Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun was speechless, Huang Shiying was completely exhausted, but Qi Feifei's attitude was very clear, Huang Shiying couldn't catch up with him at all.

However, she knew Qi Feifei's clear attitude, Lin Kun understood it, Huang Shiying didn't understand it, and felt that she had accepted him. Fortunately, Huang Shiying really liked her and wanted to continue her romantic pursuit in accordance with her style.

Lin Kun was very impatient. After all, Huang Shiying entrusted himself but did not pay him. This loss-making and hopeless business is very painful to do.

But...Lin Kun suddenly thought that this morning He had a fight with a beautiful girl for no reason, Tao Linna who was lingering just now, and Mr. Xie Tian who was guarding Yue Linglong.And the scariest thing is the hidden enemies, such as the scary person who can control plants against Liu Yinnan...

Although Lin Kun has had a great time in the past two days, and has made many beautiful school girls, he has also made many enemies invisibly, but he is alone. Of course, there are four brothers in the dormitory, but they are all ordinary people , and Lin Kun didn't want to drag them into the water because of himself, but at the critical moment, he really needed someone to help.

Huang Shiying in front of him is the best candidate. He is straightforward enough, has many subordinates, and seems to be a bit stubborn. Maybe one day he can really come in handy.

Therefore, Lin Kun agreed to Huang Shiying's request and continued to help him pursue Qi Feifei. As for the reply letter of the same type, Lin Kun had to think about it. Huang Shiying was overjoyed and immediately took her away. When he left, he threw a box of high-end cigarettes to Lin Kun, and he has already started giving gifts, which is a good sign.

After they left, Zhang Xuemin was excited, pulled Lin Kun, and said, "Second brother, you are really capable, and you can give me some advice on my affairs?"

"If it depends on the situation, at the very least, you must first understand the basic situation of the other party, and then inquire about the other party's impression of you before you can prescribe the right medicine. If you pursue it rashly, it may arouse the other party's resentment." Lin Kun said patiently. He just wanted to get in there if he wanted to, and the job of being a media protector was really not what she wanted.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xuemin took out a piece of paper from his pocket with excitement, which was half a meter long, and said excitedly: "I have already investigated this point, and it is quite detailed."

Lin Kun was sweating profusely, and almost forgot that Zhang Xuemin was a born paparazzi, and he was best at investigating others. In this long information sheet, everything from this chick's birth date, to her measurements, to her aunt's life, and There are fluctuating materials for reference, and everything is recorded in every detail, and the imperial court's archives bureau is not at this level.

It seems that Zhang Xuemin is determined to pursue this girl named 'Yan Qiuyue', but Lin Kun really doesn't want to get involved. It's fine if he helps matchmaking and make this couple happen, but if the other party is like Qi Feifei, I don't like Zhang Xuemin at all, I'm afraid Zhang Xuemin will blame him in turn.

But they are all brothers in the same dormitory. Naturally, Lin Kun would not explain what he said. He deliberately made it difficult for Zhang Xuemin, saying: "These you investigated are basic information, but anyone who is compatible and chatting can directly Obtain these information from her mouth, if you want to prove that she is really interested in you, you should try to find some other information from her mouth."

"What information?" Zhang Xuemin asked.

Lin Kun thought for a while, and said: "For example, has she ever learned how men pee while standing, does she like to sleep naked, does she wear revealing clothes on purpose to attract boys' attention, if her future husband is incompetent, or short and early? Thank you, will she have an affair, has she peeed in the bath or swimming pool... and other questions, if she is willing to answer you, it proves that she has no grudges against you, and she also has good feelings for you and is willing to reveal Let me tell you the secret in my heart."

Zhang Xuemin nodded bitterly. Although he was determined to become an excellent reporter, even a paparazzi, he was already prepared to ask various questions. However, if he asked his girlfriend or wife these questions, Forget it, but if you ask a girl you like, I'm afraid most of you will get a big mouth...

But he felt that what Lin Kun said was reasonable. If he was willing to answer such questions when he first met, it would really show that the girl was interested in him.

Zhang Xuemin thought for a long time, nodded, and said: "Okay, second brother, I'll listen to you, find a chance to ask her, if she wants to answer me truthfully, then second brother, you must help me pursue her when the time comes. "

"Definitely, definitely." Lin Kun wiped his cold sweat, said with a smile, and thought to himself, if she wants to answer you, brother will help you chase her, and if she beats you, brother will also give you medicine.

Zhang Xuemin walked away confidently, it could be seen that he was extremely entangled and had some expectations.

Lin Kun originally wanted to go out and look for business, but suddenly his stomach growled, and he went directly to the toilet to squat down to write a big piece of paper. Just as he was pulling very happily, the toilet door was knocked open, almost Scared the remaining half of his poop back.

It was Xu Cheng who hurried in. He didn't even look at Lin Kun on the toilet as soon as he entered the door. He went straight to the sink next to him and vomited profusely. He didn't know how disgusting things happened to him. It came out, as if to spit out all the internal organs.

Lin Kun was sitting on the toilet, staring at him blankly, half of the poop hadn't come out yet, but he didn't dare to push hard for fear of irritating Xu Cheng, and he would die if he vomited again.

After a long time, Xu Cheng finally vomited cleanly. He seemed to have lost a lot of weight. He stared at his eyes and gasped for breath. Then he found Lin Kun and said weakly, "Second brother, you don't know. Gays are so disgusting, so disgusting, they actually really, really..."

"It's a chrysanthemum..." Lin Kun said lightly, "If you don't have a chrysanthemum, what kind of gay is it!"

"Stop talking." Xu Cheng yelled, quickly covered his mouth, and retched again.

Lin Kun shook his head and smiled bitterly. Xu Cheng is a typical handsome man, and this kind of handsomeness is not popular now. It belongs to the aesthetics of the 60s and [-]s of the last century. Those aunts and aunts of the mother generation like this kind of handsome face the most, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. White and clean.

Except for aunts and aunts, only men like it.

That's why Xu Cheng is so popular among gays. As for gays, this kind of thing has existed for several years. I have clearly recorded it in the history books. The origin of homosexuality lies in our dynasty, and homosexuality is already reasonable and legal in foreign areas.In today's dynasty, this kind of thing is also on the rise, more and more, just like Liu Yinnan, a super rotten girl, often said: "The ratio of men to women is three to one, and a rotten girl looks at three sexes!"

Of course, this situation is not entirely due to the difference in the proportion of men and women.

Of course, the vast majority of people still can’t accept it. Xu Cheng is one, and Lin Kun is the same, but Lin Kun said patiently: “I can’t accept this situation just like you, but I won’t discriminate against them, let alone If you hate them, if you don’t like them yourself, just keep them at arm’s length, after all, they are also driven by love.”

"Love?" Xu Cheng said with horror, this guy was terrified.

Lin Kun said seriously: "Of course it is love. When a man and a woman are together, it is more of opposite sex attraction. At first it was for a momentary preference, then the marriage was for responsibility, and later it was for the inheritance of the family. But same-sex togetherness is completely different. It's pure love."

"How could they have love?" Xu Cheng said with lingering fear.

"Love is a wonderful thing. Sometimes love is like poop. It can't be stopped when it comes. Once flushed, it never comes back. And every time it comes, it seems to be the same, and it seems to be different. Sometimes it comes violently and intermittently, and sometimes I work hard for a long time, only to find that it's just a fart..."

After hearing Lin Kun's explanation, Xu Cheng felt even more disgusted, and he asked suspiciously, "Second brother, what do you mean?"

Lin Kun suddenly straightened his face and said, "I mean, I'm defecating, get out of here quickly!"