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Plagiarism - 350 Ba Gulong spoofs "Legend of the White Snake"

"Oh, cakes! Are these dishes? They are simply works of art!" Franco Zeffirelli was full of praise when he saw the delicious Zhejiang dishes.

Audrey Hepburn also sighed: "Yeah, how can we have the heart to destroy these works of art? I... I am really reluctant to eat."

Chef Liu Weiyue was at the table and introduced in fluent English: "Mr. Franco, Miss Audrey, friends, what we are cooking today is Zhejiang cuisine among the eight major cuisines in China. I am today's chef. It's called Liu Weiyue. Now, I will introduce these dishes to you today. This dish is called 'Dongpo Fish'. According to legend, it was invented by Mr. Su Dongpo, a great writer in ancient my country. Its characteristics are... Then these are our signature dishes, this dish The dish is called 'Meeting on a Broken Bridge'... and this dish is called 'The White Snake Steals the Immortal Grass'...the soup is called 'Shui Man Jin Shan'..."

"Please, everyone, let's taste Master Liu's unique skills!" Jin Yong picked up the chopsticks and started to do it first.Everyone also began to raise their chopsticks to taste.

"Director Li, there seems to be a 'White Snake' in these dishes. What kind of person is she? You all seem to know, is she famous? These dishes seem to have stories in them?" After Liu Weiyue finished introducing, Ao While eating with relish, Delly Hepburn asked Li Hanxiang beside her with great interest.

Li Hanxiang is a man of great learning. What Tan Jiabao said that day made him start to study ancient Chinese love stories. This "Legend of the White Snake" is one of his research goals.Hearing Audrey Hepburn's question, he put down his chopsticks, started to use English, and simply told the story of "Legend of the White Snake":

"It is said that a long time ago, an environmentalist scholar accidentally rescued a wounded white snake. More than 1000 years later, the white snake and her younger sister, the green snake, became elves through hard training. For more than 1000 years, the white snake has always been She never forgets the scholar who rescued her. She found that she has fallen in love with the scholar, so she changed into a beautiful woman named 'Bai Suzhen' and went down the mountain. She found it on the Broken Bridge and experienced it many times. The savior of reincarnation, he is now called Xu Xian. They fell in love, they got married, they lived a very happy life every day, everyone praised them as a very good couple, and people praised the beautiful and kind Bai Suzhen Affectionately call her 'White Snake'. However, a very powerful monk named Fahai knew all this. He believed that humans and elves are characters in two worlds and cannot be together. He asked the White Snake to leave his husband ..."

"Ah..." Audrey Hepburn listened very seriously, and when she heard this, she was slightly startled and said, "Oh, what a bad and stupid reason, why does this Fahai interfere in other people's private life ? Oh, if I were the 'White Lady' I would never have considered his poor suggestion!"

Just as Li Hanxiang was about to speak, Gu Long picked it up. He drank a glass of wine, and then said, "Old Li, let me tell you the next one. Indeed, the white lady had the same thoughts as Miss Audrey at that time. How could she Abandoning her beloved husband? How could she give up on herself and get the 1000 years of waiting? So, she categorically rejected Fahai's unreasonable request! However, this Fahai is an arrogant and self-righteous guy, he told the husband of the white lady Xu Xian said that the white lady was a snake demon, and instigated his husband Xu Xian to drink realgar wine for the white lady. The white lady showed her original shape and frightened Xu Xian to death. The only way for the white lady to go to heaven to steal the fairy grass was to take a great risk. She saved her husband. Fahai then tricked Xu Xian into Jinshan Temple and put him under house arrest. In order to save her husband, this poor woman fought against Fahai together with her younger sister Xiaoqing. They flooded Jinshan Temple and put her husband Rescued. Because the 'Water Man Jinshan' injured many innocent creatures, the White Snake was punished by the heavens, and she was pressed by Fahai under the 'Leifeng Pagoda' and never came out..."

"Oh, it's so great. The 'White Lady' is so pitiful..." After hearing the story, Audrey Hepburn was already in tears, and she was moved by this love story.

Franco Zeffirelli sighed and said: "It's really a touching love story, it reminds me of Romeo and Juliet. Hehe, every great love story has a sad ending. Oh , Dear Li, I think you should put this story on the screen, it can definitely move audiences all over the world."

"Oh, Franco's suggestion is great! Director Li, if you make "Legend of the White Snake", I think I will play the role of the White Snake!" Audrey Hepburn seemed to be fascinated by this story, and she was very yearning for the White Snake stand up.

"Ah..." Everyone in the audience froze.

Li Hanxiang said awkwardly: "Oh, Audrey, the White Snake is an oriental woman. In China, she is already a household name."

Obviously, Li Hanxiang didn't want the White Snake to be played by a Westerner. Audrey Hepburn nodded, showing a lot of regret in her expression.

"That's wrong!" Gu Long drank another glass of wine, he said: "Who said that the white lady must be an oriental woman? Which book said so? Can't we diverge our thinking? The white lady is in the process of cultivation. Well, it’s not uncommon for her to cultivate herself into a Western beauty by accident! Look at Audrey, apart from her appearance as a Western woman, isn’t her behavior and even her tone of voice very gentle and classical? ?”

"Shameless! Gu Long, you are spoofing "Legend of the White Snake"! You are ruining the quintessence of China!" Ni Kuang said with a smile, and everyone laughed too.

Gu Long was unmoved, and he continued to say to Audrey Hepburn: "Audrey, I fully support you in playing the characters in the Chinese story. I recently wrote a script called "Huahualing", which is In a martial arts drama, the heroine Mei Yinxue is also a woman who is as loyal to love as the White Snake..."

Gu Long briefly talked about the outline of his "Huahualing" story.

Jin Yong shook his head and said: "Gu Long, I advise you to give up this whimsical and far-fetched idea. Mei Yinxue is a chivalrous woman in ancient China, how could she be a Western woman? Are there any martial arts dramas filmed like this? Besides Well, Miss Audrey doesn't know Chinese Kung Fu, let alone use that kind of unique Chinese swordsmanship."

"Cut!" Gu Long sneered and said, "In my script, I have already explained Mei Yinxue's origin. Listen carefully! She was originally the daughter of a navigator in the West. The navigator wanted to let his baby My daughter went to see the great Chinese civilization, so I brought this 5-year-old daughter from a long distance. Unexpectedly, a tsunami encountered during the voyage, and their boat was broken by the wind and waves. The 5-year-old girl was finally killed by a The Chinese fishermen rescued her, and the Chinese fishermen raised her. And by chance, she learned a superb martial arts. As for Audrey not knowing martial arts, this is by no means a problem, we can ask a stand-in to perform fighting scenes."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and everyone thought that this Gu Long must be crazy.They look to Audrey Hepburn, and they want to know what she thinks.