Otherworldly Madman

Lin Yang moistened his throat and said: "Every servant has his own rules, and I also have three rules, one is not to serve tea and water, two is not to do laundry and sweep the floor, and three is not to make beds and fold quilts!"

Huo Hu was surprised: "Isn't that the same as us?"

"Can a servant make these rules?"

Although Huo Long has been pretending to be cool there, but he is a seven-year-old child after all, so he doesn't understand?There are so many servants in the family, do they all have their own rules? The little face is full of doubts.

"Hey, don't the famous Dragon and Tiger Duo know that servants have rules too?"

Lin Yang couldn't help laughing in his heart, you two brats still want me to be a servant, you must be stupid now.

Brothers Huo Long and Huo Hu felt extremely proud when Lin Yang praised them for their great reputation!How can I say that I don't know, isn't this detrimental to my reputation!

The two brothers hurriedly said in unison: "Of course we know that servants have rules, it was just a test for you."

At this moment, the food and wine were served.

Lin Yang pushed the empty wine glass in front of Huo Hu and said, "Pour the wine for me."

Huo Hu's face flushed with anger, and he said: "You are the servant and I am the master, which master pours wine for the servant?"

Lin Yang was surprised and said: "Hey, little master, don't you know that every servant will be served by the master for three days when he meets the first master! This is common sense!"

"Brother, do you have such common sense?" Huo Hu asked Huo Long anxiously.

Lin Yang suppressed his smile, and said with a serious face: "This is common sense that has been passed down for thousands of years. Does it mean that people as famous as the two masters don't know?"

Huo Long was also suspicious at first, but he heard Lin Yang say that this is common sense that has been passed down for thousands of years. If he said he didn't know, he would be laughed at, and hurriedly said: "I know, I know, of course I know, the second brother just didn't think about it for a while. "

Then he said to Huo Hu: "Second Brother, quickly pour him wine, you forgot that this is common sense!"

How did the two of them know that Lin Yang was deliberately teasing them, and they really thought they had such common sense.

With an aggrieved face, Huo Hu filled Lin Yang with wine.

Lin Yang picked it up and drank it down in one gulp. He put the wine glass away and said, "Refill it for my servant!"

Furious, Huo Hu poured Lin Yang again, and muttered in a low voice: "Why don't you drink to death! Being the master is so uncomfortable, it's better not being the master!"

Lin Yang pretended not to hear, and seeing that the wine glasses of the two little guys were still empty, he said, "Hey, two masters, why don't you drink?"

Only then did the two little guys realize that they hadn't had a drink yet, and hurriedly filled their glasses.

Holding the wine glass, Huo Hu said with a sad face, "Brother, this tastes so good!"

Huo Long said proudly: "What are you afraid of, what hero and master in the world does not drink, come on, second brother, let's do it together."

Instigated by Huo Long, Huo Hu also picked up the wine glass, and the two drank it down.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the wine was in his mouth, he was choked by the strength of the wine and spit it out in one gulp.

"Cough cough..."

"Cough cough..."

The faces of the two little guys were flushed from the choking, they couldn't stop coughing, and their tears were choked out.

"It's so spicy, it's so bad, I don't want to drink any more!" Huo Hu threw the wine glass on the table, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"Cough cough" Huo Long wiped the choked tears from his eyes, and said with lingering fear: "I didn't expect those great heroes and masters to drink such nasty things every day. How can there be fruit juice?"

Seeing the appearance of these two brothers, Lin Yang couldn't help laughing, seeing you two little guys still pretending to be adults?Go ahead and drink your juice.

The four villains who attacked Huo Long and Huo Hu brothers over there had been observing this side, and when they saw Lin Yang joining, one of the four said: "Brother, what do you think that kid is from?"

"Don't worry about him, he looks like a frail scholar, he can be dealt with with one palm, and the plan will continue as usual!"

The eldest of the four obviously dismissed Lin Yang, treating him as a frail scholar.

……

After Lin Yang and the two little guys finished their meal, he inquired like a shop owner, only to find out that the nearest town was also a hundred miles away.I thought to myself that the two brothers could not be sent to the government until tomorrow.

He greeted loudly: "You two little masters, hurry up and pack up your things, it's important for us to hurry."

Huo Hu wondered: "Brother, why do I always feel that we are servants and he is the master?"

"Didn't you listen to what he said? This is common sense. To take a servant, the master has to serve the servant for three days! Don't talk nonsense in the future, and save others from laughing at us dragons and tigers who don't even understand common sense!" Huo Long understood very well. Said.

As soon as they left the shop, the clerk brought the three horses over. Lin Yang saw that the horses of Huo Long and Huo Hu were all colts, one white and one black were very handsome. .

And what made Lin Yang amused was that the two little guys also prepared a small tent, and it seemed that they planned to go camping.

Huo Long and Huo Hu looked at their pony, and then at Lin Yang's tall horse, with strange expressions on their faces.

Lin Yang got on his horse and rode his horse for a few steps. Seeing that they were still standing behind without getting on their horses, he asked curiously, "What's wrong with the two little masters? Why don't you get on your horses?"

"Oh, here we come!" Huo Long hurriedly responded.

I heard Huo Hu say: "Brother, he rides a tall horse, let's ride a pony, this is too shameful."

Huo Long stared and said: "Riding a big horse, can you ride it? If you fall off, your butt will break into eight petals!"

After that, he rode on the pony and chased after him, and Huo Hu had no choice but to follow.

Just after the three left, the four villains also walked out of the hotel.

One of them said: "Brother, the three of them are heading northwest. Do you think we should catch up with them now?"

"Don't worry, go northwest from here, and you won't see the town until tomorrow. They will definitely sleep in the black forest. Let them go for a while, and the four of us will find some chicks to have fun, and we will have a good time at night." Not too late."

When the other three heard that they were looking for a chick, they all laughed loudly.

……

As soon as the three of Lin Yang set off on the road, Huo Long and Huo Hu, the two little guys forgot to pretend to be masters, and had a great time chasing each other along the way.

Seeing them playing so happily, Lin Yang said in his heart, this is how he looks like a child.

After a while, the two of them were playing too crazy, riding the pony, bumping their buttocks sorely and numbly, they kept asking Lin Yang to rest for a while before rushing on the road.

How could Lin Yang care about them? If he followed them to stop at three steps and rest at five steps, he would never even think about rushing to the town in front of him tomorrow.

Seeing that Lin Yang ignored their request, the two little fellows asked Lin Yang to rest as if they were masters.

But as soon as Lin Yang took out the common sense that a master should serve his servants in the first three days, the two brothers were like eggplants beaten by frost—withered.

Enduring the pain in his buttocks with a bitter face, he had no choice but to follow Lin Yang on his way.

The few people rushed on the road until the evening, when the sun was about to set.Lin Yang saw a dense forest not far ahead, and thought, this might be the black forest that the shop owner mentioned.

If we continue on the road, I'm afraid these two little guys really can't hold on.I will sleep here tonight, and I just happen to hunt some game in the forest and sacrifice to the temple of the five internal organs.

Looking at the two little fellows who looked listless behind him, he said loudly, "We'll be sleeping here tonight, you guys go make a fire first, and I'll go hunt some wild game."

Huo Long, Huo Hu, the two brothers heard that they could finally rest, their spirits shook and they cheered.He jumped off the horse in one fell swoop, made a trip on the spot, and stopped moving.

Lin Yang didn't care about them, he just arranged for them to light up the fire, and then went into the black forest to hunt game.

Seeing that Lin Yang was gone, Huo Hu's face was full of anger, and he said angrily: "Brother, have you seen that, he didn't take us seriously at all, and even made us start a fire. We are almost exhausted, and we are not allowed to take a rest, it really pissed me off."

Huo Long thought it was also very angry, "Second brother, we are both dragons and tigers. If others find out and we are led by the nose by a servant, our reputation will definitely be damaged, so we must counterattack and let him know Know how powerful we are!"

Huo Hu must counterattack, and said in surprise: "Brother, do you have any good ideas?"

Huo Long chuckled, took out a pack of medicine powder, and said, "Have you seen this? It's called itch powder. Once it touches your body, it will be unbearably itchy..."

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