The Merry God of DNF

The three people have three directions, and the distance from the double-headed snake is about the same. If the double-headed snake attacks Lao Qian, Xiang Yu and Kong Xiangyi, who are behind the double-headed snake, immediately follow up, and Lao Qian retreats to create a distance.

After the three made adjustments, the double-headed snake decided that Xiang Yu was the closest to him, so it rushed towards Xiang Yu again.

No matter how perfect the system is, it cannot compare to the human brain. No matter how humane it is, it does not have the perseverance and thinking ability of human beings. It will only do things according to the judgment of the program.The two-headed snake is also, in the eyes of three people, stupid and cute.

Seeing the three of them playing with the double-headed snake and applauding, Eileen was a little angry. If it goes on like this, they might still be able to handle it.

If you kill a level 10 boss at level 25, no one will believe it.

But now, I can't intervene, so I can only watch from the sidelines.

Suddenly, there was a flash of light on the two-headed snake, as if eating a powerful pill, the blue snake's head spit out a ball of cold air, and where the cold air passed, icicles grew and spread rapidly.

Old Qian was shocked, and immediately rolled over to a donkey on the side. At this moment, he didn't care about his image, as long as he could save his life.It's just that the puppet couldn't dodge, and was frozen in the icicle, and a damage value of fifty or sixty appeared on the top of the head every second.

Xiang Yu was also a little surprised, and shouted: "Xiangyi, get out of the way."

At the same time as Xiang Yu's voice sounded, the other snake head of the double-headed snake spit out a flame towards the ground.The flame adhered to the ground and did not go out. Instead, it formed a fire dragon and quickly spread towards Kong Xiangyi.

Kong Xiangyi didn't expect such a sudden change. His reaction speed was not as fast as Xiang Yu's. Although Xiang Yu reminded him, his body couldn't keep up with the reaction and was rubbed by the flames.

I don't know if the flame is the true fire of the Supreme Lord's Samadhi, it burns as soon as it sticks, Kong Xiangyi's arm was just wiped by the flame, and the whole arm suddenly burst into flames, and the blood strip on the top of the head suddenly lost a third. It can be seen that the flame damage is huge, and if it is hit directly, the consequences will be disastrous.

In Xiang Yu's eyes, nine vacancies appeared around the double-headed snake, and Jiugongsha started.In an instant, Xiang Yu's figure disappeared, and behind the two-headed snake not far away, Xiang Yu appeared from the void.

ah ah ah-

Xiang Yu roared, and the two swords slashed from behind, hitting the seven inches of the double-headed snake heavily.

However, the expected stun effect did not appear, and only two damage values ​​appeared above the head: 1, 0.

The two swords only cut off 1 point of blood in total. For a boss with a thousand points of blood, it is not painful or itchy, and it is negligible.One is that the level difference between Xiang Yu and the double-headed snake is too large, and the values ​​of the twenty equipment are completely out of proportion. Even before Kong Xiangyi's full output, a total of more than 100 points of blood were hit.

Xiang Yu didn't want his Jiugongsha to fail at this moment. He was once foolproof, but now he is useless.My heart suddenly turned cold.

"Exit the dungeon, we have no chance of winning." After Xiang Yu shouted this sentence, he watched a huge snake's mouth fall from the sky and swallowed himself.

At the last moment, he saw that Lao Qian and Kong Xiangyi quickly moved away from Xiang Yu. As long as they ran to the entrance of the cave, the dungeon would be released, and naturally they would not be attacked by the double-headed snake again.

Pain, the pain of being bitten by a snake spread all over the body, and the soul trembled.

After the player enters the game, the default level of pain is level 1, which is just a slight pain. If you want to adjust it, you need to manually set it in the settings, from 0 to 10. Level 0 means no feeling. Uninformed, so only a few players choose. Level 10 is the highest level, which is similar to the pain in reality, and only some game crazy people will choose it.

But Xiang Yu didn’t set it, the pain setting defaults to level 10, which can’t be adjusted, so every time he gets hurt, he will feel very painful, but in order to see He Xuan, these can be tolerated.

It's just that the feeling of dying this time, the feeling of being bitten off by the waist, I believe I will never forget it in my life.

There is darkness in front of me, only a line of English floating in the air, You'redead, there are two options below, one is to resurrect in situ, but the option is gray, which means it is not available, and the other is to return to the city to resurrect, on top of the two options , and a line of words: If not selected for 1 minute, the system will choose the default method.

Xiang Yu can only choose to return to the city to resurrect, so why not stay here?And the default method chosen by the system is to go back to the city to revive, it doesn't matter what you order, it's just a matter of sooner or later, it's better to go back to rest earlier.

"You're only level 10. If you fight a level 25 boss, the stun won't work, stupid pig." Elena's voice came from beside her.

Xiang Yu opened his eyes, and what he saw surprised him a little.

This is not Gru Outpost.

In an instant, a bright light flashed in his mind, it must be the place where he entered the game for the first time.It's just that this should be someone's bedroom, with luxurious decoration and a lot of gold, which looks like a room decorated with gold.

In front of him, Elena was wearing a dress with blue underwear looming, full of endless temptation.

"Young master, you are finally back." An old man's voice sounded from behind.

Xiang Yu turned around, and there was a man in his 40s standing behind him, wearing a suit with a bow at the neckline, looking very gentlemanly.

Xiang Yu didn't say a word, do you want the GM to come over and teleport himself to the Gelug Outpost?That's fine, if the GM comes over, tell him directly, and see if you can make some accommodations and teleport to Sheffield.

Xiang Yu ignored the old man and lay down directly on the bed. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the old man still looking at him, and waved his hand and said, "I'm very tired, go and do your work."

The old man nodded, exited the room respectfully, and closed the wooden door gently.

"King Xiang, this is the time for the two of us to be alone." Elena yelled and jumped onto the bed.

In the virtual world, I can still feel the softness of the bed. It seems that since I entered the game yesterday, I haven't had a good rest for a moment.

The bed was very elastic, and after Elena jumped up, Xiang Yu felt himself being bounced into the sky, turned over, and stared at Elena with an angry face.

Elena: "Looking at her so hotly, she will be shy."

Xiang Yu had nothing to say, and buried his head in the quilt.

"It's rare for two people to be together, let's play a game and see who can undress faster." Elena called.

"Forget it, I'm so tired, go to sleep first."

Elena laughed and said, "Then I'll take it off for you." After speaking, she really started to turn Xiang Yu over and began to unbutton him.

Xiang Yu immediately held Elena's hands, and said coldly: "You are just a game intelligence, what do you want to do?"

"I just want you to go deep into me, understand me, and then let me understand you." When Irena said this to ordinary words, I always felt that they were evil, and I always felt that they had another meaning.

"No need." Xiang Yu said coldly, shaking off Elena's hands.Being imprisoned in the game by this woman, and it's a virtual woman, anyone will be angry.

Eileen's face-changing skills are perfect, just now she was smiling, but now she suddenly became sad.

Elena: "Could it be that you dislike my poor service?"

As soon as the words were finished, Elena's face changed again, to a pleasant one. In the blink of an eye, she changed twice. It was even more powerful than that of Ochumelov in "Chameleon", at least not at the same speed.

In Xiang Yu's gaze, a blue menu appeared in front of Elena.The menu is several times more complicated than the player's, and there are various setting options for the game. As long as it is about the game world, this menu can be set.

I saw Elena flicking through the menu a few times, and even Xiang Yu didn't see what happened. The dress on Elena's body disappeared, and she changed into a sexy black outfit.

The equipment only covers three key positions, exposing the skin of the whole body, which is white, tender, crystal clear and smooth, ten times brighter than the beauty models in the real world.At least, Elena doesn't use any body wash, it has a natural scent.

The figure that just fits the golden ratio adds a lot of beauty, which makes Xiang Yu have the urge to forget his lover He Xuan.Coupled with the exquisite facial features, anyone will be fascinated by her and cannot extricate themselves.

Xiang Yu looked at Elena, at this moment, he seemed to have forgotten all his troubles.

Elena shouted: "How about it, let's have a baby." Under her action, the two balls of meat swung up and down, just like two water balls.

Xiang Yu closed his eyes, but closing his eyes would only make Elena's shadow appear in various places in his mind.

Elena climbed onto the bed, held Xiang Yu's hand, put it on her chest, touched the meat ball intimately, and said with a smile: "I know you want to masturbate me, give it up, let's be real, it's much better than masturbation."

Xiang Yu suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Elena's beautiful body. Smelling the frankincense, his ears felt a mass of flexible skin, soft and smooth, and suddenly a female part appeared in Xiang Yu's mind.Breathing began to become short, and the primitive impulse sprouted in the bottom of my heart, and I couldn't hold it anymore.The three people have three directions, and the distance from the double-headed snake is about the same. If the double-headed snake attacks Lao Qian, Xiang Yu and Kong Xiangyi, who are behind the double-headed snake, immediately follow up, and Lao Qian retreats to create a distance.

After the three made adjustments, the double-headed snake decided that Xiang Yu was the closest to him, so it rushed towards Xiang Yu again.

No matter how perfect the system is, it cannot compare to the human brain. No matter how humane it is, it does not have the perseverance and thinking ability of human beings. It will only do things according to the judgment of the program.The two-headed snake is also, in the eyes of three people, stupid and cute.

Seeing the three of them playing with the double-headed snake and applauding, Eileen was a little angry. If it goes on like this, they might still be able to handle it.

If you kill a level 10 boss at level 25, no one will believe it.

But now, I can't intervene, so I can only watch from the sidelines.

Suddenly, there was a flash of light on the two-headed snake, as if eating a powerful pill, the blue snake's head spit out a ball of cold air, and where the cold air passed, icicles grew and spread rapidly.

Old Qian was shocked, and immediately rolled over to a donkey on the side. At this moment, he didn't care about his image, as long as he could save his life.It's just that the puppet couldn't dodge, and was frozen in the icicle, and a damage value of fifty or sixty appeared on the top of the head every second.

Xiang Yu was also a little surprised, and shouted: "Xiangyi, get out of the way."

At the same time as Xiang Yu's voice sounded, the other snake head of the double-headed snake spit out a flame towards the ground.The flame adhered to the ground and did not go out. Instead, it formed a fire dragon and quickly spread towards Kong Xiangyi.

Kong Xiangyi didn't expect such a sudden change. His reaction speed was not as fast as Xiang Yu's. Although Xiang Yu reminded him, his body couldn't keep up with the reaction and was rubbed by the flames.

I don't know if the flame is the true fire of the Supreme Lord's Samadhi, it burns as soon as it sticks, Kong Xiangyi's arm was just wiped by the flame, and the whole arm suddenly burst into flames, and the blood strip on the top of the head suddenly lost a third. It can be seen that the flame damage is huge, and if it is hit directly, the consequences will be disastrous.

In Xiang Yu's eyes, nine vacancies appeared around the double-headed snake, and Jiugongsha started.In an instant, Xiang Yu's figure disappeared, and behind the two-headed snake not far away, Xiang Yu appeared from the void.

ah ah ah-

Xiang Yu roared, and the two swords slashed from behind, hitting the seven inches of the double-headed snake heavily.

However, the expected stun effect did not appear, and only two damage values ​​appeared above the head: 1, 0.

The two swords only cut off 1 point of blood in total. For a boss with a thousand points of blood, it is not painful or itchy, and it is negligible.One is that the level difference between Xiang Yu and the double-headed snake is too large, and the values ​​of the twenty equipment are completely out of proportion. Even before Kong Xiangyi's full output, a total of more than 100 points of blood were hit.

Xiang Yu didn't want his Jiugongsha to fail at this moment. He was once foolproof, but now he is useless.My heart suddenly turned cold.

"Exit the dungeon, we have no chance of winning." After Xiang Yu shouted this sentence, he watched a huge snake's mouth fall from the sky and swallowed himself.

At the last moment, he saw that Lao Qian and Kong Xiangyi quickly moved away from Xiang Yu. As long as they ran to the entrance of the cave, the dungeon would be released, and naturally they would not be attacked by the double-headed snake again.

Pain, the pain of being bitten by a snake spread all over the body, and the soul trembled.

After the player enters the game, the default level of pain is level 1, which is just a slight pain. If you want to adjust it, you need to manually set it in the settings, from 0 to 10. Level 0 means no feeling. Uninformed, so only a few players choose. Level 10 is the highest level, which is similar to the pain in reality, and only some game crazy people will choose it.

But Xiang Yu didn’t set it, the pain setting defaults to level 10, which can’t be adjusted, so every time he gets hurt, he will feel very painful, but in order to see He Xuan, these can be tolerated.

It's just that the feeling of dying this time, the feeling of being bitten off by the waist, I believe I will never forget it in my life.

There is darkness in front of me, only a line of English floating in the air, You'redead, there are two options below, one is to resurrect in situ, but the option is gray, which means it is not available, and the other is to return to the city to resurrect, on top of the two options , and a line of words: If not selected for 1 minute, the system will choose the default method.

Xiang Yu can only choose to return to the city to resurrect, so why not stay here?And the default method chosen by the system is to go back to the city to revive, it doesn't matter what you order, it's just a matter of sooner or later, it's better to go back to rest earlier.

"You're only level 10. If you fight a level 25 boss, the stun won't work, stupid pig." Elena's voice came from beside her.

Xiang Yu opened his eyes, and what he saw surprised him a little.

This is not Gru Outpost.

In an instant, a bright light flashed in his mind, it must be the place where he entered the game for the first time.It's just that this should be someone's bedroom, with luxurious decoration and a lot of gold, which looks like a room decorated with gold.

In front of him, Elena was wearing a dress with blue underwear looming, full of endless temptation.

"Young master, you are finally back." An old man's voice sounded from behind.

Xiang Yu turned around, and there was a man in his 40s standing behind him, wearing a suit with a bow at the neckline, looking very gentlemanly.

Xiang Yu didn't say a word, do you want the GM to come over and teleport himself to the Gelug Outpost?That's fine, if the GM comes over, tell him directly, and see if you can make some accommodations and teleport to Sheffield.

Xiang Yu ignored the old man and lay down directly on the bed. From the corner of his eyes, he saw the old man still looking at him, and waved his hand and said, "I'm very tired, go and do your work."

The old man nodded, exited the room respectfully, and closed the wooden door gently.

"King Xiang, this is the time for the two of us to be alone." Elena yelled and jumped onto the bed.

In the virtual world, I can still feel the softness of the bed. It seems that since I entered the game yesterday, I haven't had a good rest for a moment.

The bed was very elastic, and after Elena jumped up, Xiang Yu felt himself being bounced into the sky, turned over, and stared at Elena with an angry face.

Elena: "Looking at her so hotly, she will be shy."

Xiang Yu had nothing to say, and buried his head in the quilt.

"It's rare for two people to be together, let's play a game and see who can undress faster." Elena called.

"Forget it, I'm so tired, go to sleep first."

Elena laughed and said, "Then I'll take it off for you." After speaking, she really started to turn Xiang Yu over and began to unbutton him.

Xiang Yu immediately held Elena's hands, and said coldly: "You are just a game intelligence, what do you want to do?"

"I just want you to go deep into me, understand me, and then let me understand you." When Irena said this to ordinary words, I always felt that they were evil, and I always felt that they had another meaning.

"No need." Xiang Yu said coldly, shaking off Elena's hands.Being imprisoned in the game by this woman, and it's a virtual woman, anyone will be angry.

Eileen's face-changing skills are perfect, just now she was smiling, but now she suddenly became sad.

Elena: "Could it be that you dislike my poor service?"

As soon as the words were finished, Elena's face changed again, to a pleasant one. In the blink of an eye, she changed twice. It was even more powerful than that of Ochumelov in "Chameleon", at least not at the same speed.

In Xiang Yu's gaze, a blue menu appeared in front of Elena.The menu is several times more complicated than the player's, and there are various setting options for the game. As long as it is about the game world, this menu can be set.

I saw Elena flicking through the menu a few times, and even Xiang Yu didn't see what happened. The dress on Elena's body disappeared, and she changed into a sexy black outfit.

The equipment only covers three key positions, exposing the skin of the whole body, which is white, tender, crystal clear and smooth, ten times brighter than the beauty models in the real world.At least, Elena doesn't use any body wash, it has a natural scent.

The figure that just fits the golden ratio adds a lot of beauty, which makes Xiang Yu have the urge to forget his lover He Xuan.Coupled with the exquisite facial features, anyone will be fascinated by her and cannot extricate themselves.

Xiang Yu looked at Elena, at this moment, he seemed to have forgotten all his troubles.

Elena shouted: "How about it, let's have a baby." Under her action, the two balls of meat swung up and down, just like two water balls.

Xiang Yu closed his eyes, but closing his eyes would only make Elena's shadow appear in various places in his mind.

Elena climbed onto the bed, held Xiang Yu's hand, put it on her chest, touched the meat ball intimately, and said with a smile: "I know you want to masturbate me, give it up, let's be real, it's much better than masturbation."

Xiang Yu suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged Elena's beautiful body. Smelling the frankincense, his ears felt a mass of flexible skin, soft and smooth, and suddenly a female part appeared in Xiang Yu's mind.Breathing began to become short, and the primitive impulse sprouted in the bottom of my heart, and I couldn't hold it anymore.