My Beauty Artifact

"It's me! I'm the number one student in the liberal arts college entrance examination!" Zhang Chao said, spreading his hands.

"You?" Li Xiaoqi looked Zhang Chao up and down with an expression of disbelief.

"Well, why, don't you believe it?"

Li Xiaoqi chuckled, and stabbed the braised fish in front of her with her chopsticks: "I don't believe it! If you are the number one in the college entrance examination, I will eat all the fishbone!"

Just as we were talking, it was time for the news on TV.The main content of the program was broadcast, and it happened to be a news about the college entrance examination.

"Students from all over the country are checking the results of the college entrance examination, and the top student in the liberal arts college entrance examination in this province is reported to be interviewed by reporters."

The commentary of the announcer on TV was so timely, as if he was responding to Zhang Chao.

Feng Yueyue and Li Xiaoqi turned their heads and looked sideways into the TV at the same time, just in time the scene of Zhang Chao being interviewed flashed by.

"Look? I'm not talking nonsense, am I?" Zhang Chao pointed at the TV with his chopsticks and said casually.

Feng Yueyue looked at Li Xiaoqi in disbelief: "The one just now... seems to be really him!"

"Ah!" Feng Yueyue threw away the chopsticks directly, jumped up from the chair excitedly, screamed and rushed to Zhang Chao's side, hugged Zhang Chao's head forcefully, and embraced her in her arms!

With Feng Yueyue bouncing up and down, Zhang Chao's cheek was pressed against Feng Yueyue's chest with a thick, sweet and milky smell, and he kept rubbing against it.

Feng Yueyue screamed excitedly, jumped up and down, and hugged Zhang Chao's head vigorously, and Zhang Chao's face was almost sunk in, through the thin shirt, the feeling was so clear.

"Sister Yueyue, I'm almost suffocating!" Zhang Chao turned his head with difficulty, and said with a sideways smile.

Uh... Feng Yueyue was taken aback for a moment, and also realized that the posture between herself and Zhang Chao was somewhat indecent, so she quickly let go of Zhang Chao's head and took a step back.

The little face was flushed, Feng Yueyue pursed her lips and smiled sweetly, bent down and pinched Zhang Chao's two cheeks vigorously: "Little devil, I really have you! It's great!" As she said, she leaned forward and directly touched Zhang Chao's face. He pecked heavily.

Well, it smells so good!Zhang Chao secretly praised in his heart.However, Zhang Chao knew very well that Feng Yueyue was really happy for herself, it was just an expression of excitement, and nothing else was mixed in it.

Compared to Feng Yueyue's joy and excitement, Li Xiaoqi on the side had a slumped face, looking like she wanted to cry but had no tears.

I have said too much!Just after talking about eating fishbone, the TV news came out!Even if it is a few seconds later, I don't have to make such a promise!

"Zhang Chao, my sister was joking just now. You don't really need to eat fishbone, do you?" Li Xiaoqi smiled and smiled at Zhang Chao, flattering her.

Zhang Chao shrugged, tilted his head playfully, and said, "Who knew you were here... Anyway, your words don't count, and it's not the first time that you won't admit to losing a bet!"

"Who, who said that my words don't count? Once the little girl speaks out, it's hard to follow! Che, you really look down on my sister! Isn't it just a fishbone? Hmph! Look!" When saying these words , Li Xiaoqi's impassioned face, and the fortitude radiating from her face, reminded Zhang Chao of a national hero in textbooks, Liu Hulan!

How generous and righteous it looks!Zhang Chao thought in his heart, dumbfounded.

It's easy to say, but when I really picked out the long fishbone, Li Xiaoqi suddenly froze, and looked back and forth with chopsticks for a long time, but didn't know where to start.

"Forget it, how hard is that fishbone! What if it gets stuck?" Zhang Chao said with a funny wave of his hand.

"Then you can't make me look down on you! You do what you say! What's the point!" Li Xiaoqi kept saying unconvinced, but she still didn't eat.

"It has soft thorns, but it's still thin. You just need to sip it, and you can swallow it!" Zhang Chao pointed to the soft thorns on the belly of the fish with a smirk and said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Unconvinced, Li Xiaoqi picked up a piece of fish meat and threw it into her small mouth together with the soft thorns on it.

"How? Hmph! What's wrong with the fishbone?" Li Xiaoqi said while shaking her head triumphantly, but she froze after speaking halfway.

"Uh...it hurts!" Li Xiaoqi's face was drawn together, and she said with a miserable frown.

Zhang Chao and Feng Yueyue were originally watching the excitement with their jobs in their hands, but now they were stunned seeing Li Xiaoqi's appearance.

"It can't be such a coincidence, can it? Really...really stuck?" Feng Yueyue quickly put down her job and ran over.

Zhang Chao slapped his forehead with a wry smile, and leaned over, teasing again and again: "I said, Miss Xiaoqi, how thin your voice is, such a small, tender fishbone can get stuck , I really admire you!"

"Stop talking sarcastic, your throat and tongue are all stuck! It hurts like hell!" Li Xiaoqi said miserably with her small mouth open.

Damn, the tongue is also stuck?Zhang Chao grinned straight, and leaned over to look inside the small mouth by the light. The little tongue was trembling, but no fishbone was found.

Zhang Chao and Feng Yueyue looked left and right for a long time, but they still couldn't find where the fishbone was. In the end, Li Xiaoqi kept complaining about the pain.

"Swallow a mouthful of rice, and take the fishbone down!" Seeing Li Xiaoqi coughing and coughing, tears came out, Zhang Chao felt a little guilty, and hurried to help out with ideas.

"Use vinegar, vinegar works!" The rice didn't take it down, so Zhang Chao made another plan.

One mouthful, one mouthful, seeing Li Xiaoqi's sour eyebrows almost squeezed together, Zhang Chao grinned accordingly.

"Bastard! Big bastard, you lied to me! It doesn't work at all." Li Xiaoqi pinched her throat with her hands, stared at Zhang Chao miserably and complained.

"There's no reason! It's said in books and on TV that it works! Do you drink less? Drink more!" Feng Yueyue said in confusion.

"Yueyue, you have learned badly from Zhang Chao! This vinegar is so sour, you let me drink it? Woohoo, I'm dying!" Li Xiaoqi kicked her legs like a child.

It was a lively meal, and finally Feng Yueyue coaxed Li Xiaoqi, and Zhang Chao cleaned up the dishes.

"It really hurts. I can try it out myself. Two sticks are stuck on the top of my tongue, and one is stuck in my throat! Woohoo, there are only three fishbone in the piece of meat, and they are all stuck!" Li Xiaoqi's tongue was stuck. Fishbone, with a strange voice, whimpered like he was about to cry.

Doom!Zhang Chao said amusedly in his heart.

Feng Yueyue was busy looking for the flashlight and the small tweezers, but because her tongue was too slippery and the fishbone was too small, she couldn't get it out at all.

"What should I do, you bastard is still laughing!" Li Xiaoqi raised her foot and kicked Zhang Chao, cursing angrily.

Zhang Chao grinned and shook his head helplessly.There is a way, but... obviously there is no way to implement it.Even Zhang Chao felt that the treatment method that came out of his mind was a bit absurd.