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Chapter 132 Drunk Su Lan
It's messed up, it's completely messed up, I feel that nothing is normal tonight, the usual Bingshan beauty is now lying in Xiao Yi's arms with winking eyes and calling him baby.
Xiao Yi lowered his head and smelled it, and was almost suffocated by the smell of alcohol on Su Lan's body. It was because of how much he drank that he became like this. He couldn't have been drinking at the bar after leaving the house!
"Water!" Now that Su Lan had entered a semi-comatose state, Xiao Yi felt that it was already very difficult for her to come back from the outside by herself, and there was really no way to force anything.
Putting Su Lan on the sofa, Xiao Yi got up and poured a glass of water for Su Lan to drink slowly. During this time, some water ran out of Su Lan's mouth and flowed into Su Lan's chest mischievously. Xiao Yi wondered whether he should clean up Su Lan.
As soon as Xiao Yi put down the cup, Su Lan suddenly put her arms around his neck, and her whole body stuck to Xiao Yi's body as if she had no bones.
"It's bad. Could it be that Su Lan finally couldn't help but want to do something to me after she was drunk? Did I give in to her half-heartedly? Or did I push her away and tell her that the two of us can't make mistakes?"
It was obvious that Xiao Yi was thinking too much, because just as he was about to lower his head to see if there was any advantage he could take advantage of, Su Lan burped suddenly, and the strong smell of alcohol almost made Xiao Yi unable to find the southeast and northwest.In this situation, let alone taking advantage of others, Su Lan is thankful for not taking advantage of Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi used to think that holding a drunk beauty in his arms must be very nice.But now that he finally understood, it felt pretty bad.
"Su Lan, Su Lan has woken up. If you want to go to bed, go to wash or go back to sleep in the room without washing. Don't stay in this place, don't catch a cold."
In fact, what Xiao Yi was thinking in his heart was that if he wanted to sleep, he should go back to his own room to sleep. What's the matter with occupying his sofa in his place now?
In addition, if the smell on his body is to harm Ning Yuruo, he should also go back to harm Ning Yuruo. Anyway, the relationship between the two people is already incompatible, so this contradiction is not bad.
Who knew Su Lan who was in a daze shook her head and said, "No, I haven't showered and brushed my teeth yet, and I will disturb Ruo Ruo when I go back. I can't go back at this time."
"Huh? Then you have the nerve to stay in this place and harm me? Don't act like this, you are also deadly enemies. Since you are deadly enemies, don't think about such things. It is what you want to do to make trouble for the other party." Bar!"
Xiao Yi was completely confused, Su Lan's state is very abnormal now, what does it mean to affect Ning Yuruo, isn't affecting Ning Yuruo what she wants to do most.
Now Su Lan gave Xiao Yi the feeling that she and Ning Yuruo were not rivals, but good friends, and Su Lan was even more like Ning Yuruo's sister who wanted to accommodate Ning Yuruo.
"Then what should I do? There should be no way to wash away your current situation. I'm afraid what should you do if you faint after going in to take a bath?"
In fact, if Su Lan really wanted to go in to take a bath, Xiao Yi wouldn't stop her. It would be great if she really fainted, then he would be able to rush in openly and carry Su Lan out, even Su Lan couldn't take advantage of it. say what.
But who knew that Su Lan nodded after hearing these words and said, "That's right, so I just said that I'll make it at your place tonight, Xiao Yi, you probably don't mind!"
"Ah? What do you mean? You want to sleep with me? Student Su Lan, this is not good, you see, although we are good friends, we still have to talk about the differences between men and women. Even if you are very relieved of me, But sometimes I'm really worried about myself!"
After hearing this, Su Lan burst out laughing, and she said to Xiao Yi with blurred eyes: "Look at your stupidity, if you really have the guts, then I'll take advantage of you tonight, and you're fine, I'm just afraid that you have a wicked heart." How dare you. You see, the sofa in your house is quite big even after it’s folded down, so the two of us sleep on one side, so it’s fine if we don’t interfere with each other.”
Xiao Yi felt that he was being underestimated, so he didn't understand why a girl could be so arrogant, did she really think he didn't dare to do anything?
Of course, Xiao Yi also admitted in his heart that even if Su Lan was drunk now, he would not dare to really do anything to her.
The education he has received for so many years is still effective, at least Xiao Yi can't do things like taking advantage of others' dangers.Love or sex is what you want, if you coerce it unilaterally, it's meaningless.
In addition, Xiao Yi still hasn't figured out why Su Lan, who is usually cold, is so abnormal tonight, it's not logical!
Since Su Lan insisted on being like this, Xiao Yi could only nod his head in agreement. He was determined not to sleep on the floor foolishly. The ground was very cold, and if he slept on the floor for one night, he might be useless.
"Wait a minute, I'll go to Ruo Ruo's room to get some quilts, you go and brush your teeth." After speaking, Xiao Yi sneaked into Ning Yu Ruo's room in a panic.
I don't know if Ning Yuruo is sleeping soundly now, if she finds out, she might think that Xiao Yi is planning to do something.
Everything is fine, when Xiao Yi carried Su Lan's quilt out of Ning Yuruo's room, Ning Yuruo was still lying on the bed and sleeping, Xiao Yi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
But as soon as the quilt was put down, there was a heart-piercing sound of vomiting from the toilet.Xiao Yi rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and found that Su Lan was throwing up while holding the toilet.
Even when a beautiful woman is drunk and vomits, she doesn't look good. She also has a red face and a thick neck, and the smell of the vomit is also very unpleasant.
What's worse is that Su Lan's body has already been vomited dirty by herself, and she is lying limply on the ground at this moment, unable to get up.
Su Lan looked at Xiao Yi who rushed in and smiled foolishly: "I'm sorry, Xiao Yi, for making your toilet dirty."
"Don't be too polite at this time, okay?" Xiao Yi felt his head was about to explode, seeing how Su Lan looked like he couldn't get up, did he want to float him?
Su Lan's body is not heavy, but the key is that there is nowhere to start!
Suppressing the nausea, Xiao Yi stretched out his hand and pulled the opponent up from the ground, but who knew that Su Lan had a violent reaction to this force, and a big mouthful of vomit directly vomited onto Xiao Yi's body.
"Hey, you're dirty too!" Su Lan was so drunk that she couldn't tell what was good and what was bad, but she could still say these words with a smile at this time.
"Xiao Yi, you have to calm down, who hasn't been drunk, even if Su Lan vomits on you, you can't act too aggressively. I know you really want to stuff Su Lan into the toilet and flush it down the sewer , but you can't do this, who made her your good friend!"
He looked at himself, and then at Su Lan's body. Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and took off his shirt, and then stripped off Su Lan's clothes!
Xiao Yi felt that anyway, Su Lan was so drunk that she couldn't tell north from south, so she shouldn't mind helping her take off her clothes.
If she was awake and knew that she was covered with vomit, what Su Lan would have to do was also to take off her clothes.
After doing all this, Xiao Yi looked at the pants Su Lan was wearing, gritted his teeth, reached out and began to untie Su Lan's belt.
"Well, what kind of pants does a girl wear in summer without a skirt? How hard is it for a man to take off your pants? Or this kind of tight jeans, I'm really exhausted!"
Xiao Yi used to daydream a lot in the past. He once dreamed that one day he would take off Su Lan's pants with his own hands. This is such a lovely scene. Whenever he thinks of this place, Xiao Yi will be very excited.
But when something happened, the feeling was different. Now Xiao Yi didn't feel any other feeling except tiredness.The ambiguity and heartbeat are all nonsense, what Xiao Yi wants to do the most is to quickly help Su Lan take off his pants and clean up the vomit.
"Xiao Yi, you are so bad, how can you take off other people's pants, do you really want to do something to me? Forget it, I don't have the strength or thought to resist now, just be gentle, just treat it as a It's cheap for you kid!"
It was obvious that the drunk Su Lan had started talking nonsense now, she thought that Xiao Yi took off her pants to do that kind of thing with her.
He was already sweating profusely from exhaustion, but now Xiao Yi felt even more aggrieved when he heard what Su Lan said.
"Shut up, if you dare to say anything else, believe it or not, I will throw you on the street right now!"
In the end Su Lan's body was stripped by Xiao Yi until only underwear and panties were left. What was even more amazing was that Xiao Yi didn't want to see Su Lan's body at all.Because the next thing he has to do is very serious, how can he clean up the toilet, there is too much vomit on the ground!
Xiao Yi went back to the living room and helped Su Lan get a cup of warm sugar water and stuffed it to the other party, saying: "Sit here and drink water obediently, I'm going to clean this place. I'll help you wash your body after cleaning the toilet. Now Be obedient and don't move!"
Fortunately, after Su Lan got drunk, she had no problems other than throwing up everywhere. Xiao Yi saw that she had calmed down and started flushing the toilet.At this time, Su Lan was holding a water glass in her hand and was watching Xiao Yi busy in the toilet with a smirk.
It took Xiao Yi half an hour to clean the toilet, and when he was about to take a break to clean up for Su Lan, he suddenly felt someone lying on his back.
I only heard an indescribable charm in Su Lan's voice: "Xiao Yi, you are really a good candidate to be a husband. You are so capable and good at taking care of others. Let me rely on you, so comfortable!"
If it's just leaning on, Xiao Yi doesn't have any objections, but he has a lot of objections to Su Lan taking off her underwear inexplicably and then leaning on her.
Xiao Yi lowered his head and smelled it, and was almost suffocated by the smell of alcohol on Su Lan's body. It was because of how much he drank that he became like this. He couldn't have been drinking at the bar after leaving the house!
"Water!" Now that Su Lan had entered a semi-comatose state, Xiao Yi felt that it was already very difficult for her to come back from the outside by herself, and there was really no way to force anything.
Putting Su Lan on the sofa, Xiao Yi got up and poured a glass of water for Su Lan to drink slowly. During this time, some water ran out of Su Lan's mouth and flowed into Su Lan's chest mischievously. Xiao Yi wondered whether he should clean up Su Lan.
As soon as Xiao Yi put down the cup, Su Lan suddenly put her arms around his neck, and her whole body stuck to Xiao Yi's body as if she had no bones.
"It's bad. Could it be that Su Lan finally couldn't help but want to do something to me after she was drunk? Did I give in to her half-heartedly? Or did I push her away and tell her that the two of us can't make mistakes?"
It was obvious that Xiao Yi was thinking too much, because just as he was about to lower his head to see if there was any advantage he could take advantage of, Su Lan burped suddenly, and the strong smell of alcohol almost made Xiao Yi unable to find the southeast and northwest.In this situation, let alone taking advantage of others, Su Lan is thankful for not taking advantage of Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi used to think that holding a drunk beauty in his arms must be very nice.But now that he finally understood, it felt pretty bad.
"Su Lan, Su Lan has woken up. If you want to go to bed, go to wash or go back to sleep in the room without washing. Don't stay in this place, don't catch a cold."
In fact, what Xiao Yi was thinking in his heart was that if he wanted to sleep, he should go back to his own room to sleep. What's the matter with occupying his sofa in his place now?
In addition, if the smell on his body is to harm Ning Yuruo, he should also go back to harm Ning Yuruo. Anyway, the relationship between the two people is already incompatible, so this contradiction is not bad.
Who knew Su Lan who was in a daze shook her head and said, "No, I haven't showered and brushed my teeth yet, and I will disturb Ruo Ruo when I go back. I can't go back at this time."
"Huh? Then you have the nerve to stay in this place and harm me? Don't act like this, you are also deadly enemies. Since you are deadly enemies, don't think about such things. It is what you want to do to make trouble for the other party." Bar!"
Xiao Yi was completely confused, Su Lan's state is very abnormal now, what does it mean to affect Ning Yuruo, isn't affecting Ning Yuruo what she wants to do most.
Now Su Lan gave Xiao Yi the feeling that she and Ning Yuruo were not rivals, but good friends, and Su Lan was even more like Ning Yuruo's sister who wanted to accommodate Ning Yuruo.
"Then what should I do? There should be no way to wash away your current situation. I'm afraid what should you do if you faint after going in to take a bath?"
In fact, if Su Lan really wanted to go in to take a bath, Xiao Yi wouldn't stop her. It would be great if she really fainted, then he would be able to rush in openly and carry Su Lan out, even Su Lan couldn't take advantage of it. say what.
But who knew that Su Lan nodded after hearing these words and said, "That's right, so I just said that I'll make it at your place tonight, Xiao Yi, you probably don't mind!"
"Ah? What do you mean? You want to sleep with me? Student Su Lan, this is not good, you see, although we are good friends, we still have to talk about the differences between men and women. Even if you are very relieved of me, But sometimes I'm really worried about myself!"
After hearing this, Su Lan burst out laughing, and she said to Xiao Yi with blurred eyes: "Look at your stupidity, if you really have the guts, then I'll take advantage of you tonight, and you're fine, I'm just afraid that you have a wicked heart." How dare you. You see, the sofa in your house is quite big even after it’s folded down, so the two of us sleep on one side, so it’s fine if we don’t interfere with each other.”
Xiao Yi felt that he was being underestimated, so he didn't understand why a girl could be so arrogant, did she really think he didn't dare to do anything?
Of course, Xiao Yi also admitted in his heart that even if Su Lan was drunk now, he would not dare to really do anything to her.
The education he has received for so many years is still effective, at least Xiao Yi can't do things like taking advantage of others' dangers.Love or sex is what you want, if you coerce it unilaterally, it's meaningless.
In addition, Xiao Yi still hasn't figured out why Su Lan, who is usually cold, is so abnormal tonight, it's not logical!
Since Su Lan insisted on being like this, Xiao Yi could only nod his head in agreement. He was determined not to sleep on the floor foolishly. The ground was very cold, and if he slept on the floor for one night, he might be useless.
"Wait a minute, I'll go to Ruo Ruo's room to get some quilts, you go and brush your teeth." After speaking, Xiao Yi sneaked into Ning Yu Ruo's room in a panic.
I don't know if Ning Yuruo is sleeping soundly now, if she finds out, she might think that Xiao Yi is planning to do something.
Everything is fine, when Xiao Yi carried Su Lan's quilt out of Ning Yuruo's room, Ning Yuruo was still lying on the bed and sleeping, Xiao Yi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
But as soon as the quilt was put down, there was a heart-piercing sound of vomiting from the toilet.Xiao Yi rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and found that Su Lan was throwing up while holding the toilet.
Even when a beautiful woman is drunk and vomits, she doesn't look good. She also has a red face and a thick neck, and the smell of the vomit is also very unpleasant.
What's worse is that Su Lan's body has already been vomited dirty by herself, and she is lying limply on the ground at this moment, unable to get up.
Su Lan looked at Xiao Yi who rushed in and smiled foolishly: "I'm sorry, Xiao Yi, for making your toilet dirty."
"Don't be too polite at this time, okay?" Xiao Yi felt his head was about to explode, seeing how Su Lan looked like he couldn't get up, did he want to float him?
Su Lan's body is not heavy, but the key is that there is nowhere to start!
Suppressing the nausea, Xiao Yi stretched out his hand and pulled the opponent up from the ground, but who knew that Su Lan had a violent reaction to this force, and a big mouthful of vomit directly vomited onto Xiao Yi's body.
"Hey, you're dirty too!" Su Lan was so drunk that she couldn't tell what was good and what was bad, but she could still say these words with a smile at this time.
"Xiao Yi, you have to calm down, who hasn't been drunk, even if Su Lan vomits on you, you can't act too aggressively. I know you really want to stuff Su Lan into the toilet and flush it down the sewer , but you can't do this, who made her your good friend!"
He looked at himself, and then at Su Lan's body. Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and took off his shirt, and then stripped off Su Lan's clothes!
Xiao Yi felt that anyway, Su Lan was so drunk that she couldn't tell north from south, so she shouldn't mind helping her take off her clothes.
If she was awake and knew that she was covered with vomit, what Su Lan would have to do was also to take off her clothes.
After doing all this, Xiao Yi looked at the pants Su Lan was wearing, gritted his teeth, reached out and began to untie Su Lan's belt.
"Well, what kind of pants does a girl wear in summer without a skirt? How hard is it for a man to take off your pants? Or this kind of tight jeans, I'm really exhausted!"
Xiao Yi used to daydream a lot in the past. He once dreamed that one day he would take off Su Lan's pants with his own hands. This is such a lovely scene. Whenever he thinks of this place, Xiao Yi will be very excited.
But when something happened, the feeling was different. Now Xiao Yi didn't feel any other feeling except tiredness.The ambiguity and heartbeat are all nonsense, what Xiao Yi wants to do the most is to quickly help Su Lan take off his pants and clean up the vomit.
"Xiao Yi, you are so bad, how can you take off other people's pants, do you really want to do something to me? Forget it, I don't have the strength or thought to resist now, just be gentle, just treat it as a It's cheap for you kid!"
It was obvious that the drunk Su Lan had started talking nonsense now, she thought that Xiao Yi took off her pants to do that kind of thing with her.
He was already sweating profusely from exhaustion, but now Xiao Yi felt even more aggrieved when he heard what Su Lan said.
"Shut up, if you dare to say anything else, believe it or not, I will throw you on the street right now!"
In the end Su Lan's body was stripped by Xiao Yi until only underwear and panties were left. What was even more amazing was that Xiao Yi didn't want to see Su Lan's body at all.Because the next thing he has to do is very serious, how can he clean up the toilet, there is too much vomit on the ground!
Xiao Yi went back to the living room and helped Su Lan get a cup of warm sugar water and stuffed it to the other party, saying: "Sit here and drink water obediently, I'm going to clean this place. I'll help you wash your body after cleaning the toilet. Now Be obedient and don't move!"
Fortunately, after Su Lan got drunk, she had no problems other than throwing up everywhere. Xiao Yi saw that she had calmed down and started flushing the toilet.At this time, Su Lan was holding a water glass in her hand and was watching Xiao Yi busy in the toilet with a smirk.
It took Xiao Yi half an hour to clean the toilet, and when he was about to take a break to clean up for Su Lan, he suddenly felt someone lying on his back.
I only heard an indescribable charm in Su Lan's voice: "Xiao Yi, you are really a good candidate to be a husband. You are so capable and good at taking care of others. Let me rely on you, so comfortable!"
If it's just leaning on, Xiao Yi doesn't have any objections, but he has a lot of objections to Su Lan taking off her underwear inexplicably and then leaning on her.
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