Fake hero

"Brother Tianyang, let's take a taxi?" Xiaopang said out of breath, carrying a lot of the biggest bags.

"Taxi? Can you call it?" Thinking that he and Chu Tianyang had never eaten Xiaopang just now, Er Pao felt unhappy.

"I took a look. To take a taxi, you just need to stand on the side of the road and wave, here..." Xiaopang pointed to the person standing on the side of the road and waving. A tricycle stopped with black smoke, and then It drove away with people chug chug.

"Damn, you spent 300 yuan this afternoon, and you want to take a taxi? There's no door." Second Pao grinned at Xiaopang with a bitter heart.

"How big is the county seat? Is it far away from the place where we go to beat Xiong Blind?" Chu Tianyang turned his head and gave Xiaopang a sideways look: "You just want to be lazy, so you took a note and asked all the way to your second uncle's house." Speaking of this, Chu Tianyang pointed at the tricycle running crookedly on the road: "Look at these cars, if you get on them and the car collapses again, we have to beat them again, right?"

"But Brother Tianyang, you and the Second Pao let me carry all the big bags, I'm so tired!"

"When you eat so much ice cream, why don't you say you're tired? Carry it."

Chu Tianyang looked at the bustling farmer's market in front of him, and suddenly said to Xiaopang: "How about we sell the cuttlefish and exchange it for a smaller one?"

The brains of Xiaopang and Erpao shouted at the same time after only a second of thinking: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it!"

There is no electricity in the village, so if you want to make a phone call, you can only go to Longkou Town or Shagang Town. Unless there is something important, Xiaopang's father will never go so far to make a phone call.And it doesn't matter even if you make a phone call, because what Chu Tianyang wants to do is to exchange the civet cat for the prince.

The few people who went to sea with their father since they were young know the prices of various seafood. In this regard, they are confident that no one can fool them.

To do such a small thing, a few bad boys have absolutely no psychological burden.The mothers of the children all died early, but the country people are simple, and they have brought a lot of seafood to them every year and festival these years.On the other hand, the people on the little fat mother's side have never cared about whether they are dead or alive all these years.

Find a stall at random and ask for a cuttlefish.The stall owner bullied them as children, and as soon as they were about to make some money, they were pushed back by three children.

The stall owner knew that this was a child from a fisherman's family.There is an unwritten rule in the seafood farmer's market that the children of fishermen will never make money when they come here to buy things.Even if you add money, it will only add a little fee.

In fact, everyone here knows that it is basically impossible to earn money from fishermen—these things are all bought from others, how can they earn money?Moreover, the fact that fishermen come here to buy seafood can only explain one problem, that is, what difficulties are encountered by the fishermen's family, and the seafood they buy is for gift giving.Otherwise, what kind of seafood would I not be able to get at sea?

"Hey, I didn't say anything about the cubs, I thought they were children from the city." The stall owner scratched his head and showed a simple smile. The fishermen on the seaside called the children either Xiaozaier or Xiaowa, The stall owner called this to tell them that according to the rules, you can't make money buying seafood here.

"Uncle, I want that cuttlefish." Chu Tianyang pointed to a cuttlefish that was as long as a dried arm.

"This one, it's 100 yuan when it's collected in Caomo Village, and I don't want the shipping fee, so I'll give it [-] yuan!"

"Hee hee, I know, and I also know that you spared another basket of flower cap crabs." Xiaopang said with a smile about the embarrassment of the stall owner.

"Ah?" The stall owner looked at Xiaopang carefully, and then said with a smile after a long time: "I said, it turned out to be a little child from the old Shentou's family. Well, it really looks like a closer look."

Xiaopang's father, old man Shen, is quite well-known in the county seafood market, because old man Shen is best at catching big cuttlefish, squid and jellyfish.Every year, old man Shen can count on the ocean currents to catch a few valuable things. These deep-sea things are so small that they are cheap as hell, but the price of the big ones increases exponentially.

"In this way, cuttlefish will charge 100 yuan, and then I will give you a bag of shrimp, and I will say hello to your father later."

Seeing that Pang was about to take out the big cuttlefish he was carrying, Chu Tianyang quickly kicked Pang, and then sweetly said to the stall owner: "Thank you uncle, then we have something to do and we will leave first. "

"You idiot." Seeing Xiaopang's puzzled expression, Chu Tianyang was furious. "You're fine when eating. He knows your father, and you still want to sell him the cuttlefish. Are you out of your mind?"

Xiaopang thought for a long time before nodding his head: "Brother Tianyang is right."

The little cuttlefish that Erpao took over from Xiaopang asked Chu Tianyang: "Brother Tianyang, where shall we sell it now?"

Chu Tianyang smiled and nodded with his chin: "There, Taoyuan Yipin Seafood City."

What Chu Tianyang and the others accidentally saw was the largest seafood city in Taoyuan County.It is said that the boss here has a relationship with both black and white Taoyuan County, which is why this seafood city is flourishing.

Several children lost their minds in front of the automatic revolving door, and no one had seen how the automatic revolving door should be played.

"Wait, someone else will definitely come in a while, we just follow along."

Within a few minutes, several well-dressed middle-aged men came directly to the induction turnstile and walked in calmly.

A few children also followed their example, and they went in directly.

"Hey, the things in the city are good, even the door is different." The three children came to the seafood city happily, and were stunned by the luxurious scene in front of them.

There are chandeliers everywhere, and the chandeliers of various colors make the already bright lobby even brighter.Rows of booths are neatly placed with all kinds of delicacies, and the charming service girls in the lobby shuttle among the guests like flowers and butterflies, introducing the dishes to the guests in a charming and soft voice.

For the three children who have never been to Seafood City, this place is almost like the paradise in their dreams.

"Good evening." As worthy of being the No. [-] Seafood City in the county, the waiters treated the children with the same amiable and courteous look.

"Excuse me, how many... Which room are the children looking for?" The service lady obviously regarded Chu Tianyang and the others as children looking for their parents.

"Sister, we want to find your boss, because we have a very precious thing to sell to him." Chu Tianyang showed a corner of the cuttlefish, which was taller than an adult, and the waitress only felt her breathing tightened.

People who work and live by the seaside have more or less common sense, and the service lady can tell at a glance that such a big cuttlefish held by three children is absolutely extraordinary.

"Hello, general manager, is Chairman Wang in?" The service lady quickly called through the walkie-talkie.

"Chairman Wang didn't leave the office, what's the matter?" A female blunt answer came from the intercom, obviously dissatisfied with the untimely call from the service lady.The service lady quickly said: "This is the general manager. There are a few children below selling seafood. I think Dong should be invited..."

"Are you out of your mind? People come here to sell seafood every day. When did you see the chairman come down? That's the business of the purchasing department. Are you stupid as a waiter?"

"No, not the general manager." After being scolded by the general manager, the waiter almost shed tears.If she hadn't remembered that the chairman once said during a meeting that the cuttlefish symbolizes daily progress, and that it was a pity that there is no big cuttlefish in her store as the treasure of the store, she would not care about these things. .

"These kids are holding the oversized cuttlefish that the chairman said!"

There was no sound from the walkie-talkie for a moment, and after a while, the general manager said, "Wait for me for a while, I'll go down and have a look before deciding whether to notify the chairman."

As soon as Chu Tianyang and the others put the package on the ground, they circled around the dishes on the booth.Needless to say, Chu Tianyang, Xiaopang has already desperately started to memorize the names of the dishes.According to Xiaopang's words, the dishes made by these chefs may not be as delicious as Brother Tianyang's.

"Are these children?" The general manager who came down from the stairs looked very young, but the crow's feet around the corners of her eyes revealed her true age.

"Hey, hey, look, this man is pretty." Chu Tianyang whispered to Erpao and Xiaopang.

Erpao and Xiaopang looked at Chu Tianyang like a monster: "No, brother Tianyang, this aunt is already very old."

"Fuck, I know, I mean she must have been pretty when she was young, so her daughter should be pretty too."

"..."

"Where do you kids come from?" The general manager looked pleasant, and when he squatted down, he could see the deep cleavage inside the overalls.

The three children immediately turned into stuttering pigs again, and finally Chu Tianyang took a deep breath and said to the general manager: "Auntie, you should stand up and talk, you...we saw you... Yours..."

Fatty muttered, "It's still pink..."

The unscrupulous words of a few children made the general manager blush.In the most prestigious and high-end hotel in this county, as the general manager, she would come into contact with many people every day.After a long time, as the general manager, she gradually got used to teasing guests with good intentions or other purposes, and even turned against the general quietly.

It's just that these children are really talking unintentionally, so what can I say?

After the general manager stood up, the three of Chu Tianyang returned to normal, and began to make their own comments with a smile.

"But having said that, Auntie has a good figure."

"Yes, yes, the pink one is also very suitable for auntie."

"The child of the aunt's family must also be a little beauty..."

General manager:"......."

"We came from Caomo Village, so far away from here. You have seen this cuttlefish, it is absolutely precious. We know that people don't do secret things, so please make a price." Chu Tianyang took out the The kind of blackmail in the village.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to report to the chairman now, I guess he is very interested in your cuttlefish." After the general manager finished speaking, he gave instructions to entertain the guests, and then went to report to the chairman.

Poured tea to a few children who looked around and felt fresh, the service lady said softly: "You may have to wait for a while, the chairman is usually here at this time..." Before the service lady finished speaking , I saw a fat middle-aged man running down the stairs in a hurry.

Chu Tianyang poked Xiaopang: "This guy is much fatter than you." Xiaopang gave Chu Tianyang a very unhappy look: "I am fleshy, not fat, but he is really fat."