Get rid of the wife to pick up girls

2 catch the thief

Huh, I didn't expect him to be able to tell that I was wearing Chanel with his muddy legs. Zhou Shuhan was slightly taken aback when he saw this guy in a ragged tracksuit who could tell the brand of his clothes at a glance, and then sneered: " Cut, who stipulated that those who wear Chanel cannot use public phones? Of course I have a mobile phone, but I just like to use public phones to make calls, so you can control yourself.”

"I don't care about you," Chu Yang was too lazy to talk to this kind of attractive girl who can't date her for the time being, so he could only choose to turn his head and stop looking at her: "But there must be a first come first served in everything, right? Since I You haven't finished calling yet, so you'll have to wait."

"Then when will you finish calling?" Originally, I really planned to change the phone booth just now, but after this guy just glanced at me and then stopped looking, he has been used to being flattered and beautiful Zhou Shuhan for a long time, and his heart rose inexplicably. I was so angry that I didn't want to leave, but I had to wait here for him to finish: "Is it enough to give you another three hours? I'll wait for you."

"Wait, wait, wait until the end of time." Even though he was completely penniless, Chu Yang refused to put down the phone.Anyway, he has a lot of time, besides, the sun is so bright today, how can there be a telephone booth outside for shade.As for the chick in all black, she just waits, ###shit?

Zhou Shuhan, the eldest daughter of Zhou Heping, the boss of Huaxia Yunshui Group's Jinan branch, was really bored at home on the weekend, so she drove out to the shopping mall by herself.Unexpectedly, when I bought an ice cream from Guihe Mall, the bag containing mobile phones, cash and bank cards was cut open by a certain hero who robbed the rich and helped the poor without anyone noticing, and put the bag inside The things looted.

When Zhou Shuhan took a fancy to a new dress and was about to pay the bill, he realized that apart from the coin he got back when he bought the ice cream, he didn't even have enough money to go to the garage to pick up the car.In desperation, she had no choice but to come to this public phone booth with the coin in her hand, ready to call her family.Ever since, he ran into Chu Yang who was desperate.

I'd like to see how long you can stay in this phone booth, and whether you want to save a man's face!When Zhou Shuhan got angry, the young lady lost her temper. She simply put the bag with the gap open in front of the phone booth, and sat on it with her legs closed and her knees bent.

In July, the sunshine in the south of Hebei was really bright. Zhou Shuhan wiped the sweat from his forehead several times, but Chu Yang was still there holding the microphone and meditating. This made Miss Zhou, who was gradually losing patience, feel even worse. Annoyed, I reached out and patted the phone booth: "Hey, can you hurry up? Can you be a little manly? You don't really want to stay in there for three hours, do you?"

"Why am I not manly? Isn't it just slow to make calls? Am I thinking about something? Besides, I just stay here for three hours. You can control me, this phone booth is not your home." Yes." Chu Yang replied lazily.But I feel in my heart: When I am bored, there is a girl who quarrels with me, which is actually a boring thing. Although this girl may be sunstroke by the sun outside, it has something to do with me. Who made her She was still wearing black clothes on such a hot day, who made her speak so meaninglessly?Heatstroke?Heatstroke deserves it.

"If you have a bit of masculinity, you should know the word women first. But you not only didn't do it, but you deliberately put ink here. This is not standing Mao, Mao..." Zhou Shuhan was embarrassed to say the following words come out.She always adheres to the principle of maintaining her ladylike image at all times, even though she looks very embarrassed now, sweat drips down her cheeks, and the black Chanel on her upper body is also sucked to her chest by sweat, showing her two The seat makes all men can't help but swallow their mouths when they see it, so tall and upright.

"Miss," Chu Yang glanced at her chest, lost his eyes, and corrected Zhou Shuhan solemnly: "You are very wrong, first, this is a public phone booth, not a toilet. Second , I am about to make a call right now, but there is no sign of unbuttoning my pants, how can you say that about me, do you really want me to do that for you to see? Hehe, but you can’t watch it for nothing, you have to pay for it.”

"Hooligan!" Zhou Shuhan's face, which was a little pale from the sun, instantly turned red when he was angry with Chu Yang's words. After squeezing these two words from between his teeth, he stood up and left.She is no longer willing to get close to such a low-quality guy. Even though this guy's teeth are so white and his eyes are so bright, he can't blush so well that he doesn't humiliate the two "rascals" at all. word.

"I don't know which eye of yours sees me as a hooligan. I don't know why women always like to talk nonsense with their eyes open?" Chu Yang shrugged indifferently, with a look of disapproval: "Is this world really going to change? "

After Zhou Shuhan scolded Chu Yang angrily, he turned around and walked down the steps of the telephone booth. When he was looking around for a telephone booth, he saw a young man with long hair, walking in a hurry while fiddling with a red mobile phone in his hand. .There is a pendant hanging on the mobile phone, and there is a small beige cartoon cat dangling on the pendant.

"Hey! Isn't that my mobile phone?" From the cartoon cat hanging on it, Zhou Shuhan saw at a glance that it was the stolen mobile phone, and quickly shouted, and ran towards the young man: "Hey, stop here... Come on, catch the thief!"

If Zhou Shuhan didn't yell like this after discovering his mobile phone, but went quietly like a ghost entering the village, it is really possible to catch the thief with the assistance of those enthusiastic citizens.But when she yelled so loudly, she was like those policemen who were catching thieves, always turning on the siren. Isn't this just to remind the other party to pay attention?After hearing the sound of the owner yelling to arrest him, it would be no wonder if the thief ran away without sacrificing!

Without diamonds, who would dare to do the porcelain work?If you don't run fast under your feet, who dares to be a pickpocket?Therefore, in order to become a qualified thief, it is necessary to run fast with legs and feet.

Seeing that his bad behavior was discovered, the thief didn't wait for Zhou Shuhan to say the second sentence to catch the thief, he quickly grabbed the phone tightly, then pushed away an old lady who was in front of him, and displayed his flying on the grass The stunt, he jumped to the entrance of an alley in the blink of an eye.

Seeing that the thief was about to successfully run into that alley, he disappeared like a bee flying into a hundred gardens.At this time, Miss Zhou, who was wearing high-heeled leather sandals and a ladylike skirt, had only chased more than ten meters away, and almost sprained her feet.

"Hey, I'm so unlucky!" Zhou Shuhan, who was very self-aware, knew that he would never catch up with him, so he simply stopped chasing him. He just waved his fist at the thief who glanced back triumphantly, and then stopped. pace.Just as she was patting her chest and gasping for breath, she suddenly felt a gust of wind whizzing past her, and then she saw a figure running towards the thief.

Who is this?run so fast.Zhou Shuhan was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that the person who ran past him was probably catching the thief for him.

To be honest, although Zhou Shuhan had a lot of cash stolen, as her father Zhou Heping is the boss of the Yunshui Group branch, and her mother Fan Jing is the daughter of the mayor of Jinan City, that amount of money is far from being seen by her. In her eyes, if she didn't have a one-dollar coin on her body, she would never risk losing her ladylike demeanor to chase a thief.

It's just that now that some good citizens have finally stood up for her, even though Zhou Shuhan hasn't recovered yet, in order to encourage this noble spirit of righteousness, she has to follow closely, right?Whatever you say, let the person who runs so fast know: You are not fighting alone!

After thinking about this, Zhou Shuhan ran towards the alley again.

Originally, it was a very happy thing to hide in the phone booth and bicker with a beautiful woman on such a hot day, but the beautiful woman ran away shouting to catch the thief, which made Chu Yang feel very uncomfortable.Especially when he saw that arrogant thief turned around and smiled complacently, he was even less upset: I am so awesome that I didn't even do such a lowly job, why the hell did you steal something from someone? So proud...

Based on this mentally unbalanced idea, Chu Yang almost didn't even think about it. The moment Zhou Shuhan just stopped, he jumped out of the phone booth, like a bull that had been bloodied. Same, let go of your feet and chased after the thief.

The guy who stole Zhou Shuhan's stuff, if it wasn't because it was in broad daylight, he wouldn't mind slowing down and waiting for her to catch up, and then he would rob money and rob sex.But to his disappointment, he was chased by a man wearing a pair of winter sneakers on such a hot day. Although this man gave him a handsome first impression, what good was handsome to him?He's not gay!Since he only likes his sister and not men, there is no need for the thief to be polite to Chu Yang anymore.

"Damn! Who's crotch is not tied tightly to expose you? What's the matter, buddy, you don't want to live, do you?" Ask yourself the thief who can scare this guy away with just a few tricks, wait for Chu Yang to chase into the alley Finally, he pulled out a switchblade from his waist with a bang, and as soon as he pressed the spring, the sharp blade dangled in front of Chu Yang who was walking slowly: "Take out the money on your body, wisely, Buddy let you go, otherwise... you and the girl behind you will have to bleed some blood today!"

"Hey," Chu Yang didn't need to turn his head when he heard the panting sound from behind, he also knew that the girl who was chasing the thief was coming.He chuckled lightly, and took a step towards the thief with his arms folded: "Do you think I look rich in this attire? However, your words reminded me. Well, it seems that you have gained a lot today." Not bad. Discuss something with you, give me half of your money and I will let you go, how about it? I only need half of your total assets, I am not greedy at all. "

"Fuck, who are you?" The thief didn't expect that this guy dressed like a badass ignored the knife in his hand and uttered wild words. It looked like he had two brushes, and Chu Yang He was taller than him, so he panicked a little.In order to embolden himself, he slashed the knife a few times in the void, and shouted sharply: "Damn, why do you still want to play tricks and eat tricks? Tell buddies, who are you messing with? Wang Dazi or Zhao Er's idiot ? I know them all!"