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001 Ma Ergou Reborn

Ma Ergou is reborn!

On a hot summer afternoon, a wave of heat evaporated from the ground scorched by the sun. The big trees on the side of the road looked dejected, and the cicadas on the tops of the trees were singing one after another.Looking around, there are green scenes everywhere, and there are hard-working farmers working in the fields. For this year's harvest, everyone doesn't feel the heat!

At the east end of Jiangdong Village, Niujie Township, different from the closed doors and deserted surroundings, Zhang Erzhu’s house is very lively even though the door is closed. Kneeling profusely in the main room, holding a red sign in his hand, Ma Ergou stood behind him, and from time to time took a piece of cold banana tree bark to hit Zhang Erzhu's waist, shouting in his hand Said: "Avalokitesvara sends a child, first send holy water!"

Zhang Erzhu and his wife Jinhua have been married for more than five years, but they haven't given birth to a boy and a half girl, and they can't find any problems when they go to the hospital for an examination. Seeing that other people's children who have been married for four or five years will be soy sauce, and some have They have two children and three children. The couple are very anxious, and they can't hold up their heads in front of the neighbors without children. When they are invited to a banquet, the couple always feel that they are people along the way. They're all pointing fingers at them.

The two also tried a lot of secret folk recipes in private, but none of them worked.There was really no other way, so I went to Duan Yanshan, the only ghost exorcist in the village, to show the couple to see if they had run into any evil spirits.

It was one evening, Zhang Erzhu and Jin Hua, who had worked in the fields for a day, walked into the yard of Duan Yanshan's house with hoes on their shoulders. Duan Yanshan, a little old man in his fifties, was lying in the yard naked On the bamboo bed in the house, I was fanning the wind with a broken fan.

"Uncle Shan!" Zhang Erzhu politely greeted Duan Yanshan who was lying on the bamboo bed as soon as he entered the yard.

Duan Yanshan turned around and glanced at the two people, knowing that the two people were from the east of Jiangdong Village next door, and the two families had no friendship in normal times, so why did these two people come to his home.

"Come smoke a cigarette!" Zhang Erzhu took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Duan Yanshan who was lying on the bamboo bed. He lit it, and Zhang Erzhu, who was tired all day, sat down on the bamboo bed and lit a cigarette by himself. His wife Jin Hua also called "Uncle Shan", and then saw a low bench in front of the bamboo bed. , so he also sat down on it.

Looking at the situation, Duan Yanshan guessed exactly what the two men came for.Originally, the profession of ghost exorcist is to look at other people's faces, and then grasp their psychology. Just let Duan Yanshan speak, as long as others hesitate a little, Duan Yanshan will tell this person, do you think this is for me, this is for you to eliminate disasters.

It is true that it is for others to eliminate disasters, but Duan Yanshan will bring home the unkilled chickens to worship the ancestors every time after the incident, and the chicken legs of the killed chickens will also be brought back to worship the ancestors. As for money, if you are rich People who are not rich will ask for more, and those who are not rich will ask for less, but they will follow some auspicious figures. The poor will pay 120 yuan for small rituals, and the rich will pay 1000 or two hundred yuan for large rituals.

"It turned out to be the second brother of the Zhang family, why did you come to sit in my thatched hut when you have time!" Duan Yanshan deliberately used words to provoke this second pillar. Only when you act unwilling will people believe you.

"Isn't this here to ask Uncle Shan for help?" Zhang Erzhu took a puff of cigarette, and then spit out a string of smoke rings. At this time, the exhaustion and depression of the day should be released, and it is necessary to relax first. .

Hearing Zhang Erzhu say this, Duan Yanshan knew that he had guessed correctly. The fact that these two had been married for five years and had no children was really frustrating in the countryside.

"What's the matter?" Duan Yanshan asked Zhang Erzhu to express the anxiety in his heart first, and then he could find his concern and reach his heart.

"It's about me and my family's Jinhua. You see, this old cow can't give birth to cubs just to eat. It wasted a lot of my energy!" Zhang Erzhu said this and took another puff of cigarette.

"Didn't this family go to the hospital to watch it? Don't you see that TV shows advertisements every day, saying that Beijing Xingxing Hospital can treat this?"

"Don't mention those crappy hospitals. I went back for an examination. Those doctors touched my body. Not only was it uncomfortable, but I was also charged a lot of money!"

"Oh, that's right. Now, if you don't get two dollars to go to the hospital, you can't look down on the doctor. You see, those doctors wear clothes with such big pockets. Those pockets are used to hold money. If the money is not full If you put it in your pocket, you won't be able to see the disease!"

"***, I get angry when I think about it! Uncle Shan, can you help us see if we have bumped into something unlucky." Zhang Erzhu finally explained his purpose, leaning on the bed at the other end of the bamboo bed On the head, the clothes were lifted to reveal the black belly.

"Oh, it's like this, Ergou, quickly pour a glass of water for Zhang's brother and sister-in-law." Duan Yanshan shouted into the house. When he, an old bachelor, was cheating outside, he would tell others that he was exorcising ghosts. This matter can only be done without a family member, even if Duan Yanshan's personal happiness is sacrificed, the safety of the neighbors must be guaranteed.

"Oh, here we come!" Ma Ergou hurriedly came out from home with a jug filled with cold water in one hand and two large bowls in the other. He handed the two bowls to Zhang Erzhu and Jin Hua, and gave them to everyone Pour two large bowls full of cold water.

"Gudong Gudong~" The two drank the cold water in the bowl in one go, Zhang Erzhu handed the bowl to Ma Ergou first, and then turned his face to see Duan Yanshan pinching his fingers and counting.

"Ergou, are you here to learn from Uncle Shan?" Jinhua said when she finished drinking the water and handed the bowl to Ma Ergou. Xia barely finished a high school, and no one would care about him becoming a snake or a dragon anymore.

"Well, sister-in-law, do you want to drink?" Ma Ergou asked with concern.

"Don't drink, why don't you put these away, we'll pour them out when we want to drink later." Jin Hua said as she lifted up her skirt to wipe the sweat from her face and the corners of her mouth.

Where Ma Ergou was standing, at the moment when Jinhua lifted up her skirt, she happened to see a large area of ​​snow-white skin from Jinhua's neck to her chest, and two bulging steamed buns, like freshly baked steamed buns. It was also steamy, and Ma Ergou's eyes were straightened.

"Ergou, go and get my book for me!" Duan Yanshan's words interrupted Ma Ergou's infinite reverie, and he immediately realized his embarrassment, so he quickly put down the things in his hand and went to the room to get the book went.

Duan Yanshan's education level is only at the level of the fifth or sixth grade, and he barely lost his blindness. He can only understand [-] to [-]% of the books on Fengshui and ghosts and gods in his hand. Vocabulary to deceive these uneducated old men in the countryside.

While Ma Ergou was looking for books in the house, he was thinking absentmindedly, could sister-in-law Jinhua's white and tender body be able to withstand the pressure of a bull like Zhang Erzhu?When Ma Ergou was in high school, all the classmates in his class were literate in terms of sex, but Ma Ergou usually had no spare money except for food, and he didn’t have sex, so he could only borrow from his classmates. I read some plot books of that kind, and every time I read it, he blushed, his neck thickened and his heart beat faster.He who has never seen a real scene can only stop at the stage of fantasy.

Duan Yanshan took the book handed over by Ma Ergou, flipped through it symbolically, and then began to ask Zhang Erzhu some questions.Duan Yanshan, an old Jianghu, must have his own two brushes. When his master was teaching him, he had already shown him all these tricks that didn't require much effort.

There are two rules to these questions. The first point is that it must first limit the object being asked to a frame, which is very vague and very large.Then, the person being questioned must recall some things, and as long as the person being questioned says something similar to the things in this box, the person who is questioning will extract this, saying that this is where there is a ghost.

The person being questioned firmly believed it, so amazing, how come you know things that I don’t even care about?Duan Yanshan has tried and tested repeatedly!

Ma Ergou has also watched a lot of Duan Yanshan's words of convincing others these days, and his heart is full of admiration.But at this time, although he pretended to be listening to the conversation between the two, his eyes looked towards Jin Hua from time to time.

Although Jinhua is a rural woman, she lives in the neighboring Jiangdong Village. There is a big river in front of her house. The woman by the water is very spiritual, and her skin is also very good, white and tender.Since no one had a child, her figure was still perfect, where it should be convex, and where it should be concave.If you dress up for the market day, you will be no different from the beautiful women in those institutions when you go to the streets of the village.Besides, it was a hot day to work in the field, she didn't seem to be wearing a small jacket, and there were two small bumps on the loose T-shirt!

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