buns, I caught them with my hands, pulled off the veil and started to eat them. Not to mention, the steamed buns from Beimen’s house were better than the steamed stuffed buns from my cottage.

The one-armed hero stood aside and looked coldly at the looters.I took a bun from the barrel and threw it to him. I thought he was unprepared and would definitely not be able to catch it, but when he stretched out his hand suddenly, the bun fell into his palm, and the one-armed hero also ate it...

I walked over and asked, "Dare to ask the great hero's name?"

"Bian Jun." He said lightly, without even looking at me, he went to get the buns from the barrel by himself.

I chased him over and asked, "Where is Ren's?"

"Huayang County, Chengdu Prefecture." Bian Jun just buried his head in eating the buns. I waited for him to ask me, but he didn't ask me.

I made fun of myself and returned to Li Xi's side.

Li Xi ate the steamed stuffed buns very quickly, and he killed one in one or two mouthfuls. He didn't know how many he had eaten, then picked up a big ladle to scoop up the soup, drank a ladle of soup, patted his stomach, and started eating steamed stuffed buns again.

Li Xi threw me a bun and asked, "Brother, how does this bun taste?"

"Tastes great."

"It's really good, but there's no wine or meat, it's not enjoyable."

I thought in my heart that if I could pull Li Xi and Bian Jun up the mountain in the future, it would be a worthwhile trip.It seems that there is no harm in going out, and there will be more roads if you know more friends.

After eating and drinking enough, everyone took a rest, and there were various postures.

Li Xi stretched out on a big stone chair, and soon fell asleep.

I saw a man not far away who looked like Huang Boqi, a white-armed ape. He kept avoiding me, so I chased him, and he quickly covered his face with a cloth.

He sat against a poplar tree, pretending to sleep with his head on his knees.

I asked: "Dare to ask this strong man's name."

He doesn't speak.I thought, if he leaked me out again, all previous efforts would be for naught.Forget it, don't provoke him for now.

When the whistle sounded, everyone stood up.

At this time, the fire in the courtyard had been extinguished, and everyone's faces were less panicked.

I pushed Li Xi awake and stood among the crowd.

Master Wujing pointed to Li Xi and said, "Since you took your life in the morning, you can continue the competition in the afternoon, and let me see how capable you are."

Li Xi stretched his waist and said: "I haven't woken up yet, let others compare first?"

"No." The ** teacher said.

"Alright then." Li Xi took the stick again, "Which hero will compete with the Sa family?"

No one answered and no one stepped forward.

The ** master said: "Before he wakes up, you can compare. When he wakes up, you may not be able to compare."

Still no one dared to go up.

"Is it necessary for me to call the roll?" The nurse inspected the circle, pointed at a man and said, "You give it to me!"

The man had no choice but to take a gun and fight with Li Xi.

Li Xi wobbled around, as if he hadn't woken up, sometimes he would shake his head and open his mouth. When the man saw Li Xi's state, his face beamed with joy, and he shot straight at Li Xi one after another.

Li Xi raised his stick violently and threw it on the man's head. I yelled, "Brother, don't hurt anyone!"

As soon as Li Xi turned the stick back, the man's gun was blown away, and the man clasped his fists knowingly, "I'm willing to bow down!"

The man stepped aside.

Li Xi defeated those who came up one by one.

Li Xi laughed and said, "I'll be No.3 if no one comes up!"

"Hugh is crazy!" A man jumped out.

This voice sounds familiar, yes, it must be Huang Boqi, this kid is here to join in the fun again.

Huang Boqi raised a knife to kill Li Xi.

Jumping around Li Xi's side, Li Xi was useless against him, and sometimes even jumped onto Li Xi's shoulders, really light as a monkey, tossing so much that Li Xi scratched his head and scratched his head, and the two fought for dozens of rounds, regardless of the outcome. .

**The master said, "Okay, okay, don't fight any more."

The master pointed to Bian Jun and then to the white-armed ape, "You two come and fight."

The white-armed ape and Bian Jun fought together.

After a few rounds, Bian Jun used the chain hammer to fly the white-armed ape's knife, and the white-armed ape jumped on Bian Jun's hammer. When Bian Jun retracted the hammer, the white-armed ape jumped on Bian Jun's head again. superior……

As soon as everyone cheered, the white-armed ape got carried away and jumped a few times on Bian Jun's head. Bian Jun threw the hammer and grabbed the white-armed ape with one hand. Perhaps the force was too strong, and the white-armed ape's clothes were torn It was broken, and the long white hair was exposed on the arm...

"White-armed ape!" A masked man called out his name.

The master said: "Take him for me!"

He jumped on a few men and tied up the white-armed ape.

The white-armed ape shouted, "Why did you tie me up?"

**The master said: "You can be regarded as a well-known person. You are from Shuizhai first, and then from Funiuzhai. Both Shuizhai and Funiuzhai are dead enemies of our North Gate family. Our North Gate official People have already confessed that the people from these two villages will kill the other when they see each other, so what are you if you are not self-inflicted?"

Let me tell you, isn't this white arm ape made by bad luck?How can I save him at this time?

"Hahaha..." the white-armed ape laughed, "I, Huang Boqi, came to unveil this red list today to turn my back on the dark and turn to the bright. I didn't expect that the Beimen family is also full of fools!"

"Bold! Talk nonsense again, I'll cut your tongue off!"

"It's true that I'm from Shuizhai, but everyone knows who is whoring on the water. I have long looked down on him. Later, I invested in Funiu Village, thinking that I had met the Ming Lord, but that cow was obviously better than whoring on the water. You bastard, he sleeps with Tian Shizhong's wife, he sleeps with other people's brides, he also sleeps with Beimen's concubine, as long as he likes, he doesn't sleep without him. I can't see him doing nothing all day long, eating, drinking and having fun. I got used to him, so I ran down the mountain to reveal this list, just to find someone who can understand me, but I didn't expect it... Anyway, let you deal with it."

"Put it down and hand it over to the officials at the North Gate!"

"Yes!" Several men escorted the white-armed ape and left. Before leaving, the white-armed ape glanced at me and strode away.

The master said: "The competition continues, and now it's the first place. Zhou Farun, do you want to compare? If you don't, I'll count you second. If you do, you might be number one."

I said: "Of course I want to compare."

I cupped my fist at Bian Jun, "Accept."

I picked up the reed leaf gun and stood ready for battle.

Bian Jun showed off the chain hammer, and I also showed off the pistol in my hand, neither of them was eager to make a move, but first showed a performance in front of the men.

"Good! Good!" The cheers continued.

Bian Jun flew towards me with a chain hammer, I flashed past, and stabbed at him with a spear.I wonder if I am still me, why is it so powerful?

Bian Jun is indeed not simple, although he only has one arm, he is like three heads and six arms. I saw that there are flying weights all around him, which is airtight, no matter how dense my gun is, it can't penetrate it.

After fighting for a long time, I picked up my gun lightly, and with his strength, my hammer flew away. The gun went straight to his face, and I retracted the gun only an inch away...

"Okay, okay, not bad! If only you were really my uncle." Master Wujing said.

Everyone also cheered in unison, and some people even surrounded me, lifted me up, threw me around, and cheered everywhere... After putting me down, they asked this and that, and got close to me.

The ** teacher shouted: "Everyone be quiet, the top three stand up."

I, Bian Jun, and Li Xi stood together and waved to everyone.

"Please take off the veil and let everyone see your true colors." The priest shouted again.

The three of us lifted the veil one by one.

"My name is Zhou Farun."

"Bian Jun."

"My surname is Li, my name is Xi, and my name is happy. My name is Li Gaoxin."

"Okay, now let's choose the next seven."

In order to speed up, we divided into several groups to compete at the same time, and I, Bian Jun, and Li Xi were the referees for each group.

At sunset, the top ten were finally selected, and we registered our names one by one.The rest of the people dispersed out of the courtyard and disappeared.

Only the sound of drums was heard not far away, and ten of us were led into a hall.

There are many masked men and men standing inside ###.

A large platform is really shining with gold, and the roads are also paved with gold, which is really a golden road.

"Please Tanhua Li Xi come on stage."

Li Xi strode onto the stage.Stand on the stage and wave to everyone.

"Ask Madam Nineteen to wear flowers for her."

A masked lady came to the stage and put a big red flower on Li Xi's head.

"Please explore the flowers and collect the gold yourself."

Li Xi took two pieces of gold and stepped down from the stage with Mrs. Nineteen.

A questioner asked: "Why do you only take two pieces of gold?"

Li Xi said: "I have two hands, two yuan is enough, one for my father and one for my mother."

"Bian Jun, please take the second place on stage."

Bian Jun came to the stage.

"Madam Eighteen, please wear flowers."

Madam Shiba put flowers on Bian Jun's head.

"Please take the second place to get the gold."

Bian Jun took an ingot of gold.

Others laughed and said, "Haha, you can take a piece of gold with one hand. It would be nice if you had three hands."

"The number one scholar, Zhou Farun, please come on stage."

I boarded the golden platform and waved my hands around.The sound of the drums grew louder and louder.

"Madam Sixteen, please wear flowers for the champion."

The drums sounded and the applause was thunderous.

Mrs. Sixteen stepped onto the stage with a smile in her eyes. Her eyes were sunken, dark and bright.

Could it be that this is the one who came from the old west?

When she put flowers on my head, she saw that she was bald, and she was a bit embarrassed.

Everyone laughed.

Mrs. Sixteen was in a hurry, so she had no choice but to tie the big red flower around my waist.

"Please pick up the gold yourself."

I waved my hand and walked off the stage with Mrs. Sixteen without taking a single gold.

A masked woman asked: "I said the champion, why don't you take the gold?"

I laughed and said, "Gold is not what I want. Mountains of gold and silver are not worth a mountain of earth in the end."