Need for Agent

Chapter 669 Beauty, Your Legs Are So Long

Chapter 669 Beauty, Your Legs Are So Long

"Be careful, that is, you have to pay attention to the girl's emotions at any time, observe when she is happy, when she is angry, when she is depressed, when is her birthday, and when is her aunt—"

Luo Yu was interrupted by Yang Hao before she finished speaking: "Uncle, what is a big aunt?"

Looking at the innocent eyes of this silly boy, Luo Yu was sweating profusely and hurriedly explained: "My aunt is a relative of her family, so let's just say that you have to appear in her eyes at different times and places in different ways." In front of you, to get her attention, you must be gentle, domineering, or haggard, and you must arouse her motherhood and dominance, so that she can always feel your presence, and wants to see you every second, and you have to treat her If you stay away, it will make her feel that you seem to be not by her side, but you are actually by her side, and it is impossible to do without you."

Although Luo Yu had put this theory in a nutshell, it was still a bit esoteric for a good student like Yang Hao who only read sage books, and his brain was not enough for a while.

These theories need to be practiced in order to understand the essence one by one, Luo Yu can't explain it more clearly now.

"It goes without saying that you have a thick skin. When you encounter small setbacks occasionally, don't give up easily. You must persevere and fight harder until she is moved."

After Luo Yu explained this set of theories, Yang Hao found it incredible, but the details were the same, but there was some truth to it, and he couldn't help admiring Luo Yu's eyes.

But Luo Yu kept saying this, and Yang Hao still had some doubts about Luo Yu's ability.

Looking at Yang Hao's hesitant eyes, Luo Yu guessed what this kid was thinking. Since he had said so much, there was no need for him to perform for him once, so Luo Yu pretended not to see it, and continued to eat and drink. He swallowed all the dishes on the table in a short time. Yang Hao was forced into a bowl of noodles by Luo Yu before, and his stomach was very full, so naturally the food on the table basically did not move.

After hesitating for a while, Yang Hao said: "Uncle, you have said so much, can you give it a try and let me see, I am afraid, I am afraid that Sisi will hate me if I don't do well."

Seeing Yang Hao's blushing face, Luo Yu shook his head, this idiot really doesn't know anything, as the saying goes, a woman who is in love is a idiot, since that Yu Sisi dared to chase you back, she naturally couldn't easily hate you.

But it's okay to give him a try, I don't have a hobby of flirting with girls on the street.

Luo Yu put down his chopsticks, and his expression suddenly became extremely solemn: "Nephew, do you remember that I told you the first rule of the Love Saint?"

Yang Hao was afraid that if he accidentally offended his uncle, he would stop teaching him, so he thought carefully for a while before opening his mouth cautiously: "A woman's heart can't be stolen?"

"It's not that you can't steal it, it's that a woman's heart can't be stolen casually." Luo Yu's face was full of compassion. If he hit his head with a flashlight at this time, he would be a magic stick, "Because if you steal it, you can't steal it." I went back. So, as a lover, I can do anything, but a thief can’t do it. A woman’s heart is a needle in the sea. Why do I walk all over the flowers without picking one? It’s because I am a principled person. Lover, never leave seeds in girls' bodies, nephew, your request just now is an insult to my identity as Lover, you know—”

Halfway through Luo Yu's speech, he undoubtedly caught a glimpse of a beautiful figure passing by the door out of the corner of his eye, and his heart skipped a beat, and he immediately changed his words: "You must know that you are my nephew, so today I will reluctantly take a shot to show you."

Hearing Luo Yu's harsh tone just now, Yang Hao thought he was about to be scolded, and felt dissatisfied, but Luo Yu suddenly changed his mind. When he looked up, his uncle was looking out the door with lewd eyes and drooling.

"Uncle, uncle?" Yang Hao tugged Luo Yu's sleeves twice before the old rascal came to his senses, and said suspiciously with a smear of saliva from the corner of his mouth: "What is that chick doing here, is there any adultery? No, I must stop adultery." love happens."

Thinking of this, Luo Yu asked the boss to check out, and flung a stack of banknotes to the boss very coolly: "Don't look for it." After saying that, she stepped out of the store, holding Yang Hao's collar.

The boss counted and then smiled wryly: "This meal is only two hundred and eight yuan in total. You gave it just right. Where can I get change?"

"Uncle, uncle, let me go first, how do you want to perform?" Yang Hao was much shorter than Luo Yu, he could only walk on tiptoes when he was holding his collar, and his neck was so thick that he blushed from being strangled.

It was only then that Luo Yu noticed that Yang Hao was having difficulty breathing, and hurriedly let go of his hand: "Swoo Rui, Swish Rui, I didn't see it clearly for a while, haha, uncle, I will show you how a love saint hits up a beautiful woman next time, and see where he stands. Is that girl over there?"

Following Luo Yu's hidden index finger, she saw a tall woman standing by the bus platform 15 meters in front of them.

She has long hair and a shawl, a spring dress on her upper body, and knee-length stockings with high heels on her lower body. She looks like a beautiful woman from the back.

"Uncle, I heard from my classmate that if a woman has a good-looking back, she will actually look ugly." Yang Hao persuaded Luo Yu by showing off his meager knowledge of how to pick up girls.

Luo Yu finally rewarded him with a stir-fried chestnut, and said in a low voice: "What do you know, is your classmate's vision even sharper than the 'scattered flowers gradually becoming charming eyes' that I cultivated by traveling all over the flowers? According to my visual inspection , this beauty's bust is at least d###."

Seeing Luo Yu's confident expression, Yang Hao suddenly felt that his uncle was very powerful, and he could tell ### just by looking at the woman's back.

"Nephew, if I have a chance, I'll help you see how big your Yu Sisi's bust is. Don't mess it up and just a###, hehe." Luo Yu smiled lewdly and hugged Yang Hao's shoulders again and again, "It seems that I have a unique skill hole Xianzi 36 Sanshou also has successors."

Seeing Luo Yu's flamboyant appearance, Yang Hao guessed that Dongxianzi 36 Sanshou was probably not a good thing either.

"Why should I use the word 'also'?" Yang Hao felt very strange.

"Hide in a corner and watch uncle show you how to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman." Luo Yu stuffed Yang Hao behind the trash can on the side of the road, adjusted her clothes and strode towards the woman.

The thin black stockings were tightly attached to the woman's slender and straight calves, like a layer of hazy mist, which was even more tempting to imagine.

Luo Yu walked over and patted the woman on the shoulder, and said frivolously: "Beauty, your legs are so long, don't you mind letting uncle touch them?"