Perfect peach luck

Chapter 109 Unspoken rules everywhere

Later, Shen Fan realized that there are many people who have been tricked after listening to Zhang Chaoda's bitterness, especially the second generation ancestors of the school, who made generous and heroic moves, and each one was more painful than being slaughtered. As a result, up to now, he has been able to enter the female dormitory No. [-] The boys in the building have so far been zero!

It can't go on like this!Although Shen Fanda could call An Ziyan down with one phone call, in Shen Fan's opinion, it's a bit cowardly to do so, it's not his style, and if that happens, it will further encourage the "evil tendencies" of this dorm aunt Yes, that is absolutely impossible!

Holding his chin, Shen Fan thought for a while.

Got it!

Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to his mind, and he turned around and left without even thinking about it.

Aunt Suguan looked at the back of Shen Fan leaving, and snorted coldly: "This man, no matter how old or young, he has the same virtue, what he once had for a long time, isn't that a lie to the little girl?"

"..."

After Shen Fan left the girls' dormitory, he went straight to the school infirmary.

Although he has only been to the school infirmary once, Shen Fan is already familiar with it, because this is the hospital he came to first since he was a child, and of course it cannot be called a hospital.

"Is that barbaric little aunt still alive?" Shen Fan pushed the door open and looked around.

"Who? You're looking for death!" A yell came, and then Wu Shanshan, who was wearing a white coat, came out from the inner room, staring around with big eyes. Dazed, then a little stunned, "Aren't you dead?"

"Yes, I'm dead." Shen Fan wanted to respond in this way, to frighten this school doctor girl who has no medical ethics at all, but he didn't see any frightened reaction from her, so he asked unwillingly said, "Why aren't you afraid?"

"I'm afraid!" Wu Shanshan said with a twist of her mouth, "When I was in school, I dissected corpses. After graduation, I worked as a caretaker in the mortuary for a month. Would I be afraid? A joke! Believe it or not, Now the old lady dissected you!"

"Trust!" Shen Fan responded blankly, now that he has something to ask for, he must bow his head when he should.

"Finally, what do you want to do? Do you think it doesn't irritate you after having your appendix cut? Do you want me to cut something for you?" Wu Shanshan looked between Shen Fan's legs without hesitation. , with a gloomy look on his face.

Sensing the evil spirit emanating from the other party, Shen Fan only felt a gust of wind blowing between his legs, so he couldn't help taking a step back, and said, "Can you give me a certificate?"

"Cut! What do I think it is!" Wu Shanshan sneered and said, "You can be considered an acquaintance. I'll give you a discount of five hundred for minor illnesses and one thousand for serious illnesses!"

"Depend on!"

"What did you say?" Wu Shanshan frowned and asked.

"It's nothing, just a sigh." Shen Fan responded with a dry smile, scolding his mother in his heart, why does everything cost money!

"That's good, you'd better have a better attitude, or go to other places to issue a certificate!" Wu Shanshan was straightforward without any taboo, as if it was only natural for him to charge fees like this.

"I have a minor illness certificate, can it be cheaper?" Shen Fan looked at Wu Shanshan in fear, he really has no money, at least not now!

"Yes." Wu Shanshan nodded and said, "The proof of eating a bad stomach, with this proof, you can get one or two classes off! You can just give one hundred for this."

"One hundred? It's okay!" Shen Fan nodded and said, but he was scolding his mother in his heart: You can be an old man!Girl, you look so cute, why are you so dark in your heart!The proof of diarrhea is a hundred!Is there any humanity left!

"Then pay the money, and I'll issue a certificate for you!" Wu Shanshan stretched out her hand, asking for the money.

"Well, I'll give you two hundred, can you make me a little less serious!" Shen Fan asked pitifully.

"Yes." Wu Shanshan nodded in response.

"Okay! It's a deal! Don't fool me! It's more serious than diarrhea!" Shen Fan asked seriously.

"Understood! Mother-in-law! Not a man at all! Or you will get appendicitis! Get the money quickly, don't talk nonsense!" Wu Shanshan stretched out her hand again.

Shen Fan responded, and took out his only 200 yuan. If he had known it would be too much to spend, he would have 'borrowed' Longsap a little more. The live ones!"

"I'll wipe it!" Wu Shanshan was startled when she heard the words, stretched out her hand to take Shen Fan's 200 yuan, then retracted it, and said with wide eyes, "You are here to make trouble!"

"Absolutely not, I mean it!" Shen Fan replied with certainty.

"I don't care what you use it for, but let me tell you that this kind of certificate must be issued by a hospital of level one or above, or that it is useful to be issued by a hospital of that level. If you need it, then I can give it to you. It’s okay for you to imitate and fool ordinary people, but do you really want to give yourself the title of a terminal cancer?” Wu Shanshan was incomprehensible, she really thought that Shen Fan was here to make trouble , but looking at his expression is not the same.

"Yes, I really need it, and I don't have to be too serious." Shen Fan took a deep breath and responded.

"Success, you are not afraid of cursing yourself, what else can I say?" Wu Shanshan shrugged her shoulders indifferently, "The price is clearly marked, stamp the official seal of Yanjing No. ,four thousand."

Shen Fan stared and took a deep breath, adjusted his mind before saying, "Can I pay in installments?"

"Okay, if you don't bring so much now, give me some of it first and then bring it over to me, but there will be no discount. If you dare not pay back the money, I will make this matter bigger and make your business dirty. "Wu Shanshan said face-to-face and selflessly.

"Hey, aren't you afraid that the school will find out about your deeds?"

"Fart! How much is the salary! The big deal is that the old lady will quit, and another company will continue to operate as usual!" Wu Shanshan said indifferently.

Shen Fan thinks about it too, these days, anyone who doesn't make extra money is a fool!

"Okay! Pay in installments. I'll just bring two hundred. I'll give it to you first. You can help me get it done first. I'll thank you very much later!" Shen Fan handed over the 200 yuan.

Wu Shanshan stared at those big eyes, looking at the 200 yuan, she was very angry, but after thinking about it, this Shen Fan is a piece of fat, the last time he was sent to the hospital, someone gave him money Well, as the so-called fishing for big fish with a long line, since he came here for the first time, there will definitely be a second time. After thinking about it, Wu Shanshan took the money and wrote an IOU for Shen Fan to sign , and then made a diagnosis case of the First Hospital and stamped it with the official seal.

Before Shen Fan left, Wu Shanshan asked, "When will the final payment be delivered?"

"By the way, I forgot to say, my installment payment deadline is after I get you!" After saying that, Shen Fan ran out without waiting for Wu Shanshan to get mad...

Shen Fan is not afraid that Wu Shanshan will make this matter public, anyway, what he wants is to enter the girls' dormitory, and he is the first boy in the No. [-] girls' dormitory in the history of Yanhuang University!

A few minutes later, at the entrance of the female dormitory No. [-].

"Young man, why are you here again?"

Seeing Shen Fan's figure again, the housekeeper's aunt looked displeased and wanted to drive him away with a broom.

Shen Fan pulled out his body from behind to diagnose Zhengming, and hurriedly said: "Auntie, give me one chance, one last chance. Show you this, if you still don't let me in, I will turn around and leave immediately."

"Just look at it."

The dormitory aunt copied something from Shen Fan's hands. She is also a cultured person. Seeing that she was crying, she couldn't help saying: "My child, auntie blamed you. I didn't expect you to be so Infatuation. Since you don’t have much time, let’s take care of it. However, the rules in the school cannot be broken, and you are the only one, you can’t tell other students, this is the only requirement of the aunt.”

"Auntie, don't worry. If a gentleman says something quickly, I will definitely not tell anyone else, and you should be very clear. Even if I want to say it, I don't have time. If it doesn't happen, I will..."

"Son, needless to say, you go, Auntie won't stop you."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Shen Fan breathed a sigh of relief, and when he turned his back and walked towards the girls' dormitory, the aunt in charge didn't notice the wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, she was still wiping away her tears, And this scene happened to be seen by passing students, and everyone was shocked.

Soon, a news spread about a boy who bravely broke into the female dormitory building No. [-], breaking the zero record since the establishment of the school. It was a pity that Shen Fan only left behind a coquettish and coquettish back. Therefore, his glorious deeds , once again left a legend in the history of Yanhuang University.

Shen Fan spent a lot of effort to finally enter the girls' dormitory building, and it is necessary to take a quick look at the flowers.

After finding the number plate of the dormitory where An Ziyan was staying, he stood still and tidied up his clothes before Shen Fan knocked on the door.

"Cough cough cough..."

There was a coughing sound: "Who is it?"

"I."

"'who I am?"

"Me! Shen Fan!"

"..." There was a dead silence in the room, and after a while, the door creaked open.

I saw that An Ziyan, who was wearing plain pajamas, with fluffy hair and a slightly pale face, was standing at the door in slippers, her charming and sexy mouth opened in surprise, and she was so shocked that she couldn't speak.

An Ziyan only felt that her head was buzzing, and it took her a while to react, she exclaimed, then covered her mouth and said, "Shen Fan! How did you get in here! You actually broke through the checkpoint of the dormitory auntie! The whole school There are so many boys who want to come to the girls' dormitory, but there is no way!"

"I'm Shen Fan, there's nothing I can't do! Your dorm manager sent me in with tears in your eyes! She's so grateful for me entering your dormitory!"

"Nonsense! Tell me! Did you sneak in or come in through the window?" An Ziyan pouted 180 times in disbelief.

"Really! By the way, little girl!" Shen Fan looked around and asked.

"Answer me first, how did you get in?"

Shen Fan was about to speak when suddenly there was a "poof".

not good!

"I'll answer your question later. Tell me, where is the bathroom in your dormitory? It's his grandma's, shit can't be delayed any longer!" Ah, it seems that this time it should be normal artificial excretion!

"Yes, it's at the back of the room."

"Go and go back."

After finishing speaking, Shen Fan ran away. He is a man or not a god. He has been practicing with Longsapu for so long. Although he did not eat or feel hungry, he did not scatter for a few days. After all, he needs to replenish and excrete toxins !

"Go, I'm hungry, go buy breakfast." An Ziyan pointed to the location of the bathroom and said.

"Crack!"

However, the moment Shen Fan opened the toilet door and took off his pants, Shen Fan was stunned...