i'm just a cook

Yang Meng threw a bamboo sword in his hand to Lu Xiaozhan, and then danced the sword in his hand like a sword flower, saying: "The way of swords has a long history, should a master like you be familiar with it?"

Lu Xiaozhan curled his lips: "It's very strange! You are so familiar with it, I guess your brother was often spanked by this thing when he was young?"

Yang Meng blushed, coughed dryly and said, "That... the sword head is wrapped in cloth, it's not dangerous, let's just make gestures like this."

Lu Xiaozhan swept his eyes and saw a plastic bucket in the corner, filled with more than half of the bucket of dirty water, probably left by the cleaners before they had time to pour it out after wiping the floor.

"Well, how about we color the cloth of the sword head and see who has more color patches on the clothes and whoever loses?" Lu Xiaozhan took the bamboo sword in Yang Meng's hand, and ran to Puchi without waiting for his answer. Pu Chi dipped in the bucket of muddy black sewage, and secretly laughed in his heart: "Hey, I told you to play handsome and wear such a white T-shirt!"

After pounding the dirty water, Lu Xiaozhan handed one of the bamboo swords to Yang Meng, stood up two steps away and said, "Okay, come on Brother Yang."

Yang Meng looked at it, and Lu Xiaozhan just casually held the bamboo sword backwards with his left hand, and asked, "Aren't you ready?"

Lu Xiaozhan chuckled: "Anyway, I don't know how to play swords, that's all."

Yang Meng nodded, holding the sword in front of him with both hands, pointing at Lu Xiaozhan with the dirty cloth on the sword head, his smile faded, and suddenly changed from a smiling boy to a...serious boy.

"Drink!" Yang Meng strode forward, stabbing out with a sword, pointing directly at Lu Xiaozhan's chest with the sword wind.

With a smirk on the corner of Lu Xiaozhan's mouth, he stood there leisurely, until the point of the sword was about to poke him, and he turned sideways for an instant.Yang Meng reacted very quickly, following Lu Xiaozhan's sideways turn of his wrist, the bamboo sword slashed across Lu Xiaozhan's left rib.

Lu Xiaozhan, who was leaning sideways, was already standing at the edge of the field, with his right arm clinging to the fence, he had to jump out of the fence to avoid the bamboo sword, but unexpectedly, his upper body leaned back, and the bamboo sword rubbed against the tip of his nose Just scrape it over.As soon as the bamboo sword was swept away, he straightened his waist and stood up straight again.

All the police officers watching the battle cheered together, including Zhai Nan who just got up from the ground, clapping vigorously.

Yang Meng saw that the horizontal blow fell into the air, and the bamboo sword swung half a circle in the air, drawing a graceful arc from the left side to the top of the head, and then slashed down on Lu Xiaozhan's body that had just stood upright.

When the tip of the sword quickly fell to the top of Lu Xiaozhan's head, Yang Meng suddenly saw the smirk in Lu Xiaozhan's eyes, and while he was in doubt, Lu Xiaozhan swung his left hand out, swept Yang Meng's chest a few times like lightning, and then withdrew his hand and slapped it on his forehead. block.

The hilt in Lu Xiaozhan's hand was facing up at the bottom, blocking Yang Meng's bamboo sword without any difference. Hold the bamboo sword and sweep towards Yang Meng's throat.

Yang Meng was shocked, and was about to back away quickly, but found that Lu Xiaozhan's right hand had pressed down on the back of his head forcefully at some point, making it impossible for him to dodge half a step, and at this moment the blade of the bamboo sword was already caught in his Throat.

Just like the scene when Zhai Nan was kicked away, the audience was silent, for a long time, Yang Meng lowered the bamboo sword in his hand, sighed, and said with a smile again: "I lost, I didn't expect that I couldn't hold on for long. "

Lu Xiaozhan let go of his hand and took two steps back, imitating Yang Meng and looking at him with a smile, pointing to Yang Meng's chest.

Yang Meng looked at himself in a daze, and suddenly the smile froze on his face, and he saw a not-so-neat letter "z" clearly drawn on the wet cloth on the front of the white T-shirt.

"You..." Yang Meng was stunned, and thought about it carefully, remembering the few sweeps before Lu Xiaozhan pushed his bamboo sword, and then he said in surprise, "You are so fast, you can block it in time after writing a letter." my sword."

Just as Lu Xiaozhan wanted to say a few words of modesty, Yang Meng yelled as if remembering something: "Lu-Xiao-Zhan! Did you do it on purpose? You even drew a letter Z, thinking you were Zorro? My new clothes!"

Lu Xiaozhan stuck out his tongue, sneaked aside when Yang Mengjun's face was turning black, and came to An Qi's side, and asked with a smile: "Honey, am I handsome?"

An Qi glanced at Lu Xiaozhan, covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "You are a bad person!"

When leaving the criminal police team, all the police officers expressed that they would like Lu Xiaozhan to come back when he is free. They all wanted to learn that enviable kung fu. Many people secretly expressed that if they learned it well, they would no longer have to be afraid of Captain Zhai's violence.For this reason, Lu Xiaozhan felt great sympathy for Zhai Nan, and decided not to treat Zhai Nan to lunch today, after all, he still can't move around freely.

Lu Xiaozhan calmed down Yang Meng's heart that was about to die, and exchanged his forgiveness for the price of a lunch.Of course, he still had no money, and An Qi still paid the bill in the end, but Yang Meng was embarrassed to let the girl treat him, so he paid for it himself.

In fact, Yang Meng's skills are not much worse than Lu Xiaozhan's. It's just that Lu Xiaozhan's brains are flexible and his ability to adapt to changes is stronger. He deliberately forced himself to the edge of the fence, making Yang Meng think that he was inevitable, and caught him by surprise. This made Yang Meng caught off guard.During the meal, Lu Xiaozhan carefully analyzed the situation with Yang Meng and their respective fighting strengths, and complimented Yang Meng's skills, and claimed that if he fought seriously, he might not be able to beat Brother Yang .It made Yang Meng forget to pursue Zoro, and even willingly pay the bill.

"Xiao Zhan, what are you doing this afternoon?" An Qi asked Lu Xiaozhan when she was leaving the hotel.

"I want to go to the military region to find my third uncle." Lu Xiaozhan thought for a while, he had some questions about An Xili and wanted to find An Shan, then he pretended to be embarrassed and asked Yang Meng: "Brother Yang, are you going back to the military region? Hehe... ...If you want to go back, take the two of us back by the way."

Yang Meng returned to his smiling face at this time: "I really happen to be going back to the military area, so I'll take you two back."

Just as Lu Xiaozhan wanted to say some polite words like thank you, Yang Meng said again: "You also happen to help me wash my clothes, if you don't have the confidence to wash them clean, don't leave with me."

"Brother Yang..."

"kindness?"

"you're a bad guy!"