The best ambiguous master

Spring Festival Transport, this is a thing that makes Zhao Xiaohan feel pain in his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Wherever he meets his eyes, there are huge crowds of people, the sound of gongs and drums, and the sound of firecrackers. From time to time, someone would grab Zhao Xiaohan and ask, "Oh brother, do you want to stay in the hotel? We have that kind of service here, especially on the two words, which especially aggravate the voice, but Zhao Xiaohan I just want to say something to this 50-year-old aunt, aunt, can't you see the wife standing next to me?

"I'm not that kind of person, you misunderstood me." Zhao Xiaohan rejected the old lady with righteous words. How could a righteous person like him do such an affair?Even if Shen Bing wasn't around, he would... ahem, he would ask the price quietly.

"Little brother, our little girl has a good figure, beautiful breasts, a pretty face, and a good job. It will definitely make you feel like eating chewing gum all night, and you won't be able to stop at all." Ah!" The old aunt is still relentless towards Zhao Xiaohan, trying to further seduce Zhao Xiaohan, but unfortunately, is Zhao Xiaohan the kind of person who only cares about physical pleasure and does not pay attention to spiritual entertainment?The answer is obvious, he is not, he is a person who is out of vulgar taste, he is a person out of vulgarity, so, after he thought that the old lady secretly asked for a contact information, he just turned around and left, yes Yes, when he left, he didn't have any worries, just like the book said, he came lightly, he left lightly again, with a wave of his sleeves, he didn't take away a single cloud, only A contact information of the old lady.

No way, who made the old lady say so attractive?The breasts are raised, the face is beautiful, and the work is okay. Obviously, Zhao Xiaohan will not believe what the old aunt said. If there is such a woman, she will still be in your small hotel Do this kind of business?Why don't you jump ship early and become a big star?

Alas, for a person like Zhao Xiaohan who always thinks of the masses, after hearing the old lady's propaganda, he has only one thought in his mind, that is, he must meet these women who look like celebrities. If they are really that beautiful, he must have a good chat and exchange with them, and then send them to Zhou Changyi's entertainment company. There is no way, he is such a good man who is good at discovering the truth, goodness and beauty, as long as others are happy , what is it if he is a little bit tired?

"Be careful, don't let anyone touch you." While walking towards the waiting room with luggage in his hand, Zhao Xiaohan held Shen Bing's little hand and reminded him softly. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's rambling appearance, Shen Bing nodded. Nodding, humming, a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Looking at the entire Yanjing, who would have thought that this man who had caused an uproar in Yanjing more than once, even Ling Tian, ​​one of the four young masters in the capital, and the son of the director of the Public Security Bureau and the deputy mayor, would have So babbling like an old woman's side?

The waiting room was still full of people. It was not too late for them to come, but unfortunately, there was no longer a seat in the waiting room where people could sit down, and there were even few places to stand. There was no way , after many people bought tickets, they didn't even go back. They just bought a few newspapers, laid them on the floor, and then closed their eyes and squinted for a while. For these people, Zhao Xiaohan didn't have the slightest contempt or dislike for them. On the contrary, He would think that these people are cuter. In fact, during the Spring Festival every year, there are the most students and migrant workers. To book tickets, they don't use such advanced computers, and they are reluctant to use such expensive smartphones, so they can only use the most clumsy way to choose the way home.

It's a pity that they are exhausted all year round, but they don't get the respect they deserve. Maybe they eat steamed buns and pickles every day, smoke cigarettes that cost three yuan and two yuan, sleep on a broken board, wear What they buy are old clothes bought several years ago, but their sons and daughters use iPhones at school, eat KFC and McDonald’s, wear famous brands, and compare with their classmates who is more willing to spend money, When will these children grow up and understand the sadness of their parents?During the Chinese New Year, when your parents come back from working outside, tell them personally, Mom and Dad, you have worked hard and are tired, let me beat your back and shoulders for you, shall we?

"I'll go and see if there are any seats left." Putting down his luggage on the ground, Zhao Xiaohan searched for a seat around here. After searching for a long time, he couldn't find a vacant seat. Just as he sighed and was about to leave, he happened to see a man occupying two seats by himself. The reason for saying this was that this man had his feet on one seat, his body was lying on the other seat, his head Covered with a newspaper, wearing a black suit, he appeared to be asleep.

"Hey, buddy?" Zhao Xiaohan squatted down and patted the man's shoulder lightly, trying to wake him up from his dream, but Zhao Xiaohan's voice seemed to have disappeared, and the man didn't respond at all. Seeing this man sleeping like a dead pig, Zhao Xiaohan could only helplessly pat him on the shoulder again, and said in a louder voice: "Hey, buddy, wake up, there's an earthquake, the sky is falling, and the volcano is falling." It's going to explode."

"Earthquake? Where is the earthquake? Run away!" Suddenly, the man jumped up from his seat. As soon as he jumped up, he was about to run away, but after a few seconds, he looked around , found that everyone around him was looking at him like a fool, and only then did he realize that there was no earthquake.

Seeing the man sitting down again, Zhao Xiaohan took a step forward and said with a smile: "Brother, let's talk about it, can I let my girlfriend sit for a while? She is pregnant, can you help me?"

"Your girlfriend? Who is your girlfriend?" Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the man frowned and glanced at him. Hearing what the man said, Zhao Xiaohan stretched out his hand, pointed in Shen Bing's direction and continued: "She It's my girlfriend, she is not in good health, you have a free seat here, can you let her rest for a while?"

"Oh." Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the man nodded, and then said, "Your girlfriend is pregnant, so it's none of my business?"

After saying a word, the man was about to lie down and continue to sleep again. Hearing the man's words, Zhao Xiaohan's face changed suddenly, but he continued to smile and said: "Dude, they are all away from home. If you can take care of them, take care of them." , come on, buddy, smoke a cigarette and save face, okay?"

Zhao Xiaohan's words were very polite, but just after his voice fell, the man sat up suddenly, looked at Zhao Xiaohan's delicate face for a long time, and then said: "If you want to let It’s fine if your girlfriend sits down, but hey, there’s room on my lap, or let her sit on my lap? Hahaha.”

It may be that Zhao Xiaohan looks too young, or it may be that the other party did not intend to give him a place at all, so after Zhao Xiaohan said that sentence just now, there was no interval of a second, and the man said this sentence Coming out, hearing the man's words, Zhao Xiaohan's eyes narrowed slowly, and then, the smile on his face also began to slowly dissipate, finally, after looking at the man for a second, Zhao Xiaohan finally spoke softly again Said: "Brother, the mountains don't turn and the water turns, the future will be long, stay a line in life, so we can meet each other in the future."

After saying this, Zhao Xiaohan turned around and returned to Shen Bing's direction. After Zhao Xiaohan left, the man spat fiercely at his back, then lay down on the seat again, took out a The newspaper covered his face and fell asleep. On the other side, after returning to Shen Bing, Zhao Xiaohan lowered his head and looked at his watch. It was only about half an hour before the departure time, so he stopped hesitating immediately. Put down the luggage you were carrying and put it on the ground, then slowly spread it into a flat shape, raised your head, looked at Shen Bing and said with a smile: "Come on, empress, I have wronged you, let's sit on the luggage and rest for a while. We will be able to check in and get on the bus in 10 minutes."

In the next 10 minutes, Zhao Xiaohan bought a newspaper, sat beside Shen Bing, lowered his head, and continued to play Doudizhu with Shen Bing's mobile phone. Only then did Zhao Xiaohan slowly release the last two cards in his hand, big and small kings. Seeing that Zhao Xiaohan didn't release the big and small kings until the end, Shen Bing couldn't help but asked with some doubts: "Why do you keep the big and small kings at the end?" Woolen cloth?"

Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, got up slowly, and said softly: "If the ace is played at the beginning, don't you think the game will be very boring? The ace, the one that is kept until the end, is called the ace."

After speaking, regardless of whether Shen Bing understood or not, Zhao Xiaohan smiled, picked up his luggage, and walked into the long queue at the ticket gate. This time, Zhao Xiaohan really realized the profoundness of the four words "Huaxia has a large land and a large population." , Accidentally, after the ticket check was over, there were already dozens of shoe prints on Zhao Xiaohan's feet. Of course, this was due to his over-reaction. There are more than a few hundred, I'm afraid there are more than a few hundred.

"Hey, buddy, what a coincidence!" Just as Zhao Xiaohan took Shen Bing to find his position, a man's voice suddenly came from behind him. When he turned his head, he saw a man lying on the ground with two Said such a sentence to Zhao Xiaohan, the man whose girlfriend is pregnant has nothing to do with me slowly sat opposite Zhao Xiaohan!