Need for Agent

Chapter 668

Chapter 668

"What's the matter?" The young man was so excited that he almost blurted out, "I'll agree to whatever you say," but Yang Hao obviously reined in at the last moment and said cautiously, "Uncle, my parents will still need me to take care of them when they get old. I don't do things like set fires."

Luo Yu finally rewarded him with a stir-fried chestnut on the head, which made Yang Hao grin his teeth in pain.

"The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, the child wants to be raised but the relative is not there, do you think I don't understand this truth?" Luo Yu hummed and sat down again and gulped down a whole bottle of beer, panting contentedly, " Who do you think your uncle is? Besides, you are a chick who can be robbed? You are lucky not to be robbed by the hungry and thirsty aunt ###, and you still think about robbing others."

"Then what do you want me to do?" Yang Hao covered his forehead, obviously feeling a swollen piece on his head, which hurt even to the touch.

"I don't want you to do anything, it's all you need to say." Luo Yu sucked the fish's brains clean, and he chewed the fish bones all over the floor, "You are in the third year of high school, right?"

Yang Hao nodded.

"Does your school have a general mobilization meeting for parents in the third year of high school?"

Yang Hao nodded again, suddenly seemed to realize something, and said in surprise: "Uncle, why are you going to the Parents' Association? Our teacher is not pretty, if you have a crush on any female classmate, I can help you get a mobile phone number, don't you?" Need to go to school."

Of course Yang Hao was worried. This uncle seemed to be a master who never suffered. If he entered the school and had friction with those thorns in the school, it would be fine to beat others up, but if those people put away their grievances It would be very bad if you sprinkle it on yourself, so no matter what, you must stop your uncle's crazy ideas.

Luo Yu was puzzled by what he heard, and interrupted him: "I, uh, I have a friend whose daughter is in the third year of high school. I care about it."

Official Luo didn't blink his eyes when he lied, and his expression was extremely calm. Yang Hao's experience naturally couldn't see the sly light shining in the innermost part of Luo Yu's eyes.

"Oh." Yang Hao heaved a sigh of relief, "It's nothing. The content of the parent meeting of the third year of high school in each school is actually the same. It's okay to tell you, but first, uncle, you have to tell me how to make Sisi change her mind."

Yang Hao lowered his head and was very frustrated: "Since Wang Yu and the others threatened me last time, I didn't dare to look for Sisi again. In fact, I still miss her a lot."

After speaking, his face was as red as a boiled lobster.

Luo Yu scorned him severely in his heart. This kid looks dignified on the outside, but he is very coquettish in his bones. If you think of a girl, you can push him down. He doesn't look like a man at all.

"That's natural, you are my nephew, I, the love sage who travels all over the flowers, won't pass on to you the secrets of imperial maids." Luo Yu boasted all over the sky, "I'll tell you, as long as you use my set of secrets to make a move." , no matter if she is a hot woman or a chaste woman, she promises to lie flat on your bed obediently, and you can do whatever you want."

Although the word "engagement" was vulgar, Yang Hao heard it very pleasantly, and Luo Yu's instigation made his blood boil again.

"Uncle, what do you think I should do?" Yang Hao pushed his sleeves up to his arms, looking eager to try.

Luo Yu smiled mysteriously: "Let me first pass on to you the seven-character truth for picking up girls, which is 'bold, careful and thick-skinned'."

"Big face and careful heart?" Yang Hao blinked his eyes, looking confused.

The beer that had just been poured down his throat spurted out, choking Luo Yu into a cough. This kid is so fucking talented, so bold and careful that his mouth suddenly turned into a big and careful face.

After panting for a while, Luo Yu corrected Yang Hao: "It's bold."

"Uncle, tell me quickly." Yang Hao grabbed Luo Yu's sleeve.

Luo Yu cleared her throat, grabbed a napkin and wiped her mouth, hehe said: "Nephew, let me tell you, a woman, give her three points of color, she will open a dyeing workshop, and make a bunch of flower shelves, I looked at Yu Sisi and said I don't care about you. In fact, I want you to miss her and take your soul away. However, this girl is still a bit scheming, but if it is my uncle, I will definitely not let her do what she wants, and live so long. I have never let a woman ride on my head."

Yang Hao scratched his head thoughtfully: "Uncle, I understand what you're saying, is it just what the book says 'If you don't hit the house for three days, you'll have to go to the house to expose the tiles'?"

Luo Yu was so happy that he slapped the table, this silly boy finally got a little enlightened.

"Next, I will tell you the essence of the seven-character mantra."

Yang Hao looked at Luo Yu's wretched expression, and always felt that his uncle's appearance could definitely be used on the publicity poster for shooting ### criminals by the police, and he must be the one who was killed.

"Boldness, as the name suggests, means you must be bold. If you fancy a MM, you must bravely go up to Danshan with her. For example, beauty, did you drop this brick; beauty, what are your measurements; little sister , Uncle will take you to see the goldfish, okay; little sister, follow Uncle, do you want Uncle to treat you to a lollipop?"

The spitting stars that Luo Yu talked about flew around, waving his hands like a hero and pointing the country: "There was a killing mistake, I didn't let it go!"

There was a mistake in the killing, but he didn't let it go. This move was ruthless, so Yang Hao quickly wrote it down in his heart.

"Be careful, this may be a bit difficult for you." Luo Yu looked down at Yang Hao from a high position, his eyes were full of criticism.

"Why?" Yang Hao became anxious when he heard that Luo Yu didn't seem to recognize him.

"Nephew, have you caught a cold recently?" Luo Yu suddenly asked something that seemed to be irrelevant to the topic, "It's been cold recently, remember to add clothes."

"Yeah." Yang Hao patted his chest proudly, "I'm in good health, I never catch a cold."

"That's natural, a fool never catches a cold." Luo Yu rolled his eyes at him, "You are so stupid, I guess your brain is full of muscles, and one intestine leads to the end. How can you say that? Be careful, tell me, have you ever cared when your Sisi was unhappy, and why was she unhappy?"

Hearing what Luo Yu said was reasonable, Yang Hao showed shame: "I, I really didn't care about it. Every time Sisi came looking for me, uncle, do you mean that I have no hope?"

Luo Yu resisted the urge to pick up a beer bottle and smash it on Yang Hao's head, and said angrily, "What's the hurry, am I teaching you?"

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