My Beauty Artifact

Elastic, greasy, soft, slippery... Even the skin on the face is so flawless, like a soft and elastic jelly, Zhang Chao couldn't put it down and pinched Zheng Xue's pretty face.

"Hmph, then you used to always call me ugly, and you were almost mad at me!" Zheng Xue pouted angrily, and punched Zhang Chao's shoulder with her small fist.

"It's sincere this time." Zhang Chao whispered with a smile.

"Hmph..." Zheng Xue turned her little head aside angrily.

"I remember all the things you said. If you want me to forget them, prepare [-] of the best words and exchange them." Zheng Xue said playfully with a smile.

Ten thousand nice sentences?Zhang Chao sniffled, this is really difficult!No matter how nice and sweet words are, if you say them dozens of times a day, they will probably be boring, right?

"Start tomorrow!" Zheng Xue added, shaking her head.

Seeing Zhang Chao's bitter and helpless face, Zheng Xue couldn't help but giggled while covering her small mouth.

"That's the deal! If you get angry with me again in the future, you will spend a hundred times the benefits to compensate me. Otherwise... I will ignore you!" Girls' common means, ignore you... Zhang Chao He blinked stupidly.

"Don't bully me, don't be angry with me, don't be nice to other girls!" Zheng Xue said as if she was counting on her fingers.

Zhang Chao's brain really short-circuited!what is this?This is a kind request, don't you pick the wild flowers on the roadside?This girl considers herself her girlfriend?It seems... neither he nor she confessed, right?

In movies and TV shows, if two people are dating, don’t they all need to look at each other affectionately, and then they can’t help but hug and kiss, and then they can’t help but say the sweetest confession when they fall in love?

How did I get to myself, all these experiences were omitted?Zhang Chao can't say whether he is sweet or melancholy now.

"Can it be done?"

"No!" Zhang Chao lowered his head and said solemnly.

Zheng Xue was stunned, and tilted her head to look at Zhang Chao in bewilderment, her big eyes blinked flickeringly, and the smile on her face froze.

"I have promised Sister Yueyue to treat her well and protect her." Zhang Chao raised his head slowly and said seriously.

"Sister Yueyue? Who is it?" Zheng Xue frowned and asked in confusion.

"My sister who lives with me."

Zheng Xue let out a chuckle, her hanging heart fell to the ground, and angrily stretched out her hand to poke Zhang Chao's forehead: "Idiot, wood!"

Is this a compliment?Zhang Chao shrugged, not paying attention.

After sending Zheng Xue all the way to the gate of her community, Zheng Xue stopped: "I'm here... I don't want to go home."

"Then... don't go back." Zhang Chao said casually.

"En?" Zheng Xue tilted her head vigilantly and looked at Zhang Chao. "What do you want?"

Zhang Chao shook his head again and again: "I didn't think..."

Seeing that Zheng Xue was still looking at him like that, Zhang Chao blushed and hurriedly waved his hands to explain again: "Really, I never thought about it... That's right, didn't you say you didn't want to go home, I..."

Zheng Xue still looked at her like that, Zhang Chao's voice became lower and lower, and finally he sighed helplessly, and simply nodded: "I think about it! But that's very natural, uncontrollable logic of thinking. Isn't it ?”

"It's like a man, whether he is in his teens or **, if he sees a woman squatting there wearing a skirt, his eyes will always be locked in the middle of the skirt first, and then he will turn his eyes to look at the woman's appearance , figure...this is a natural reaction."

Seeing Zheng Xue staring at him stupidly, Zhang Chao sighed: "Let's put it this way, the information transmitted from the eyes back to the brain, a woman, squatting there, wearing a skirt... After these information enter the brain, before the brain sends it Instructions, masculine instinct, the eyes have already glanced into the skirt. However, it is a series of thoughts... such as what color do you see, what does this woman look like, figure, age."

"That is to say, in this particular situation, the first reaction of a man is a conditioned reflex. It's like you said you don't want to go home, so I naturally..." Zhang Chao explained again and again, using this popular metaphor as much as possible To illustrate the problem.

Zheng Xue was completely petrified: "What are you talking about? Let me ask you, what do you want to do?"

"I think!" Having said so much, the embarrassment in his heart has dissipated a lot, and with the explanation and analysis just now, Zhang Chao said it with confidence.

Pfft... Zheng Xue covered her mouth and almost turned over laughing, squatting on the side of the road in front of the community gate, pinching Zhang Chao's leg with her hand: "You scoundrel, you did it on purpose. Haha... "

Zhang Chao looked blank, what are you laughing at?

"I'm asking, what do you want to do, well... three times, what do you want to do. Okay?"

what?Zhang Chao, uh, uh, uh, for a long time, turned his head and scanned around, not knowing what he was looking for.

"Looking for what?"

"Find a bigger rock and just hit him to death!" Zhang Chao said miserably with a downcast face.

……

Walking home alone, Zhang Chao kept repeating: "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

"Damn, it's completely two sounds, how can I hear it wrong! This is a shame!" Zhang Chao slapped his forehead hard!

Originally, because of this wrong understanding, my heart almost jumped out of trouble.She thought Zheng Xue was going to spend the night with her!I thought... She was asking herself, what do you want to do?

Walking all the way back to the door of the residence, Zhang Chao shook his head helplessly and sighed, "Chinese dialect is so broad and profound!"

When Zhang Chao came back, Feng Yueyue had already prepared a table of dishes and was sitting at the table watching TV, waiting for Zhang Chao to come back for dinner.And Li Xiaoqi, lying on the bed, kicked and kicked in the air with her two little feet, flipping through the pages, not knowing what she was looking at.

"Are you back? Wash your hands and eat! You've been out for a whole day without picking up the phone." Feng Yueyue saw Zhang Chao coming back, and hurriedly got up to greet him. She gave Zhang Chao a blank look with some complaints, and got up to fetch water for Zhang Chao. .

The washbasin was brought to the front of the body, and the towel was handed to the eyes after washing the hands, all of which seemed so natural and ordinary.

After the rice was served, it was placed in front of Zhang Chao together with the chopsticks, and the three of them sat around the round table and began to eat.

"How's the result?" Feng Yueyue asked softly, holding her chopsticks in her mouth, and seeing that Zhang Chao didn't even open her mouth to report after waiting for a long time.

"Uh... not bad. The number one student in the liberal arts college entrance examination in province l!"

Neither Li Xiaoqi nor Feng Yueyue understood.

"Why are you talking about the top scorer in the college entrance examination? I'm asking about your grades!" Li Xiaoqi hit Zhang Chao on the head with chopsticks and said angrily.

"It's me! I'm the number one student in the liberal arts college entrance examination!" Zhang Chao said, spreading his hands.