Fake hero

kindness?He touched the flirtatious girl's breasts up, down, left, right, and right, but found nothing.Carefully pinch, still nothing.

The flirtatious girl thought that Chu Tianyang's hands and feet would be weak and dare not touch it, but Chu Tianyang not only touched it, but also rummaged through her own tits like a box and a chest.

"You dare to lie to me? Give me back my money!" Chu Tianyang's eyes glowed with anger. In just a few minutes, Chu Tianyang successfully transformed the extorted money psychologically. For one's own money, that kind of anger and loss is totally a normal reaction of a person after losing something.

Even the flirtatious girl felt that she had really taken this kid's cell phone, and it was a cell phone worth 5000 yuan?

"I...I'll give it." Seeing that Chu Tianyang was really going to run away and there was no possibility of sympathy, the coquettish girl quickly took out the money box under the cabinet, and quickly handed 5000 yuan to Chu Tianyang's hand superior.

"Huh? Just 5000 yuan?"

"Oh, I forgot, there are a few little brothers' mistakes... mistakes..."

"Lost wages."

"That's right! Lost wages, mental damage, and shock costs are... yes..."

"The total is 3000 yuan."

"Yes...the total is 3000 yuan."

The flirtatious girl was about to cry.Hunting geese all day long, but being pecked by geese and blinded!Who am I looking for to provoke me?Not to mention the 8000 yuan he went out for no reason, there were still three unconscious guys lying on the ground.

Seeing the three children packing their bags, the coquettish girl's heart was bleeding.

"Hey, just blackmail from now on. What do you think of the money coming in so fast?" Chu Tianyang stuffed a thick dozen of money into the underwear pocket of the Second Pao, pulling it tightly.

"Whatever Brother Tianyang said, let's do it."

Chu Tianyang winked, and deliberately said loudly to Xiaopang and Erpao: "Today we return with a full load, and we will go see our elder brother who is in high school later, stay for one night and go back to Shagang Town tomorrow."

Erpao asked knowingly, "Which brother from high school?"

"You forgot, when we were about to leave, Dad asked us to see Brother Lu Pingtao from County No. [-] Middle School."

"Lu Pingtao, Lu Pingtao. Hmph, I will definitely kill you bastards!" After Chu Tianyang and the others walked away, the coquettish girl slowly stood up and said bitterly.

Downstairs, Xiaopang and Erpao had already laughed together, in order to teach Sha Mao (Lu Pingtao) a lesson without doing it themselves.

"Brother Tianyang, we are considered rich, so why don't we find a place to eat something delicious?" Fatty had just walked two streets, and his saliva was almost drooling.Looking at the dazzling array of delicacies on both sides of the street, I can't help but want to feast on it.

Seeing that it was still early, Xiaopang's second uncle gave them the address of their home and told them to take a taxi and go home directly after five o'clock.It's still early in the day, and a few people can still stroll around, familiarize themselves with the terrain, and lay the foundation for future crimes.

"It's too hot today, what shall we eat?"

"Eat ice cream! Eat ice cream!" Xiaopang jumped up. In his memory, there was only one time when he and his father came to the county to sell seafood, and his father bought him the smallest ice cream for joy.Only at that time, Xiaopang couldn't forget the sweet and delicate feeling of ice cream.

"What is ice cream? It seems that the teacher said it." Er Pao scratched his head, trying to remember.

Chu Tianyang said: "Ice cream? It's like a pile of shit, right? I've seen it, but I haven't eaten it."

"Brother Tianyang, why do you talk so disgustingly? You talk about everything, shit, you know it's delicious after you eat it." Xiaopang pointed at the opposite side: "Hurry up! There is an ice cream shop opposite, and there are still leftovers. A seat by the window, let's go!" After speaking, he rushed over at a speed that was not commensurate with his weight.

Chu Tianyang and Erpao looked at each other and smiled. Xiaopang is usually very slow, so he has a strong ability to resist blows.But as long as there is delicious food, the dull chubby will turn into a monster with a nose that is faster than a dog's spirit and runs faster than a rabbit. Will others sell themselves and the Second Pao if they give them a bowl of noodles?

The tropical afternoon is the hottest time of the day, and the ice shop is full of people.Seeing Chu Tianyang and the Second Pao come in, Xiao Pang excitedly waved his hands and shouted: "Here, Brother Tianyang, here, here."

"Although it's unbearably hot outside, the ice shop is quite comfortable and comfortable. The high-power vertical air conditioner is turned on to the maximum, and people can't feel any heat when sitting in it.

With a 'snap', a list was thrown on the table. "What do you want?" Chu Tianyang raised his head, and saw a young but pretty woman staring at him casually.

"Auntie, we want ice cream, all kinds of ice cream." Xiaopang's saliva was about to flow out, and he didn't even look at the list.In his eyes, only ice cream is the most delicious cold drink in the world.

"How many sticks do you want?"

"Pack? Ice cream is sold by the stick?" In Chu Tianyang's impression, ice cream should be sold according to what he said. "

"Come on, tell me how many you want. There are so many people who have time to spend here with you." The beautiful woman became impatient. These little bumpkins didn't even know how to sell ice cream when they entered the city. Drilled out of the ground?

"Well, let's get a hundred sticks first, it's better if it's not enough." Seeing Xiao Pang's appearance, Chu Tianyang felt that he and Er Pang should eat quickly, otherwise a hundred sticks of ice cream might not be enough Fatty ate it himself.

"How much? One... a hundred sticks of ice cream? My child, you should think about it. Ice cream will not be returned or exchanged once it is on the table." The beautiful woman was obviously taken aback, and the three children ate a hundred sticks. , what an international joke.

Chu Tianyang looked at Xiaopang's disappointed look, wishing he could kick him to death, he gave Xiaopang a hard look, raised his head and said to the beautiful woman, "I'm sorry, auntie, it's not a hundred sticks."

The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at Chu Tianyang: "Just tell me, how can anyone eat so much? How much is it, and report it quickly."

"I mean one hundred is not enough, we want two hundred ice creams."

The beautiful woman obviously misunderstood the amount of ice cream these children asked for as a prank on herself, and her plump breasts rose and fell in a spectacular way, staring fiercely at Chu Tianyang and the three of them.

"Two hundred sticks, right? Good! One dollar and fifty cents each, a total of 300 yuan, pay first!" Soon, the beautiful woman woke up from her anger.Dare to tease my wife?My old lady will let you know how powerful it is, pay for it first, if you can’t pay for it, I’ll make you look good!

As expected by the beautiful woman, Chu Tianyang and Erpao's eyes widened and their mouths opened wide.

Then one of them punched Xiaopang.

"Fatty man, I want you to look good later on. So many lumps of ice cost so much money." Er Pao reluctantly took out a large handful of the money he had just extorted from his bosom, picked out three and handed them to the beautiful woman.

After receiving the money, the beautiful woman was at a loss.

"Go! What are you doing in a daze?" Looking at the waitress who stayed where she was, Fatty looked unhappy.Damn, stand here stupidly, delaying my eating ice cream!

The waiter picked up the money and walked into the workshop in a daze. Amidst the noise of voices, Chu Tianyang's ears, which were sharper than dogs, heard the startled voices of several people in the workshop.

"We want two hundred pieces... Does a stick of ice cream look like a lot to them?" The three little heads gathered together to study.

"Shouldn't it? I think [-] sticks... barely enough to eat."

The Erpao's eyes looked around and then he smiled and said: "Brother Tianyang, this thing really can't be returned, look at what they left after eating, it really looks like a lump of that..." Erpao covered his mouth and had a good time with Chu Tianyang, only Xiaopang sat there angrily, glaring at the two of them from time to time, wishing to goug out a piece of flesh from them.

Chu Tianyang reached out and poked the second cannon: "You have insulted the sacred food in Fatty's heart, be careful for a while, he will fight you desperately."

Erpao's mouth was full of disdain: "Brother Tianyang, with his skin, he can fool outsiders. If it's against you, I can beat him to death, hehe."

After a while, the waiter and another waiter came over with a large bowl of ice cream.

He threw it on the table with a bang, and said angrily, "This is the ice cream you want! Eat it!"

"No, Auntie, is there a cone under the ice cream? We paid for it..."

The waiter stared at Xiaopang, opened his mouth but couldn't find any reason to refute.It stands to reason that an ice cream shop should have an ice cream with a cone, and there are two hundred sticks neatly placed on the floor.But the waiter wanted to play tricks on these children, and brought up a whole basin of ice cream. Although this basin was enough to make more than 200 sticks of ice cream, the waiter wanted not to give them cones. The ice shop earns more.

How did he know that the usually dull-headed chubby is an out-and-out mathematician, conspirator, and politician when facing delicious food. . . . .

Seeing that the waiter wanted to take the basin back, and looking at the weight of this big basin, Xiaopang sneezed at the ice cream, and sprayed a lot of saliva directly into the basin.The waitress was so angry. From the time the basin was served, everyone in the room looked at her.If you take it back now, there will probably not be many people in this room coming in the future.The Chinese pay attention to seeing what is invisible, but it is not so simple to see what is not clean.

Xiaopang scratched his head: "Brother Tianyang, I sneezed into our ice cream, I was too careless."

Chu Tianyang ignored him, and directly stirred the basin with his dirty fingers and said, "Isn't it obvious?"

The waitress's lips were trembling, her face was livid.This can be regarded as a dumb loss. If I knew it earlier, I should have spit into the basin.

The cones were all made in the workshop, and the waiter picked out [-] cones that were a bit broken and deformed and sent them up.This time, there was not a single one missing. If these little bumpkins ordered it in front of so many people, the ice shop would really be worth the candle.

After weighing it for a long time, the waitress could only knock down her teeth and swallow it in her stomach.

When she walked over with these cones, she saw that a large bowl of ice cream had been eaten, and it seemed like it had been eaten for a long time.Because the little fat man yelled at me for the cone, give me the cone.

monster!This is the evaluation of Chu Tianyang and the three of them by the waitress and the people in the room.