Otherworldly Madman

Huo Hu clapped his hands and shouted in joy, but Huo Long covered his mouth, "Shh, don't be so loud, it will break if you hear it!"

After all, he nervously looked around and saw that there was no one, so he felt relieved.

Huo Hu quickly made a silent gesture, and then asked excitedly with a small face: "Brother, why do you have tickle fans?"

Huo Long proudly said: "I stole this from Gao Huwei, and he still has 'I love you a piece of firewood' on him..."

"Brother, what is 'I love you a piece of firewood'?" Huo Hu's thirst for knowledge is still very strong.

Huo Long shook his head and said: "I don't know, how can anyone in the world like a stick, it must be a lie. It's still fun to tickle."

"That's right, big brother is still amazing!" Huo Hu nodded his head and said in admiration.

"But brother, how can I use this thing so that Lin Yang can be fooled?"

"It's not easy, just sprinkle it on him."

"Brother, does this count as a sneak attack?"

"Of course it's not a sneak attack." Huo Long said disapprovingly with a small face: "I heard from Gao Weiwei that some great heroes and heroes, in order to deepen their relationship with women at night, they always drug first. All heroes and heroes do this. What if we just sprinkle some tickling powder!"

"Well, that's good." Huo Hu suddenly asked curiously: "Brother, why do those great heroes and women have to prescribe drugs first to deepen their relationship?"

Huo Long thought for a while and said: "Guard Gao said that only in this way can those great heroes and heroes discuss life with women. But how to discuss, I don't know?"

Huo Hu said with a clear expression: "Oh, so it is like this! Great heroes, great heroes all do such things, I think we have to discuss life with women later, otherwise we would not be great heroes, Great hero!"

If Lin Yang were here, he would definitely scold that guard Gao for being despicable, misleading his children, and destroying the flowers of the motherland.He also said that the big hero, the big hero, drugged women and discussed life.Who the hell has ever seen a great hero discuss life with a woman like this!This is a deed that can only be done by flower pickers and thieves!

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When it was getting dark, Lin Yang came back with the game he had brought in. He saw Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two brothers were still sitting there, not even lighting a fire.

"Why haven't you lived yet? Didn't I arrange for you when I left?" Lin Yang said.

"No, you go to make a fire."

"How could the dragon and the tiger do such a thing as lighting a fire!"

The two little guys said very tuggingly.

"Okay, okay, you two little masters rest, I'll light the fire!"

Lin Yang didn't bother to talk to them, so he put the game aside, found some dry firewood, and opened the fire pocket to start a fire.

Seeing that Lin Yang's back was turned to them, the two little guys were overjoyed, sneaked up behind Lin Yang, picked up the bag of tickling powder, and sprinkled it on Lin Yang.

What kind of person is Lin Yang, only if he plots others, that can make others plot.As soon as he came back, he saw these two little guys had weird expressions and kept peeking at him.I knew in my heart that I must be playing some kind of trick, trying to play tricks on myself.

He didn't speak, just wanted to see which trick they played?

When the two brothers sneaked up behind him, Lin Yang had already noticed.

The two brothers thought that Lin Yang hadn't noticed, so they showed a smug smile, threw the itch powder in their hands towards Lin Yang, and shouted happily: "This is the consequence of you bullying us..."

Unexpectedly, when the medicine powder was about to fall on Lin Yang, he took a sudden step forward, then turned around and waved his sleeves, creating a strong wind, and all the medicine powder still floating in the air were blown away by this A gust of wind hit the two little guys Huo Long and Huo Hu.

These two fake masters, how could they avoid this sudden change, they all stood there stupidly, their whole bodies were covered with medicinal powder, and their two small faces were like powdered clowns, not to mention How embarrassing.

"Brother, what's going on? Don't you want to sprinkle the powder on Lin Yang? Why are we all covered now?" Huo Hu blinked and asked.

"Don't ask me, you ask me, who can I ask?" Huo Long said angrily, "Lin Yang, how can you avoid it, how can you avoid it? You have to stand there without moving!"

Lin Yang watched with amused and angrily, the two brothers who sneaked up on him just now.How naive!Why can't I escape, why can't I escape?Oh, you two are sneaking up on others and still not letting them escape, how can there be such a reason in the world!You two little idiots!

"Hehe, you still want to sneak attack me, now you know how powerful you are? You two troublemakers, why don't you just sit there for me, and play tricks, be careful of your little butts!" Lin Yang said with a smile on his face. Look at these two brothers.

Only then did Huo Long wake up to his plan, which had already been seen through by others, puffed up his cheeks, and shouted angrily: "Okay, so you already knew about it, and you actually treated us like children, how big you are!" guts!"

"Don't treat you as children, why should you still treat you as adults, idiot!" Lin Yang said with a smile.

"You...you...you are an idiot for daring to insult me, I...I want to find you..."

Huo Long's face flushed with anger, and his voice trembled a little, which showed that his temper was not small.When it was said at the end that he wanted to fight Lin Yang, he didn't even say the word "fight".Just yelled.

"It's itchy! It's itchy..."

Huo Long kept scratching his body with his hands.At this time, Huo Hu also started to itch and scratch.

After a while, the two brothers were itchy like being crawled by ten thousand ants.There were bloodstains all over his arms and face.

How could these two little guys bear this kind of discomfort, and they started to cry loudly.

Lin Yang was also taken aback. He didn't know that the two little guys spilled such powerful powder, and he didn't care to teach them a lesson, fearing that they would be in danger.He yelled urgently: "Idiot, quickly take off your clothes!"

Huo Long, Huo Hu, the two of them were scared out of their wits and thought they were going to die. When they heard Lin Yang's voice, they took off their clothes without even thinking about it.

After Lin Yang shouted, he took out a bottle of pills from the colorful space, rushed over, let them swallow one pill at a time.

This time he went to Bingyan Dihai, Xue Qianshan really prepared a lot of pills for him, fearing that there would be some poisonous beasts, so he even prepared detoxification pills, it can be said that everything is available.

This tickling powder is just some low-grade medicinal powder used for pranks. It will not pose any danger to life at all.

Lin Yang didn't know this, so he just took out Xue Qianshan's secret detoxification pill as if it was some kind of poison.If Xue Qianshan saw it, he would definitely cry out.

Under the action of Jiedu Pill, itching powder, a pediatric medicinal powder, was eliminated in just a few breaths.These two little guys have bare buttocks, you look at me, I look at you, with shame on their faces, lowering their heads, no one is ashamed to look at Lin Yang.

Lin Yang was relieved when he saw that nothing was wrong, and said with a joking smile, "Dragon and Tiger look quite heroic with their buttocks bare."

Only then did the two little guys remember that they had already taken off their clothes just now, and now their buttocks are still bare.With a cry of surprise, both of them protected their little buttocks, and immediately got into a bush not far away, not daring to come out.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "They're both men, you two guys are still shy, don't hurry up and find some clothes to put on."

Huo Long poked his head out and said with a bitter face, "But we don't have any clothes anymore!"

"What, no clothes?" Lin Yang laughed dumbly and said, "Since you can bring a tent, you don't even bring a change of clothes!"

Huo Long said embarrassingly: "We have been used to living in tents since we were young, even in the room we still have to sleep in tents, otherwise we won't be able to sleep!"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "These two rich kids still have this hobby!"

He had no choice but to take out his change of clothes from the colorful space and let them put them on first.

Lin Yang's clothes were too big, Huo Long and Huo Hu were only seven or eight years old, and his clothes were so baggy that they could cover them.Huo Hu had just walked a few steps when he tripped over the long hem and fell on his face.

Lin Yang had no choice but to tear the clothes shorter for them. Although they were still baggy, they wouldn't trip over them.Looking at them, he smiled and said, "If you want to attack me sneakily, will you have a long memory now?"

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