Baolu Tianxing
Chapter 5 Right Eye Tick Disaster
Da Ya and Wu Chen grew up together, doing all kinds of mischief, skipping classes and fighting.
Because neither of them was considered tall, they were often beaten. Of course, Da Ya received more beatings because of his buck teeth, prominent features and easy to cause trouble.
In the first year of high school, when they lived in the school, they once had a conflict with Long Ze and Du Qin, who came from the fishing village by the sea, because of fetching water. There was a fight.
God chased it!Poor Wu Chen and Da Ya are two small bodies, there is enough for those two muscular men who practice track and field to fight!From the very beginning, the situation was completely one-sided.
It was rare for the two to give full play to the spirit of not being afraid of sacrifice and fighting to the end. Under the intertwined fists and feet, they often blocked each other's fists.
After the fight this time, the two groups of people became buddies, and they often skipped classes together, chatting about Zeng Guofan, Nan Huaijin and so on, all night long, shouting that they hated seeing each other late.
Now when Wu Chen thinks about the sympathy between Da Ya and Du Qin at that time, he gets chills.
Several people went to different schools after they got their undergraduate degree, but they often get together on weekends and live a life without a meal.
After graduation, both Wu Chen and Long Ze stayed in Guangfu. After graduation, Long Ze joined the police force and became a glorious police uncle;Du Qin went back to his hometown to teach and educate people, and continued to mislead his children; Da Ya studied electronic engineering. After graduation, after many twists and turns, he traveled around the Pearl River Delta, and finally went to a foreign company in Tuchuan City. His income was the highest among several people. He pays for party corruption and everything.
"What's the matter, you yelled so loudly, didn't you lose something again?" Wu Chen held the phone a little away from his ears, and asked jokingly, but Da Ya really yelled in the phone: "How do you know?" ? Don’t tell me you made a fortune for me!”
As soon as Wu Chen heard the fortune-telling, Wu Chen thought of Chen Waizui, a little funny: "Stop talking nonsense, it's not like you lost your wallet again, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Da Ya shouting on his mobile phone, "Damn it! Really, I really lost my wallet! Did you cast a spell on me?"
Wu Chen was speechless, "You have lost your wallet three times recently, I said that even if you do it twice, it can't be [-]% like this, right?"
"Damn, you think I want to lose it! It's not Wednesday is the company's sports day. I went to play football in the afternoon and fell asleep on the bus when I got home. When I got home, I found that my wallet was gone. Damn, I even lost a pair of pants , the back pocket was cut so that you can see your underwear! The wallet is gone, the bank card and ID card are all lost!" Da Ya recalled the scene at that time, it was so embarrassing, especially the eyes of the girl in the back row, really It makes people want to cry without tears, "Oh, don't say it, it will be tears if you say it! Get ready to meet me."
"I'm convinced! Come and do it quickly, don't become another Sun Zhigang." Wu Chen was still worried about Da Ya's appearance, and when walking with him on the road, he was often stopped by the police uncle to check his ID card.
This guy's household registration remains in Guangfu, and he has to go back to Guangfu every time he loses his ID card. It is estimated that the little girl in the certificate hall almost thinks that this young man has ideas for her.
"You're Sun Zhigang!" Da Ya replied on the phone. Is there such a thing as a shameless person?How can I say that my brother is also handsome and handsome, everyone loves him! "I'll ask for leave on Friday to do it! Isn't Long Ze going to hold a wedding on the weekend!"
"Success! I'll pick you up then!" Wu Chen hung up the phone as he spoke. It was so hot outside that he was sweating after talking for a while, so he was too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy!
After picking up the phone, I was about to go back when I suddenly saw two dirty beggars squatting on the side of the door.The old man looked about 80 or [-] years old, maybe he was tired from walking, so he leaned against the pillar to rest, and stared blankly at the sky above the road.The little girl looked less than ten years old, lying in front of the glass window, looking at the people eating inside, her eyes were shining.
Wu Chen's heart softened for no reason, and a soreness surged up. Just as he was about to step forward, he saw a female employee in uniform come out, "Go, go, don't stay here with us!"
"Oh..." The old man was startled, looked away, struggled to stand up, and was about to leave with the girl.
"Grandpa, I'm hungry..." The little girl was also quite obedient, following behind the old man, turning her head frequently while muttering in a low voice.
"Wait." Wu Chen hesitated for a while, but still called out. Amidst the surprise of the female employee, he walked over, took out his wallet, and looked at it. There were more than 150 yuan in it. He didn't even think about it. , gave the 100 yuan ticket to the old man, and asked them to wait a while, walked back to the store by himself, bought two set meals with the remaining zero tickets, and handed them to the little girl.
"Let's find a place to eat." Wu Chen looked at the old man and the little girl who were obviously at a loss, and felt sore. There was only so much he could do. He didn't blame the shop assistant, it's not easy for others to open a shop .
Seeing the grandparents walk away, Wu Chen felt a little sad, man, sometimes, even if you want to do good things, you have to have the ability!Just in case I won the jackpot that day or picked up a big leak, and got rich overnight, would I still have this state of mind?
Oh, what are you thinking about!Let's talk about it after taking care of ourselves, Wu Chen walked back to his seat resentfully.
"What's the matter?" Xu Zhifei had almost finished eating the hamburger, and when he saw Wu Chen coming back a little unhappy, he asked while chewing.
"It's okay." Wu Chen responded, picked up the Coke and took a big sip first, a cold feeling went from his throat to his abdomen, he couldn't help shivering, and couldn't help but yelled "It's so cool!".
Just as he was shaking his head, he suddenly saw a girl at the next table glaring at him viciously, couldn't help but blushed, lowered his head, and obediently ate the hamburger.
Xu Zhifei chuckled a few times, swallowed the last bite of the hamburger, leaned over his head, and said to Wu Chen cheaply: "Huang Zhichao's brute, I definitely can't eat it now, haha."
Wu Chen was busy eating hamburgers, but these days, in order to save some money, KFC can't afford it!Hearing what Xu Zhifei said, he raised his head and glared at him, and said vaguely, "Isn't it interesting? You don't have money to eat, and you still mess around all day! If you have the strength, finish the matter at hand first!"
He is really not in the mood to bother with these things. The approval documents alone are enough for him. Each project comes with a lot of materials. In addition to the construction content of the project itself, there are also various evaluation reports, feasibility studies, etc. , Now the big leader of the unit requires each manager to give his own opinion when drafting a text. This is really killing me!
Rao Wu Chen works overtime every day, and now there are more than ten projects on the desk, many of them have strong relationships with various leaders, and he is not urged, only the leaders are urged, which puts him under great pressure, grandma's!
"Brother, you have to learn to have fun while suffering, don't you know?" Xu Zhifei sucked on Coke, "Now we are a disadvantaged group, with low income and high pressure. Catching rumors, taking meaning out of context, and fearing that the world will not be chaotic, the whole civil servant is like a mouse crossing the street. If I were Guo Degang, I would have to beat him up too!"
"You have to make trouble in the nest when you are suffering? Look at your future!" Although Wu Chen also dislikes some unscrupulous media who confuse right and wrong and stir up social conflicts, but they don't have the awareness yet, so they have to deal with it.I'm just a small soldier, so I can't worry about it so much. It's really nice to have something to eat! "People also want to eat, understand. Hehe, what's the point if you don't let them hype up? Those stars will have to live like you said?"
"That's different. Celebrities are public figures. We are hard-working dicks!" Xu Zhifei took a sip of Coca-Cola and continued to spit: "Damn it, we get more than 4000 dead wages for working hard a month, and they are blind all day long. You can get more than 1 yuan for making up random things, and you can also get addicted to swearing. They all seem to be righteous. You can’t argue with them about income. I will definitely answer you. Civil servants still have gray income! I bought a watch last year. I’m just an ordinary civil servant, what gray income do I have? I can’t even tell the difference between a corrupt official and an official, nor can I tell the difference between an official and a civil servant, so I just call J8 all day long!”
"It's alright, alright, don't be so righteously angry. Hehe, the road is chosen by oneself. Since you have chosen, you should be more patient." Seeing Xu Zhifei's saliva, Wu Chen hurriedly persuaded, if this is photographed and released Go to the Internet, maybe what to say?
After persuading Xu Zhifei, Wu Chen himself was a little bit discouraged. Regardless of other things, there were 42 students in his class, and now his income was the second-to-last, and the last-to-last was an entrepreneur who had nothing to eat all day Ma Zhuo.
Wu Chen thought about it, his total income for the year, salary subsidy provident fund, everything he got and what he didn't get, was not as good as the year-end bonus of many students.
But that's it, every party is always used by other students to talk about it, such as hidden benefits, gray income, in short, you can't argue with it, so that he didn't go out to attend class reunions at all.
Situations like his are actually very common, and it's no wonder that Xu Zhifei can't help but shoot every time he mentions it.This is still the case among classmates, let alone those media that want to gain attention and control the right to speak?In this world, what better theme is there than to provoke "hatred of the rich" and "hatred of officials"?
Every time this topic comes up, both of them feel a little depressed.It was also windy outside, and the sky suddenly darkened.
"It's going to rain!" Wu Chen hurriedly ate up the remaining food in his hand, drank all the coke indiscriminately, and hurried back to the office with Xu Zhifei.
Their unit is in the provincial compound, old and simple, which is exactly what Wu Chen likes.
Due to the limited working conditions, their offices are very crowded. There are four people in an office less than [-] square meters. , there is not even a place to stay.
Every time someone came to visit, they were taken to the small meeting room nearby. If several groups of people came at the same time, they would have to sit and wait in the big meeting room.
While there was still some time, Wu Chen didn't bother to set up the bed. He lay on the table in a daze for a while, and Yoyo felt dizzy and stuffy for a while.
In a daze, some weird pictures began to appear intermittently again, squeezing his head to the point of exploding!I just feel my right eyelid twitching!
hell!It is said that the left eye jumps for money and the right eye jumps for disaster. Could there be any disasters recently? !Just thinking about the election, although I was scolded by Huang Zhichao and felt a little bit useless, it was obviously taking myself as a step down. It stands to reason that I am not only innocent, but also meritorious, so I won’t mess with myself again, right? ?
Never mind!Anyway, I have nothing to worry about!Wu Chen got up and washed his face, then continued to work in a daze.
Because neither of them was considered tall, they were often beaten. Of course, Da Ya received more beatings because of his buck teeth, prominent features and easy to cause trouble.
In the first year of high school, when they lived in the school, they once had a conflict with Long Ze and Du Qin, who came from the fishing village by the sea, because of fetching water. There was a fight.
God chased it!Poor Wu Chen and Da Ya are two small bodies, there is enough for those two muscular men who practice track and field to fight!From the very beginning, the situation was completely one-sided.
It was rare for the two to give full play to the spirit of not being afraid of sacrifice and fighting to the end. Under the intertwined fists and feet, they often blocked each other's fists.
After the fight this time, the two groups of people became buddies, and they often skipped classes together, chatting about Zeng Guofan, Nan Huaijin and so on, all night long, shouting that they hated seeing each other late.
Now when Wu Chen thinks about the sympathy between Da Ya and Du Qin at that time, he gets chills.
Several people went to different schools after they got their undergraduate degree, but they often get together on weekends and live a life without a meal.
After graduation, both Wu Chen and Long Ze stayed in Guangfu. After graduation, Long Ze joined the police force and became a glorious police uncle;Du Qin went back to his hometown to teach and educate people, and continued to mislead his children; Da Ya studied electronic engineering. After graduation, after many twists and turns, he traveled around the Pearl River Delta, and finally went to a foreign company in Tuchuan City. His income was the highest among several people. He pays for party corruption and everything.
"What's the matter, you yelled so loudly, didn't you lose something again?" Wu Chen held the phone a little away from his ears, and asked jokingly, but Da Ya really yelled in the phone: "How do you know?" ? Don’t tell me you made a fortune for me!”
As soon as Wu Chen heard the fortune-telling, Wu Chen thought of Chen Waizui, a little funny: "Stop talking nonsense, it's not like you lost your wallet again, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Da Ya shouting on his mobile phone, "Damn it! Really, I really lost my wallet! Did you cast a spell on me?"
Wu Chen was speechless, "You have lost your wallet three times recently, I said that even if you do it twice, it can't be [-]% like this, right?"
"Damn, you think I want to lose it! It's not Wednesday is the company's sports day. I went to play football in the afternoon and fell asleep on the bus when I got home. When I got home, I found that my wallet was gone. Damn, I even lost a pair of pants , the back pocket was cut so that you can see your underwear! The wallet is gone, the bank card and ID card are all lost!" Da Ya recalled the scene at that time, it was so embarrassing, especially the eyes of the girl in the back row, really It makes people want to cry without tears, "Oh, don't say it, it will be tears if you say it! Get ready to meet me."
"I'm convinced! Come and do it quickly, don't become another Sun Zhigang." Wu Chen was still worried about Da Ya's appearance, and when walking with him on the road, he was often stopped by the police uncle to check his ID card.
This guy's household registration remains in Guangfu, and he has to go back to Guangfu every time he loses his ID card. It is estimated that the little girl in the certificate hall almost thinks that this young man has ideas for her.
"You're Sun Zhigang!" Da Ya replied on the phone. Is there such a thing as a shameless person?How can I say that my brother is also handsome and handsome, everyone loves him! "I'll ask for leave on Friday to do it! Isn't Long Ze going to hold a wedding on the weekend!"
"Success! I'll pick you up then!" Wu Chen hung up the phone as he spoke. It was so hot outside that he was sweating after talking for a while, so he was too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy!
After picking up the phone, I was about to go back when I suddenly saw two dirty beggars squatting on the side of the door.The old man looked about 80 or [-] years old, maybe he was tired from walking, so he leaned against the pillar to rest, and stared blankly at the sky above the road.The little girl looked less than ten years old, lying in front of the glass window, looking at the people eating inside, her eyes were shining.
Wu Chen's heart softened for no reason, and a soreness surged up. Just as he was about to step forward, he saw a female employee in uniform come out, "Go, go, don't stay here with us!"
"Oh..." The old man was startled, looked away, struggled to stand up, and was about to leave with the girl.
"Grandpa, I'm hungry..." The little girl was also quite obedient, following behind the old man, turning her head frequently while muttering in a low voice.
"Wait." Wu Chen hesitated for a while, but still called out. Amidst the surprise of the female employee, he walked over, took out his wallet, and looked at it. There were more than 150 yuan in it. He didn't even think about it. , gave the 100 yuan ticket to the old man, and asked them to wait a while, walked back to the store by himself, bought two set meals with the remaining zero tickets, and handed them to the little girl.
"Let's find a place to eat." Wu Chen looked at the old man and the little girl who were obviously at a loss, and felt sore. There was only so much he could do. He didn't blame the shop assistant, it's not easy for others to open a shop .
Seeing the grandparents walk away, Wu Chen felt a little sad, man, sometimes, even if you want to do good things, you have to have the ability!Just in case I won the jackpot that day or picked up a big leak, and got rich overnight, would I still have this state of mind?
Oh, what are you thinking about!Let's talk about it after taking care of ourselves, Wu Chen walked back to his seat resentfully.
"What's the matter?" Xu Zhifei had almost finished eating the hamburger, and when he saw Wu Chen coming back a little unhappy, he asked while chewing.
"It's okay." Wu Chen responded, picked up the Coke and took a big sip first, a cold feeling went from his throat to his abdomen, he couldn't help shivering, and couldn't help but yelled "It's so cool!".
Just as he was shaking his head, he suddenly saw a girl at the next table glaring at him viciously, couldn't help but blushed, lowered his head, and obediently ate the hamburger.
Xu Zhifei chuckled a few times, swallowed the last bite of the hamburger, leaned over his head, and said to Wu Chen cheaply: "Huang Zhichao's brute, I definitely can't eat it now, haha."
Wu Chen was busy eating hamburgers, but these days, in order to save some money, KFC can't afford it!Hearing what Xu Zhifei said, he raised his head and glared at him, and said vaguely, "Isn't it interesting? You don't have money to eat, and you still mess around all day! If you have the strength, finish the matter at hand first!"
He is really not in the mood to bother with these things. The approval documents alone are enough for him. Each project comes with a lot of materials. In addition to the construction content of the project itself, there are also various evaluation reports, feasibility studies, etc. , Now the big leader of the unit requires each manager to give his own opinion when drafting a text. This is really killing me!
Rao Wu Chen works overtime every day, and now there are more than ten projects on the desk, many of them have strong relationships with various leaders, and he is not urged, only the leaders are urged, which puts him under great pressure, grandma's!
"Brother, you have to learn to have fun while suffering, don't you know?" Xu Zhifei sucked on Coke, "Now we are a disadvantaged group, with low income and high pressure. Catching rumors, taking meaning out of context, and fearing that the world will not be chaotic, the whole civil servant is like a mouse crossing the street. If I were Guo Degang, I would have to beat him up too!"
"You have to make trouble in the nest when you are suffering? Look at your future!" Although Wu Chen also dislikes some unscrupulous media who confuse right and wrong and stir up social conflicts, but they don't have the awareness yet, so they have to deal with it.I'm just a small soldier, so I can't worry about it so much. It's really nice to have something to eat! "People also want to eat, understand. Hehe, what's the point if you don't let them hype up? Those stars will have to live like you said?"
"That's different. Celebrities are public figures. We are hard-working dicks!" Xu Zhifei took a sip of Coca-Cola and continued to spit: "Damn it, we get more than 4000 dead wages for working hard a month, and they are blind all day long. You can get more than 1 yuan for making up random things, and you can also get addicted to swearing. They all seem to be righteous. You can’t argue with them about income. I will definitely answer you. Civil servants still have gray income! I bought a watch last year. I’m just an ordinary civil servant, what gray income do I have? I can’t even tell the difference between a corrupt official and an official, nor can I tell the difference between an official and a civil servant, so I just call J8 all day long!”
"It's alright, alright, don't be so righteously angry. Hehe, the road is chosen by oneself. Since you have chosen, you should be more patient." Seeing Xu Zhifei's saliva, Wu Chen hurriedly persuaded, if this is photographed and released Go to the Internet, maybe what to say?
After persuading Xu Zhifei, Wu Chen himself was a little bit discouraged. Regardless of other things, there were 42 students in his class, and now his income was the second-to-last, and the last-to-last was an entrepreneur who had nothing to eat all day Ma Zhuo.
Wu Chen thought about it, his total income for the year, salary subsidy provident fund, everything he got and what he didn't get, was not as good as the year-end bonus of many students.
But that's it, every party is always used by other students to talk about it, such as hidden benefits, gray income, in short, you can't argue with it, so that he didn't go out to attend class reunions at all.
Situations like his are actually very common, and it's no wonder that Xu Zhifei can't help but shoot every time he mentions it.This is still the case among classmates, let alone those media that want to gain attention and control the right to speak?In this world, what better theme is there than to provoke "hatred of the rich" and "hatred of officials"?
Every time this topic comes up, both of them feel a little depressed.It was also windy outside, and the sky suddenly darkened.
"It's going to rain!" Wu Chen hurriedly ate up the remaining food in his hand, drank all the coke indiscriminately, and hurried back to the office with Xu Zhifei.
Their unit is in the provincial compound, old and simple, which is exactly what Wu Chen likes.
Due to the limited working conditions, their offices are very crowded. There are four people in an office less than [-] square meters. , there is not even a place to stay.
Every time someone came to visit, they were taken to the small meeting room nearby. If several groups of people came at the same time, they would have to sit and wait in the big meeting room.
While there was still some time, Wu Chen didn't bother to set up the bed. He lay on the table in a daze for a while, and Yoyo felt dizzy and stuffy for a while.
In a daze, some weird pictures began to appear intermittently again, squeezing his head to the point of exploding!I just feel my right eyelid twitching!
hell!It is said that the left eye jumps for money and the right eye jumps for disaster. Could there be any disasters recently? !Just thinking about the election, although I was scolded by Huang Zhichao and felt a little bit useless, it was obviously taking myself as a step down. It stands to reason that I am not only innocent, but also meritorious, so I won’t mess with myself again, right? ?
Never mind!Anyway, I have nothing to worry about!Wu Chen got up and washed his face, then continued to work in a daze.
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