Get rid of the wife to pick up girls

Chapter 1538 Not like a local! (Third update!)

Happy Saturday everyone!

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As the saying goes: A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated.

The "shi" mentioned here generally refers to men, and it probably means this: a man can die with his chest held high, but he will never let others humiliate him.

But this woman, King Zeus, also has the backbone of a "scholar". After someone from Chu took advantage of her body and listened to his words satirizing her, she immediately jumped up in anger and was about to pounce on her. When he died together with this guy, his feet went limp, his body swayed, and he fell into the river with the exclamation from his mouth.

"You'd better be honest with me, learn to be reasonable, don't spend money with men casually, let alone bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know good people!"

When King Zeus fell into the river, Chu, who was gloating at other people's misfortune, of course couldn't just watch her fall into the water, so he grabbed her by the water with his backhand, pulled her into his arms, and then let go quickly Hands-on: It would be too cost-effective if the current major event of saving lives (Huang Dongdong and Kawashima Yoshiko) was ruined for the sake of taking advantage.

"You, are you a good person?"

King Zeus swayed and sat on the boulder again. Although her eyes were still full of anger, she didn't make any more moves.

It seems that she is also very clear that it is definitely not a wise choice to fight someone from Chu now.

"Do you think I'm a good person?"

He took out a cigarette that was tightly wrapped in a plastic bag from his pocket, took out one and lit it on his mouth. Chu Yang sat opposite King Zeus, breathed out a puff of smoke comfortably and said: "If I am not a good person If you don't, I won't save you just now, let alone give you an early warning, this is a fact that doesn't need to be quibbled, right?"

King Zeus didn't appreciate Chu's words at all: "Huh, you did that just because you were afraid that no one would take you to Mount Olympus if I died."

Chu Yang also snorted coldly: "Hmph, even without you, I could have sneaked into Mount Olympus! Don't think that this poor place is magical in your eyes, but in my eyes, it is nothing at all. Still With Lao Tzu's ability, I dare not say that I went to heaven and earth, but Lao Tzu..."

King Zeus straightened his chest, and interrupted Chu Yang with angry eyes: "Who are you with me!?"

"Forget it, if you don't want me to be your father, then I won't do a good job. Hey, don't always touch your hands, don't you know whether men and women can kiss each other?"

Seeing that King Zeus was about to attack again, Chu Yang hurriedly moved back a few times with his buttocks, shook his hands and said, "Okay, I won't make jokes with people like you who have no sense of humor, lest you turn your face again, that way It’s too boring. You’d better close your eyes and take a rest, you’ll have to climb the cliff later.”

After hearing Chu Yang talk about the business, King Zeus stopped arguing with him and asked, "What time is it?"

Chu Yang raised his left hand and glanced at his watch: "It's 47:[-] in the middle of the night, and the people above should be sleeping soundly. It happens to be the best time to climb up."

But King Zeus shook his head and said, "It's too early to go."

Chu Yang asked strangely: "Could it be that everyone on Mount Olympus is a night owl, and can't go to sleep until early in the morning?"

"We people live in the underground city all year round. Due to the influence of day and night, our biological clock has long been disordered and formed our own set of time rules. At this time on the mountain, it is equivalent to around seven o'clock outside."

After King Zeus finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and said, "The time when the people above are least vigilant is around three o'clock in the morning."

"Three in the morning? So late."

Chu Yang frowned: "In this way, there are still more than three hours, so why didn't you say it earlier, so that we don't come here so early, how uncomfortable it is to be wet and dare not light the fire?"

King Zeus replied lightly: "If we don't come before twelve o'clock, the difficulty will increase."

"What's the difficulty? Will the vortex disappear automatically after twelve o'clock?" Chu Yang curled his lips with a sarcasm.

King Zeus ignored him, but crossed his legs, put his hands on his knees, and squeezed his thumbs and index fingers together. It was like yoga, but not exactly the same. Anyway, it made Chu Yang look special Turning around, Ji Bo said: "What is your posture? It looks like you are going to catch a toad."

"Hey, are you catching toads?"

"What's the matter, donkey hair stuffed in your ears?"

"Grass, it's fine if you don't like to talk, but if I'm willing to grind my teeth here with you?"

After chatting alone for a long time, Chu also felt that it was boring, so he closed his mouth and looked at King Zeus with wide eyes.

No matter what someone from Chu babbled, King Zeus just ignored him, and still maintained this posture, motionless like an old monk in meditation. After a short effort, there was faint heat rising from the top of his head.

"Damn, is this the legendary internal strength?"

Someone from Chu stared at the steam rising above King Zeus's head with wide eyes, feeling incredible, so he followed her example, pinched his hands together, crossed his legs, and sat like this for five or six minutes. He didn't feel any heat coming out of his body, but was blown by the night wind and got goose bumps all over his body from the cold, and he was immediately depressed.

I don't know how she did it... Chu Yang wanted to ask how she did it, but after thinking about it, he closed his mouth again: You are so awesome, what's the use of it, anyway, as long as you don't come out now Khan, it is my defeat... Ouch, I have to stay away from this woman, so as not to faint again.

After faintly smelling the fragrance from King Zeus, Chu Yang quickly got up from the ground, walked up to her upper air outlet, and began to ponder whether to take this opportunity to kill her to avoid future troubles.

Alas, men are always more likely to change their minds than women at certain moments. What is going on?

Chu Yang stood at the upper wind of King Zeus, looked up at the towering cliffs, and was thinking about what would happen after twelve o'clock, when he saw a sudden light in the sky, as if there was a sudden thunderbolt above his head. Like a flash of lightning, he was so frightened that he closed his eyes subconsciously and trembled. When he opened his eyes again, he understood what King Zeus had just said.

It turned out that the bright light just now was not lightning at all, but strong lights installed at the open-air entrance of the underground city: at least a dozen strong lights were turned on exactly at twelve o'clock, lighting up the river surface on the side of the Grand Canyon, It was as bright as daylight, not to mention that someone crossing the river at this time would be found, even if there was a garbage bag floating on the water, they could be seen at a glance.

"It turns out that there will be lights patrolling here every twelve o'clock, no wonder she insisted on crossing the river in the first half of the night."

Looking at the shining river, Chu suddenly felt that King Zeus was not so annoying, at least following her could avoid some unnecessary troubles.

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Looking at the river rushing westward, Chu Yang sat on the upper wind of the boulder, with his cheek resting on his right hand, like a lady, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

King Zeus, who was gradually dissipating the heat from his head, let out a long breath at this time, and slowly opened his eyes.

The clothes on her body were completely dry now, compared to the wet Chu, they should be very comfortable, otherwise she wouldn't have a smug smile in her eyes when she looked at him.

After hearing the sound of King Zeus exhaling, Chu Yang turned his head and smiled at her and said, "Listening to your accent, you don't look like a local."

King Zeus, who was tidying up the folds of his clothes, asked frowningly, "What does this sentence mean?"

Someone from Chu gave a smirk: "Hey, it's not very interesting, it's just a joke, do you want to listen to it?"

King Zeus sneered: "Hmph, how can you tell elegant jokes?"

Chu Yang giggled and said, "Cut, you don't like to hear about it, and it just so happens that I don't want to tell you either."

It's no secret that a woman's biggest characteristic is her curiosity: if someone cries and wants to tell her something, she may not like to listen, but when someone doesn't want to tell her something, she will definitely ask People, you have to let people say, just like King Zeus.

Seeing that Chu Yang really shut his mouth and didn't speak, King Zeus, who felt a little itchy, shrugged his shoulders and pretended to be indifferent, and said, "Anyway, it's still early until three o'clock. Sitting here is also sitting, and there is nothing else. If you have something to do, let’s talk about it and listen to it.”

Chu turned his head and said blankly, "What do you want me to say?"

King Zeus's nose was almost twisted by this guy's pretending to be stupid, and he raised his finger and pointed at him: "You, didn't you just say something nonsensical to me after hearing me exhale?" , and said it was a joke?"

Chu Yang nodded: "Yes, I did say that, but you just said that I can't tell high-level jokes, so I won't say it."

King Zeus immediately said arrogantly: "But now I want to hear it again!"

A gleam of scheming success flashed in Chu's eyes: "Do you really want to hear it?"

King Zeus didn't bother to say anything to him, just nodded.

Chu Yang came to his senses immediately: "Okay, it doesn't matter if you let me tell a joke, but after listening to it, you can't have any opinion on me, because this joke was also told to me!"

King Zeus waved his hand impatiently: "Why are you such a mother-in-law? If you want to talk, just say it, and don't talk about it!"

"It's not a good thing for a woman to be so impatient."

Someone from Chu muttered something, coughed and said, "Cough! I'm starting to talk. If you speak well, please applaud!"

"Say it!"

Chu Yang cleared his throat first, and then said: "It is said that there are two people who don't know each other. They went to work in a company. They got into the elevator together. There were only the two of them in the elevator. When the elevator was moving upwards, there was a person My stomach felt bad, so I farted."

Taking a peek at King Zeus who was dazed, someone from Chu said solemnly: "In this way, both of them are very embarrassed, but they don't know what to say, after all, shitting and farting is not so easy to control. But How to solve everyone's embarrassment, both of them are civilized people, so naturally they don't say dirty words. So the person holding his nose smiled at the farting and said, "Hehe, buddies, listen to your accent, it's not like It's a local'."

After Chu Yang finished speaking, he couldn't hold back his laughter anymore.

While laughing, he made preparations for King Zeus to rush over.