Chen family monster

Chen Ping, who had been entertained for a while, sat in the same place, with a sad and angry face, Li Jianghai returned to his seat, held back his smile and said: "Don't blame my brother for being unjust, I remind you, who knows that you will be able to understand that sentence Cheng has another meaning, buddy, contentment. This teacher is pretty good-tempered."

Chen Ping did not express his opinion at all.

Maybe it was because he was young, beautiful, gentle and quiet, or maybe it was because Chu Qianyuan's level was indeed high enough. In short, everyone lost their previous sleepy posture and cheered up to listen to the beautiful woman on the podium.

Chen Ping had resentment in his heart, and he had no interest in Teacher Chu's wonderful speech. Mr. Chen, who was thinking hard about how to win the round, naturally would not admit this defeat so easily. It's not that he is small-minded, but he just doesn't know. Losing for no reason to such a beautiful girl made me feel a little bit unwilling, and it would inevitably have some impact on my future actions.

Chen Ping watched Li Jianghai staring at the figure on the podium seemingly with all his attention, and unconsciously drew circles on the book with the pen in his hand, and his eyes suddenly brightened.

Pulling out a piece of paper, Chen Ping took a pencil and danced on the paper.

"Mr. Chu, six years in elementary school, three years in junior high school, three years in high school until now, you are indeed the most suitable girl I have ever seen for a teacher-student relationship." It can be said to be really straight to the point, and the meaning is simple and shocking.

Li Jianghai turned his head inadvertently, and almost fell under the table when he saw Mr. Chen's words.

Chen Ping held the piece of paper like a thief, and laughed softly: "Listen to your class, if you are peeking, watch how I deal with you!"

Li Jianghai cooperatively held back his curiosity, turned his head to listen to the class, and decided in his heart to go back to the dormitory and ask Chen Ping to explain what was written on the paper.

Chen Ping did not write a vicious and sharp-edged novel like Li Jianghai did in order to win a game. To do so was too low for Chen Pingtai. After writing a shocking sentence at the beginning of the article, he took a pencil and wrote Draw it carefully.

Everyone in the classroom was very understanding. Chen Ping was very serious in drawing on the paper, and Chu Qianyuan was very serious in speaking. All the students looked at the English teacher intently. Well, they were also very serious.

The so-called stand tall and see far away, although the small podium is not enough to look down on all living beings, but it is no problem for Mr. Chu to stand on the podium and want to overlook the whole classroom, so the appearance that Chen Ping carefully sketched appeared prominently in the In Chu Qianyuan's eyes.

No matter how indifferent a woman is, she always cares about something. The woman in TV novels who is indifferent to fame and fortune is not the best, nor is she a goddess. She is a goddamn statue.

Therefore, when Teacher Chu was satisfied that most of the students were paying attention to him, he couldn't help feeling a little bit of resentment and a little annoyance towards the only guy who kept his head down and was busy doing his own thing.

"Excessive!"

Chu Qianyuan snorted in his heart, and leaned over while talking, she had to grab this guy, see what he was up to, and then stick the things in his hand on the blackboard for everyone to see.

I believe that anyone with a little IQ will not agree with Mr. Chu's idea of ​​pasting it on the blackboard after seeing the work in Chen Ping's hands.

As she got closer to Chen Ping, Chu Qianyuan felt childish excitement in her heart. She seemed to like seeing Chen Ping deflated, just like the game just now.

To be able to leave such an impression on a nearly perfect woman in the first class, Chen Ping is already very strong.

Just when Chen Ping's work was about to be reflected in Chu Qianyuan's bright eyes, Chen Ping suddenly put away the piece of paper, looked up at Chu Qianyuan with a smile, and said with a smile without even shouting to the teacher: " Are you curious?"

This guy lured himself over on purpose.Chu Qianyuan suddenly realized, but his little face still blushed in disappointment, and hurriedly said: "I don't. Classmate Chen Ping, please listen carefully to the class."

"I have been listening carefully, just now I was thinking seriously." Chen Ping's voice was very innocent, especially naive.

Chu Qianyuan had to admire the thickness of the guy in front of him. After such a lame reason was exposed once, he still had the nerve to use it to deal with the same person in such a short period of time. It was simply invincible.

"Okay, tell me, what was I talking about just now?"

Chen Ping shrugged his shoulders with a smile, and said with a smile: "It's very simple, teacher, what you said is, okay, then tell me, what I was talking about just now?"

Chu Qianyuan took a breath and became extremely angry.

It is really not difficult to make a woman angry.

"Hey, just kidding, look at the teacher, your face is blushing, don't get excited, calm down, you know? Calm down."

Chu Qianyuan was speechless. Looking at the presumptuous student in front of him, he was so angry that he could only use his trump card: "Then, please tell me, this student, what did I just say? If you can tell, we will continue the class. If you I can’t say it, I’m sorry, I will send you to the Political and Religious Office today.”

Chen Ping thought to himself that this girl looks easy to talk to, but she is really ruthless when she does things. I don’t know if she smells like this on the bed, but I always have to show her some color in front of me. If the tiger doesn’t show his power, he really thinks I’m a sick cat Is it okay?

Chen Ping smiled nonchalantly, and opened his mouth to say, what surprised and even shocked everyone, including Chu Qianyuan, was that what this guy said was not bad at all.

Met a geek.Chu Qianyuan looked dizzy at the smiling Chen Ping, glared at him slightly angrily, turned and walked towards the podium.

This round, Chen Ping counterattacked Chu Qianyuan and succeeded.

Chen Ping proudly took out the piece of paper again, sat on the seat, and continued to sketch, with a serious face and an extremely serious face.

Chu Qianyuan, who saw it in his eyes, felt dark in his heart, but there was nothing he could do.

"Brother, I really admire you." Li Jianghai chuckled, full of admiration, meeting such a powerful, shameless and domineering roommate, this guy suddenly felt radiant in his face, and secretly sighed that college life is really colorful.

Chen Ping gave him an angry look and ignored him.

"Boss, are you going to attack the English teacher? What about the school belle?" Li Jianghai unconsciously changed his address, chasing after Chen Ping and asking non-stop. Chen Ping stopped writing helplessly, and said seriously: "We didn't continue to discuss such a mentally retarded topic. If it is necessary to go down, let me ask you, do you think I am handsome, unrestrained, wise, martial, graceful and charming?"

Li Jianghai felt nauseous for a while, but he gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and nodded his head against his conscience. You can't open your eyes to tell nonsense, right?

Chen Ping didn't seem to care about Li Jianghai's attitude, patted him on the shoulder, and laughed in a low voice: "This is not the end, when the time comes, I will shake my tiger body and let go of my arrogance. English teacher counselors and so on, aren’t they all at your fingertips?”

This guy really has bad intentions!Li Jianghai cursed in his heart full of grief and indignation, unexpectedly a simple question would involve Du Qingruo, a counselor!This fellow is so shameless that he simply doesn't leave a way for men to survive.

"Young man, remember to stay on the front line! Otherwise, you will be punished." Li Jianghai said bitterly.

"It doesn't matter, I have practiced hard for more than twenty years, and the invincibility of diamonds is invincible in the world, and all the top-notch women are mine." Chen Ping joked brazenly, his ambition swelled.

A delicate and graceful girl sitting in front of Chen Ping couldn't bear it anymore, she turned her head and gave Chen Ping a hard look, her eyes were full of disdain.

Chen Ping thought about it for a while, and found that he still had an impression of this girl. She read "Global Strategy Analysis" at the freshman meeting, and she was the first girl to respond to her during the military training.

"Beauty, what's your name?" Chen Ping asked with a gentle voice and a gentle smile.

The girl didn't seem to want to get too involved with someone like Chen Ping, so she hesitated a little before she made up her mind and said, "My name is Li Banana."

banana?

carrot?

cucumber?

Chen Ping suddenly thought of the funny incident in bed with Nalan Qingcheng yesterday, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became lewd unconsciously, and he said, "Banana? What a good name."

Li Banana, who had been insulated from Banana since he was a child, gave Chen Ping another hard look, turned his head angrily, and ignored the bastard.

Chen Ping didn't mind either. He smiled and continued to sketch on the paper that was almost finished.

At the end of a wonderful class, Chu Qianyuan seemed a little reconciled, and didn't leave the classroom immediately, as if hesitating whether to find Chen Ping to win the game.

Chen Ping finally put down his pen, unceremoniously picked up the red colored pen on Li Banana's desk in the front row, and left a finishing touch on the paper, looking at Chu Qianyuan with a proud smile.

A bad feeling suddenly rose in Chu Qianyuan's heart.

Chen Ping was about to walk up to Chu Qianyuan with a smile. His mysterious posture was like secretly saying to Chu Qianyuan that the English teacher was sorry for the public just now. He handed the paper in his hand to Chu Qianyuan with a wretched gesture, hehe He smiled and said, "For you."

Chu Qianyuan took the paper full of doubts, glanced at it, and his face froze immediately.

Chen Ping waited patiently for Teacher Chu's response.

"Ah!!!" A high-decibel scream suddenly rang out among the teachers, Chu Qianyuan added the piece of paper into the book in a panic, and fled out of the classroom in embarrassment.

Chen Ping smiled playfully, full of vicious humor.

(The first update, asking for votes, asking for collections, recently a few brothers have left a lot of messages in the book review area, with sharp words, after serious consideration, and decided to change the direction of this book a little bit... Stand up, everyone. There will be more tonight A chapter.)