The best ambiguous master

the next morning.When Zhao Xiaohan woke up from his sleep, the scent of porridge came to his nostrils. In fact, when he was still in the dream, his stomach had already started to growl, and he was also caught by this. The tangy aroma of porridge lured him to wake up.

"Is it fragrant?" When Zhao Xiaohan opened his eyes, there was Zhang Liang's humble smile. At this time, Zhang Liang was holding a bowl of oatmeal porridge standing on the head of his bed. The fragrance of porridge just now came from Zhang Liang's bowl. Seeing Zhang Liang's humble appearance, Zhao Xiaohan nodded honestly and said, "Sweet."

"Want to drink it?" Hearing Zhao Xiaohan say it's delicious, Zhang Liang laughed heartily, proudly picked up a spoon, scooped up a spoonful of oatmeal porridge, put it into his mouth, drank it in one gulp, and exhaled comfortably: "It's really fragrant." Ah."

"I want to drink." Zhao Xiaohan nodded again.Although he didn't want to admit it, his stomach had already betrayed him deeply.

"Oh, then think about it slowly." After getting a satisfactory answer, Zhang Liang turned around and sat down on his bed with the porridge in his hand. At this time, there was still a plate of steamed buns on his table. There seemed to be dozens of them, and the fat and thin fairy boy was also sitting on the head of Zhang Liang's bed. At this time, one of them was holding a bowl of oatmeal porridge and buns in his hand, and they were wolfing down.

Seeing a few people eating and drinking, but leaving himself here alone, Zhao Xiaohan sat up from the bed in an instant, squinted his eyes and looked at Zhang Liang and said, "Are you guys so embarrassed to let me watch you eat? Actually, I want to I know, why all three of you have something to eat, but you don't have mine?"

"Uh, because this is the fruit of my labor." Zhang Liang chuckled, bit off a bun and said, "Last night, I gave away the classics that I have treasured for many years. There are dozens of films and dozens of G's. The memory was all stored on their own computers by the two of them, so, in order to express their gratitude to me, they insisted on inviting me to breakfast. I didn't want to agree to it, but the kindness is hard to come by, you understand, The hospitality is hard to turn down, and then you will see, we are eating, do you watch, don't worry, I won't be unable to eat just because you look at me."

Looking at the smug smile on Zhang Liang's face, Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, put on his clothes slowly, then lit a cigarette, and when he woke up in the morning, he smoked a cigarette to wake up, this is his It has been a habit for many years. If he wakes up in the morning and doesn't smoke a cigarette, he will have no energy for a day.

When a cigarette was half smoked, Zhao Xiaohan walked to the bathroom unhurriedly. After washing his face and brushing his teeth, several people were still on the table watching the computer and eating buns. When they saw Zhao Xiaohan coming, Just when he was about to talk, he saw that Zhao Xiaohan had already picked up a bun without saying a word and started to eat it.

"Damn, you're grabbing buns." Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's actions, Zhang Liang was taken aback.

"Really? I like to snatch it." Zhao Xiaohan chuckled, picked up another bun with the other hand and started to eat it. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's honest appearance and started to grab it, Zhang Liang put his hand on it. In front of Baozi, he looked like he wanted to fight Zhao Xiaohan, but could Zhang Liang be as fast as Zhao Xiaohan?

Impossible, so when Zhang Liang was still protecting the buns, Zhao Xiaohan had already picked up a few more buns, and when Zhang Liang reflected, Zhao Xiaohan was already full and returned to himself comfortably He lay down on the head of the bed, and when Zhang Liang was stunned at how Zhao Xiaohan's hand could move so fast, Zhao Xiaohan had already burped.

"Ah, I'm really full. Zhang Liang, you still have to remember to buy buns tomorrow morning." Lying on the bed, Zhao Xiaohan raised the corners of his mouth, outlining a wicked smile. Now he is getting more and more used to being in school. I am getting used to my life, and I am more and more used to joking with Zhang Liang and others, living like a child who has not grown up.There is no intrigue, no intersecting of interests, such days, I am afraid, can only be found in school, right?

After half an hour, several people planned to go to class, but when they just walked out of the dormitory building, they found that the school today was extremely lively, because there were crowds of people everywhere, and there seemed to be a large group of people Surrounded in a corner, but, although there is already a large group of people, there are still people trying to squeeze past.

"It seems to be very lively over there, let's go and have a look?" Seeing the excitement, Zhang Liang was the first to become interested, but although his tone was a question, his voice just fell, and he was the first to rush over. Seeing Zhang Liang's anxious look, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head helplessly and followed.

When he came to the front, a large group of people gathered together, and he couldn't see the situation clearly at all, but when Zhao Xiaohan just came to the front, he realized that he was obviously thinking too much, when Zhang Liang had just arrived at the crowd, , already found the problem that Zhao Xiaohan thought of.

"Damn it, whose money lost it? Let me wipe it, 5000 yuan? So much, whose money is it?" When Zhao Xiaohan just walked over, what he saw was such a scene. Standing behind the crowd, Zhang Liang shouted After shouting such a sentence, some people in the crowd turned their heads when they heard Zhang Liang's words, but most of them were watching, and no one left their original positions. Seeing that the crowd's reaction was not strong enough, Zhang Liang rolled his eyes , Hehe smiled, took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, shook them lightly, and shouted loudly: "Damn, no one wants so much money? No one wants me to take it away. Who lost the money? More than 5000 yuan, whose money is it?"

As he said that, before people could react, Zhang Liang threw the wad of banknotes into the crowd in a flash. Seeing Zhang Liang throwing out the banknotes, Zhao Xiaohan was immediately frightened. Jumped, similarly, not only Zhao Xiaohan was startled at that time, but the others were also startled, but instead of standing still like Zhao Xiaohan, the others rushed out in a swarm , rushed towards the place where the banknote landed.

"Damn, why are you still standing there stupidly? Why don't you hurry in?" Just when Zhao Xiaohan was in a daze, Zhang Liang had already rushed in front of Zhao Xiaohan, grabbed Zhao Xiaohan's arm and squeezed into the crowd. This time, since people rushed out to grab money, the two of them came to the center of the crowd smoothly.

"What you really threw out just now was 5000 yuan?" Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help asking after standing still.Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Zhang Liang laughed loudly, then approached Zhao Xiaohan, lowered his voice and whispered: "Do you think I'm stupid? If it's really 5000 yuan, would I throw it out? Tell you, I just What I threw out was the toy banknote I bought at the canteen for five yuan, which is the prop in the movie, or do you really think I have a trick in my head?"

Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan finally breathed a sigh of relief, he thought Zhang Liang really had a hole in his head, but after hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Zhao Xiaohan still smiled slightly and said: "Do you think there is no hole in your brain? Even if there is no hole, it is still caught by the door."

"Damn." Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Zhang Liang raised his middle finger fiercely. After a few seconds, the two of them successfully squeezed into the front position. The crowd was submerged, and in fact, no one else could be blamed. Just when Zhang Liang threw out the toy banknotes, Zhao Xiaohan clearly saw two people rushing out with the crowd to grab the toy banknotes.

At this time, in the center of the crowd, there was a table with a red banner hanging on it, which said that the Guitar Club recruited new students. Behind the table were two women and a man. At this time, there were three people. They were busy filling out various forms, and there was a long queue in front of the three of them, one after another, making people overwhelmed.

"Guitar club?" Seeing the banner on the table, Zhao Xiaohan frowned. Is a guitar club worthy of attracting so many students?

"It turned out to be the Guitar Club, I said." When Zhang Liang saw the Guitar Club, he suddenly realized, with a strange smile on his face.

"Let's go, there's nothing to see." When Zhao Xiaohan saw that the guitar club was recruiting new members, Zhao Xiaohan had no interest. He thought something big happened here. It turned out that it was just the guitar club recruiting new members, although he I don't understand why a guitar society caused such a big stir?

"Go? Why do you want to go?" Hearing Zhao Xiaohan said that he wanted to go, Zhang Liang blushed all of a sudden: "We squeezed in with great difficulty, how can we go?"

"What else do you want to do if you don't leave? Do you want to sign up?" Zhao Xiaohan frowned even deeper, but, looking at Zhang Liang, he seemed to know why the guitar society caused such a big commotion?

"Yes, I want to sign up." Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Zhang Liang nodded fiercely, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, I saw it, otherwise, I would have missed this great opportunity, God bless you Ah, I must let me succeed in the interview later, and I must join the guitar club."

At this time, Zhang Liang was talking, clasping his hands together, closing his eyes tightly, with a devout look, as if he was really begging God to bless him, looking at Zhang Liang's nagging, Zhao Xiaohan sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, then you sign up, and I'll go back first."

"No, you can't go." Hearing Zhao Xiaohan said that he wanted to leave, Zhang Liang opened his eyes at once, and hurriedly grabbed Zhao Xiaohan's arm and fell down: "You have to sign up with me."

"Why should I sign up with you?" Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and said, "I'm not interested in guitars, and I'm even less interested in guitar clubs. So, I won't sign up with you."

"No." Hearing that Zhao Xiaohan rejected him, Zhang Liang grabbed Zhao Xiaohan's arm and increased his strength again, with a smirk on his face, he said with a smile: "Don't you want to know why you signed up for the guitar?" Club? Don’t you want to know why so many people sign up for the guitar club?”