peach little farmer

"Damn, you're still asleep!" Tang Chuan kicked his watchdog as soon as he entered the door, "I told you to watch the house carefully, you are negligent of your duty, believe it or not, I will kill you and eat stew tomorrow!"

The dog was as thin as pork rib soup. He glanced at his master listlessly, rolled his eyes and didn't even make a sound, and continued to close his eyes to rest his mind.

"Bah, look at your dog's low morality, you'll hang your head if you say a few words, isn't it because you haven't given you a few good meals, don't put your face in front of me, wait until tomorrow. It's all right, you can eat good wine and meat as you like, even the bitch can be messed with by you, that's fine."

Tang Chuan walked into the room angrily, lay down on the kang, and began to think about what happened tonight. This is too weird. How can he still hear other people talking from such a distance? Usually, his ears are not so good. , Did I really see a ghost, alas, let's get up and offer incense to the dead grandfather.

After burning the incense, Tang Chuan made himself a bowl of noodles, finished it in a hurry, went to the kang, took a look at his 'boudoir', which can definitely be called a bare house, and put the quilt on his head , I greeted Li Laoliu's eighth-generation ancestors in my heart, and then fell asleep with peace of mind.

In a daze, Tang Chuan suddenly heard someone say: "Tang Chuan, a son of a bitch, dares to make trouble with me. It's a face to him to give him the saline-alkali land on the hillside. If I piss off my father, I will even get a point!" I don’t even give him the land, but that’s five acres of land, enough to be worthy of him!”

"That's right, village chief, what you old man said is too true. That dog Tang Chuan has no relatives and no reason, and dares to make trouble with you old village chief. If there is any trouble in the future, we will deal with him properly!"

"After the bullshit, I'm going to take care of him now. You know, the town has a mission to develop agriculture in our village through science and technology. The first project is to cultivate high-yield kiwi fruit orchards. I heard that it is a rare variety imported from Germany. Every sapling is as expensive as gold, hey, the village chief has decided to hand over this glorious task to Tang Chuan! If the tree is damaged, even tearing him down won’t pay for it!”

"Gao, it's really high, the village chief, why do I think you are as resourceful as that Zhuge Liang! This idea is too bad, if this kid really screwed up, he will be sent to prison!"

"I am your ancestor, in my dream I still want to spoil Laozi, Li Laoliu, you bastard." Tang Chuan, who was sleeping soundly, jumped up from the kang angrily, and smashed hard at the wall of his own house. Two punches, the result made him grin his teeth in pain.

"Crack!" There was a knock on the door.

"Tang Chuan, Tang Chuan, you kid, don't pretend to be dead. The village chief is here. Hurry up and open the door. You are quite arrogant. You dare to sleep in at home when the village chief arrives. You are looking for death!"

"It's not a dream!" Tang Chuan scratched his head, suddenly a surge of anger shot up his head, he put on some clothes, ran to the yard and opened the gate, and cursed outside, "I'm your ancestor's Ergazi, you* **Isn’t it just a dog under the village chief’s command? Have you seen the rhubarb in my yard? Your dog is of the same breed as it!”

"Grass, Tang Chuan, you bastard, if you dare to call me a dog, believe it or not, I will beat you!" Er Gazi has a tall voice, but he is not tall. Just like Pan Jinlian, in the past few years, he followed the village chief Li Laoliu and bullied others with a false prestige. He also made some money, and he offended many people in the village.He especially liked to bully Tang Chuan, but this time it seemed that Tang Chuan was really annoyed.

Tang Chuan picked up a pole from the hole in the gate, smashed it down, and roared: "I'm the ancestor of Er Gazi, I treat you as a person, you are a person, and if I don't treat you as a person, I will kill you with a stick You, believe it or not, dare to come over and try again!"

Er Gazi dodged, hid behind the village chief and stammered: "I, I, I, I, I'm stupid, you've got a bad temper, you're a ball, you're the only one in the village, I'm shit!"

"It's alright, alright, stop making trouble, Tang Chuan, my uncle has something serious to do with you today, so you put down that pole first, Er Gazi didn't say anything, I heard it all!"

Tang Chuan scolded in his heart, Nima, I heard exactly what you two said outside just now, and you dare to write in front of me, there is no door.

"What's the matter, let's talk!" Although Tang Chuan has no father or mother, he has great strength. He is five big and three thick, 1.7 meters tall, with big arms and round waist. Kong Wu is powerful. adequate.Because he was alone and lonely, Tang Chuan had always kept a low profile. If someone in the village said something about him, he would usually ignore it. However, Er Gazi bullied him at the door today, and he couldn't stand it anymore.

"What the hell, don't invite the village chief to sit in the house!" Liu Laoliu is so virtuous, as a village chief, he seems to be the head of state, pretending to be dead with his hands on his waist, Tang Chuan never buys from him Account, I thought to myself, I invite you to be in my latrine, will you go or not, damn it, you really treat yourself as a piece of material.

"My room is too dirty and messy. I'm afraid I'll dirty your honorable buttocks, village chief. If you have anything to say, just talk to me at the door!" Tang Chuan said, rubbing his neck and rolling up his sleeves.

"Okay, you have guts, even the village chief doesn't pee, your uncle and I don't remember villains, today I'm here to send you a notice: there are a number of poverty alleviation projects in the town, and our village is responsible for building a science and technology to promote agriculture." The orchard, people from the town have taken a fancy to your five acres of land. From now on, you can only plant fruit trees in your land. A group of college students will come to discuss cooperation with you tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I can warn you, if your boy puts If this matter is messed up, it will lose the face of our village, even if I, the village head, protect you, this time it will be the same, listen up!"

Tang Chuan suddenly remembered what Li Laoliu and Widow Liu said last night, and blurted out a sentence: "You can do whatever you want, and I will do whatever you want!"

"What, what did you say!" This sentence scared Li Laoliu almost to the ground, but fortunately Er Gazi, the loyal dog leg, was supporting him.

"Village chief, you old man, be careful, hehe!"

"Get lost!" Li Laoliu waved his hand and knocked Er Gazi aside like a fly, pointed at Tang Chuan and said viciously, "Be careful, you boy!"

Tang Chuan laughed suddenly: "Village Chief, I would like to thank you very much. In order to repay you, I am at my house today. You can play with me as you like, and my soul will fly away!"

Li Laoliu turned his head and was about to leave when his whole body was shocked again. He thought to himself, why is what this kid said exactly the same as what Widow Liu said when she made a fuss last night?Could it be that he was listening to the room outside?Impossible, Widow Liu's house has four big wolfhounds in order to prevent fire, theft and perverts.That's what Widow Liu told him?It's even more impossible. Widow Liu will never deal with him.

It must be a coincidence, it must be a coincidence.Li Laoliu was thinking wildly, and was not in the mood to stay any longer, so he snorted coldly, and walked to the distance with his hands behind his back, under the path of the dog-legged Ergazi.