The best ambiguous master

That night, Zhao Xiaohan returned to Yenching University, but before going back to school, he went to Tianjin Goubuli Steamed Bun Shop to buy [-] yuan steamed stuffed buns and brought them back to school. It is impossible for Xiaohan to take him back. It was already past eight o'clock in the evening when he returned to school, but fortunately, Yenching University was lively enough, especially at seven or eight o'clock in the evening, when the students and a couple It’s a good time for young lovers to go shopping, so the gate of Yenching University at this time is the prime time when there are crowds of people.

When he came to the dormitory, Zhang Liang was clasping his feet with one hand and moving the mouse with the other to play the game. While playing, he shouted loudly and cursed uncleanly. Looking at Zhang Liang's lively appearance, it seemed like I don't remember anything about being beaten up yesterday.

And Fat and Thin Toutuo were sitting by the bed at this time, staring at the computer, concentrating on it, even more concentrated than in class, they didn't seem to notice that Zhao Xiaohan came in at all, following the eyes of the two of them, At this time, there is a TV drama playing on the computer, what is it called Living Buddha Jigong?It happened that there were two people in the temple, a fat man and a skinny man, what did they call, fat and thin fairies?Seeing these two partners, one fat and one thin, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help laughing, isn't this just a copy of the fat and thin Toutuo?Fat and thin fairy boy?Yes, it sounds much better than Fat and Thin Toutuo.

"Damn it, I met a pig teammate again. I've been cheated. If I play this game again, I'll chop off my own hand." The fat and thin fairy boy turned a deaf ear to Zhang Liang's angry scolding, they were still immersed in their own game world.

At this moment, Zhang Liang raised his head, and suddenly saw Zhao Xiaohan standing at the door with a bun in his hand. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan, Zhang Liang stood up in surprise, and exclaimed loudly: "Yo? Young Master, when did you come back? Don't tell me, I will pick you up in my BMW."

"BMW? When did you have a BMW?" Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan walked to the bed in doubt, threw the buns to Zhang Liang and said, "Tianjin Goubuli buns, I went to Wangfujing to buy them for you." , queued for half an hour."

"Uh, I've always owned a BMW, don't you know?" Picking up the steamed stuffed bun that Zhao Xiaohan bought, Zhang Liang devoured one, patted his chest, and said unsatisfactorily, "It's just that it's not what you imagined. The BMW in the car, but two wheels, bicycle, don’t look at me like this, yes, you heard me right, it’s a bicycle, shit, I’ve said it all, don’t look at me like that, mine The bicycle is really a BMW brand, and it says on the wheel, BMW, don't touch me, isn't that the BMW logo?"

Hearing Zhang Liang's rambling words, Zhao Xiaohan gave a wry smile, shook his head, lit a cigarette, lay on Zhang Liang's bed, smoked lightly and said, "I hate your flamboyant things the most." Rich people, don’t they just have a BMW bicycle? Is it worth showing off to me? Have you ever seen me showing off? I ride a million-dollar bus every day, and the toothpaste I use is from Crest, and the shampoo is from Rejoice, using Rejoice is more confident, have you heard of it? The mobile phone I use is from Nokia, and the underwear is from Doraemon. Which is not a famous brand? I also maintain a long-term cooperative relationship with China Mobile, a Fortune [-] company. I pay them tens of dollars in phone bills every month. I also maintain long-term cooperative relationships with major banks, and I deposit hundreds of dollars every month. Have you ever seen me show off?"

Seeing Zhang Liang's stunned look, Zhao Xiaohan smoked a cigarette elegantly, shook his head with a smile, and said, "Oh, you people who like to show off your wealth are so ignorant, do you know the real rich people?" I never show off, just like me, although I wear those precious brand-name clothes and brand-name shoes every day, have you seen showing off? Look at the shoes on my feet, they are from Xtep, look at my socks, It’s from Anta, look at my shirt, it’s from Metersbonwe, uh, although I bought it for 25 yuan, that’s not the point, you know, I’m also a person who uses famous brands all the time , Only a successful person like me, who has hundreds of thousands of dollars every minute, will not easily show off himself."

"Uh, Brother Han." Just as Zhao Xiaohan's voice fell, Zhang Liang suddenly pounced on Zhao Xiaohan's side, and said with admiration: "Brother Han, your shoes, socks and shirt are here. Where did you buy it? It costs 25 yuan a piece? Can you introduce it to me, I want to buy it too.”

"Impossible." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head lightly and said, "They won't sell it to you so cheaply. Only successful people like me will have this kind of discount. I will tell you only if it is beneficial. you."

"Brother Han, what benefits do you want?" Zhang Liang gritted his teeth, looking desperate.

"Uh, buy me breakfast tomorrow morning, and I will force you to tell you." Zhao Xiaohan smiled, and threw away the cigarette butt, seeing Zhang Liang's impatient look, he seemed to have returned to that year When I was a student, I suddenly found that it is very interesting to relax occasionally, forget everything, and tease Zhang Liang.

"Okay, I promise you, isn't it just breakfast? No problem, as long as you don't order delicacies from mountains and seas, abalone and shark's fin are fine." Zhang Liang gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement without hesitation. Agreeing, Zhao Xiaohan smiled contentedly and said: "On the street stall in Wangfujing, there is a price of 25 for a piece, and the price is clearly marked. You won't cheat or cheat. Don't miss it when you pass by. Don't miss 998, don't 888, only 25." , 25, you can’t buy it at a loss, you can’t buy it, and you can’t be fooled, 25 yuan, buy a famous brand and take it home, you are worth it.”

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Zhang Liang took a long time to recover, and suddenly realized that he had been cheated, and glared at Zhao Xiaohan angrily and said, "Damn it, when did you become a dog skin plaster? Zhao Xiaohan .”

Zhao Xiaohan shook his head, looked into Zhang Liang's eyes solemnly and said: "Wrong, this is not a dog skin plaster, this is a TV shopping advertisement."

"Go to hell, tomorrow's breakfast is gone." Zhang Liang gave Zhao Xiaohan an angry look, stood up, went back to his computer, buckled his feet again, and watched Zhang Liang pick his feet. Zhao Xiaohan thought of a classic line on the Internet for no reason, you will never imagine that the person sitting across from the computer and chatting with you is a peerless beauty, or a big man who picks his feet. Of course, it may not be human, it may be It's a dog, maybe a cat, or maybe a mouse. It all depends on whether he will suddenly send a string of English letters and number key combinations that you can't understand when chatting with you. If so, Then congratulations, you have been recruited, and it is very likely that the person who chats with you is only his pet.

"No, you just promised me that tomorrow's breakfast can't be less, big deal, I'll eat one less steamed bun." Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, stood up, and returned to his bed. He didn't prepare anything when he came to school Things, he just brought some daily necessities, such as toothbrush, toothpaste and towels. As for other things, such as computers, he didn't bring any of them.

"Two, at least you have to eat two less steamed buns before I promise you." Without looking back, Zhang Liang clicked on a software called Kuaibo, and carefully selected one that he thought was a classic. Afterwards, a naked woman and a naked man appeared on his computer screen, panting and doing something inappropriate for children. Of course, there was a burst of um Hmm, slap, slap, oh, yes, there is also the woman's panting and the man's heavy grunt.

Hearing this voice that made a pure boy like Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help but blush, Zhao Xiaohan lowered his head in embarrassment. For a man like him who exudes a pure aura from his bones, this kind of boy is not suitable for children. He couldn't help but blushed. Of course, during the rest of the blushing, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help but stretched out his head, and his eyes unconsciously glanced at Zhang Liang's computer screen.

"Uh, you open the full screen, the window is too small, I can't see clearly, alas, you are too selfish to enjoy such a good movie by yourself, such a good thing should have the spirit of sharing , My mobile phone has bluetooth, you can pass it on to me." Finally, after looking a few more times, the pure Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help but speak.

Hearing the voice from behind, Zhang Liang shook his head decisively and refused without looking back: "No. I'm a selfish person, of course I want to hide this kind of good stuff secretly, if you want to see it , I can pass it on to you, but tomorrow's breakfast, hehe, you understand what I want to say."

After a long while, Zhao Xiaohan's leisurely voice finally came out from under the blanket: "Okay, I understand what you mean, I don't need you to buy me breakfast tomorrow morning, hurry up, pass it to me, I will Bluetooth is turned on."

"Yes, young man, you are very savvy." Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Zhang Liang finally nodded with satisfaction. After a few seconds, Zhang Liang suddenly turned his head and frowned: "Excuse me, some heroes , Why do I only send the video to Zhao Xiaohan alone, and three Bluetooth names appear at the same time? Fat and thin, can you two give me a reasonable explanation? "

Hearing Zhang Liang's words, there was a sudden silence in the dormitory, and after several seconds, a leisurely voice finally came out: "Uh, brother Liang, um, what, we are all in the same dormitory, we are all from the same family. Man, if you have something good, of course you have to share it with your family as soon as possible. Brother Liang, the two of us also think this film is very good. Why don't you carry forward your good quality of fraternity and let us share it with you Be happy."

"Of course, but, for breakfast tomorrow morning, you two, hehe, you also understand." Zhang Liang smiled and turned his head, looking like a profiteer, but the action of picking his feet in his hands accelerated again many.