Chen family monster

23

On the first day of Fudan’s official class, the classroom was chaotic. After the military training, everyone seemed to relax. Without the torture of the instructor who made him stand in a military posture and punish him with push-ups, everyone was in high spirits.

Chen Ping was lying on the table, yawning boredly, and the people around him consciously put a distance away from this fierce man who dared to beat up the instructor during the military training and shot ruthlessly, keeping them at a respectful distance.

Chen Ping didn't care, he chatted listlessly with the few roommates who dared to get too close to him, and seemed a little drowsy.

"Brother, are you alright? You haven't slept for a few days and it's like this?" Li Jianghai couldn't help asking.

Chen Ping raised his eyebrows, and said helplessly: "One day. Men's lives are miserable. I only know now that those goddesses are not ooxxed by their men every night. I was tortured until my legs were weak, um, I was a little bit tongue-in-cheek, but you understand?" Chen Ping smiled bitterly, maybe it was the cucumber and radish problem that stimulated Nalan Qingcheng yesterday, or maybe it happened to coincide with the date of that girl's estrus, and the result was a whole Evening school flowers are crazy beyond Chen Ping's imagination.

The final result was that Chen Ping insisted on attending classes with his tired body, while Xiaohua was nestled in the hotel, unable to move.

Li Jianghai and the others looked at each other, all of them had weird faces, and suppressed their laughter. Wang Qin patted Chen Ping on the shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Brother, this can't work, you will sleep hahahahaha."

At the end, Wang Qin couldn't help laughing out loud, and Li Jianghai and Tian Chengjie laughed so hard that they almost got under the table.

The laughter of several people clearly reached the ears of other students, but none of them stood up to offer any opinions. After the accident in the military training, the other three people in the same dormitory as Chen Ping seemed to be in the eyes of outsiders. He has also become an unfathomable and domineering character, so no one dares to provoke him.

With Chen Ping's thick skin, he naturally didn't care about the laughter of a few bastards. He shook his head and fell asleep.

Another very admirable advantage of him is that he can fall asleep whenever he wants to, and he can continue to sleep when he wakes up, which is not to say that he is not powerful.

Chen Ping was very quiet when he slept, and he didn't have the habit of snoring like thunder. He lay quietly on the table by himself, breathing lightly, so the professor who came in to class saw this student who fell asleep on the first day of class, and he also Very face-saving and forceful, he didn't bother, and let him continue.

After class, after class, after the novelty gradually passed, when everyone was impatient, the important but unpopular English class in college began.

A certain person was still lying on the table, like a dead pig, sleeping in the dark, with no light from the sun and the moon.

The crisp sound of high heels stepping on the ground approached from far away, and the figure of the English teacher finally appeared at the door of the classroom.

Shocked!

The whole place was silent.

Long hair shawl, tall figure, black stockings, a white professional suit on the body, elegant and quiet, a pair of exquisite white-rimmed glasses added a touch of intellectual tenderness to her, she walked up to the podium with a calm smile , the voice was soft but clear among the teachers: "Hi everyone, my name is Chu Qianyuan, and I am your English teacher."

Not pretentious, not polite, quiet and calm, Chu Qianyuan exuded a quiet and indifferent temperament from the inside out, conquering everyone in an instant.

A woman who is not absolutely beautiful, but who can't escape her flaws.

The goddess of the workplace, the girl with black silk glasses.All the boys' eyes lit up, and they felt that the usually boring English class suddenly became lively.

In fact, the English teacher didn't say a single word.

Chu Qianyuan was very satisfied with the reaction of the students. After scanning for a week, a sleeping figure lying on the table suddenly appeared in Chu Qianyuan's quiet eyes.

Xiu frowned, she was about to go over and wake Chen Ping up.

A well-meaning classmate beside him reminded: "Mr. Chu, don't mess with him in the past. Just pretend you didn't see anything. He fell asleep in the first few classes."

Chu Qianyuan frowned slightly and said, "Who is he?"

This kind classmate seemed unwilling to say more, so he said cautiously: "His name is Chen Ping, and he is a lunatic."

Naturally, Chu Qianyuan would not believe such madman's remarks, she walked up to Chen Ping without the slightest hesitation, and shook Chen Ping, still smiling peacefully.

Chen Ping moved slightly, turned around and continued to sleep.

Teacher Chu was not angry either, and shook vigorously again.

Mr. Chen finally woke up.

He sat up straight and said in a daze, "get out of class is over?"

Chu Qianyuan was stunned, Li Jianghai and the others couldn't help laughing.

"Not yet." The good-tempered teacher Chu smiled.

The sound is wonderful.Chen Ping turned his head subconsciously, just in time to see Chu Qianyuan standing in front of her smiling.The smile is so peaceful, classmate Chen's drowsiness disappeared immediately, and he presented a brilliant and charming smile: "This classmate just came here? Well, you didn't participate in military training. I think you are very unfamiliar. Come, sit next to me." After finishing speaking, he stretched out his foot and kicked Li Jianghai next to him, and said in a low voice, "I will be wronged first, and when I take down this beauty, how about treating me for a week?"

Although the voice was low, Chu Qianyuan still heard the general idea. Surprised, curious and amused, she remained calm. She seemed to be planning to fight with this student in the first English class.

Li Jianghai sat firmly in his seat, not knowing whether he wanted to laugh or what, his face turned red, he glanced at Chu Qianyuan from the corner of his eye, and said to Chen Ping in an inaudible voice: "She is an English teacher!"

The voice of classmate Li Jianghai was so low that someone misunderstood his meaning, Chen Ping sat down with a serious face, and whispered seriously: "Brother, you are wrong, based on my years of experience in seeing women, I can I can tell you with certainty that you are wrong!"

Li Jianghai wondered, no matter how many women he looked at, could it be possible to tell at a glance whether she was a teacher or not?Chen Ping's next sentence almost made him fall under the table: "You said she is a nympho? How is this possible? Such a woman, look, she can't be a nympho with her temperament, step aside , Today I will first exchange feelings with her."

Li Jianghai almost vomited blood. When Chen Ping heard that she was an English teacher, he thought she was a nympho. This made him admire Chen Ping's coquettish index. Laughing wildly outside the classroom.

Chen Gongzi turned his head without knowing it at all, and smiled at Chu Qianyuan: "Student, sit here."

All the students in the whole classroom were watching this farce, Wang Qin and Tian Chengjie kept giving Chen Ping winks, his expression was exactly the same as that of Li Jianghai just now.

Chen Ping still didn't understand what they meant for the time being. After sitting down, he said to Chu Qianyuan, "Do you know what this class is? Hey, I've been under too much pressure recently, and I didn't have a good rest. I fell asleep when I didn't pay attention. caught."

Teacher Chu was sitting next to Chen Ping, her quiet demeanor complemented someone's evil spirit, she said softly, "I just came here, it seems to be an English class?"

All the students around who heard this sentence had the urge to faint, this English teacher is too good at playing.

"Oh, hey, why hasn't the English teacher come yet? Hey, the teacher is so outrageous now. Look at the previous few lessons, that's the model of the teacher. Compared with our so-called English teacher, it's so high." Let's make a decision. Isn't this a waste of everyone's time, I am a good boy who loves to study." Chen Ping's face was full of sincerity and his tone was serious.

Chu Qianyuan's expression was still calm, and he asked innocently: "But I just heard someone say that you have been sleeping."

Chen Ping smiled sarcastically, and explained: "They don't understand. Although I sleep on the surface, I have been listening to the lecture. If I didn't have a good rest last night, I would definitely be more energetic than them. That's it. The content I heard was not bad at all, until you came just now, I was thinking." After a pause, Chen Ping seemed not to want to talk more about this topic that made him more and more embarrassing, so he changed the subject and approached Chu Qianyuan Mysteriously said: "Do you know why the English teacher didn't come?"

Chu Qianyuan shook his head very cooperatively, a strand of long hair fell from his shoulders to his chest, and he was so quiet that it was outrageous.

Chen Ping's tone became even more mysterious, with a hint of malicious ridicule: "It must be that the English teacher is too sorry for the audience and secretly hiding somewhere to put on makeup."

Chu Qianyuan, who was plain faced to the sky, took a deep breath, and suddenly asked with a smile: "Student Chen Ping, you really have been listening to the lecture just now, and you were thinking until I came?"

"Of course!" Chen Ping was ashamed in his heart, but his expression was not revealing.

"sure?"

"Sure!"

"Well, I introduced myself just now, do you know my name?"

"Well, this ah, I was thinking about the problem just now, and I didn't pay much attention to it. I will definitely remember it after you introduce it, my classmate."

Perhaps Chu Qianyuan thought the student in front of him was interesting, so he smiled brightly and said, "Okay, my name is Chu Qianyuan, and I'm the English teacher of this class."

As soon as this remark came out, all the students couldn't help but fell on the table and laughed loudly. The ending of this farce was simply a gorgeous mess.

Chen Ping was stunned for the first time, and finally understood what Li Jianghai meant when he said that she was a nympho. What kind of bullshit nympho, that sentence should be: She is an English teacher.

Chen Ping couldn't laugh or cry, this time it was indeed a big shame.

Chu Qianyuan took a look at Chen Ping, and shouted towards the door: "The classmate who was sitting next to Chen Ping just now came in, okay, class starts now."

(Two updates today, no more, huh, huh, now the new book list is 8th, the position is very dangerous, brothers, do you dare to top the top [-]? Haha)