Part-time flower care worker

Xu Cheng got sick under the covers by himself, he didn't even play his favorite computer games, it seemed that he was greatly stimulated.

Lin Kun lifted his trousers and walked out of the toilet with a relaxed face. Seeing Xu Cheng's appearance, he could only helplessly, and there was no way to persuade him. In fact, this situation is easy to understand. This is just a new change in human development and evolution.

When human beings face love, they have overcome various difficulties, such as height, age, family background, social relationship at the beginning, and now they have begun to overcome gender. If they continue to develop, they will gradually begin to overcome species issues.

"You, find a girlfriend as soon as possible, and those people will stop pestering you, otherwise you will cast a shadow, and I'm afraid you will hate both men and women." Lin Kun said earnestly.

Xu Cheng hid under the blanket and hummed, but he didn't know if he listened or not.

Lin Kun also ignored him, taking advantage of his absence from work, to take a good rest, there is still a difficult task waiting for him at night.That is, help the old turtle in the lake dig the bastard!

The place where the bastard was buried was covered with two statues by the school. If Lin Kun wanted to dig it, he would have to knock down the statues. He would definitely not be able to go there during the day, so he started to recharge his energy now and prepare to act in the middle of the night.

Soon, Lin Kun fell asleep in Xu Cheng's broken thoughts, and fell into a deep sleep. He didn't know how long it took before he was awakened by the loud sound of the door opening. When he opened his eyes, it was already dark outside. It was Li Yongtai with an angry face who hit the door.

Xu Cheng almost recovered, Zhang Xuemin also came back, and made an appointment with his goddess Yan Qiuyue to go for a walk in the playground later, while he was preparing the question paper.

When the three of them saw Li Yongtai coming in angrily, they were a little surprised. Lin Kun said, "Boss, what's going on with you? Didn't you go out with the little girl you just met this afternoon, and she's still a virgin? What's wrong? Encountered obstacles everywhere? Break him!"

Everyone laughed, but Li Yongtai didn't smile at all. He pushed open the window and shouted at the girls' dormitory opposite, "I'm going to Nima's Virgo!"

Lin Kun and the three were stunned for a moment, and then they realized that what the girl was talking about was not a virgin, but a Virgo. This was completely a malicious concealment of the facts, and a lure with bad intentions...

Li Yongtai is mad with hatred. This is a deception to Chi Guoguo. In fact, he doesn't care whether he is a virgin or not. The main purpose is to make Mo Lili popular. Immediately changed, to please this woman in every possible way, throwing a lot of money, but I didn't expect that she turned out to be a Virgo, the constellation kills people, or our culture is better, the zodiac, if you want to lie, you can't say Are you a pig?

Everyone stepped forward to comfort him, and Li Yongtai's anger subsided a little, not because of how much money he spent, but because he was made angry by others, and more because he blamed himself for being too lacking in depth, and he was immediately fooled when he heard the word "virgin".

"Damn it, I'm so fucking stupid that I even bought a car just to have sex with her." Li Yongtai said depressingly.

car?Lin Kun and the three were shocked. They all knew that Li Yongtai was rich, but they didn't expect to be so rich. Li Yongtai looked at their shocked eyes, and quickly waved his hands: "Don't get excited, it's not a good car, and it's a second-hand car. 3 to [-] yuan, for the convenience of transportation for dates in the future, and by the way, you can save rent by car. If anyone of you is useful in the future, just ask, and the car will be parked at the school gate."

The three of them shook their heads, none of them had a driver's license, and in these days, burning oil was like burning blood, so they couldn't afford to drive.

"Damn. The more you think about it, the more depressed you get. Let's go, brothers, I'll treat you to a drink." Li Yongtai was like an ant on a hot pot, unable to sit still, so depressed that he wanted to rush to the girls' dormitory to kill. Finally endured it, turning grief and anger into drinking.

Lin Kun and others naturally wanted to save face, and followed Li Yongtai out of the school gate. They saw Li Yongtai's car in the parking space at the gate. In fact, there are many people who drive cars to go to college now, and there are also people who hit people to death on campus. However, if your father's surname is not Li, it is best not to drive the car into the campus.

Although it is a second-hand car, it seems to be well maintained, at least [-]% new, it is just a small displacement, and it is just a means of transportation.

Li Yongtai drove the car, pulled the three of Lin Kun, turned on the ignition, put it in gear, released the handbrake and started, five seconds later, stepped on the clutch, took off the gear, pulled the handbrake, turned off the engine, and arrived at the restaurant.

Lin Kun and the others raised their middle fingers at him. Isn't this full of food? You have to drive for a total of five steps away. It's not obvious that you are contributing to three barrels of oil.

This restaurant is the place where Lin Kun and the others treated Li Yongtai to drinks on the first day of school. Since then, Li Yongtai has brought the women here several times, and now they are familiar with each other. The dishes are directly in accordance with Li Yongtai's rules, six dishes and one soup, plus a case of beer.

The food was served quickly. Driven by Li Yongtai's cursing, everyone began to drink wildly. Lin Kun's alcohol capacity was between four and five bottles. He could drink five bottles when he was in a good mood, and he could deal with four bottles when he was in a bad mood. This shows that he This person's mental control ability is still very strong.

But today, because Li Yongtai was in a depressed mood, he drank in a hurry. He drank four bottles of beer in less than half an hour. Lin Kun looked natural on the surface, but felt that his head was a bit big Close one eye to see people, and talk more.

The other three were similar. They drank in a hurry and couldn't bear it even if they had a good capacity for alcohol. Even if a person who could drink ten or eight bottles on weekdays was asked to drink two bottles in a row, he would still be able to do so.

Alcohol is a very angry thing. It can affect people's brain nerves, making people excited or sad, irritable or weak.Drunk people have the most common manifestations, for example, they feel guilty after being drunk, feel sorry for their hard-working parents, or they are full of pride, showing righteousness to brothers who drink with them, making promises, and The most common one is thinking about women, thinking about my first love, thinking about my current girlfriend. I often call immediately no matter how late it is, or even go downstairs to my ex-girlfriend’s house. Of course, there are drunken troublemakers, molesting For women, for those who are motivated to work hard and so on.

Most of them miss their girlfriends, especially their ex-girlfriends. Li Yongtai is this kind of person. After drinking too much, he keeps talking about Mo Lili. Ladu couldn't hold back, whoever pulled him was in a hurry, smashed the glass on the door of the private room with his fist, and even hit his head on the wall, the waiter came to the door, and he wanted to beat him up...

In short, Li Yongtai has brought out the characteristics of a drunk to the fullest.

Fortunately, Li Yongtai really had a lot. Lin Kun and others poured him a few more glasses, and he completely collapsed.

Of course, Lin Kun and the others did not drink less, but they didn't have any squeezed emotions that needed to be vented with alcohol. They just drank too much and talked too much, talking nonsense.

"Oh, by the way, second brother, just now I heard that there is a big job, I don't know if you are interested." Zhang Xuemin said suddenly after barely drinking a glass of beer.

When Lin Kun heard about the big job, he immediately sobered up halfway: "Tell me, what's the big job?"

Zhang Xuemin said: "In my sophomore year, there was a second-generation super otaku. His grandson is fucking rich. Last year, he spent 10 yuan to buy a photo of Liu Yinnan, the king of the town, in a swimsuit. The sneak shot was taken during swimming lessons, and he almost drowned in the swimming pool for no reason at that time, it can be said that he was taking pictures with his life."

Lin Kun felt chills all over his body when he heard this, he knew better than anyone else the power of Liu Yinnan, he could control the human body, if she took away a person's life force, that person would definitely commit suicide, this kind of devilish mother How can they be easily provoked.

Zhang Xuemin continued: "This year, the second generation of super otaku appeared again, and sent a message saying that he is willing to pay 50 yuan to buy a photo of a goddess-level school beauty. Of course, it must be large-scale, and at worst it must be a short skirt and beautiful legs. It’s best to take photos with light leaks, if there are restricted ones, it’s the best, and the price will increase.”

Lin Kun was extremely shocked when he heard this, but he was relieved after thinking about it carefully, because this is a crazy age, especially the madness of the rich, which is beyond the imagination of the poor.

Some people have spent hundreds of thousands, or even millions, to purchase equipment in online games.In order to please women, some people buy million-dollar cars and tens of millions of mansions.Text first.

Now it’s just a mere 50 to buy a photo of a girl who likes it, which is nothing compared to it. Some crazy fans, at the auction, spend a lot of money to buy items used by idols, a dilapidated ancient porcelain vase, It can be sold at a high price of tens of millions casually.

Why keep so much money, spend it.

When someone spends money, someone makes money. Naturally, Lin Kun didn't want to miss this opportunity to get rich overnight. He immediately asked, "Tell me, who is that woman?"

Zhang Xuemin said in frustration: "The bonus is a lot, but it is not easy to get the bonus. This woman is the first-class beauty in our school, and she is also the second person in the school flower list. Her appearance and temperament are no less than Yue Linglong's." , but because she is often not in school, she is ranked second, and it is also because she is rarely seen, so her photos are even more precious."

"Stop talking nonsense, tell me who is her name and where is she now." Lin Kun drank too much and was in a state of fearlessness. If that girl was here now, he would dare to call her She stripped naked for a photo.

It's a pity that Zhang Xuemin said helplessly: "If I knew where she was, I would have taken a sneak shot. This is the photo I took of her from the student council member list. Although it is a standard two-inch photo, it is still unstoppable. ah."

After talking for a long time, it turned out to be nonsense, Lin Kun glared at him angrily, and simply glanced at the photos on the phone.But my heart is still very touched, the brothers all know that he is short of money, and know that he will do anything to make money, but the brothers think about him everywhere, and help him keep an eye out for opportunities to make money anytime, anywhere.

Although he drank too much, Lin Kun didn't cry about brotherhood. He filled the wine glass, made a respect to the two of them, drank it all in one gulp, got up and went to the bathroom gracefully, hiding his merit and fame.