we are bad boys

After writing this, I have to introduce what Xihuayuan is. Xihuayuan is located on the edge of the urban area of ​​our city. Understand, then I tell, it is the crematorium, the cemetery, in my city it is called Second Cremation.

Since Wang Mumu and Chenchen are not from this city, and they also have a taste of entering the city, they don't know the basic buildings of our city at all, so a joke by Leilei made a series of absurd events.

In order for everyone to see clearly, the perspective at this time is temporarily shifted to Wang Mumu and Chenchen. All the things that happened below were told to me by these two women.

Wang Mumu and Chenchen happily put on new clothes. Of course, their new clothes were two clean clothes picked out from a pile of unwashed clothes. Wang Mumu specially made a hairstyle and used pomade on the head Caught like a hedgehog, wearing a pair of sunglasses, not to mention how stylish it is.

After borrowing money from me, these two idiots started a strange journey. Due to the winter, it was very dark early, and it was already completely dark after six o'clock. When this time comes in our city, the taxis will take over. Time, it is very difficult to take a taxi, so the two idiots stood for more than an hour in the bitter cold wind.

For more than an hour, Wang Mumu kept one movement, that is, raised his hands to the side of his head, so as to resist the cold wind. Who knew that this silly b had a very long face, and his palms were obviously not enough. The pomade that had just been hardened and not yet dry was frozen into icy lumps in an instant. If he was fighting someone at this time, he could kill someone with the hair on his head.

"Mumu, it's too cold, let's find someone who rides tricycles?" Chenchen shivered from the cold, and made a pertinent suggestion.

"****, can you fucking be more ashamed of yourself? Have you ever seen a girl and rode three rounds to go there? Besides, the place Leilei is looking for is not allowed to enter by three rounds at all!!" Wang Mumu was rarely serious.

"You fucking stupid, do you have to ride in? Can't you park on the street and let us walk in?" Chenchen couldn't stand the cold.

"You know Xihuayuan, where is it?" Wang Mumu asked with his ignorant eyes squinting while protecting his head.

"I know... I haven't been there before! It's not too far, let's go, find a tricycle ride!!" Chenchen let go of her big feet and started to run.

Wang Mumu protected his head, followed closely behind, the two of them searched for a long time, and finally saw a group of three-wheelers at the street corner, the two of them ran as fast as if they saw their own father.

"Brother, where are you going?" A tricycle rider greeted the two of them. This kind of human-powered tricycle is used to pull relatively close. If you go far away, you may be caught by the traffic police.

"Xihua Garden!" Wang Mumu said with a hint of complacency in his tone.

"Where are you going? What are you doing? It's so late!" The three-wheeled rider was puzzled.

"Eat!" Wang Mumu said proudly.

"Is there still food there?" Qi Sanlun was already a little dazed at this time, carefully sizing up the two people, looking at Wang Mumu, who was full of thorns, wearing big sunglasses, and was very cool, followed by a gorilla-like man Boy, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a mental illness.

"Fuck, what is the ink stain? Do you want to go!!" Wang Mumu also said a little coldly, impatiently.

"How much did you pay? It's a bit far away..." The three-wheeler probably didn't make much money in a day. Although he met two dishonest young people, he still wanted to take over the job.

"I'll give you fifteen, okay! On such a spacious avenue, you can drive hard without getting stuck in traffic!!" Wang Mumu began to bargain.

"That road is indeed spacious, and there are no fucking people. The problem is that it is a bit unlucky. You should add some!!" The three-wheeled man hesitated.

"I'll give you another two yuan, and I'll keep it in my pocket. You can leave me three yuan for water money, okay?" Wang Mumu said his bottom line.

"Get in the car, let's go!" The three-wheeled answer was extremely concise.

Wang Mumu and Chenchen sat in the air-tight carriage, bumping all the way, happily marching towards the Second Cremation, the tricycle became more and more remote, and there were almost no pedestrians on the road, it was dark and scary.

"Where is this fucking place? Are they going out of the province??" Chenchen looked at the dark road and said tremblingly.

"A high-end place, of course, is different. I heard that many awesome clubs are fucking in the suburbs. They are full of beauties, celebrities, long legs, and beautiful quacks!!" Wang Mumu pretended to understand. .

"He won't find a place where no one is around, and snatch us away?" Chenchen was still worried, feeling something was wrong, Wang Mumu said indifferently, "He's the one who pedals three wheels, We have more than enough to train him, and we still don’t know who the hell is going to steal who!!”

The tricycle finally stopped at the gate of Xihuayuan. Wang Mumu and Chenchen, who were as cold as wolf dogs, kept panting heavily. Wang Mumu looked at the gate of Xihuayuan with some doubts.

I saw that the decoration of the gate was extraordinarily gorgeous, especially tall, and the wrought iron art of the gate alone could not be bought for twenty or thirty thousand.

"It's so majestic, this is the place to eat!!" Wang Mumu said with emotion towards the door.

"Why is this place so gloomy? It's so dark!!" Chenchen was a little puzzled.

"You know what, this place must be kept a little more mysterious in order to prevent the paparazzi from invading!!" Wang Mumu taught.

"Brothers, you paid the car fare and are chatting, okay?" The tricycle rider was pedaling for more than an hour. He was so tired that he was covered in sweat. He took off his hat and his hair was covered with white smoke. It was a bit like Liaozhai.

"Here, brother, can you come to this kind of place, are you short of money? Hurry up, give me three yuan!!" Wang Mumu took out the wrinkled 20 yuan and handed it over.

The three-wheeled rider looked at him with extremely weird eyes, Wang Mumu looked at his eyes, remembered what Leilei said, don't pay attention to other people's weird eyes, because this place is too fucking high-end, thinking of this, Wang Mumu immediately puffed up his chest.

The tricycle rider retrieved Wang Mumu, three yuan, and rode a tricycle like crazy, running for his life. He can now confirm that these two people are crazy psychopaths. It is not illegal for mental patients to kill people. Thinking of this He rode faster and faster, with white smoke rising from his head like a chimney.

"Let's go! Go in for dinner, I have to get it for Qiao Mimi today!" Wang Mumu walked in happily.

Although Chenchen was a little confused and didn't want to go in, but he didn't dare to stay here by himself, so he followed Wang Mumu and walked in.