Perfect peach luck

Chapter 108

Longsap stared blankly at the unusual soy milk and rice porridge, and suddenly said after a long while: "It seems...that guy is not a heinous bastard other than trying to take advantage of my body? What kind of person? He was the first person to cook for me, and...he was a man."

Speaking of this, Longsap took a mouthful of porridge and lightly bit his white teeth. The feeling was unspeakable, and he murmured: "This bastard, is it necessary to use such a method to make me unable to forget him? But, even so If I did, I would not forgive him for everything he did to me, except of course the double cultivation of the source of chaos, Shen Fan, you are a complete bastard!"

"This guy should be killed! He really is the best!" When Longsap saw that 500 yuan was missing and an IOU was added in a small wallet he was carrying, he had the urge to hit the wall and couldn't help it. Cursed again: "Thousand-legged bastard!"

"Ah!"

At this time, Shen Fan, who had already returned to Yanhuang University and was walking in the campus, sneezed, unaware that it was Longsap cursing him.

At this time, the school has already started the morning self-study, but the university's morning-study textbooks are all in name only. It would be a miracle if there are three or four people in a class. Therefore, the atmosphere of the campus in the early morning is extraordinarily quiet.

Shen Fan didn't go back to the boys' dormitory, but came directly to the girls' dormitory. He clearly remembered that after he followed Longsap, Lin Jiaru, An Ziyan, Leng Qing, and the principal Cheng Fan all let him go there immediately. , but he weighed it up, and came to An Ziyan first, because Xiao Nuonuo was still by her side, and the little girl came down because of him. In Shen Fan's view, since he waded through this muddy water, he must be held accountable. in the end!

Man, if you do it, you have to bear it!

"Boy, stop!"

Just about to lift his feet up the stairs, Shen Fan was stopped, and a menacing management aunt came out of the management office, and looked at Shen Fan for a long while with the eyes of looking at the heinous outsiders.

The corner of Shen Fan's mouth twitched: "Auntie, what are you going to do?"

At this time, the management aunt said in a rough voice: "Didn't you see that this is a girls' dormitory? There are too many gangsters like you who pretend to be serious in society, go away."

Shen Fan looked at his casual suit. The style he personally picked could be bad. He didn't understand what kind of eyes the management aunt was looking at. In fact, I am also a student at the school, and I am here to find someone.”

After receiving the student ID card handed out by Shen Fan, the management aunt looked at it and said, "Really?"

"If it's a fake replacement."

"Then you still can't go in, you can go. As a student in the school, you should be clear about the clear rules. What's more, how do I know if you have any weapon hidden on your body? If you let you in, I will take responsibility if something happens." Sorry."

Shen Fan stretched out his hands: "Then you search my body for any so-called murder weapons, and that's all right?"

The aunt in charge was also straightforward, without saying a word, she fiddled with Shen Fan for a while, pinched here and touched there, not so much checking whether there is a murder weapon, but rather eating his tofu, she couldn't help but said: " The young man looks pretty good. What is so good about the girls in this school? They are spoiled and spoiled. My distant relative has a daughter. She needs to have good looks, a good figure, and the most important thing is to have a big PP. She will definitely have a baby in the future. You What's her name? Shall I introduce that girl to you?"

"..." Shen Fan's heart was half cold: Unspoken rules really are everywhere, so you can always come out and use power for personal gain?Well, although I admit that I am quite popular, there is no need for you to push your distant relative's daughter to me in such a hurry?I really want to ask...how horny is she?

Of course, Shen Fan would not say these words, and said with a smile on his face: "Auntie, I probably have no luck with the daughter of your distant relative. You have also checked, can you let me in?"

"No."

The manager's face suddenly darkened, and she opened her hands to block Shen Fan's body.

Shen Fan collapsed: "Then what do you want me to go in? Can I give you money?"

"100?"

"No? Then 200?"

"Still can't do it? Auntie, the dormitory manager, you are not greedy enough. Three hundred, that's all I have. Do you want to love it or not?"

"Bring it!" The aunt in charge snatched the white blade empty-handed with a high degree of proficiency, snatched the banknote from Shen Fan's hand, with some saliva on her fingers, and faced the sun to distinguish the authenticity from the fake.

"call!"

Shen Fan let out a long breath and shook his head. Nima, the cost of entering a girls' dormitory building is actually equivalent to the price of a normal room in a big hotel for one night. I am afraid that in the entire Yanjing school, only the management aunt of Yanhuang University Dare to make such a black hand.

But no matter how you say it, the management aunt finally accepted his bribe, and now she will stride into the girls' dormitory building.

"Stop. Boy, didn't I already tell you? You can't go in no matter what, otherwise I'll call the security guard."

The management aunt neatly put the money in her pocket, and grabbed Shen Fan's arm with a bear hug.

"..." Shen Fan felt that his blood pressure was soaring, and he had an urge to go crazy: "Ms. Suguan, are you a little bit unkind? You just took my money and turned your face and refused to recognize anyone?"

"Look at what's written there?"

Looking up, the management aunt looked towards a place.

Following the line of sight of the management aunt, Shen Fan was so angry that he collapsed. Finally, he understood how Longsap felt towards him. It really was a karmic cycle of retribution, and it was written on it: "Business is booming." Four characters.

The aunt in charge said: "See? There are a lot of young men like you who want to bribe aunts. Not to mention those who give money, mobile phones, clothes, nutritional products, rings, necklaces, and even those who give aunts Famous brand underwear... even if it is sending flowers to the aunt, there are people who want to pass the test, you are not the first, and you will definitely not be the last. It is a dream to step into the girls' dormitory from my threshold."

"So tough?" Shen Fan was completely stunned, remembering that when he entered the student dormitory with An Ziyan in his arms, it was smooth, why couldn't it be the other way around?

I thought that men and women are equal, and then the dormitories for men and women are the same, but I didn’t expect this place to be so popular. Every boy who comes here has a variety of reasons for wanting to enter the dormitory for girls. The methods of bribing the management aunt are also varied. I'm afraid the means are not enough.

If he can't break through the defense line of the management aunt, how can he meet An Ziyan?

Although he is full of courage, it does not mean that he is unreasonable. It is also the responsibility of the management aunt to guard against boys and thieves. How can he blame him?

"Auntie Dorm Manager, I beg you. My girlfriend is sick and needs my care. Let me in, okay? I promise not to mess around after I go in. Take care of her and buy her medicine before I leave."

"This is the 5633rd time I've heard this excuse."

"Auntie, housekeeper, what I said is true."

"I heard this sentence for the 23517th time."

"I'm talking about the dormitory auntie, how can you be so unreasonable? You won't even let me in. Are you hard-hearted?"

"That's the 101382nd time I've heard it."

"..."

After a long battle of wits and courage, although Shen Fan knew that these figures could basically be ignored, no matter whether the figures were the aunt's nonsense or not, they still existed, in short, now he can be described as bruised and bruised, retreated, and wiped his forehead The sweat drops were panting heavily and refused to admit defeat.

"I can't believe I can't get into the girls' dormitory today!"

Shen Fan thought hard for a long time, and finally took out his only valuable high-tech product, which is the mobile phone that Lin Jiaru gave him, and made a call.

After a while, a drowsy voice came: "Hey, who is it! Let people sleep!"

"Shen Fan." As soon as Shen Fan heard it, he knew that Zhang Chao was still in a big dream.

"Fuck, brother Shen, shouldn't you have sex with that pretty girl again?" Chao Zhang replied still confusedly.

Shen Fan retreated to a distance, looking at the dormitory auntie who was still watching him like a thief from the dormitory management room, it hurt a lot, and said: "I will ask you a question, what should I do in the girls' dormitory building?" to break in?"

"Fuck me, you bastard, you've had enough of playing with the beautiful girls outside, you're here to harm the girls in the school again!" After Zhang Chaoda sprayed for a while, he vomited bitterly: "You mean the girls' dormitory? No! Is it in the third building?"

"It seems to be true." Shen Fan looked up and said.

"I advise you to give up! There was a guy in our class who once picked up a girl. He tried everything he could with the supervisor, but in the end there was nothing to do. Let's be tough. If you step over the boundary, she will drag you The trousers are crying and shouting at the mother to play tricks, and the whole shrew can't get rid of it if she clings to it, so let's be soft, have you seen the four words written on the main entrance of the girls' dormitory building?"

"Business is booming!" Shen Fan responded.

"That's right, the business is booming." Zhang Chao said bitterly: "The meaning of those four words is that as long as it is any bribe, the aunt will take it, no matter the amount is useful or useless. Soft hands. And the school doesn't care about her behavior, but is very supportive, saying that the students of Yanhuang University are all rich, and there is nowhere to spend the money, just helping the disadvantaged. Pooh, isn't that clearly cheating? ? I was scammed by the management aunt last week for 2000 yuan plus a Tissot watch! By the way, did you get scammed too?"

The corner of Shen Fan's mouth twitched: "I'm better than you, only 300 yuan."

Cheating, really too cheating.

"..."