Secret Agent Pretty Woman

Li Moyang's words were recorded by the younger brother, and then passed down from generation to generation in the Xiaoqi Camp, and those who have good things called it "Bajiao Street Speech".

It is said that Xiaoqiying's status in the world was established by relying on this speech. Since then, a gangster has energy and soul, and he is bound to be invincible.

"It's good to be willing, the path is chosen by oneself, so go forward bravely and start from the beginning!"

"Okay, start from the beginning!" The younger brothers were excited, Li Moyang pressed his hands down, and the scene fell silent again.

"I'm talking about starting from the head, shaving the head!"

Li Moyang beckoned, Chen Guoqing handed over a fader, and he also had a fader in his hand.

"Huh? Shave your head?" The boys' heads can be bleeding, which means that the unruly long hair is absolutely not shaved.

"Come on, hurry up!"

Li Moyang and Chen Guoqing jumped into the flock like two evil wolves, held down a cub, and shaved it off a few times. After a while, the ground was full of colorful hair stubbles. It was as bad as a dog gnawed on it, each with a small crew cut full of spirit.

Haircutting is a glorious tradition in the army. Chen Guoqing's craftsmanship is quite good, and Li Moyang's ingenuity in taking pictures of cats and tigers is also not bad.

The little brothers were crying, and some guys even wanted to cry out loud.

"How can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house? It's just a few rags, let's see how good you are!"

Li Moyang yelled, and the younger brothers regained their sanity, and started joking with each other, making fun of each other's new hairstyles, not to mention, they were quite energetic.

Roger was also shaved with a small crew cut. This guy didn't cry, but was extremely excited.

"Brother-in-law, what are we going to do? When will you tell me the secret you mentioned?"

Li Moyang is in a good mood, the boy has a future, and everyone knows that he is called brother-in-law, so he doesn't look like a patient.

"A month later, I'll tell you everything, now, you go to military training with them!"

"Military training? Yay! It's great, it's exciting, can you play with real guys? I mean shooting guns."

Li Moyang was very surprised, Nima, is this the sick Roger?

It seems that in order to live a more exciting life, one must change the environment and the way of life!This is the reason why people move living trees and move them to death.

Jiang Yuheng found a broken bus from nowhere, and it happened to fit twenty people in it. The younger brothers were busy pretending to salute, and they were very busy with big and small bags.

Li Moyang called Chen Guoqing aside and took out 10 yuan from his bag.

"This is your living expenses, a little less. Don't worry about it."

"I don't need so much!" Chen Guoqing was not pretentious, took out [-] from the bag and returned it to Li Moyang, "[-] is enough, this is for military training, not travel."

"Okay, I hope to come back in a month, and these boys can be reborn."

"Look, I won't let them leave any sequelae, so I'm not from Spike..." Chen Guoqing said smoothly, revealing his details.

"Hehe, then I'll just wait to take over a bunch of wolf cubs." Li Moyang smiled knowingly, without pointing out.

Chen Guoqing led the team to set off and picked up a bunch of counterfeit army training uniforms, high-waist single leather boots, yellow rubber shoes, belts, armed belts, summer training uniforms, more than 20 high imitation police rubber sticks, 20 A lot of sticks, full of half a car.

Passing by a grain, oil and non-staple food store, I bought peanut oil and rice, and two iron pots were a mess. Only then did I stop the crazy big purchases, and the money was less than [-].

Jiang Yuheng drove the broken bus, creaking and creaking, and ran all the way according to Chen Guoqing's instructions. He left the urban area, took the provincial road, and then entered the unnamed trail.

The little buddies in the car picked up their mobile phones one after another, took photos, sent scarves, sent WeChat, listened to songs and watched movies, and some of them sang with great enthusiasm: "You are deeply hidden in my mind...", another sang: "Enjoy those joys, get those sorrows..."

Speechless, did this Nima come to the scene of The Voice of China competition?

There was a smirk on the corner of Chen Guoqing's mouth: You guys can go crazy for a while, these days will end soon, and you will miss them.

He found a tape from his backpack, which was Chen Guoqing's personal collection. It was stuffed into the card slot of the broken bus, and it still played.The younger brothers who were celebrating the carnival suddenly heard a piece of music with a strong melody and a strong sense of rhythm. It was sung by foreigners and male voices. It was exciting to listen to.There was a sudden hula in the carriage, and the younger brothers listened to this passionate piece with all their attention.

Jiang Yuheng asked Chen Guoqing: "Brother Chen, what song is this? I've never heard it before. It's very exciting and exciting!"

Roger, who was concentrating on playing mobile games, said without looking up: "Battle Hymn of the German First Armored Division!"

Chen Guoqing nodded, this kid is not sick, he just played computer for a long time.

In the evening, I came to the foot of a mountain. There were ten abandoned brick kilns halfway up the slope, surrounded by dilapidated courtyard walls, and a small stream flowed in the middle of the mountain.There was no one around at all, so Jiang Yuheng took out his mobile phone, and, oh my god, there was no signal at all, did he come to Mars or the end of the world.

Jiang Yuheng once read an online military novel "Little Soldier of the Doomsday" written by Brother Pineapple. It was a very popular novel about how to survive after the apocalypse, and it described such a scene.

Jiang Yuheng and his little friends immediately regretted it. Without a signal or a network, what's the point of living.

Roger suddenly fell into a state of illness, mumbling and didn't know what to say.

"Get out of the car, this is your home, a month's life, you will remember it forever!"

The younger brothers were very reluctant, but the two monitors began to show their power. Jiang Yuheng and Jiang Jun were appointed as monitors by Chen Guoqing since they got on the bus, and they each supervised nine people. Luo Jie was under Chen Guoqing's sole management.

The two guys, Jiang Yuheng and Jiang Jun, immediately began to compete, refusing to give in to each other, competing to show that these twenty people were originally their direct descendants, but now they suddenly became hostile because they were divided into two classes.

Chen Guoqing was laughing with his arms folded: Silly boys, do you know why the people above are afraid of veterans?

Because they know management best, how to form a hierarchy, how to order and prohibit, and how to compete. This is the scariest thing.

"Two monitors, put away your mobile phones and other electronic devices immediately!"

"Two squad leaders, immediately collect all the food that is hidden in the cave and put it in this cave!"

"Two monitors, organize the distribution of training uniforms immediately!"

"...If there is any malpractice for selfishness, those who hide selfishness, they will be served with batons, and the two of you will also be beaten."

Following Chen Guoqing's order after order, Jiang Yuheng, Jiang Jun, and Luo Jie's military training began. Although it was only a short month, it made them unforgettable for a lifetime...the memory is still fresh...beneficiary a lot...

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Li Moyang saw off Chen Guoqing and his group, drove to the nearby Dafu shopping mall, bought a linen gray casual suit, a black tight round neck T-shirt, and an exquisite black suitcase.I went to the small commodity market again and bought a thick gold chain and a high imitation Patek Philippe watch. The total cost was only 2000 yuan, 2000 yuan, huh, huh, it depends on you to get rich.

It was past four o’clock in the afternoon when I returned to my cousin Tang Yuqing’s house. The owner of Taobao shop was still not at home, and the room was still in a mess, and the underwear was flying around. Li Moyang remembered a sentence from his cousin: “It always feels like a bed, it’s better to be messy and feel like home. .”

Li Moyang couldn't help but chuckled, what he said was good, plus ten points, it really feels like home.But for Li Moyang, this is a hotel. He has been busy recently, and he really didn't feel like home when he came back here except to sleep.

Finding a fashion magazine, Li Moyang leaned on the head of the bed, quickly read it from beginning to end, and fell asleep with his head tilted, but his mind was reliving the contents of the magazine just now, feeling that the memory is very clear , This is really going to sleep.

The memory is still so sturdy, and the photographic memory is still so strong, so let's get enough energy and wait for tonight's battle.

At seven o'clock, Li Moyang woke up on time, changed his clothes, put on a big gold chain, and brought a Patek Philippe watch. The leather shoes were still the pair given by Chen Xin. The soft-soled casual leather shoes were comfortable and suitable for running and kicking. Li Moyang was very satisfied.

Li Moyang looked at the bearded, upstart uncle in the mirror with a vicissitudes of life, and said: "I always thought... as long as I hide myself, no beautiful woman will recognize me as a handsome guy, but... I was wrong, like me The man who pulls the wind is like the fireflies in the dark night and the scarabs in the field, they are so bright and outstanding, especially my melancholy eyes, messy hairstyle, and a four-dollar red gold dragon in my mouth , and the half pack of Wangwang ice cream sticking out of my pocket, they all betrayed me..."

"Haha!" Facing the other self in the mirror, Li Moyang smiled. Apart from @#￥%…, his most powerful specialty is disguise.

You don’t need any tools, as long as you focus on luck and transport the dantian’s true energy to the face, you can easily change your face and appearance, and you can change it into whatever you want. Of course, you need props to change the eye color and hair. .

With his face-changing skills, he has never lost his hand because his face was remembered in the eight years abroad.

The face he dressed up this time was an advertisement on the back cover of that fashion magazine. A pig feed king in Sichuan, at first glance, looked like the image of a nouveau riche, lifelike, except for the difference in height.

"Let's go!" Li Moyang went out with his suitcase. In the suitcase were five stacks of banknotes and a principal of [-]. How much he could win tonight is really exciting.

After buying some snacks and taking a taxi, Li Moyang rushed to the Qianhai pier. The Sea Palace is ready to sail, surrounded by colorful lights and the sound of sirens, telling the world that tonight the Sea Palace will be a crazy sleepless night.

When he came to the pier, the well-informed Li Moyang was also stunned by the sight in front of him.

There are luxury cars everywhere, Aston Martin, Ferrari, Bentley, Rolls-Royce, Bugatti Veyron, Lamborghini, Pagani... In the entire luxury car exhibition, anyone who drives a BMW [-]-series will be ashamed to get involved. to the corner of the parking lot.

These are not surprising, the beauties everywhere are dazzling and choppy.

The beauties were either in bikini swimsuits or white and low-cut. They gathered together in piles, waving to the distinguished guests who got off the car, and making poses.Some of the distinguished guests brought female guests, so they skipped it directly, and most of them did not bring female guests. The attendants stepped forward to see several beauties, talked a few words and took them directly to the boat.

Damn, when did China become so extravagant?