peach little farmer

"Village chief, why did you give me the arid land at the entrance of the village? Everyone knows that nothing grows on that land, and the locusts don't bother to pass by. Moreover, the land is more than 8000 miles away from the water source. If it doesn't rain, even The soil can’t be turned through, cracks can be pulled out when it’s usually hard, and the handle of the shovel can be broken when you go down, give it to me and let me drink the northwest wind!” Tang Chuan went to the village committee on the second day of the land division. Going to argue with the village chief, this is too bullying.Even if Grandpa is a helpless orphan, he can't swallow his bird breath. He really treats Grandpa like a monkey.

"Tang Chuan! You don't play tricks in front of me, you kid. You didn't learn well when you were young. You don't know what to learn. You said that since your parents died, no one in the village has taken care of you. Well, your son of a bitch has been growing up since he was a child. You can’t even tell the difference between grain seedlings and sorghum soybeans, what kind of land to plant, and the land will be ruined if it is in your hands. To tell you the truth, this is the decision of the village committee. Go back quickly!" The village chief, Li Laoliu, was smoking, while rolling his eyes and putting Erlang's legs on the table to look at Tang Chuan, with the virtue of raising an uncle.

"Fuck, I'm your ancestor, Du Nima is playing bureaucratic with me, people in the village take care of me, take care of me, I know that I'm an orphan who bullies me all day long--" Tang Chuan went to the ground as soon as he walked out of the gate of the village committee Spit, Li Laoliu, you wait for me, when I die one day, I have to kill you.

The village where Tang Chuan lives is called Liushutun. There are about 2000 people in the whole village. It is a big village where poor rabbits don’t poop. There are not many such poor villages in the whole country, because they are surrounded by screen-like mountains. Cars are impassable, trains are even more impassable, and sometimes even his mother's donkey cart can't get out when it rains.

He is an orphan in this village. When he was eight years old, his father and mother went to the mountains to cut firewood and caught up with mudslides and left him with him. His grandfather Liu Tiezui raised him until he was 14 and passed away. Liushutun didn't have any relatives, only a cousin, and he walked around every time he saw him.Tang Chuan has been living on his own by taking off the adobe bricks for others, and finally got to the point where he was looking for a piece of land in the village to live well. He didn't expect that Li Laoliu was such a bad thing, he insisted on taking the first piece of land in the village. The saline-alkali landfill was given to him.

Tang Chuan was so angry.

Because he couldn’t get his breath out, every time there was thunder and rain, Tang Chuan ran to the entrance of the village and shouted at the sky full of thunder, begging God to let him live a fair life, but God was probably too busy to He didn't care about taking care of his old man. After three years, he yelled more than a dozen times, but fate still made him feel very painful.

"Okay, if you don't let me live, I will show you how to live!" In the July weather, with fire everywhere and the sun high, Tang Chuan went up the mountain with a hoe in his hands, thinking, Foolish Old Man can move mountains, but Lao Tzu is convinced that even saline-alkali land can grow gold, let Lao Tzu wait and see.

But when he first arrived in the field, he was dumbfounded. The situation here was obviously worse than he had imagined.Most of the fields in the village are terraced fields. Standing on the hillside, you can see a large area of ​​corn and sorghum growing on the slope. When the sun shines, they are green and golden. It seems that this year, the villagers will definitely have It's a good harvest. After harvesting this crop, the land can be planted with wheat. This year, it will be a lot of money for the local people.

But if you look at Mr. Tang's land again, it is as bare as a football field, but at least there is a green lawn on the football field. The most annoying thing is that there is not even a blade of grass in this land. Can't see!Even if there is a piece of dog urine moss, Tang Chuan will feel much better in his heart!

"This is the Taklamakan Desert. If I caught it by lottery, I think my hand smell will be over, but now the situation is not clear. I am bullying people. Things can be grown here, even on marble. I've grown rice, I've seen nonsense, I've never seen such a good one, okay, I just don't believe in evil, I'll dig you up, dig it up!" At noon, Tang Chuan was sweating profusely and his pants were soaked Yes, I was still digging the ground again and again, maybe because of shortness of breath or heat stroke, my buddy passed out after his whole body went limp.

When he woke up, he found that it was already dark, the wind was blowing in the mountains, and the smell of mixed vegetation and soil drifted from a distance. There are countless personal shadows shaking.

Tang Chuan is not afraid of ghosts. His grandpa taught him the ability of yin and yang gossip to deceive people since he was a child. His grandfather Liu Tiezui is a Mr. Yin and Yang. The unique skills of eliminating monsters and catching monsters are all ancestral gadgets, and the villagers were taken aback by his old man, otherwise they couldn't support him until he was 14 years old.Tang Chuan didn't inherit other skills, but this aspect has been carried forward. This guy's mouth is very demonic. Everyone in the village knows that he can tell the dead, and the living is dead. The problem is that he is too young. The fortune teller's immature face is too unconvincing, so I can't rely on it for a while.

"I'm your ancestor, why did I faint, I must have made those turtle sons angry, Mr. Tang, my body is really awesome!"

Patting the soil on his body, Tang Chuan tried to sit up with both hands, but he was kicked by something. Looking back, he saw a shiny green dress in the pit just dug out by his last hoe. The guy couldn't help but frowned, and picked it up.

"What is this, gourd, why is this gourd so strange!"

Tang Chuan took this gourd and looked up and down, left and right, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this thing is not simple, it is not big, it is about the size of a palm, the whole body is dark green, there seems to be water ripples inside, Tang Chuan took out a match I scratched one, ah, the water wave is still half red and half black, what the hell is this?

"Gululu", Tang Chuan was hungry, he hadn't eaten all day, and hard work made him feel weak in limbs and dry mouth, his head was buzzing, and there were even stars in front of his eyes.

"Someone's child must have filled it with water and left it here. The big deal is wine, let's drink it first!" With this mentality, Tang Chuan drank the water in the gourd in one gulp.There was nothing left to drink, and it all fell to the ground!

"No response, hehe, it's just ordinary water!" Tang Chuan pursed his lips, and prepared to go down the mountain with a hoe on his shoulders. He was a helpless orphan who had never experienced anything. His life was cheap, and he didn't pay much attention to hygiene and unhygienic things. , no matter what it is, as long as it is not poisonous, drink it.So he put the little gourd in his pocket and went down the mountain.

However, things were not as simple as he imagined. Tang Chuan had just walked down the hill when suddenly his brain hurt as if a grenade had been blown from the inside, his eyes and ears seemed to have been inserted into a stick of fire, and Venus burst out everywhere. Burning up, the pain caused him to lie on the ground with a groan and lose consciousness again.

When he woke up, he found himself lying sprawled on a cold hillside, with a crescent moon sharper than a sickle above his head, mist filled the field, and the wind blowing the leaves rustled. A few crows were called by wolves. Waking up with a start, he flew out of the woods and into the sky, with fat field mice scurrying around him.It's quite lively!

"Heh, I'm actually not dead, um, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have good luck!" Tang Chuan's psychological quality is actually quite good, and he can always comfort himself when he encounters unlucky things, but this time it is really irritating up!I tried my eyes, not only was nothing wrong, but it seemed to be clearer than before, and I tried my ears again, and there was nothing wrong, so I immediately felt relieved, thinking, maybe I had a strange dream just now!

So he picked up the hoe and continued on his way home, but when he stepped on the dirt road in front of his door, suddenly, something he had never heard before, and after listening to it, his heart beat faster and his whole body felt hot and his muscles swelled The voice came into the ears clearly!

"The village chief... ah... ok... I'm so stupid... ah... ah... ok, ah! Dear brother... I... I can't... I can't... ah... I hit my chest Ah! You ... the people ... ... then ... ah ... kill me ... oh oh oh oh, fast, fast ... village chief, thank you, how much I want to ... ...Give that piece of saline-alkali land that should have been allocated to my family to Tang Chuan, that silly boy. In order to repay you, today it is on the top of my kang. You can do whatever you want, and I will do whatever you want! You can play with me whatever you want !"

"Hey, you little girl, I've wanted to sleep with you for a long time, but this time, you beg me, don't blame me, I offended that bastard Tang Chuan for your sake!"

"That son of a bitch is a ball, he has no father or mother, village chief, why don't you pick him up casually, come to the village chief, let me give you a word of that, come again, hehe! The village chief, what you said is really true Damn, it’s so hot that my soul is flying, and I’m about to go to heaven! The water in the words will be drained!"

I am a fool, Widow Liu, and Li Laoliu, the two of them actually got together!When Tang Chuan learned of this conspiracy, he really wanted to beat them both up immediately.

But then I thought it was wrong, Widow Liu's house was separated from my own by two adobe houses, and there was a courtyard wall blocking them. How could I hear them talking on the kang?

At this moment, Tang Chuan heard another voice: "Little Tiger, be gentle, I'm still a big girl, you won't be afraid of spoiling my words if you try so hard!"

"Hey, you are my new daughter-in-law. We just got married. I don't care about what we want to do. I don't care about it. If you follow me, you will be popular and drink spicy food. If you follow Tang Chuan, that stupid pen , in this life, I can only eat bran swallowed vegetables, come to my daughter-in-law, give me a kiss!"

"I'm not saying that I'm afraid of pain. Your thing is so long and thick, and my hole is so small. Can you get in? Did you make a mistake?"

"What, you don't move, the woman's mouth will spray water, like a lubricant, I aim this thing at the hole and send it in, and it will go in!"

"Then, then you can take it easy, don't, don't push too hard, I'm still a little scared! Why don't you wait a little while, I'll use my fingers to open the hole for you, you, you come in again..."

Then there was only an "ah" from the woman, and then another panting sound that made Tang Chuan blush and heartbeat.

"Ah, your heart is so dark, you didn't tell me, just, just do it, my little sister, it hurts!"

Oh my god, it's haunted. The newly married Wang Xiaohu is more than ten meters away from his house. How did this sound reach my ears?