Get rid of the wife to pick up girls

Chapter 1539 Eight words! (First update!)

People with less lofty thoughts always feel particularly happy when they are satirizing or teasing others.

Just like Chu Yang, after hearing King Zeus let out a sigh of relief, he immediately said the wicked words of "listen to your accent, you don't look like a local", to satirize people's exhalation is to let go, let go of that .

Of course, if people don’t understand the meaning of satirizing others, then it’s as boring as cooking without salt. That’s why Chu Yang said this joke under the “repeated pleading” of King Zeus .

After Chu Yang finished telling the joke, he laughed out loud. He thought that King Zeus would soon understand, and he rushed over in anger and wanted to die together.

But to Chu Yang's surprise, King Zeus didn't rush over at all, but asked stupidly, "What are you laughing at?"

When a person satirizes someone, of course he will feel happy, but the person being satirized can't hear the meaning of being satirized, then the happiness will be discounted, and it will even have the dullness of "Jing Yi Ye Xing" feel.

Just like the current Chu Yang, when he thought he had succeeded, King Zeus stupidly asked him what he was laughing at, and the laughter stopped abruptly like a chicken being trampled on its neck, and the wide-eyed Looking at her, I said in my heart: No way, this woman can't even hear this, how could her IQ be so low?

After not hearing Chu Yang's answer, King Zeus asked again: "What were you laughing at just now? Is that joke as funny as it sounds? It sounds normal to me."

You let out a breath, which I insinuated as a fart, but you couldn’t hear it. The past has nothing to do with you. Cough, let’s not talk about it, let’s take this opportunity to rest for a while.”

"Oh." King Zeus agreed lightly, and when Chu Yang closed his eyes, he suddenly asked: "When you were in Maya New City that day, you tried to learn more about me, but it was fine because you passed out. Do you still want to know more about me?"

"Get to know you better, what do you need to know?"

Chu Yang opened his eyes in surprise, and looked at the woman across from him: "You are the descendant of a world-renowned great man, the downcast Lord of Mount Olympus, you have the kung fu to conquer the world, and the beauty that fascinates most men. , and he is quite a consummate master of deception... I just need to know about you, isn't that enough?"

King Zeus was very dissatisfied and said, "Who am I lying to?"

"Of course you won't lie to me, because you can't fool me at all."

Someone from Chu said triumphantly: "But you can lie to your subordinates. For example, you can not let them know your real appearance, and you can also pretend to be mysterious and tell them that you are a time traveler, so that everyone will be in awe of you." .”

After mentioning the word 'traveler', Chu Yang's heart suddenly moved: "Oh, by the way, do you still remember the time when you, as Daisy, assisted me to leave Georgia?"

King Zeus raised his hand to stroke the hair on his temples, nodded and said, "Of course I remember. You don't need to say more, do you understand why I knew in advance that the passengers on the train would die that day? When you thought I was a time traveler before, you would naturally think that I had seen this scene in advance, but now that you know that it is just a lie, you must be wondering why you still know that?"

"Talking to smart people saves effort, alas."

Chu Yang sighed and said, "Yes, since you are not a time traveler, how did you know in advance?"

King Zeus stood up, walked in front of Chu Yang seemingly casually, and then sat down slowly. His pair of blue eyes shone strangely under the starry sky, and his voice was heard amidst the rush of the river water beating against the stones. It was clearly audible, but there was a hint of weirdness: "This is very simple. Although I am not a time traveler, I am a master of divination."

"Master Divination!?"

Chu Yang was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously said: "So you are like Chen Yiqing, you are a magic stick! Oh, no wonder you could figure out which nightclub I would go to when I first arrived in Tbilisi... After a long time, it turns out That's right, why didn't I think of this before?"

King Zeus tilted his head and asked, "Chen Yiqing? Is that the Feng Shui master who resounds throughout Southeast Asia?"

Chu Yang replied proudly: "Yes, she is also my son's mother."

Before King Zeus could say anything, Chu Yang said with vigilance again: "Slow down, you said you are a magic stick, you are a magic stick, I have to test you."

Although the word "magic stick" is a bit harsh, King Zeus also endured it because he will teach this guy a lesson later: "How do you want to test me?"

Chu Yang pondered for a while, and said, "I'll let you count others. If you can't prove it for a while, you can count what I desire most now."

If Chu Yang asked someone familiar with him what he desires most, they would definitely tell him: what you desire most, of course, is to get rid of chai and build a new city of Maya as soon as possible!

Everyone knows that Chai Fangxiang is Chu Yang's greatest enemy and the only obstacle at present. Killing Lao Chai and even controlling Mount Olympus is indeed what he desires most at present, even surpassing whether Hua Manyu wake up.

However, King Zeus did not answer in this way, but smiled faintly and said: "What you desire most now is nothing more than praying that Chai Murong will be safe and sound."

The fact that Chai Murong was terminally ill was known to no more than a dozen people in the world (including the doctors in the 301 Hospital), and even Chu Tiantai and his wife, Chai Mingsheng, were kept in the dark. It can be said that Chu Yang One of the biggest secrets.

However, King Zeus said it very easily at this time, which immediately made Chu's mouth wide open: "You, can you really count?"

Then, he shook his head violently: "No, you definitely didn't figure this out! After Chai Murong got sick, he once asked me to marry Nanzhao Xixue quickly. Anyone with a quick mind can deduce it from it." There is something wrong with her body. And you are so smart and have many eyes and ears, so it is normal to know that she is not in good health. No, this doesn't count!"

King Zeus said dissatisfied: "Why is it not counted, then you tell me, how will it be counted?"

Chu Yang stared into the eyes of King Zeus, and said slowly: "Unless you can know her cause of disease and figure out what will happen to her later, then I will not believe you."

From Chu Yang's quick marriage to Nanzhao Xixue, it can be deduced that something is wrong with Chai Murong's body. With the wisdom of King Zeus, it is not difficult to deduce it. It is even more likely to know what she got from the mouths of those doctors. Symptoms... These questions may not be difficult, but what Chu Yang is asking now is not about Chai Murong's terminal illness, but the cause of it.

There may be more than a dozen people who know about Chai Murong's terminal illness, but very few people know the cause of her illness (Naihe Tongzi, inherited from generation to generation). If King Zeus can figure out her cause, Chu Yang will definitely be convinced by her, worship her, and beg her for advice, to see if he can save the high official's Mood for Love.

However, to Chu Yang's disappointment, King Zeus shook his head after frowning for a while and said, "Chai Murong has a serious physical problem. I really started from the fact that you hurriedly married Nanzhao Xixue." It was deduced from the action, but if you ask me to deduce what terminal illness she has and what is the cause of the terminal illness, I will not be able to know this when she is not present."

After a pause, King Zeus said again: "Because I want to see this from Chai Murong's questioning and performance."

"What's the difference between that and Chinese medicine consultation?"

After hearing what King Zeus said, Chu Yang was very disappointed, his straightened back collapsed again, and he said lazily: "I just said that you are pretending to be a ghost and cheating people. If you are really that good, you should have figured it out a long time ago." Yawn, okay, let’s not talk, I’m a little sleepy, I think we’d better take a rest first.”

Just when Chu Yang waved his hands and lost interest in the conversation and was about to lay down on the rock for a while, King Zeus suddenly said: "I am not lying, I am indeed a master of divination. Although I can't calculate her when Chai Murong is not in front of me." The cause of the disease, but I can see her future fate from your facial features!"

Chu Yang, who was just about to lie down, regained his energy after hearing what King Zeus said: "What, you mean that you can deduce Chai Murong's future fate from my facial features?"

King Zeus nodded affirmatively: "Since you and Chai Murong are husband and wife, then you will naturally have husband and wife looks. What's the point of seeing her current physical condition and future fate from your face?"

……

In the countryside, there will always be some "warlocks and god mothers".

It is not uncommon for these "immortals" who open their mouths and shut their mouths to tell from the facial features of a person how many family members he has and how the family members are in good health.

Regardless of whether this ability is called a "big fairy" or spreading superstition, this is indeed a fact.

Moreover, when Chu Yang was in Zhangjia Village when he was a child, he had seen it with his own eyes, and because he knew Chen Yiqing, he believed in it.

Of course, from the facial features of a person, it can be seen how many family members he has, how the family members are in physical condition, and even the setbacks he has experienced before... This kind of ability comes from the wonderful Chinese book "Book of Changes", which is very clear. Yang is also very clear, otherwise he would not be convinced by what Chen Yiqing said.

However, it is one thing to convince Chen Yiqing, but it is another matter whether King Zeus can convince Chu Yang of her.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have said with a sneer: "Okay, since you can see Chai Murong's future fate, you can tell me now. If you are right and find out a way to cure her, you will be able to save her in the future." Tell me what to do, I will do!"

King Zeus immediately praised: "Oh, for Chai Murong, you did not hesitate to make such a promise to me. This shows that you really love each other, and it also proves the greatness of love."

Chu Yang said impatiently: "Stop talking so much, just hurry up and talk!"

"Okay." King Zeus nodded, put away the sarcasm in his eyes, and said seriously: "I summed up Chai Murong's future fate in eight words."

Chu Yang narrowed his eyes: "Which eight words?"