Need for Agent

Chapter 667

Chapter 667

"What's that like? Come, let's have another drink. Our uncle and nephew haven't seen each other for several years, and the relationship is deep." Luo Yu likes to listen to this kind of gossip the most, so he couldn't help but drink Yang Hao's glass.

After drinking two glasses of wine, Yang Hao only felt his body was hot, his head was dizzy, and his tongue was a little awkward.

Luo Yu scorned him a few times, and that's it after only two cups.

But drunk people are better at talking, Luo Yu didn't have to make any effort to let Yang Hao tell his last little sweet memories.

"Sisi asked me to be the screensaver for this photo." Yang Hao blushed, "She said that if I don't do what she says, she will ignore me again."

It turned out to be a strong woman, Luo Yu rubbed her chin, but judging by your useless appearance, there are nine out of ten girls who chased you on their own initiative.

As Luo Yu expected, Yang Hao grabbed the hem of his clothes and looked shy like a little daughter-in-law: "Sisi is so beautiful, she is the host of the campus TV station, and she has [-] or [-] followers, I don't know her How did you fall in love with me?"

That's for sure, Luo Yu nodded, the girl's eyes must have been hooked by cow dung.

"Once I was chatting with some classmates in the grove outside the classroom. They didn't know why they spoke ill of me, so I beat them up, and my nose bleed..."

Hearing this, tears welled up in Luo Yu's eyes, and she really wanted to shake Yang Hao's hand, finally someone shameless than me appeared.

You kid was bullied and beaten until your nose bleeds, but you still have the nerve to turn black and white. Others tell the truth after drinking. The more you drink, the thicker your skin becomes.

"Keep talking, keep talking." Seeing Yang Hao hiccupping, Luo Yu hurriedly urged him to get back to business.

"At that time, I was full of vigor, holding my fist as big as a sandbag, stretching my neck and shrinking my head, walking out of the woods..."

Luo Yu resisted the urge to beat him violently, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "The main point—"

Seeing Luo Yu's angry eyes, Yang Hao was startled, and what he drank immediately turned into cold sweat and rolled down his forehead, and the cowhide didn't dare to blow it: "I walked out while wiping my nosebleeds, lowered my head and didn't Caring about being on a girl's body—it's so soft, I thought at that time."

"Well, it shouldn't hurt to be hit by someone with cotton." Luo Yu looked serious.

"No, Uncle, I bumped into Sisi." Yang Hao glanced around furtively and gestured with his hand, "Sisi was only wearing a tight-fitting T-shirt that day, and the outline was clearly visible. Clearly, Sisi's is big."

Luo Yu restrained the surging animal blood, and said calmly, "Huh? How big is it?"

"It's so big." Yang Hao made a shape comparison with his hands, "The neckline of her T-shirt was very low that day, and I could see the groove clearly."

"I'm asking how old you are, brat!" Luo Yu was furious, and slapped the table hard, causing the plates to dance wildly.

Seeing that people around were looking at him with strange eyes, Luo Yu realized that he was too involved, and hurriedly greeted him: "Sou Rui So Rui, I am teaching my nephew the principles of life, he called last night Don’t wash your hands after the plane.”

Yang Hao didn't know if he was frightened by Luo Yu, so he lowered his head and remained silent.

The most critical part of the question was suddenly stuck, Luo Yu pushed Yang Hao a few times: "Hey, boy, are you okay? Now that medical technology is very advanced, infertility, impotence, and premature ejaculation can all be cured, you If you can't think about it and want to leave the palace, go home and find the scissors."

After a while, Yang Hao suddenly began to sob uncontrollably, his voice was vague: "But Sisi, she said she should ignore me now."

Luo Yu asked Yang Hao to tell the whole story, and suddenly realized.

It turned out that this kid was a wooden fish head, and the girls kept hinting to him over and over again that he just didn't understand, Yu Sisi invited Yang Hao to her birthday celebration, this kid didn't even dress up, just went like a goose What's even more outrageous is that, as a man being chased back, he didn't show his feelings to other girls, and Yu Sisi said to ignore him this time. According to Luo Yu's analysis, it was she who wanted Yang Hao to speak up One way, this kind of wood bump is to be stimulated.

But she didn't think about Yang Hao's situation. This silly boy usually has low self-esteem. Now that he is so stimulated by her, if he didn't meet Luo Yu, he would really go to see Max.

After hearing what he said, Luo Yu immediately started to drive the train again: "Nephew, what are you afraid of? With your uncle around, no woman can handle it."

Seeing his confident look, there was a gleam of hope in his eyes, but then it dimmed again: "Uncle, don't lie to me—"

I lied to you, I have so many scumbags, which one was snatched back by me?Seeing that she was being looked down upon by the wooden head, Luo Yu jumped on both feet.

"What did I lie to you for?" Luo Yu cleared his throat, "I'll tell you the truth, your uncle and I are the legendary lover who seduced the hearts of thousands of girls."

Luo Yu shook her finger: "Do you know what the wise words of a lover like me are?"

Seeing his inscrutable appearance, Yang Hao shook his head.

"Everything can be stolen in this world, but a woman's heart cannot be stolen." Luo Yu said softly with lowered eyebrows.

"Why?" Yang Hao asked hastily.

"My heart is broken, how can I change it back?"

These words struck Yang Hao's head with a bolt of lightning tearing apart the shady scene, and he stood up excitedly: "Yes, uncle, you are really right, I, I am so moved that I want to cry Yes. Sisi, she told me before that I stole one of her things. At that time, I was so stupid that I quickly explained that I never stole. Ignored me, so she meant that."

"You know what a fart." Luo Yu was angry and funny, and pushed Yang Hao back to the seat, "This sentence can only be understood by a love saint like me who is so high and cold, don't pretend to understand , be careful to raise a son without ### or with two ###."

"Uncle, tell me what to do quickly." Yang Hao asked eagerly, most of the time he was sober and could speak quickly.

"Well." Luo Yu shook his thighs and drank another glass of wine, his eyes were full of smiles, "You promise me one thing, and I will tell you the Dafa of picking up girls that I never spread, and I promise that your Yu Sisi will never forget her. If you want to play with a maid, you will be a maid, and if you want ###, she will prepare a candle and whip for you."