Fake hero

Hearing the quarrel, the stewardess came over and said to the middle-aged man who lost control of his emotions with a professional smile: "Sir, please don't make loud noises on the plane." Before the middle-aged man could speak, the stewardess said to Huang again. Lao Xie and Chu Tianyang smiled apologetically and said, "I'm sorry old man, kid." The stewardess could understand the behavior of the middle-aged man.Flying by plane and steamship has such special requirements, that is, you can’t say such unlucky words. This is the biggest taboo for people who go out. Now this child speaks out, but the grandpa doesn’t reprimand and stop him. It’s really not a good parent. .

Huang Laoxie stared closely at the round chest under the tight uniform of the stewardess, and said generously: "It's okay, beauty, my old man doesn't know as much as him, are you free tonight? Let's have dinner together? "

The stewardess obviously had never seen such a disrespectful, wretched and lecherous old guy. No matter how good her professionalism was, she was stunned for a while, at a loss.Chu Tianyang said to the stewardess at the side, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "It's okay, sister, you can go, this old guy's wife died early, because he was sentenced to 18 years in prison for adultery, and he was just released yesterday. It's been rehabilitated."

Seeing the back of the pretty stewardess leaving in a hurry and the contemptuous eyes of the surrounding crowd, Huang Laoxie wished he could strangle this bad-mouthed, sharp-mouthed kid to death right now.

In less than 5 minutes, another flight attendant started delivering food.

"Where's that beautiful sister?" Huang Laoxie stared at the tall stewardess in front of him but with the "Wang Zai Xiaomantou" chest, his expression of disappointment was undisguised.

How could the stewardess not understand Huang Laoxie's thoughts?Her unattractive breasts are the place where she has the most low self-esteem. This old guy just looked at it, and dared to pick and choose.

A smile was forced on the stewardess's face: "She still has other work to do, what would you like to eat?"

Huang Laoxie waved his hand, just about to say nothing.Then I heard Xiaopang shouting from behind: "Give me all, give me all of theirs! Give me all the delicious food on your plane!"

After the stewardess passed by Xiaopang's side, the whole food was reduced by more than half.Xiaopang picked up a steaming cup of coffee and took a sip carefully, then frowned and handed it to Chu Tianyang: "This is really delicious, brother Tianyang, try it."

Chu Tianyang stared: "Fart you! If this thing is delicious, would you consider giving it to me?"

Xiaopang said with a smile: "Didn't I want you to taste how nasty this thing is? Master, what is this yellow thing called?"

Huang Laoxie gave Xiaopang an unhappy look: "Coffee! Also, don't always mention the word yellow in front of me."

The middle-aged man who had been looking at this side burst into laughter: "A few country bumpkins, who don't even know about coffee, can eat it like a pig."

This time Huang Laoxie chuckled, if it wasn't for the fear of Chu Tianyang's anger, Huang Laoxie would have liked to be with this middle-aged man right away.

Chu Tianyang was not happy anymore, he looked coldly at the middle-aged man across the aisle, and said loudly to Xiaopang: "Little Fatty, he called you a pig!"

Xiaopang nodded: "His father is a pig, and his whole family are pigs!"

Chu Tianyang said to Xiaopang in a low voice: "What the hell are you beating him up!"

"I'm eating, how can I have time to talk to him? Let him beat Er Pao when he wakes up!"

"Then throw something at him!"

Fatty nodded, looked at the juice in his left hand and the scalding hot coffee in his right hand, and asked Chu Tianyang, "Will it be splashed on his head or his crotch?"

"whatever!"

Thus, a cup of hot coffee was directly placed on the middle-aged man's head.

"Why do you throw something so hot?"

"This thing is too bad to drink. It's useless to keep it. I can't pour juice on him, right? That's too wasteful."

Hearing the middle-aged man's screams, Fatty ate and said, "I said his whole family is pigs, and that's what pigs call when we slaughter pigs during the New Year in our village."