Cultivation plug-in

Xiao Yi is liking this game more and more, because in this game you can experience many things that you can't experience in the real world.

Let's take a massage for example. According to the normal plot, if Xiao Yi wants to get a massage for health care, at least he needs to find a job after graduating from university, and hang out in the society for a while to meet some good friends and so on.

There are too many restrictive conditions here, no wonder some people have never done this kind of thing in their entire lives.

But in the game, Lin Fenghong said a few words casually, and she actually took it seriously, and dragged Xiao Yi into the room to start the massage.

Of course, because the world outlook and values ​​are different, the massage that Lin Fenghong thinks about and the massage that Xiao Yi thinks about are two completely different things.

When she was in the sect, Lin Fenghong often helped her seniors and sisters to do massages, and everyone massaged each other.

In the beginning, the daily practice was very tiring, so massaging each other was a very practical way to relax the body.From Lin Fenghong's point of view, massage is only used to cure diseases and strengthen the body, and has no other purpose.

But it's not like this for Xiao Yi, how many girls in the massage parlors of later generations have real kung fu?For Xiao Yi, massage is just a means, a means to quickly narrow the distance between a man and a woman.

So when two different values ​​​​collide with each other, contradictions will inevitably arise!

"Oh my god, Lin Fenghong, what do you want to do? You want to kill me, don't you! Take it lightly, let me tell you, are you going to give me a massage or are you planning to cut me into pieces?"

"Brother Xiao Yi, can you calm down a little? It's been said that it's a massage. You've heard that someone's massage is not so strong. Let me tell you that the massage should be done ruthlessly, otherwise it would be impossible to massage the bruises on your body." Open to achieve the purpose of relaxing muscles and collaterals, understand?"

"I don't understand! How do I see other people's massages are not like this!"

"Obviously the so-called massages you've seen are written by amateurs! Let me tell you that this is an ancestral technique in our family. You can't go wrong. Please, it's almost the same when I put your legs on your head Already!"

"Oh, don't look like this, how can it be put on it! What about pushing the oil as agreed?"

"Look at you, you're just too impatient. Wait until I unblock the meridian for you. Then you will be able to absorb the essence of the medicinal oil more fully, won't you?"

Don't say that Lin Fenghong is not only good-looking, but also really skillful in his hands. Don't look at the rough movements, but the effect is very good.

At the very least, after giving Xiao Yi a massage, he really felt that his back was no longer sore and his legs didn't hurt anymore, and he didn't have to strenuously go up to the fifth floor in one go!But even so, Xiao Yi's face didn't have any happy expression, a cold face always made people feel that he owed him a lot of money.

Originally, it was good to eat downstairs, so I went upstairs only after hearing that it could be used for massage, ice fire, etc. After taking it upstairs, it was almost demolished.

Forget it, the technique is obviously not very skilled, and the oil you push is not known which manufacturer produced the Sanwu product, and you still have the cheek to ask others to thank her?Where's the face?

"Captain, you look much better. I heard you had a massage?" Han Bailu, who came back from the City Lord's Mansion, couldn't help but stepped forward to tease Xiao Yi after seeing Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi glared at him fiercely and said: "Of course, there is nothing to say about the stupid girl's tricks. If you don't believe me, I will ask her to massage you for a while, and I promise to kill you! Can you say something else? Things, how did you go to the city lord to handle things?"

"I'm just here to announce the good news to you. The city lord is very satisfied with our performance. You see, I have brought back all the rewards." Han Bailu took out two magic weapons from his body, and the right to distribute the magic weapons still exists. In Xiao Yi's hand.

After looking at it, Xiao Yi sighed and said to himself that it is indeed an ordinary thing now, he waved his hand casually and said: "You guys see the division, and it will be good to replace the spirit stone when the time comes. By the way, Did the city lord say when he plans to get rid of the century-old ghost king?"

"It seems that this has not been decided yet. The city lord said that he still needs to discuss it with his subordinates, and then he will not be able to issue the specific arrangements. Maybe there will be a meeting first!"

As soon as Xiao Yi heard this, he knew that there was no hope in a short time, bureaucracy killed people!Hold a meeting, and then everyone will be able to argue for a long time for that little benefit. God knows if the century-old ghost king has already started to go berserk by the time everyone is really ready to do it.

"Did you say when the meeting will be held? Who should hold the meeting?"

"It seems that the task will be released later, but anyone who accepts the task can go to the Lord's Mansion for a meeting, and the distribution of rewards will be announced at that time. Captain, you see that our team is now a little famous, and when the time comes Do you want to fight for the first place?" Han Bailu asked excitedly, just now he and Xu Ziyuan submitted the task items, which made him and their reputation increase a lot.

Xiao Yi stretched his waist and said: "Let's talk about it, we will participate in this mission, but we will definitely not be the leader. The purpose of our participation in the mission this time is to follow the world and experience the atmosphere of a large-scale battle. Whether you can't get the reward is secondary, it doesn't matter, everyone's safety comes first."

That's what Xiao Yi really thought. When the time comes, a giant monster of the century-old ghost king's level will definitely not be able to be dealt with by himself, and he may have to fill it with human lives.Since no one dies in war, it's hard to say, Xiao Yi doesn't care as long as the person who dies is not his own.

He never thought that he would be able to finally kill the ghost king and get the magic weapons promised by the city lord. His thoughts were not on this at all.

As long as he can see the century-old ghost king Xiao Yi, he intends to stand in the safest place to watch from the perspective of the battle. It is naturally good that everyone can survive the fight. If he can't beat him, he will be the first to apply oil on his feet.

At that time, whoever wants to grab the last kill can do whatever he wants, anyway, as long as the boss dies, he will definitely drop equipment, and only Xiao Yi can see these equipment, how comfortable it is!

"The captain is wise, let them go online when the time comes, let's wait and see for a while."

"That's how it is. I'm going back to my room first. Call me if you have anything to do." After speaking, Xiao Yi patted Han Bailu's shoulder and went back to his room.

According to his experience, these bureaucratic people want to decide something and can't figure it out in ten days and half a month, so he doesn't have so much time to wait in this place, so let's go back to the real world first.

Coming out of the game, Xiao Yi found that Ning Yuruo had fallen asleep, listening to Wei Ruo's even breathing from the other side of the room, Xiao Yi still felt unreal.

Thinking of how foolishly he confessed his love to Ning Yuruo today, Xiao Yi's face became hot.At that time, I was also stupid, Ning Menghu just said it so casually, why did I take it seriously?

But I don't regret it after I finished speaking, anyway, it is indeed a feeling in my heart, since Ning Yuruo doesn't accept it, then I can be better friends with her, ordinary friends.

Just when Xiao Yi was thinking about how he would greet Ning Yuruo tomorrow morning, the anti-theft door was opened, and a figure sneaked in from the outside.

Obviously, there are only three people who have the keys to Xiao Yi's house, and now two of them are already at home, so the one who just came in must be Su Lan.

Because the lights in the room were not turned on, Xiao Yi couldn't see it very clearly, but judging from the other party's size, it should be Su Lan.

Su Lan didn't seem to see Xiao Yi when she entered the room, she just started looking after her slippers.Xiao Yi didn't know what was wrong, and he didn't want to talk at this time, so he didn't say hello.

But after a while Xiao Yi felt that he had to talk, because Su Lan started to take off his clothes after taking off his shoes!By the way, this isn't their house, why don't they know how to hide it?

Xiao Yixin asked how to do this to show his favor?Did the fact that I didn't speak just now make Su Lan mistakenly think that she was asleep now?Do you really want to lie down on the bed and pretend to sleep?

"Ahem!" After thinking about it, Xiao Yi felt that it would be better to remind the other party, otherwise there would be a real misunderstanding, and both of them would not look very good.

Su Lan, who was about to take off her skirt just now when she heard the noise, immediately turned her head to look at Xiao Yi and said, "Hey, Xiao Yi, why are you here, good evening!"

"Good evening? Why can't I be here, this is my home!" Xiao Yi was almost amused by Su Lan's words, what's wrong with this child, why does he have a funny feeling.

Su Lan hiccupped and said, "Yes, yes, this is your house. I remembered. I'm staying at your house temporarily. Look at my brain."

When she said these words, Su Lan's hands were tightly holding on to her skirt, but after she finished speaking, she let go of her hand, and the skirt on her buttocks slipped to the bottom of her feet in an instant.

This wasn't over yet, when she slipped to the soles of her feet, she kicked her skirt casually twice and rushed into the toilet impatiently. Soon there was a clear sound of water flowing in the toilet.

But at this time, Xiao Yi guessed that there was a vague smell of alcohol, and the beauty of Bingshan actually drank, and she was very drunk.

Just before Xiao Yi's mind could analyze what was going on, Su Lan had already walked out of the toilet, she walked in front of Xiao Yi unsteadily, and then hit Xiao Yi's ass. body!

"Honey, pour me a glass of water!"