Fake hero

Huang Laoxie looked at his watch impatiently, grabbed Chu Tianyang's neck with one hand, and kicked the chubby Erpao into the car along the way.

Chu Tianyang shouted hoarsely at his father in the car: "Father, after I was taken away by this old guy, you must take care of yourself, the day I can beat him will be my first day ” Unfortunately, the bulletproof, soundproof glass with reflective film made Father Chu not hear a single word.

Watching the car in which the three children were sitting finally disappear from sight, Old Man Chu and Old Man Zhang counted the money in their hands with cigarettes in their mouths, and said happily, "I never expected that our children could finally be It's sold for money! This price is much more expensive than pork..."

Xuanxuanzi touched Chu Tianyang's head and said: "Tianyang, don't worry at home, you have been wronged and followed that old guy for the past two months, after two months, master will teach you again. Your greatest kung fu in China."

Chu Tianyang nodded innocently, waiting for Xuan Xuanzi to give him something.

"Is there anything else?" Xuan Xuanzi asked curiously when he saw Chu Tianyang looking at him expectantly.

"I am very sad to be separated from Master." Chu Tianyang looked lonely, and Xuanxuanzi felt extremely satisfied with that expression of reluctance.It seems that the apprentice I fancy is not bad, although he is a bit mean and insidious, but he still has feelings for him.

"It's okay, after two months, the teacher will pick you up."

Chu Tianyang raised his head, and looked at Xuan Xuanzi with watery eyes, "We're going to be separated, so Master, you don't have anything to give me? I don't think it's too little." Xuan Xuanzi slapped him somersault.

Looking at Chu Tianyang who boarded the plane through a special passage, Xuan Xuanzi said to Chu Tianyang, "Remember, you must survive until I pick you up."

Chu Tianyang, who was flying for the first time, was so excited that they were crazy, the plane!This time it's not a handjob to kick someone's balls, this time it's a real guy.

When the stewardess explained the precautions to the passengers in a sweet voice, Chu Tianyang kept moving his fat little butt.

"Be more honest!" Xuan Xuanzi who was sitting in the back slapped Chu Tianyang on the back of the head.

Chu Tianyang nodded excitedly and asked, "Master, when can we transform?"

"Transformation? What kind of transformation?" Hearing Chu Tianyang's strange question, several passengers sitting next to him also looked at Chu Tianyang curiously.

"It just turned into a little black dot! I see that the plane turned into that in the end!" Under the titters of the people around, Huang Laoxie went to the bathroom with a blushing old face.

"Did I say something wrong?" Chu Tianyang asked Xiaopang strangely, looking at the kind, contemptuous and mocking smiles around him.

Xiaopang shook his head and said, "That's right, these idiots don't care about them. After they turn into little black spots, we'll eat them like sesame seeds."

In order to prevent Xuanxuanzi from making mistakes, Huang Laoxie directly took the passenger plane of Hainan Airlines, and then took a car to the training base after arriving in Yanjing.

When Huang Laoxie came back, the three children had passed the initial stage of excitement and fell asleep.

Seeing the three troublemakers quiet down, Huang Laoxie also closed his eyes and began to think about where to train. After thinking about it for less than 5 minutes, he fell asleep.

After a few children woke up, they unexpectedly became quiet, which made Huang Laoxie very strange.

Chu Tianyang asked Huang Laoxie with a frightened expression in his eyes, "Will this thing just fall?"

Before Huang Laoxie could reply, a middle-aged man sitting next to him suddenly yelled at Chu Tianyang, pointed at Chu Tianyang's nose and cursed: "Young bumpkins fly by plane, why does their mouth smell so bad? The plane fell? Why don’t you let your grandfather fall and die? Immortal, look at what your grandson taught you! How shameful to come out?”

Both Chu Tianyang and Huang Laoxie stared dumbfounded at the middle-aged man who suddenly lost his temper. They looked at each other, but they were rarely angry.Because Huang Laoxie was afraid that Xuanxuanzi would make trouble again, he took the ordinary civil aviation economy class and arrived in Yanjing soon. Huang Laoxie didn't want to cause trouble again.In case this precious apprentice is taken in by others again, he must cry to death.Besides, Yanjing is at the feet of the emperor after all, even if such an ordinary person is trampled to death, he will only be ridiculed by the people in the circle - have you ever seen a proud lion as knowledgeable as a provocative ant?

But Chu Tianyang is not angry because this guy just said that he is a country bumpkin, since he came from the country in the first place.What made Chu Tianyang happy was that this middle-aged man used two heavy words of cursing Huang Laoxie, "old immortal" and "falling dead", to curse Huang Laoxie. It was so cute.If it weren't for the fear that Huang Laoxie would put on small shoes for him in the future, Chu Tianyang and the three of them would immediately defect to the camp of middle-aged people.