Otherworldly Madman

Lin Yang put the two little guys on the ground and said, "No one is allowed to move around for me, unless his ass really wants to be beaten."

Huo Long patted the sleeve that was grabbed by Lin Yang, and said: "I declare in advance that no one can threaten the dragon and the tiger. Now we don't move because we don't want to hurt you. You must know that we are masters!"

Huo Hu also hurriedly said: "Did you hear that, we are not afraid of you, we just don't want to hurt you."

However, although their tone was harsh, they really didn't dare to move under the threat of spanking.

Lin Yang didn't bother to talk nonsense with these two brats, so he said directly: "Listen to me, you two, do you know who was beaten by you just now?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the swollen shop owner whose nose had been picked.

Huo Long said disdainfully: "A master never needs a reason to beat someone, as long as he knows that he is a villain who bullies the weak."

"Then do you know the relationship between this villain and this weak person bullied by the villain?" Lin Yang laughed.

"You don't need to know, anyway, I hit a villain." Huo Long said.

"Yes, yes!" Huo Hu also echoed.

These two little guys almost didn't kill Lin Yang, and said directly to the shop owner: "You should talk about this matter."

The shop owner has a good temper, and now he said with a smile on his face: "You two young masters..."

At the beginning of the conversation, Huo Long interrupted: "Please remove these three words!"

"Oh, yes, yes, the two little masters..."

Just after saying a few words, Huo Hu interrupted again: "Don't add a small word in front, okay? Didn't you see that we are adults? We are dragons and tigers fighting against injustice, and we are masters, do you know?"

Halo, these two little guys are too good at bragging!Just you two kids who have just been weaned and have yet to grow hair, and you keep pretending to be a master. I really don't know how their father educated them.

Lin Yang suppressed his smile and watched the two little guys continue to pretend.

The owner of the store had a bitter face, why did he move so hard today, I met these two little plague gods, but he still had to smile and said: "Two masters, in fact, this kid is my son, I am not a wicked person!"

Upon hearing this, the two little fellows were all dumbfounded, and said in unison: "Then why didn't you just say that!"

The shop owner is extremely depressed, let alone, did you give me a chance to speak just now?As soon as it came up, it started to fight.

Lin Yang laughed and said to Huo Long: "Now you still want to fight against injustice..."

Before he finished speaking, he stopped, and Huo Long, who was standing in front of him just now, suddenly disappeared.When I looked up, I realized that the little guy had already sat back on the chair just now.With arms crossed, eyes lowered, expressionless, the cool expression from before was restored.

Lin Yang whispered secretly: "When did this little guy sit back, I didn't even notice. But he kept pretending to be a master there, isn't he tired?"

I only heard Huo Long with a stern face, without any guilt, still pretending to say: "This matter, it seems to be a misunderstanding, who told you not to make it clear at the beginning. I am a master, I will forgive you if you have a lot. You don't have to thank me anymore, bring the food and wine quickly!"

Lin Yang stared at the half-grown little guy in front of him in astonishment. It was obviously your fault, but now he said forgive him. This kid has a lot of tricks and a bright future!

The shop owner didn't care if he cheated or not, as long as the little ancestor stopped causing trouble, he took his son and left quickly.

Lin Yang didn't intend to leave either, he just sat down and said, "You two little fellows, did you sneak out by yourself?"

Huo Hu was taken aback, "Brother, how could he know that we sneaked out?"

After all, Huo Long is older, and he is not as panicked as his younger brother, but his face changed, and he forced himself to be calm and said: "Hmph, why did you sneak out, I don't understand what you are talking about. Also, who told you to Sit down, leave quickly, be careful to annoy this master, and smack you into a pulp with one palm."

Lin Yang was not angry either, he stretched out his palm and said with a smile, "That's right! But I also know some spanking techniques, I just don't know who is better, you or me?"

When the two little guys heard that they were spanking again, they were frightened by Lin Yang, and unconsciously leaned their little butts back, their faces flushed red with anger, but they didn't dare to say anything to tell Lin Yang to leave.

"Hmph, as a master, I don't have the same knowledge as a mortal like you." Huo Long said magnanimously.

"Tell me, did you two little fellows come from your family?" Lin Yang asked.

"Brother, it's not good, will he tell daddy to take us back?" Huo Hu's face was extremely flustered.

Huo Long was also very panicked, but he was much calmer than his younger brother, and argued: "Who said we came from the family, we dragons and tigers are just out to explore."

"Oh, then may I ask where the dragon and the tiger want to explore?" Lin Yang said with a smile.

"Well, I heard that Bingyan Land Sea is good. We want to go there to explore and make a name for ourselves, so that everyone in the world will know the reputation of Dragon and Tiger." Huo Long said proudly.

When Lin Yang heard this, he almost didn't yell. These two bastards really don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and they even went to explore the sea of ​​​​ice and flames. Just you two little ones will go in to deliver food.

Although these two little guys are pretending to be masters, pretending to be adults, they don't know the heights of heaven and earth!But Lin Yang still has a good impression of the two of them. When he heard that the four villains over there were plotting against these two little guys, he wanted to protect them. He went to the town ahead and brought them to the government. The government came forward to send them home.

Now that they heard that they were going to the Sea of ​​Bingyan, they couldn't be allowed to run around.

"Hey, you are going there too! It happens that we are on the way, how about we go together!" Lin Yang said.

Huo Long and Huo Hu, when they heard that Lin Yang was also going to Bingyan Dihai, they suddenly got up and ran aside, whispering.

"Brother, he also wants to go with us, do you want him to follow?" Huo Hu asked in a low voice.

Huo Long also whispered: "Second brother, he just made us lose face just now, and he almost failed to become a master. Just let him follow and find a way to get revenge."

"But brother, I'm a little afraid of him." Huo Hu said with a guilty conscience.

"Hmph, I'm afraid he will do something. Have you forgotten that he threatened to spank our butts just now? Except father and mother, who dares to spank our dragon and tiger asses, you don't want revenge?" Huo Long said.

When Huo Hu heard about the spanking, he said with a small face, "Of course I want to take revenge, but how do we get revenge?"

"He wants to go with us! Then promise him, but as a servant! At that time, we will be masters, and we can take revenge any way we want." Huo Long's face showed a burst of complacency.

"But brother, can he agree to be our servant?" Huo Hu asked worriedly.

"Second brother, you are so stupid! Let's give him more money, just in case he won't agree!"

"Yes! Why didn't I think of that!"

After the two brothers came back, they heard Huo Long say: "Since you are going to the Sea of ​​Frozen Flames, for the sake of your being not a bad person, I am afraid that you will encounter danger on the way, so this expert will reluctantly agree to you." .But you can go on the road together only if you are our servant."

"Isn't it just a servant! Well, I agree!"

Lin Yang overheard what these two little guys were saying just now, hehe, even if you are a servant, let me see what kind of tricks you two little guys can pull off.

He readily agreed at the moment.

The two brothers didn't expect that Lin Yang agreed so easily, and originally wanted to lure him with some money, but now the two brothers didn't know what to say?

Huo Hu tugged at Huo Long's sleeve, and his inquiring eyes seemed to say, should I give the money now?

Huo Long gave his younger brother a look of how stupid you are, and then said: "Well, since you want to follow our dragon and tiger duo, then recruit you as a servant. From now on, you will..."

"and many more……"

Before Huo Long finished speaking, Lin Yang interrupted him, and then said with a smile: "It's okay to be a servant, but I have rules when I'm a servant."

Both Huo Long and Huo Hu came from everyone, and there are countless servants in the family. They have never heard that servants have rules, so they asked curiously: "What rules do you have?"

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