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3 Don't let me see you again!
3 Don't let me see you again!
The thief wouldn't really stab him with a knife, would he?
"Hey!" Zhou Shuhan said that his impression of Chu Yang was really bad, but now seeing him stand up for him with a face of fearlessness, facing the shining knife, he unconsciously liked him a little more.Besides, it’s just a few thousand dollars, and if it’s gone, it’s gone. If Chu Yang gets hurt because of this, the kind-hearted Miss Zhou will definitely feel sorry for her, so she hurriedly stopped Chu Yang: “I Talk about that so-and-so, you'd better let him go, don't forget about the money!"
"Are you sure you don't want it?" Chu Yang turned around and asked after hearing Zhou Shuhan's words.
"Well, sure and sure." Che, looking at your happy face, you must have never thought that the thief would dare to use a knife with you, right?You must regret standing up and acting as a hero at this time, right?Although Zhou Shuhan despised this guy once in his heart, he still said honestly: "Forget it, it's only a few thousand dollars, if you don't want it, you don't want it, let him go, as long as you, you don't get hurt."
"Okay, then I have to thank you." You said no, that's great!Regardless of whether Zhou Shuhan had heard what the thank you meant, Chu Yang turned to the thief and said, "Hey, buddy, you have heard what this kind-hearted and beautiful lady is like a flower, right?"
"I heard, I'm not deaf." Seeing that you are not small, I didn't expect you to be a bear bag. When I showed the knife, I scared you and wanted to withdraw, but this is just right.The thief nodded, glanced at Chu Yang with squinted eyes, looked up to the sky and laughed, and put on a fucking magnanimous look: "Since that chick said no, then I won't be as knowledgeable as you, you two Get out, hurry up, buddy, I still have something to do."
"Hey, she said no more, but I didn't say no," Chu Yang didn't see how he was acting in a chuckle. The knife that the thief was just about to retract seemed to have grown wings. The knife flew into his hand, and with another gesture, the bright and scary-looking knife was pressed against the thief's throat: "Dude, I wonder if your knife is fast?"
"Brother, brother, no, no, uncle, don't, don't be kidding, this, this knife is very fast." The thief who stayed for a while looked at the knife under his chin with a pale face and wide eyes, and his calf was scared. They were all soft, but they didn't dare to move, for fear that the tip of the knife would be stuck in the throat.
How Chu Yang snatched the knife from the thief and put it against his throat just now, Zhou Shuhan didn't see clearly, but after seeing the thief's pale face with fright, she was also worried that something big would happen for thousands of dollars , quickly reminded him: "Hey, don't mess around, I think that knife is very fast, it's very dangerous to play like this!"
"Oh, then how do you think you can stop the knife from being fast?" Chu Yang turned his head and smiled, his mouthful of white teeth made Zhou Shuhan's heart skip a beat, and then hurriedly lowered his head: Actually, this bastard is quite good-looking ...
"I don't know." After lowering his head, Zhou Shuhan answered honestly.
"What about you? Do you know how to make this knife unhappy?" Chu Yang exerted a little force slowly, and the thief immediately yelled like a pig: "I know, I know!"
"Okay, then tell me."
"I'll give you all the money on my body, and I'll give you everything! Including mine... so the knife won't be fast?" Except for his head and neck, the thief was trembling all over, and stretched out his hand in fear. He took out all the things on his body and handed them to Chu Yang.When he touched a box of cigarettes that were already half-smoked, he hesitated for a moment, but after seeing someone from Chu smiling and nodding, he obediently put it in his hand.
"Look at you, you look quite wretched. I didn't expect you to be smarter than that girl. Not bad, and I didn't expect you to gain a lot today." I looked at the handful of cash, bank cards and two mobile phones in my hand with satisfaction. After using the phone, Chu Yang took back the knife and patted the thief's cheek with the blade: "Okay, I've confiscated the knife, and I don't have time to embarrass you. Get the fuck out of here."
"Oh!" The thief who went out and didn't look at the almanac looked at Chu Yang in a daze. After seeing him gesturing with a knife again, he nodded, then turned around and ran away like flying.
"You, why didn't you send him to the police station?" After the thief ran away without even being able to see his shadow, Zhou Shuhan blinked his big black and white eyes and asked: "If he is not allowed to accept some punishment, he may still to harm others."
"What does it matter to me to harm others? I'm not a policeman." Chu Yang tidied up the things in his hand slowly, with a look of joy of "I've posted it".
"But..." Zhou Shuhan was stunned for a moment, and wanted to say, 'Why do you help me catch him no matter what you do? ’ But thinking that asking this way would definitely misunderstand this guy, so he changed the subject: “Forget it, since you think so, it’s your business, and I don’t care. Hey, you give me my things.”
"For you?" Chu Yang was taken aback: "What for you?"
"The red cell phone and the 3000 yuan are mine, so you give it back to me." Zhou Shuhan pointed at the things in Chu Yang's hand with her right index finger, which was as tender as green onion, and wanted him to hand it over to the police uncle. , but she thought that this guy might not listen, so she didn't want to worry about it anymore, so she could only say: "As for the extra things, I don't know who it is, and I don't care, you can figure it out."
"Hey, why do I hear something wrong with what you said?" First put all the things into the pockets of the old sportswear on his body, and then patted it to make sure that it would never fall out again. He took out a cigarette from the robbed cigarette case and lit it, and after spitting out eye circles leisurely: "What do you mean that red mobile phone and more than 3000 yuan are yours?"
"But the mobile phone and the money are indeed mine. What's the matter, you don't want to give them to me, do you?" This is the problem of the world. When facing the most vicious people, they hide away with their ancestors.If that person was replaced by Chu Yang, a queen who seemed harmless to humans and animals, they would immediately return to their original aura.This truth can be seen from Zhou Shuhan's righteousness when he approached Chu Yang.
"What do you want to do?" Seeing Zhou Shuhan approaching, Chu Yang took a step back, clutching his pocket tightly.That expression, as if he is a woman from a good family, and the charming Miss Zhou opposite is a robber: "You can go and don't come here... just now, I seem to remember that you said you don't want these things, right?"
"Ah," Zhou Shuhan was taken aback for a moment, then stayed for a while: "Yes, I said it just now, but now..."
"Since you said you don't want it just now, it means that you have given up these things!" Chu Yang said plausibly: "Otherwise, would I risk my life to snatch things from a vicious thief? I'm not stupid .”
"You!" Did you risk your life when you faced the thief just now?Is that thief very vicious in front of you?Hmph, I see that you don't want to return these things to me when you say that.Hmph, isn't it just a few thousand dollars? If I don't want it, I don't want it, but you have to return the phone to me, right?After Zhou Shuhan took a breath, he closed his eyes and looked elsewhere, and stretched out his right hand: "Then you return the phone to me, and I don't want the money!"
"My dear lady, why did I find you so cute?" Chu Yang licked his lips: "Even if these things belong to you, I didn't snatch them from you directly? Before, you declared that you didn’t want it. What’s the matter, judging by your attitude now, it seems that I was the one who stole your things, not the thief. Hey, I said you didn’t think I was easy to bully because I was a countryman? Just now you Why don't you ask that thief like this?"
"I, I, he has a knife, and he's a man." Zhou Shuhan replied weakly.
"Hey," Chu Yang rolled his eyes, took out the knife again, and twirled it flexibly in his hand: "Here, do you see that I also have a knife in my hand, and I am also a man. If you don't believe me, I can Take off your pants and let me show you."
"Who cares to look at you? Although you are a man, you are not as good as him..." Zhou Shuhan really wanted to say "but you are not as wretched as he looks, so I am not afraid of you", but after thinking about it, this If the guy acts like a wretched hooligan again, and pedestrians are rare here, shouldn't I remind him in disguise? ...Thinking about it this way, Zhou Shuhan bit her lower lip and said angrily, "Hmph, forget it, don't let me down."
"Hehe, your attitude is very unfriendly, but since I already have a mobile phone, I don't care about it anymore, I will give you this red mobile phone." Seeing Zhou Shuhan, Chu Yang felt pitiful Yes, I couldn't bear to tease her anymore, so I took out her cell phone, opened the flip cover and glanced at her photo on the screen, a look of lewdness flashed in my eyes, and blurted out: "Damn, the photo is much more punctual than the real person."
"Don't look at my phone!" Zhou Shuhan was taken aback for a moment, and then knew that he saw the photo on the screen of his phone.Immediately, her fair face turned red, and she protested loudly from embarrassment.
"If you don't look at it, don't look at it. In fact, women in clothes are nothing to look at." Chu Yang closed the flip cover: "Although you just said that you don't want it, and now you want to go back, it's shameful, but I don't have the same knowledge as you. How about this, you say thank you to me, and I'll return the phone to you, after all, I'm really reluctant to give away such a beautiful phone, don't I?"
"Why are you reluctant to give away such a beautiful mobile phone?" Zhou Shuhan was shaken by Chu's angry body, and began to stutter: "You, you have to know that this mobile phone, it, it was originally me of! mine!"
"Your?" Chu Yang played with the phone, touched his nose, and asked, "Then you can call it a try. If it agrees, I will admit that it is yours."
"I..." Zhou Shuhan bit her lower lip tightly, and said bitterly: "Okay, it's just a mobile phone, I don't want it anymore! But, don't let me see you again!"
The thief wouldn't really stab him with a knife, would he?
"Hey!" Zhou Shuhan said that his impression of Chu Yang was really bad, but now seeing him stand up for him with a face of fearlessness, facing the shining knife, he unconsciously liked him a little more.Besides, it’s just a few thousand dollars, and if it’s gone, it’s gone. If Chu Yang gets hurt because of this, the kind-hearted Miss Zhou will definitely feel sorry for her, so she hurriedly stopped Chu Yang: “I Talk about that so-and-so, you'd better let him go, don't forget about the money!"
"Are you sure you don't want it?" Chu Yang turned around and asked after hearing Zhou Shuhan's words.
"Well, sure and sure." Che, looking at your happy face, you must have never thought that the thief would dare to use a knife with you, right?You must regret standing up and acting as a hero at this time, right?Although Zhou Shuhan despised this guy once in his heart, he still said honestly: "Forget it, it's only a few thousand dollars, if you don't want it, you don't want it, let him go, as long as you, you don't get hurt."
"Okay, then I have to thank you." You said no, that's great!Regardless of whether Zhou Shuhan had heard what the thank you meant, Chu Yang turned to the thief and said, "Hey, buddy, you have heard what this kind-hearted and beautiful lady is like a flower, right?"
"I heard, I'm not deaf." Seeing that you are not small, I didn't expect you to be a bear bag. When I showed the knife, I scared you and wanted to withdraw, but this is just right.The thief nodded, glanced at Chu Yang with squinted eyes, looked up to the sky and laughed, and put on a fucking magnanimous look: "Since that chick said no, then I won't be as knowledgeable as you, you two Get out, hurry up, buddy, I still have something to do."
"Hey, she said no more, but I didn't say no," Chu Yang didn't see how he was acting in a chuckle. The knife that the thief was just about to retract seemed to have grown wings. The knife flew into his hand, and with another gesture, the bright and scary-looking knife was pressed against the thief's throat: "Dude, I wonder if your knife is fast?"
"Brother, brother, no, no, uncle, don't, don't be kidding, this, this knife is very fast." The thief who stayed for a while looked at the knife under his chin with a pale face and wide eyes, and his calf was scared. They were all soft, but they didn't dare to move, for fear that the tip of the knife would be stuck in the throat.
How Chu Yang snatched the knife from the thief and put it against his throat just now, Zhou Shuhan didn't see clearly, but after seeing the thief's pale face with fright, she was also worried that something big would happen for thousands of dollars , quickly reminded him: "Hey, don't mess around, I think that knife is very fast, it's very dangerous to play like this!"
"Oh, then how do you think you can stop the knife from being fast?" Chu Yang turned his head and smiled, his mouthful of white teeth made Zhou Shuhan's heart skip a beat, and then hurriedly lowered his head: Actually, this bastard is quite good-looking ...
"I don't know." After lowering his head, Zhou Shuhan answered honestly.
"What about you? Do you know how to make this knife unhappy?" Chu Yang exerted a little force slowly, and the thief immediately yelled like a pig: "I know, I know!"
"Okay, then tell me."
"I'll give you all the money on my body, and I'll give you everything! Including mine... so the knife won't be fast?" Except for his head and neck, the thief was trembling all over, and stretched out his hand in fear. He took out all the things on his body and handed them to Chu Yang.When he touched a box of cigarettes that were already half-smoked, he hesitated for a moment, but after seeing someone from Chu smiling and nodding, he obediently put it in his hand.
"Look at you, you look quite wretched. I didn't expect you to be smarter than that girl. Not bad, and I didn't expect you to gain a lot today." I looked at the handful of cash, bank cards and two mobile phones in my hand with satisfaction. After using the phone, Chu Yang took back the knife and patted the thief's cheek with the blade: "Okay, I've confiscated the knife, and I don't have time to embarrass you. Get the fuck out of here."
"Oh!" The thief who went out and didn't look at the almanac looked at Chu Yang in a daze. After seeing him gesturing with a knife again, he nodded, then turned around and ran away like flying.
"You, why didn't you send him to the police station?" After the thief ran away without even being able to see his shadow, Zhou Shuhan blinked his big black and white eyes and asked: "If he is not allowed to accept some punishment, he may still to harm others."
"What does it matter to me to harm others? I'm not a policeman." Chu Yang tidied up the things in his hand slowly, with a look of joy of "I've posted it".
"But..." Zhou Shuhan was stunned for a moment, and wanted to say, 'Why do you help me catch him no matter what you do? ’ But thinking that asking this way would definitely misunderstand this guy, so he changed the subject: “Forget it, since you think so, it’s your business, and I don’t care. Hey, you give me my things.”
"For you?" Chu Yang was taken aback: "What for you?"
"The red cell phone and the 3000 yuan are mine, so you give it back to me." Zhou Shuhan pointed at the things in Chu Yang's hand with her right index finger, which was as tender as green onion, and wanted him to hand it over to the police uncle. , but she thought that this guy might not listen, so she didn't want to worry about it anymore, so she could only say: "As for the extra things, I don't know who it is, and I don't care, you can figure it out."
"Hey, why do I hear something wrong with what you said?" First put all the things into the pockets of the old sportswear on his body, and then patted it to make sure that it would never fall out again. He took out a cigarette from the robbed cigarette case and lit it, and after spitting out eye circles leisurely: "What do you mean that red mobile phone and more than 3000 yuan are yours?"
"But the mobile phone and the money are indeed mine. What's the matter, you don't want to give them to me, do you?" This is the problem of the world. When facing the most vicious people, they hide away with their ancestors.If that person was replaced by Chu Yang, a queen who seemed harmless to humans and animals, they would immediately return to their original aura.This truth can be seen from Zhou Shuhan's righteousness when he approached Chu Yang.
"What do you want to do?" Seeing Zhou Shuhan approaching, Chu Yang took a step back, clutching his pocket tightly.That expression, as if he is a woman from a good family, and the charming Miss Zhou opposite is a robber: "You can go and don't come here... just now, I seem to remember that you said you don't want these things, right?"
"Ah," Zhou Shuhan was taken aback for a moment, then stayed for a while: "Yes, I said it just now, but now..."
"Since you said you don't want it just now, it means that you have given up these things!" Chu Yang said plausibly: "Otherwise, would I risk my life to snatch things from a vicious thief? I'm not stupid .”
"You!" Did you risk your life when you faced the thief just now?Is that thief very vicious in front of you?Hmph, I see that you don't want to return these things to me when you say that.Hmph, isn't it just a few thousand dollars? If I don't want it, I don't want it, but you have to return the phone to me, right?After Zhou Shuhan took a breath, he closed his eyes and looked elsewhere, and stretched out his right hand: "Then you return the phone to me, and I don't want the money!"
"My dear lady, why did I find you so cute?" Chu Yang licked his lips: "Even if these things belong to you, I didn't snatch them from you directly? Before, you declared that you didn’t want it. What’s the matter, judging by your attitude now, it seems that I was the one who stole your things, not the thief. Hey, I said you didn’t think I was easy to bully because I was a countryman? Just now you Why don't you ask that thief like this?"
"I, I, he has a knife, and he's a man." Zhou Shuhan replied weakly.
"Hey," Chu Yang rolled his eyes, took out the knife again, and twirled it flexibly in his hand: "Here, do you see that I also have a knife in my hand, and I am also a man. If you don't believe me, I can Take off your pants and let me show you."
"Who cares to look at you? Although you are a man, you are not as good as him..." Zhou Shuhan really wanted to say "but you are not as wretched as he looks, so I am not afraid of you", but after thinking about it, this If the guy acts like a wretched hooligan again, and pedestrians are rare here, shouldn't I remind him in disguise? ...Thinking about it this way, Zhou Shuhan bit her lower lip and said angrily, "Hmph, forget it, don't let me down."
"Hehe, your attitude is very unfriendly, but since I already have a mobile phone, I don't care about it anymore, I will give you this red mobile phone." Seeing Zhou Shuhan, Chu Yang felt pitiful Yes, I couldn't bear to tease her anymore, so I took out her cell phone, opened the flip cover and glanced at her photo on the screen, a look of lewdness flashed in my eyes, and blurted out: "Damn, the photo is much more punctual than the real person."
"Don't look at my phone!" Zhou Shuhan was taken aback for a moment, and then knew that he saw the photo on the screen of his phone.Immediately, her fair face turned red, and she protested loudly from embarrassment.
"If you don't look at it, don't look at it. In fact, women in clothes are nothing to look at." Chu Yang closed the flip cover: "Although you just said that you don't want it, and now you want to go back, it's shameful, but I don't have the same knowledge as you. How about this, you say thank you to me, and I'll return the phone to you, after all, I'm really reluctant to give away such a beautiful phone, don't I?"
"Why are you reluctant to give away such a beautiful mobile phone?" Zhou Shuhan was shaken by Chu's angry body, and began to stutter: "You, you have to know that this mobile phone, it, it was originally me of! mine!"
"Your?" Chu Yang played with the phone, touched his nose, and asked, "Then you can call it a try. If it agrees, I will admit that it is yours."
"I..." Zhou Shuhan bit her lower lip tightly, and said bitterly: "Okay, it's just a mobile phone, I don't want it anymore! But, don't let me see you again!"
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