The best ambiguous master

Three days later, the public beta version of Genesis was officially launched. On the day of its launch, it was consecutively on the top search lists and download lists. On the same day, the public beta version of Genesis had [-] million registrations, making it the highest online game in one fell swoop. The record of the number of people, that is, on the same day, due to the excessive number of people online, the Genesis server was paralyzed three times in a row, and there was a lot of scolding in the game. On the same day, Zhao Xiaohan also registered an account and entered the game to experience it, but During the one-hour period, the entire screen of the game was filled with only one sentence from the players from the beginning to the end, that is: "One step at a time, the card is chic, and one walk, one stop, the stop is stylish."

When he saw this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan, who was sitting in front of the computer, couldn't help laughing. In fact, Zhao Xiaohan was sitting in an Internet cafe at this time, playing a league game with a group of senior game lovers, but It's not that the computer at home can't be used. For many men, games still have to be played in Internet cafes to have an atmosphere. Sitting at home alone, no matter how good you play, no one will know, and no one will follow you Sharing this feeling always feels a little depressing.

"Damn, Xiaohan, are you smirking? Why don't you hurry up and upgrade with me?" Sitting next to Zhao Xiaohan is Zhang Liang, who is wearing earphones and holding a cigarette in his hand, puffing Foggy, eyes staring straight at the computer screen, even when he took a sip of the mineral water next to him, he couldn't take his eyes off. Looking at Zhang Liang's obsessed look, Zhao Xiaohan was really worried that he would not Carefully pour mineral water up your nose?

"I don't want to play anymore, let's go back to school." As he said that, Zhao Xiaohan paid the bill with his membership card. Zhang Liang was dumbfounded at the speed. Obviously, he didn't expect Zhao Xiaohan to say that he would not play if he didn't want to play. Played: "Damn, if you say you don't want to play, you won't play, you are such a cheater!"

"You're the one who got caught, hurry up, today is the last day, and tomorrow is the winter vacation. I don't want to be blocked by Teacher Murong from entering the classroom on the last day." While speaking, Zhao Xiaohan had already packed his things. Standing up, seeing Zhao Xiaohan's determination to leave, Zhang Liang had no choice but to nod helplessly, turned off his computer, and followed Zhao Xiaohan back to the school.

The Spring Festival is the busiest day in the history of China. Compared with New Year’s Day, which is not a real New Year, the Spring Festival is the real New Year in China. Watch the Spring Festival Gala, eat New Year’s Eve dinner, set off firecrackers, and give out red envelopes. I can't find another day that is more lively than the Spring Festival. Now, the Spring Festival is only a few days away, so Yenching University also announces that the winter vacation is about to begin at this time.

"Student, I'm sorry to bother you. Excuse me, do you have "A Brief History of Time"?" Just when Zhao Xiaohan came to the front of the teaching building, a little girl who looked innocent suddenly stopped him and asked After saying such a sentence, Zhao Xiaohan frowned subconsciously when he heard the little girl's words, and said softly: "Little girl, why are you talking like that at such a young age?"

After saying this, Zhao Xiaohan turned around and planned to leave, but just as he was taking a step, the little girl behind him grabbed him again, and continued to ask cautiously: "Student, do I really want to leave?" I need it urgently, do you have "A Brief History of Time"?"

"No." Seeing the little girl's perseverance, Zhao Xiaohan gave her an angry look and said, "Student, let me tell you very clearly, I don't have time to pick up shit, even if I have time, I don't." Go pick up shit, do you understand? Little girl, at such a young age, why can’t she get along with shit?”

Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's sulky face, the little girl froze there for a while. After a while, she finally came to her senses, glared at Zhao Xiaohan angrily, and said through gritted teeth: "Student, I said A Brief History of Time is the title of a book, not you asking if you have time to pick up shit..."

"Hahaha, I can't do it, I'm laughing to death." Just when the girl's voice fell, Zhang Liang was already out of breath from laughing. Looking at Zhang Liang's stomach hurting from laughing, Zhao Xiaohan raised his foot and put his foot on his buttocks, then turned his head, looked at the little girl with a blushing face in embarrassment and apologized: "Sorry, I misunderstood what you mean, I just Said, how can such a beautiful little girl have trouble with shit? Classmate, I don't have time to pick up shit, and I don't have "A Brief History of Time", you can ask other classmates."

After saying this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan turned around and left without turning his head. The embarrassment on his face, especially the breathless look of Zhang Liangxiao beside him, made Zhao Xiaohan want to let him understand Why are the flowers so red, but what Zhao Xiaohan didn't know was that after he left, the little girl also gave Zhao Xiaohan a look of resentment, stuck out her tongue at him fiercely, and made a grimace look.

In the classroom, Murong Yaner was on the podium announcing some thesis assignments during the holiday, as well as the practice reports during the holiday, as well as the time for the holiday. Pay attention to them and continue to state your vacation arrangements on the podium.

Seeing Murong Yaner's eloquent expression on the podium, for some reason, Zhao Xiaohan suddenly remembered the last time he accidentally kissed her at her home, and looked at Murong Yan'er's face on the podium. The red sexy soft lips, Zhao Xiaohan subconsciously added the corners of his mouth, I have to say, Teacher Murong's lips are really soft.

"Zhao Xiaohan, did you understand what I said just now?" Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's runaway appearance, Murong Yan'er couldn't help opening her mouth. Hearing what Murong Yan'er said, Zhao Xiaohan froze for a moment. One said: "Ah? What did you say?"

"Let me tell you, did you hear what I just said?" Actually, seeing Zhao Xiaohan's ignorant look, Murong Yan'er knew that it was absolutely impossible for him to hear, but, looking at Zhao Xiaohan With Xiao Han's wicked smile, she knew that he was definitely not thinking of anything good.

"No." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and said, "I'm thinking about other things."

"What are you thinking?" Following Zhao Xiaohan's words, Murong Yan'er opened her mouth.

"I was thinking, last time, a woman invited me to her house as a guest and made me a sweet and sour fish. It turned out that the fish tasted sour, sweet, bitter and spicy. She wanted to play tricks on me. In the end, she I fell down in the kitchen and was kissed by me, I was thinking, why is that woman so stupid?" As he said that, Zhao Xiaohan still had a look of aftertaste on his face, looking at his face With a smirk, Murong Yan'er's face turned red all of a sudden, of course she knew that the woman Zhao Xiaohan was talking about was her, wasn't she?

After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Murong Yan'er blushed, and then became angry, glared at Zhao Xiaohan fiercely and said: "Zhao Xiaohan, remember to hand in the practice report and papers for next semester. If you can’t hand it in, your evaluation this time will be unqualified, you won’t be able to get your graduation certificate, and class will be dismissed!”

After saying this, he turned around and left the classroom in a huff. Seeing Murong Yaner's angry look, Zhao Xiaohan suddenly became a little dumbfounded. He was getting more and more courageous, even the teacher dared to tease him. The point, this is not the point, the point is that there will be a paper for the practice report next semester, isn't Murong Yan'er clearly avenging her personal revenge?

A week later, Zhao Xiaohan packed up his things and left Yenching University. His first semester in Yenching University ended here. Before he left, he still encountered He arrived at Murong Yan'er who was holding a report in his hand, but after seeing Zhao Xiaohan, Murong Yan'er gave him a hard look, then turned around and walked away angrily, looking at Murong Yan'er who was angrily Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and smiled wryly, no wonder people say that it is better to offend ten villains than to offend a woman, a woman, a woman, can melt a man's heart when she is gentle, and can melt a man's heart when she is cruel. My heart is broken, this is a woman.

The train ticket has already been bought, and it was grabbed half a month in advance. When grabbing the ticket, Zhao Xiaohan squatted in front of the computer, his bladder was about to explode, and he didn't dare to leave the computer for half a step. , I don’t really like to enjoy the feeling of taking the train. Damn, during the Chinese New Year, during the Spring Festival travel season, in addition to being crowded, it feels like a fart. It’s because their village is too poor, and the only airport is still If they are in the province, if they take the plane, they have to go through the process of changing trains several times. Shen Bing is pregnant again, so he really doesn't want to go through the hassle, so he has to fight for seven or eight hours before he can get two seats on the train. ticket.

However, for Zhao Xiaohan, taking the train was bad news, but three days before he left Yanjing, God still gave him a surprise, that is, Ah Niu finally woke up from a coma, When he opened his eyes, the first words he said were, Brother Han, go quickly, go fast.When Zhao Xiaohan heard this sentence from the doctor, for a while, he could only squat in the corner silently, smoking a cigarette fiercely, and then rushed to the hospital in a hurry.

In the hospital, the entire second floor has been surrounded by people brought by Agou and Kunzi. The inner three floors and the outer three floors, even an ant can hardly move around. The entire floor is full of people in black suits. The man stood at the door of the special care ward with a cold face. He looked like the underworld in the movie. When Zhao Xiaohan just came to the second floor, he was also taken aback. After seeing this scene For a moment, there was only one thought in his mind, that is, later, uncle policeman, won't he come over and arrest him, right?