The Merry God of DNF

This night was the best night Xiang Yu slept after entering the game.

When he woke up, it was already nine o'clock.

Just after waking up, the phone rang in my ears, and I didn't need to think about it to know that it was from Kong Xiangyi or Lao Qian.

Feeling the softness of the bed, Xiang Yu stretched out his hand and groped around the bed for a while, but failed to find the phone.

Instead, hands appear to be stroking around a woman, with a female voice dubbed umm.Hey, I have a dream again, I'd better sleep well.

However, the phone is still ringing, we must first find out who is calling, I hope it is He Xuan.

"It feels so good to touch here, I feel like I'm about to lose it."

A girl's voice brought Xiang Yu back to reality.

No, it wasn't a dream, and he wasn't in the real world, and he suddenly remembered that he was trapped in the game and couldn't log out of the game.

Xiang Yu sat up abruptly and looked to the side. There was a beautiful girl next to her, wearing only a piece of tulle and no underwear, giving her a vague sense of haze.

"Eileen!" Xiang Yu said in surprise.

Elena hummed, and laughed loudly: "Finally slept with a man, hahaha!"

Xiang Yu didn't explain, nothing happened last night, he was too tired, and finally fell asleep with her in his arms.If this can be considered as having slept, then every woman is pregnant that day, you really thought that one could fly around.

Besides, this is the game world, his body is just a pile of data, even if something happens, so what, can he have a baby?To your God friends.

Xiang Yu opened the friend bar, connected the phone, and Kong Xiangyi's voice came first:

"Sister, you finally connected, and said, where are you? I have been searching for so long at the outpost, but I haven't seen you. Did you get hit and went out to level up?"

Then came the old Qian's voice: "Xiaoxiang, didn't you often receive such blows before? But it's not like hiding and refusing to see people."

Xiang Yu lazily said: "It's okay, I was just teleported to an unknown place."

Kong Xiangyi said: "An unknown place? Where, tell me, maybe I can know something."

Old Qian: "Don't fool us, hurry up and level up, and try to reach level 20 in three days."

"Wahhaha, I've slept with a man before." Elena was still mad beside the bed.

No, this sentence was heard by the two people on the other side of the phone, and there was a dead silence.

"Xiang Yu, did you really put her to sleep? You beast, you will die a bad death." As a playboy, Kong Xiangyi couldn't stand pretty girls sleeping in other people's beds, not even brothers.

In the game, Kong Xiangyi usually calls Xiang Yu by his screen name, that is, King Xiang, and only calls him by his real name when he is extremely angry.

Xiang Yu smiled awkwardly and remained silent.

Elena, who heard the voice on the other end of the phone, immediately turned her head, looked at the menu in front of Xiang Yu, and said with a smile: "Hehe, brother Xiang, I slept with King Xiang all night yesterday, and I am also a woman with a man gone."

Kong Xiangyi: "Xiang Yu, tell me the truth, how many times a night?"

Xiang Yu immediately turned off the call, and Elena might lose her temper if she continued to ask.

Although Elena is a pervert, she obviously doesn't understand the relationship between men and women very well, and she thought that a man sleeping with a woman means two people sleeping together.It can be seen that her thoughts are still before liberation.

"How many times a night?" Elena was a little puzzled. She went to sleep as soon as she went to bed, and why did she come several times, just once. Do many people have to get up to pee several times in the middle of the night?

Of course Xiang Yu couldn't explain it. After explaining that it was troublesome, he immediately stood up, straightened his clothes, and walked towards the door.

Elena on the bed began to open the menu, connect to the Internet, and search for answers by herself.

When the door was opened, the figure of the old man appeared in front of him, which startled Xiang Yu.The old man held a plate with both hands, on which were placed two swords, and a black robe.

"The young master finally woke up. Last time, I wanted to send something to the young master, but I didn't expect the young master to go out to play. Before the young master goes to play this time, please bring it with you."

Xiang Yu originally wanted to reject it, but when he saw the decoration of the double swords, he knew that they were not ordinary products. The robe was black and white with a few decorations, which looked much better than ordinary equipment. Anyway, these were sent here, so don’t waste them .

Putting the two swords into his backpack, Xiang Yu picked up the robe, put it on, and said, "It fits right, I'll go first."

Now he's thinking, it's already past nine o'clock, the GM should be online, he must be able to see abnormal data here, and it's almost time to come to him.

"Master has ordered, three days later is the wedding day of the young master and the princess, please be sure to come back."

After some words, Xiang Yu was puzzled by what he said, and he turned around for a while, and suddenly remembered that in the hidden map yesterday, the horned man called Elena the princess, presumably Elena made some changes, so that he and her get married.

"Wait a minute, I'll talk to her." Xiang Yu turned around, opened the bedroom door, and walked in.

Elena was reading the webpage at this time, her feet were shaking on the bed.

"Eileen, did you modify the data?"

"Yeah? It's boring to find out so soon." Elena closed the webpage, and finally got a little understanding of the relationship between men and women. Knowing that nothing actually happened yesterday, she felt a little disappointed.

Xiang Yu said: "In matters of marriage, the most important thing now is for men and women to be independent, that is, they can only get married after they become a romantic relationship. This kind of marriage is stronger."

Elena smiled and said: "Oh, I see, then I will postpone the date a bit, six days, that's fine, six days is enough for us to fall in love."

Xiang Yu's head is full of black lines, this child is hopeless, six days of love is enough?In reality, for six days, unless it is love at first sight, it is possible to become a romantic relationship, but it is in line with the average level, because they don't know each other well enough.

Xiang Yu said: "Cancellation, falling in love is not so easy, it needs long-term accumulation, so there is the term "love with time."

"Then, it's love at first sight. The first time I saw King Xiang, I decided to be your wife."

Xiang Yu has nothing to say, since it doesn't make sense anyway, three days should be enough for him to see He Xuan, and when he succeeds in confessing his confession, presumably the real people will be able to get him out.

The phone rang again, and Xiang Yu was about to change the subject, and the phone helped him a lot.

Just when the connection was made, Kong Xiangyi's terrified cry came from the other end, shouting: "King Xiang, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard, hurry up."

Xiang Yu was a little puzzled, what's wrong, what happened?

Open the leaderboard, from high to low:

1, level 27, writing Li Ge, Sword Soul

2. Level 26, Broken Bridge Remnant Snow, Great Swordsman

3. Level 26, Passionate, Assassin

4. At level 25, brother is still unrestrained, elementalist

Xiang Yu didn't bother to look at the back, since he couldn't be on the list anyway.

Then I turned to the ranking list of official positions. There was no one's name on it. The game had only been open for two months. It would be strange if someone became an official.Finally, Xiang Yu turned to the list of artifacts. At this moment, he was stunned. There were only three items on the list.

No.1 is a sword named Two Edges. No.2 is Kong Chan, which is also a sword, and No.3 is a robe named Jiuyou.There are several gray words behind the three names: remnants.It's not a complete artifact, but if it's a complete artifact, then others are still playing games, even if the level is [-] levels higher than yours, it's still not enough for an artifact.

Unexpectedly, only two months after the service was launched, three artifacts were born, and Xiang Yu is sure that there were none yesterday, because after reaching level ten yesterday, Lao Qian opened the leaderboard, wanting to see if he is on the rich list I left my name on it, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that there was nothing on the list of artifacts.

Kong Xiangyi yelled from the other side: "This is up at the same time just now. Three pieces must be obtained by one person. The magic weapon, sister, if I know, I will definitely grab it." This night, it was Xiang Yu who entered the game Finally, the best night's sleep ever.

When he woke up, it was already nine o'clock.

Just after waking up, the phone rang in my ears, and I didn't need to think about it to know that it was from Kong Xiangyi or Lao Qian.

Feeling the softness of the bed, Xiang Yu stretched out his hand and groped around the bed for a while, but failed to find the phone.

Instead, hands appear to be stroking around a woman, with a female voice dubbed umm.Hey, I have a dream again, I'd better sleep well.

However, the phone is still ringing, we must first find out who is calling, I hope it is He Xuan.

"It feels so good to touch here, I feel like I'm about to lose it."

A girl's voice brought Xiang Yu back to reality.

No, it wasn't a dream, and he wasn't in the real world, and he suddenly remembered that he was trapped in the game and couldn't log out of the game.

Xiang Yu sat up abruptly and looked to the side. There was a beautiful girl next to her, wearing only a piece of tulle and no underwear, giving her a vague sense of haze.

"Eileen!" Xiang Yu said in surprise.

Elena hummed, and laughed loudly: "Finally slept with a man, hahaha!"

Xiang Yu didn't explain, nothing happened last night, he was too tired, and finally fell asleep with her in his arms.If this can be considered as having slept, then every woman is pregnant that day, you really thought that one could fly around.

Besides, this is the game world, his body is just a pile of data, even if something happens, so what, can he have a baby?To your God friends.

Xiang Yu opened the friend bar, connected the phone, and Kong Xiangyi's voice came first:

"Sister, you finally connected, and said, where are you? I have been searching for so long at the outpost, but I haven't seen you. Did you get hit and went out to level up?"

Then came the old Qian's voice: "Xiaoxiang, didn't you often receive such blows before? But it's not like hiding and refusing to see people."

Xiang Yu lazily said: "It's okay, I was just teleported to an unknown place."

Kong Xiangyi said: "An unknown place? Where, tell me, maybe I can know something."

Old Qian: "Don't fool us, hurry up and level up, and try to reach level 20 in three days."

"Wahhaha, I've slept with a man before." Elena was still mad beside the bed.

No, this sentence was heard by the two people on the other side of the phone, and there was a dead silence.

"Xiang Yu, did you really put her to sleep? You beast, you will die a bad death." As a playboy, Kong Xiangyi couldn't stand pretty girls sleeping in other people's beds, not even brothers.

In the game, Kong Xiangyi usually calls Xiang Yu by his screen name, that is, King Xiang, and only calls him by his real name when he is extremely angry.

Xiang Yu smiled awkwardly and remained silent.

Elena, who heard the voice on the other end of the phone, immediately turned her head, looked at the menu in front of Xiang Yu, and said with a smile: "Hehe, brother Xiang, I slept with King Xiang all night yesterday, and I am also a woman with a man gone."

Kong Xiangyi: "Xiang Yu, tell me the truth, how many times a night?"

Xiang Yu immediately turned off the call, and Elena might lose her temper if she continued to ask.

Although Elena is a pervert, she obviously doesn't understand the relationship between men and women very well, and she thought that a man sleeping with a woman means two people sleeping together.It can be seen that her thoughts are still before liberation.

"How many times a night?" Elena was a little puzzled. She went to sleep as soon as she went to bed, and why did she come several times, just once. Do many people have to get up to pee several times in the middle of the night?

Of course Xiang Yu couldn't explain it. After explaining that it was troublesome, he immediately stood up, straightened his clothes, and walked towards the door.

Elena on the bed began to open the menu, connect to the Internet, and search for answers by herself.

When the door was opened, the figure of the old man appeared in front of him, which startled Xiang Yu.The old man held a plate with both hands, on which were placed two swords, and a black robe.

"The young master finally woke up. Last time, I wanted to send something to the young master, but I didn't expect the young master to go out to play. Before the young master goes to play this time, please bring it with you."

Xiang Yu originally wanted to reject it, but when he saw the decoration of the double swords, he knew that they were not ordinary products. The robe was black and white with a few decorations, which looked much better than ordinary equipment. Anyway, these were sent here, so don’t waste them .

Putting the two swords into his backpack, Xiang Yu picked up the robe, put it on, and said, "It fits right, I'll go first."

Now he's thinking, it's already past nine o'clock, the GM should be online, he must be able to see abnormal data here, and it's almost time to come to him.

"Master has ordered, three days later is the wedding day of the young master and the princess, please be sure to come back."

After some words, Xiang Yu was puzzled by what he said, and he turned around for a while, and suddenly remembered that in the hidden map yesterday, the horned man called Elena the princess, presumably Elena made some changes, so that he and her get married.

"Wait a minute, I'll talk to her." Xiang Yu turned around, opened the bedroom door, and walked in.

Elena was reading the webpage at this time, her feet were shaking on the bed.

"Eileen, did you modify the data?"

"Yeah? It's boring to find out so soon." Elena closed the webpage, and finally got a little understanding of the relationship between men and women. Knowing that nothing actually happened yesterday, she felt a little disappointed.

Xiang Yu said: "In matters of marriage, the most important thing now is for men and women to be independent, that is, they can only get married after they become a romantic relationship. This kind of marriage is stronger."

Elena smiled and said: "Oh, I see, then I will postpone the date a bit, six days, that's fine, six days is enough for us to fall in love."

Xiang Yu's head is full of black lines, this child is hopeless, six days of love is enough?In reality, for six days, unless it is love at first sight, it is possible to become a romantic relationship, but it is in line with the average level, because they don't know each other well enough.

Xiang Yu said: "Cancellation, falling in love is not so easy, it needs long-term accumulation, so there is the term "love with time."

"Then, it's love at first sight. The first time I saw King Xiang, I decided to be your wife."

Xiang Yu has nothing to say, since it doesn't make sense anyway, three days should be enough for him to see He Xuan, and when he succeeds in confessing his confession, presumably the real people will be able to get him out.

The phone rang again, and Xiang Yu was about to change the subject, and the phone helped him a lot.

Just when the connection was made, Kong Xiangyi's terrified cry came from the other end, shouting: "King Xiang, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard, hurry up."

Xiang Yu was a little puzzled, what's wrong, what happened?

Open the leaderboard, from high to low:

1, level 27, writing Li Ge, Sword Soul

2. Level 26, Broken Bridge Remnant Snow, Great Swordsman

3. Level 26, Passionate, Assassin

4. At level 25, brother is still unrestrained, elementalist

Xiang Yu didn't bother to look at the back, since he couldn't be on the list anyway.

Then I turned to the ranking list of official positions. There was no one's name on it. The game had only been open for two months. It would be strange if someone became an official.Finally, Xiang Yu turned to the list of artifacts. At this moment, he was stunned. There were only three items on the list.

No.1 is a sword named Two Edges. No.2 is Kong Chan, which is also a sword, and No.3 is a robe named Jiuyou.There are several gray words behind the three names: remnants.It's not a complete artifact, but if it's a complete artifact, then others are still playing games, even if the level is [-] levels higher than yours, it's still not enough for an artifact.

Unexpectedly, only two months after the service was launched, three artifacts were born, and Xiang Yu is sure that there were none yesterday, because after reaching level ten yesterday, Lao Qian opened the leaderboard, wanting to see if he is on the rich list I left my name on it, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that there was nothing on the list of artifacts.

Kong Xiangyi yelled from the other side: "They went up at the same time just now. Three pieces must have been obtained by one person. The magic weapon, sister, if I knew it, I would definitely grab it."