silly elixir emperor
Chapter 183
Although Chang Sheng's voice was small, it seemed much louder than usual in the quiet Golden Luan Hall. Among the ministers present there were many masters, and their eyes and ears were much smarter than ordinary people.
"Chang Sheng, you ask me a question, do you know if you know the answer!" Grand Master Fei's face turned green when he heard Chang Sheng's self-talk, and he actually answered a fool's question, he really...
Chang Sheng smiled in his heart, raised his head, and looked at Grand Master Fei angrily: "Of course Chang Sheng has the answer, Chang Sheng tells you, the answer is..."
When Chang Sheng was in a hurry, he opened his mouth to say the answer, but fortunately, after saying a few words, he suddenly reacted and shut his mouth: "Chang Sheng won't tell you the answer, you guess it yourself, guess it." No, you are a fool, a big fool, an old fool."
"Hmph, what's the difficulty with such a simple question? Why do I need you to tell me?" Taishi Fei lowered his eyes, paced forward, and said in a deep voice: "Because my Daqi Dynasty has regulations, I want to carry out Mahjong, Pai Gow, dice and other entertainment activities, when money is involved, must be done in a special casino. Obviously, these four people did not abide by the regulations of our Daqi Dynasty, so the government sent people to arrest them. As for why Five people were caught instead of four."
Grand Master Fei snorted softly: "This is really too simple. There are four people playing mahjong, but there are not necessarily four people present, there may be one person watching, so when the government arrests, it will arrest this person by the way. gone."
"Grand Master Fei is worthy of being a Grand Master."
"Grand Master Fei is indeed unparalleled in wit. For such a question, Grand Master Fei thought of the answer in the blink of an eye."
When all the generals and lords heard Fei Taishi's answer, they immediately praised him. Now that Fei Taishi was on the same front as them, they naturally wanted to help Fei Taishi.
"This idiot still wants to ask Taishi Fei, he should be dreaming."
On the other side of the main hall, all the officials of the reformist faction looked ugly. Stupid people are stupid people. Just now they even had some expectations, hoping that Chang Sheng would come up with a problem to stop Grand Master Fei. Now it seems that everything It's all fantasy. As for this kind of problem, you can understand it after a little thought. It's really too simple.
Grand Master Fei took a step closer to Chang Sheng when he heard everyone's discussion, and fixed Chang Sheng's sharp eyes like a goshawk: "How is it? Is the Grand Master's answer correct?"
"No, no, you got the wrong answer!" Chang Sheng laughed and shook his head vigorously: "You got the wrong answer, you got the wrong answer, you are a fool, a big fool!"
"No? Wrong answer? How could it be wrong?"
"Yes, it should be for this reason, how could the answer be wrong."
Everyone shook their heads when they heard Chang Sheng's answer. Grand Master Fei shrank his eyes and frowned suddenly. Was the answer wrong?If not for this reason, then...
"I know, because one of the four people who played mahjong was a pregnant woman, and she was pregnant. Therefore, five people were caught, because her child must also be counted."
"It turned out to be the reason!"
"That's okay, the answer is definitely right this time!"
"Grand Master Fei is Grand Master Fei, he can even think of such an answer, he is indeed a Grand Master!"
Hearing Grand Master Fei's answer, the military commander and princes immediately responded loudly again. This time, Grand Master Fei's answer must be correct.
"No, no, stupid old man, you're wrong again!" Chang Sheng laughed outright, looked straight at Grand Master Fei, and shook his head vigorously, as if looking at a fool.
Seeing Chang Sheng's appearance, all the ministers showed smiles on their faces.
Grand Master Fei raised his beard suddenly, no matter how deep he walked around the city, he was laughed at by a fool, how could he bear it.
"The old man is wrong? Hmph, besides this answer, what other answer is there? Do you know the answer, tell me!"
"Of course Chang Sheng knows the answer!" Chang Sheng raised his head and said loudly, "I was beaten and cried because of mahjong! Old man, you are so stupid!"
An extremely happy smile appeared on Chang Sheng's face, and he slapped his hands vigorously: "Old man, you lost, you lost, you big fool, you are a fool, a big fool, an old fool!"
In the entire Golden Luan Hall, there were only Chang Sheng's clapping of his hands and his happy laughter. Everyone listened to his voice and were all stunned!
"Did you cry in mahjong? What kind of broken answer is this!"
"This idiot, you shouldn't let him come up with a question, let's see what kind of problem he came up with!"
"That's right, he doesn't even know the answer himself, and he still quizzes others. What a joke!"
In the hall, military generals or princes expressed their dissatisfaction loudly.
"No...I got it! Chang Sheng's answer is not wrong!"
Suddenly, a voice sounded from the hall, and everyone looked for the voice, and immediately, everyone's eyes were focused on Wei Zhigang.
Wei Zhigang straightened his body, strode out from among the reformist civil servants, and said loudly, "I know the big case, Mahjong was crying, why did Mahjong cry? Because Mahjong is just one person!"
Wei Zhigang glanced at the officials in the hall: "The mahjong that Chang Sheng said is not the entertainment tool mahjong we think of at all, but a person's name is mahjong. Let me ask, a person is beaten by four other people. Crying, how can the government not arrest people! Of course, when arresting people, both the perpetrator and the victim must be taken away, there are four perpetrators plus the victim mahjong, this is exactly five people!"
"what!"
"This... this is also fine!"
When everyone heard Wei Zhigang's explanation, they suddenly realized that it was like this!But if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it. Mahjong is not necessarily what they think of as Mahjong, it may also be a person!
However, this answer is really in line with the thinking of a fool, but Taishi Fei is miserable.
"Wow...you are so smart, you are not a fool, you are right! It seems that the person who gave Chang Sheng the original question said the same thing!"
Chang Sheng laughed out loud at Wei Zhigang, then turned to look at Grand Master Fei: "You are wrong. Chang Sheng is not a fool, you are a fool, a fool, a fool..."
Grand Master Fei's entire face turned green in an instant, and a fool he had just verified pointed to his nose and scolded him for being a fool, but he was still not as knowledgeable as him, and the question just now, I really answered wrong, and I can't refute it even if I want to refute it!
Grand Master Fei snorted coldly, ignored Chang Sheng, and turned his head away.
Chang Ganze looked at the ugly-faced Grand Master Fei amusedly, and smiled in his heart, thinking that no one would have thought that Grand Master Fei, who always had a cold face in court, would be in such an embarrassing situation today.
I really didn't expect that it was just to check whether Sheng'er was a fool, and this situation would happen in the end. However, Grand Master Fei also lost face. If Sheng'er continues to make trouble in the court, the emperor's face will not be good. Here However, it is still early morning time in the Golden Luan Palace, let Sheng'er leave quickly.
"Sheng'er, it's all right, stop talking!" Chang Ganze called Chang Sheng, pulled Chang Sheng aside, and said to Chang Sheng: "Okay, Sheng'er, don't make trouble here anymore, you go home first , your senior sister Misty has already prepared delicious cotton cakes for you, if you go back late, the cotton cakes will not taste good."
"Cotton cakes? Chang Sheng wants to eat cotton cakes, Chang Sheng is home!" Chang Sheng's eyes lit up when he heard cotton cakes, he turned away, ignored Fei Taishi, and rushed out of the Golden Palace .
"Let's go..."
Grand Master Fei looked at the back of Chang Sheng who was leaving quickly, and his face suddenly became gloomy again. Chang Ganze did this on purpose. He clearly had a way to get Chang Sheng to leave the Golden Palace, but he didn't say that just now, and asked Chang Ganze to leave the Golden Palace. Sheng stays in the Golden Luan Hall, making things difficult for the old man!Let the old man make a fool of himself!
wrong?It is possible that this question was originally thought up by Chang Ganze. He told Chang Sheng in advance, and asked Chang Sheng to say in the Jinluan Hall that even the previous Wei Zhigang stepped up again and again, because he had already colluded with Chang Ganze. Yes, the purpose is to embarrass the old man and lose face!
This bastard!
"Piss me off, piss me off!"
Zhu Junwang's mansion, Zhu Junwang vented his anger in his heart angrily: "Chang Sheng, that bastard, he beat me and made me lose such a big man, but because he is a fool, he was fined so little It’s all over, I’m so pissed off! No, I can’t just let it go, I must find a way to get revenge!”
"Father, it's actually very easy to get revenge on him!"
As soon as Duke Zhu's words fell, behind him, a young man who looked similar to him and was not much different in stature answered immediately.
King Zhujun looked back at the young man, and when he saw the confident smile on the young man's face, he immediately asked, "En? Tier, do you have any good ideas?"
"Of course, father, you think Chang Sheng is a fool, isn't it easy to deal with him?" Zhu Ti showed a weird smile on his face: "Chang Sheng's fool is still a child's heart, so children can deliberately play with him, he is a fool , as long as the child plays with him a few times, he will trust the child, and then the child will have plenty of ways to deal with him!"
Zhujun Wang nodded approvingly: "Okay, father is counting on you." After finishing speaking, Zhu Junwang walked out of the room.
Seeing his father's back completely disappearing, Zhu Sha frowned and frowned with some headaches, and whispered to himself: "I want to think of a way to make Chang Sheng and the prime minister lose their talents, but what method should I use?"
At the side, the young servant saw the young master's headache, so he acted courageously and reminded him softly: "Young master, in fact, we can ask Mr. Zhuge!"
"Zhuge Zhan..."
When Zhu Sha heard what the boy said, he clapped his hands suddenly: "Yes, let's go to Zhuge Zhan. He is the smartest person in our circle. He must have a good idea."
"Chang Sheng, you ask me a question, do you know if you know the answer!" Grand Master Fei's face turned green when he heard Chang Sheng's self-talk, and he actually answered a fool's question, he really...
Chang Sheng smiled in his heart, raised his head, and looked at Grand Master Fei angrily: "Of course Chang Sheng has the answer, Chang Sheng tells you, the answer is..."
When Chang Sheng was in a hurry, he opened his mouth to say the answer, but fortunately, after saying a few words, he suddenly reacted and shut his mouth: "Chang Sheng won't tell you the answer, you guess it yourself, guess it." No, you are a fool, a big fool, an old fool."
"Hmph, what's the difficulty with such a simple question? Why do I need you to tell me?" Taishi Fei lowered his eyes, paced forward, and said in a deep voice: "Because my Daqi Dynasty has regulations, I want to carry out Mahjong, Pai Gow, dice and other entertainment activities, when money is involved, must be done in a special casino. Obviously, these four people did not abide by the regulations of our Daqi Dynasty, so the government sent people to arrest them. As for why Five people were caught instead of four."
Grand Master Fei snorted softly: "This is really too simple. There are four people playing mahjong, but there are not necessarily four people present, there may be one person watching, so when the government arrests, it will arrest this person by the way. gone."
"Grand Master Fei is worthy of being a Grand Master."
"Grand Master Fei is indeed unparalleled in wit. For such a question, Grand Master Fei thought of the answer in the blink of an eye."
When all the generals and lords heard Fei Taishi's answer, they immediately praised him. Now that Fei Taishi was on the same front as them, they naturally wanted to help Fei Taishi.
"This idiot still wants to ask Taishi Fei, he should be dreaming."
On the other side of the main hall, all the officials of the reformist faction looked ugly. Stupid people are stupid people. Just now they even had some expectations, hoping that Chang Sheng would come up with a problem to stop Grand Master Fei. Now it seems that everything It's all fantasy. As for this kind of problem, you can understand it after a little thought. It's really too simple.
Grand Master Fei took a step closer to Chang Sheng when he heard everyone's discussion, and fixed Chang Sheng's sharp eyes like a goshawk: "How is it? Is the Grand Master's answer correct?"
"No, no, you got the wrong answer!" Chang Sheng laughed and shook his head vigorously: "You got the wrong answer, you got the wrong answer, you are a fool, a big fool!"
"No? Wrong answer? How could it be wrong?"
"Yes, it should be for this reason, how could the answer be wrong."
Everyone shook their heads when they heard Chang Sheng's answer. Grand Master Fei shrank his eyes and frowned suddenly. Was the answer wrong?If not for this reason, then...
"I know, because one of the four people who played mahjong was a pregnant woman, and she was pregnant. Therefore, five people were caught, because her child must also be counted."
"It turned out to be the reason!"
"That's okay, the answer is definitely right this time!"
"Grand Master Fei is Grand Master Fei, he can even think of such an answer, he is indeed a Grand Master!"
Hearing Grand Master Fei's answer, the military commander and princes immediately responded loudly again. This time, Grand Master Fei's answer must be correct.
"No, no, stupid old man, you're wrong again!" Chang Sheng laughed outright, looked straight at Grand Master Fei, and shook his head vigorously, as if looking at a fool.
Seeing Chang Sheng's appearance, all the ministers showed smiles on their faces.
Grand Master Fei raised his beard suddenly, no matter how deep he walked around the city, he was laughed at by a fool, how could he bear it.
"The old man is wrong? Hmph, besides this answer, what other answer is there? Do you know the answer, tell me!"
"Of course Chang Sheng knows the answer!" Chang Sheng raised his head and said loudly, "I was beaten and cried because of mahjong! Old man, you are so stupid!"
An extremely happy smile appeared on Chang Sheng's face, and he slapped his hands vigorously: "Old man, you lost, you lost, you big fool, you are a fool, a big fool, an old fool!"
In the entire Golden Luan Hall, there were only Chang Sheng's clapping of his hands and his happy laughter. Everyone listened to his voice and were all stunned!
"Did you cry in mahjong? What kind of broken answer is this!"
"This idiot, you shouldn't let him come up with a question, let's see what kind of problem he came up with!"
"That's right, he doesn't even know the answer himself, and he still quizzes others. What a joke!"
In the hall, military generals or princes expressed their dissatisfaction loudly.
"No...I got it! Chang Sheng's answer is not wrong!"
Suddenly, a voice sounded from the hall, and everyone looked for the voice, and immediately, everyone's eyes were focused on Wei Zhigang.
Wei Zhigang straightened his body, strode out from among the reformist civil servants, and said loudly, "I know the big case, Mahjong was crying, why did Mahjong cry? Because Mahjong is just one person!"
Wei Zhigang glanced at the officials in the hall: "The mahjong that Chang Sheng said is not the entertainment tool mahjong we think of at all, but a person's name is mahjong. Let me ask, a person is beaten by four other people. Crying, how can the government not arrest people! Of course, when arresting people, both the perpetrator and the victim must be taken away, there are four perpetrators plus the victim mahjong, this is exactly five people!"
"what!"
"This... this is also fine!"
When everyone heard Wei Zhigang's explanation, they suddenly realized that it was like this!But if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it. Mahjong is not necessarily what they think of as Mahjong, it may also be a person!
However, this answer is really in line with the thinking of a fool, but Taishi Fei is miserable.
"Wow...you are so smart, you are not a fool, you are right! It seems that the person who gave Chang Sheng the original question said the same thing!"
Chang Sheng laughed out loud at Wei Zhigang, then turned to look at Grand Master Fei: "You are wrong. Chang Sheng is not a fool, you are a fool, a fool, a fool..."
Grand Master Fei's entire face turned green in an instant, and a fool he had just verified pointed to his nose and scolded him for being a fool, but he was still not as knowledgeable as him, and the question just now, I really answered wrong, and I can't refute it even if I want to refute it!
Grand Master Fei snorted coldly, ignored Chang Sheng, and turned his head away.
Chang Ganze looked at the ugly-faced Grand Master Fei amusedly, and smiled in his heart, thinking that no one would have thought that Grand Master Fei, who always had a cold face in court, would be in such an embarrassing situation today.
I really didn't expect that it was just to check whether Sheng'er was a fool, and this situation would happen in the end. However, Grand Master Fei also lost face. If Sheng'er continues to make trouble in the court, the emperor's face will not be good. Here However, it is still early morning time in the Golden Luan Palace, let Sheng'er leave quickly.
"Sheng'er, it's all right, stop talking!" Chang Ganze called Chang Sheng, pulled Chang Sheng aside, and said to Chang Sheng: "Okay, Sheng'er, don't make trouble here anymore, you go home first , your senior sister Misty has already prepared delicious cotton cakes for you, if you go back late, the cotton cakes will not taste good."
"Cotton cakes? Chang Sheng wants to eat cotton cakes, Chang Sheng is home!" Chang Sheng's eyes lit up when he heard cotton cakes, he turned away, ignored Fei Taishi, and rushed out of the Golden Palace .
"Let's go..."
Grand Master Fei looked at the back of Chang Sheng who was leaving quickly, and his face suddenly became gloomy again. Chang Ganze did this on purpose. He clearly had a way to get Chang Sheng to leave the Golden Palace, but he didn't say that just now, and asked Chang Ganze to leave the Golden Palace. Sheng stays in the Golden Luan Hall, making things difficult for the old man!Let the old man make a fool of himself!
wrong?It is possible that this question was originally thought up by Chang Ganze. He told Chang Sheng in advance, and asked Chang Sheng to say in the Jinluan Hall that even the previous Wei Zhigang stepped up again and again, because he had already colluded with Chang Ganze. Yes, the purpose is to embarrass the old man and lose face!
This bastard!
"Piss me off, piss me off!"
Zhu Junwang's mansion, Zhu Junwang vented his anger in his heart angrily: "Chang Sheng, that bastard, he beat me and made me lose such a big man, but because he is a fool, he was fined so little It’s all over, I’m so pissed off! No, I can’t just let it go, I must find a way to get revenge!”
"Father, it's actually very easy to get revenge on him!"
As soon as Duke Zhu's words fell, behind him, a young man who looked similar to him and was not much different in stature answered immediately.
King Zhujun looked back at the young man, and when he saw the confident smile on the young man's face, he immediately asked, "En? Tier, do you have any good ideas?"
"Of course, father, you think Chang Sheng is a fool, isn't it easy to deal with him?" Zhu Ti showed a weird smile on his face: "Chang Sheng's fool is still a child's heart, so children can deliberately play with him, he is a fool , as long as the child plays with him a few times, he will trust the child, and then the child will have plenty of ways to deal with him!"
Zhujun Wang nodded approvingly: "Okay, father is counting on you." After finishing speaking, Zhu Junwang walked out of the room.
Seeing his father's back completely disappearing, Zhu Sha frowned and frowned with some headaches, and whispered to himself: "I want to think of a way to make Chang Sheng and the prime minister lose their talents, but what method should I use?"
At the side, the young servant saw the young master's headache, so he acted courageously and reminded him softly: "Young master, in fact, we can ask Mr. Zhuge!"
"Zhuge Zhan..."
When Zhu Sha heard what the boy said, he clapped his hands suddenly: "Yes, let's go to Zhuge Zhan. He is the smartest person in our circle. He must have a good idea."
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