Baolu Tianxing

In the blink of an eye, it was Friday. As a brother, he had to help Long Ze with his wedding these few days. Wu Chen found an excuse and asked for a leave of absence.

It was rare that he didn't have to go to work, so Wu Chen fell into a sleepy sleep, and was awakened by the sound of Da Ya's phone when he was dreaming and drooling.

What a mess!Wu Chen muttered and cursed, got up in a daze, washed up, put on his clothes and went downstairs, bought a bottle of milk and a small bread at the grocery store by the side of the road, started the car, and started With the sound of the engine, I finished the morning and then drove slowly to the East Railway Station.

This second-hand Gio was driven from Longze last night. Longze is going to get married in two days, but he is still haunted all day long.It's not easy for the police uncle, he often goes to the spot to feed the mosquitoes!Long Ze didn't have time to pick up people, so Wu Chen had no choice but to accept the errand, and requisitioned the car by the way, since it was rarely used anyway!

According to the customs of Guangfu, Long Ze would bring a group of brothers to the bride's place early in the morning of the wedding day to snatch the bride.

So today, apart from Da Ya, Du Qin also came from his hometown, but he will arrive in the afternoon. In addition, Longze's seven aunts and eight aunts will also arrive early today. The task of picking up people is not easy. .

Hehe, it won't be such a bloody thing to be called out for a mission at a wedding later on, right?Wu Chen thought foolishly all the way, and when he arrived at the East Railway Station, he saw that it was almost 11:30, so he quickly took out his phone and called.

"Big Ya, are you here yet?"

"Damn, I'm here early, and the license plate is being counted! Where are you?" Da Ya's dissatisfied voice came from the phone.

"You didn't call me when you got there. You thought the train was stuck too?! Well, I'm right here at the exit. Yes, Aaron's broken car... I'm sure!" Before Wu Chen finished speaking, he caught a glimpse Da Ya was squatting on the side of the road, with a shopping bag on his shoulder, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, and his eyes were constantly shooting at the legs of the beauties in the crowd.

"Okay! Don't move! I saw you!" Wu Chen hurriedly hung up the phone, rolled down the window, and slowly turned the car away, shouting at Da Ya.

"What are you talking about, you bastard! Didn't you see that I was busy?" Da Ya stood up, smiling wretchedly.Walked to the left car door, "Get down, come down, I'll drive." He dragged Wu Chen down, sat on himself, adjusted the seat, fastened the seat belt, held the steering wheel with one hand, and touched the gear handle with the other. , the whole movement is called a standard smoothness.

But Wu Chen knew that Da Ya's driver's license was bought, so he didn't even know where the driving school opened.

It is said that when the two of them bought a driver's license together, at least he borrowed someone else's private car to practice, and after a lot of hard work, he dared to go on the road.This guy is good, he has never touched the steering wheel at all, if he goes to the exam, the examiner's jaw will drop in fright.

When they bought the driver's license, the Cantonese government was already very strict, so they had to go to Jingdezhen, and in the end they had to take a photo and fill out a form in person.The road was full of bumps and bumps, wandering around for fifteen hours, the two of them were so miserable that they didn't even bother to visit the city of porcelain. After finishing the form, they came back in a hurry.

"Damn it! Why don't you come up, hurry up, this is a temporary parking belt, you can't park, you know?" After Da Ya completed a series of standard movements with concentration, he turned around and found that Wu Chen hadn't gotten into the car yet. Stand by the door!

"Okay, I know there is a temporary parking belt, there is progress!" Wu Chen still folded his hands, motionless, and said with a smile, "Do I dare to sit in your car? I'll just take a taxi."

"Hey, come up, you're crazy! Why are you nervous? I have a special feeling for cars recently. In Tuchuan City, I often borrow Brother Jiu's car to practice on weekends!" Da Ya grinned and said.

Ninth brother is their senior brother. He graduated two years ago. After arriving in Tuchuan City, he jumped into several companies. Later, for some reason, he opened a small shop in the computer city, selling computers and repairing water pipes!I bought a second-hand Wuling Zhiguang to pull goods.

Not to mention the bumps in the body of that car, the rear seats were removed to free up space for loading, leaving only the front two seats, the back of the passenger seat was broken, and you could only sit on it. Bench, if you dare to lean back, just lie down!Every time it is turned on, there are various sounds, and there is no next symphony orchestra.

The car was taken to the scrap yard to be sold, and it probably had to be weighed. Da Ya can actually drive it, which is considered a skill.

"By the way, did you bring your driver's license?" Seeing that Da Ya refused to come down, Wu Chen had no choice but to hope that he didn't bring his driver's license. This is a legitimate move!

"How did being a civil servant turn you into a mother-in-law? There's so much nonsense!" Da Ya shouted angrily, "I lost my ID card, so I can't bring it with me to prove it?" Fortunately, his driver's license is usually useless, so he threw it in the At home, this is not annihilated!

Wu Chen sat on it with some trepidation. Before the door was fully closed, the car rushed out with a "crack".

"Damn it! How long have you practiced?!" Wu Chen turned pale with fright, tightly grasping the handle on the window with one hand, and quickly fastened the seat belt with the other!

"I don't know how long, I can't count! Anyway, there are quite a lot of times, maybe two or three times." Da Ya gritted his teeth and turned the steering wheel, glanced at Wu Chen, and showed a signature smile, "It's okay, brother is a genius! Steady Be steady, you!"

Wu Chen was still in shock and complained in his heart. This is considered to be on a pirate ship, holding on to the handrail and looking ahead. I hope God will bless you!Hearing Da Ya say that he is a genius, he couldn't help but sarcastically said, "Yeah, who doesn't know if someone is a genius or a computer genius!"

When I was in college, once, a girl’s computer in Da Ya’s class broke down, so Da Ya bluffed and promised to help her fix it.In the blink of an eye, on the weekend, Wu Chen happened to be looking for him, so he pulled Wu Chen, and sneaked into the girls' dormitory while the guard aunt was not paying attention.

As soon as he entered the door, Da Ya exclaimed: "Oh my god, this is the girls' dormitory! I thought only our boys' dormitory... Whose underwear are these, so vile, they throw them around without washing them!"

Seeing the girl's face flushed with embarrassment, Wu Chen quickly covered Da Ya's mouth, this dude really sucks!I had no choice but to laugh, and said: "Actually, sometimes, mess is also a kind of beauty. Have you never heard of mess in the wind? How poetic."

Before being chased out by the girl, the two quickly squatted down and began to dismantle the computer amidst the chaos.Da Ya broke out in sweat, the computer didn’t respond at all, I was so anxious, it turned out that the system just crashed a dialog box, reminding me what Office should be installed, and I couldn’t get rid of it no matter how I tried, although it was troublesome, but It can still be used, but now it’s great, it can’t even turn on the machine!

Later, they were so tired that there was nothing they could do, so the two sat down on the spot to smoke and rest.While smoking a cigarette, Da Ya shook his head at the girl, saying that your computer has a serious problem, and I think it needs to be repaired!

At this time, the girl asked weakly: "Is the power not plugged in?" The two of them were a little surprised when they heard this, and they just kept their posture like that, and didn't move for a long time until the cigarette almost burned their hands!Looking back, shit, it's really not plugged in!

"If you want to talk about that, you can't blame me entirely, you weren't there!" Da Ya picked up a cigarette and said leisurely. It has been so long, and according to his face, it would have been wiped out, "Let's talk again You kid, it's not a bad thing! You know how to encourage me to cut paper at such a young age."

When I was young, one day the teacher assigned homework, and the whole class copied a sheet of new characters. As soon as the teacher left, Wu Chen told Da Ya that he was copying a piece of paper anyway, without saying how big it was. The thread was cut into only a small piece in the middle, less than one-third of the original size, so how many words were saved!

When the teacher came back to collect the homework, he looked at it and laughed angrily!Just when Wu Chen was blushing and was about to admit his mistake, Da Ya unexpectedly said that the notebook they bought was originally this big.The result can be imagined.

When the two talked and laughed like this, Wu Chen also felt a lot more relaxed. He was not so nervous, so he let go of the handle, saw Da Ya gnashing his teeth while driving, and continued to expose his scars: "Hey, do you still remember Zhang Xiaoyan? ? That beautiful counselor of yours, haha."

Zhang Xiaoyan was Da Ya's counselor when he was in college. After graduating from undergraduate, he stayed in school and worked as a counselor for undergraduate while studying for graduate school.The little girl was good-looking, with a round face, and a cheerful and lively personality. Many students who had just entered school at that time had a good impression of her, and Da Ya also secretly glanced at her a few times.

Once at night, Da Ya had that kind of teenage dream, woke up a little late in the morning, hurriedly changed his underwear and went to class, threw the leftover underwear by the pillow, thinking about returning to wash at noon.

Finally, when I returned to the dormitory at noon, I was very sad to find that the underwear was placed on the large common table in the middle of the dormitory, and a note was pasted next to it, which read, "Wipe your nose with underwear, if the hygiene is not up to standard, [-] points will be deducted. ", that handwriting clearly belonged to Zhang Xiaoyan.

After the story was spread, Zhang Xiaoyan blushed when she saw Da Ya, and she didn't dare to say a word, which made Da Ya avoid Zhang Xiaoyan.

The two of them wandered about while they were living in poverty, and finished the work of Da Ya first. It was already afternoon, and they picked up Du Qin and rushed to Longze dormitory.

When they arrived, they found that Long Ze, who was the rightful owner, was really not there. Only the father and mother of Long who had come from his hometown in advance, asked to know that Long Ze was in a hurry and was called back.

Da Ya said angrily, this police uncle is really not a human being, he can't even see anyone even after getting married, so he has to serve the people!

Long Ze's parents, sister and brother-in-law are all in their hometown, an honest family who have lived in Linhai Fishing Village for generations.In the early years, I went fishing with other people. Sometimes I went to the Taiwan Strait, and the farthest I went to the Xisha and other waters. It took two or three months to go out. In addition to the high wind and waves, I was often harassed by monkeys on the other side and the Philippines. too dangerous.

Later, he managed offshore farming and made a lot of money, but the environmental pollution became worse and worse. A few years ago, a red tide struck, and he lost all his wealth and owed a huge debt.

In the past few years, he has gradually calmed down. As the only man in the family, Long Ze settled down in the provincial capital and ate public meals. He was about to get married and start a family. Relatives and friends paid special attention to him, so he came here a few days in advance. Those who are busy outside are supporting, and a bunch of seven aunts and eight aunts also arrived today, and they have just settled in a small hotel nearby.

When Wu Chen and the others were studying, they often went to Longze's house to eat seafood. Du Qin himself and Longze belonged to the same village, and he had known his parents for a long time.

Long Ze was not there, Wu Chen, as the landlord, helped the old man with various affairs, there was nothing he could do.Marriage is not tiring, tired is a buddy!