The strongest idler in history

In the early morning of the next day, it was rare for Wei Qi to get up early because he would be living alone from today onwards.

Wei Qi made a special breakfast, and wanted to have one last meal with Xiang Tianwen.Although I haven't done it for a long time, the craftsmanship still hasn't fallen.After all, when he was a gangster, he did all the cooking and laundry by himself.Although the food looks ordinary, it still smells good.

Xiang Tianwen opened his eyes after waking up, and found that Wei Qi had cooked rice and put it on the table, so he pinched himself.Then he muttered: "So I'm still dreaming, continue to sleep." He closed his eyes again and was about to go back to sleep.Although it was a mutter, but unfortunately, it happened to be heard by De Weiqi at the table.

Hearing this, Wei Qi rushed over and beat Xiang Tianwen's ass violently, and cursed at the same time: "I think you don't want to live anymore, I got up early in the morning to cook, and I want to have a meal with you." Yes. Break up after eating, and you are actually saying that you are dreaming! See if I don’t beat you to death, you don’t want to eat the meal. Get out now, get out now, and don’t come back after you get out.”

As he said that, he took the things Xiang Tianwen packed up last night and threw them out of the house.Xiang Tianwen wanted to cry but had no tears. He knew that Wei Qi was angry and had to go to the master with his things.Thinking that after a few days Wei Qi's anger subsides, he will come to apologize to Wei Qi again.

Wei Qi drove Xiang Tian away and asked himself to sit at the table and prepare to eat. When he thought of eating and sleeping alone in the future, he couldn't help but feel a little sad.

Just now he was afraid that Xiang Tianwen would be reluctant to leave, so he took the opportunity to drive him out temporarily. He knew that Xiang Tianwen would have great promise in the future, he was definitely not an ordinary person, and his future achievements were limitless.

"I hope my junior brother can take good care of himself! If he is bullied again, there will be no senior brother to help him." Wei Qi thought about it, and his nose felt sore.Tears are almost left.

"Still eat my food. Crybaby will be taken care of by the old miscellaneous hair, so it should be fine." Wei Qi wanted to start eating when he didn't think about it. At this time, footsteps came from outside the door, and the visitor pushed the door without knocking. And enter.

Today, Guo Ziling came to Wei Qi without even eating in order to give Wei Qi the exercises.

When she went out, she specially changed into a red dress, and secretly used some mother's rouge.The little lips were red, and some powder was applied on the face.When she pushed open the door, the sunlight just came in from outside the door, and the sunlight almost blinded Wei Qi's small eyes.

"This little girl is so beautiful now, and she will pay off when she grows up. Fortunately, I was the first to act first, and I was tricked into it early. Haha!" Wei Qi became more and more happy when he saw Guo Ziling's beauty.Sitting there, I giggled.

Guo Ziling saw that Wei Qi was looking at her all the time, thinking that there was something wrong with her, which scared Wei Qi.

"Did I use the rouge wrong? But I think my mother used it that way. I also took a picture with a bronze mirror and it's no problem." The little girl was obviously wrong, and she didn't know that Wei Qi had already been fascinated by her. up.

Wei Qi watched for a long time and finally came back to his senses. At this time, Guo Ziling was blushing and at a loss.She wanted to wash her face, but felt that it was a pity that she just washed it like this after painting for a long time. If she didn't wash it, Wei Qi looked at her with a smirk again, which made her very embarrassed.

Wei Qi did not see what Guo Ziling was thinking.After turning around, he got up and walked to Guo Ziling.

"My dear daughter-in-law, why are you here? Have you eaten yet? Come and eat the meal I just made." After Wei Qi finished speaking, he pulled Guo Ziling to the table and asked her to sit down and eat.Guo Ziling got up in the morning and took care of dressing up without eating. When she saw the food made by Wei Qi, she moved her index finger, so she ate with Wei Qi.

During the meal, Wei Qi wanted to continue yesterday's plan to let Guo Ziling call him nice, even coaxing and cheating.Guo Ziling finally called Viagra, although she has not become a husband yet, she has made some progress, Wei Qi is very happy.Just like this, the two of them were arguing and fighting until after they finished their meal, Guo Ziling remembered the purpose of coming to Wei Qi today, and she quickly took out that piece of Xiandilu, yes it was that one, something like a brick, of course Yes block! !

Wei Qi saw this thing and didn't know what it was, so he asked: "What are you doing with a big rock, the square one doesn't seem to be a stone, what is it?"

"This is the exercise, which is very powerful by Xiandilu. My father hid it under the bed. I heard that you didn't get the exercise yesterday. I brought it for you today." Guo Ziling was afraid that Weiqi would know that it was her. Dad used it to pad the table legs, so he lied that he hid things under the bed, but it didn't seem like a good place, that's why little girls like to hide things under the bed.

Wei Qi took Xiandilu and tried it with his divine sense. Although Wei Qi is lazy and doesn't like to practice, he still knows how to use his divine sense, otherwise he wouldn't be able to pass the test of the inner sect and enter the inner sect.

Wei Qi found out that this thing is really a skill, and it looks quite mysterious.

According to the above statement, it is not to directly absorb the spiritual energy between the heaven and the earth to practice, but to cultivate by absorbing the spiritual power of the spirit.Everything has a spirit, and everything will produce spirituality after a long time. This Xiandilu cultivates by absorbing these spirits.However, it is too difficult to absorb naturally produced spirits for cultivation, and there are too few naturally produced spirits, and they are either weak or extremely strong.It is much easier to absorb refined spirits. For example, the spirits of weapons, fairy beasts, monsters, monsters, and even the souls of people after death can be absorbed.

Wei Qi's heart was moved, Wei Qi didn't like to practice just because it takes several hours to meditate, and a retreat can range from a few days to a few years.He can't stand boredom and loneliness, but this Xiandilu is different!

Directly absorb the spiritual power of the spirit and then turn it into one's own mana, so that you don't need to practice yourself.It's enough to just absorb the spiritual power of the spirit.So he decided to give it a try.Then he said to Guo Ziling: "Little daughter-in-law, you go home first, I want to practice this exercise."

Guo Ziling was thinking about how to persuade Weiqi to practice, but when he heard that Weiqi wanted to practice by himself, he was very surprised.But thinking about it again, Wei Qi's sex change changed to cultivation, all because of her, she secretly became happy.

"It seems that I'm still very good. The big slob Wei Qi has become diligent because of me." Thinking of this, Guo Ziling decided to go back today and let Wei Qi practice hard.Just got up and left.

After Guo Ziling left, Wei Qi began to practice according to the records in Xiandilu. He sat on the futon with his heart turned upside down, and according to the records of the exercises, he practiced the skill of discerning spirits.This technique of discerning spirits is used to identify and find spirits. It is not considered a profound spell, at most it is a small skill. It is very simple to apply the spiritual consciousness to the eyes according to the corresponding method.After a while Weiqi learned it.

At this time, I saw a dark-skinned little boy with sly eyebrows and mouse-eyed eyes sitting on the futon and looking around, his eyes looked like "killing you with his eyes" while looking at him and muttering: "I ate you, I ate you, I ate you, I ate you." It’s you.” Wei Qi looked for a long time but couldn’t find anything spiritual.

Wei Qi was very depressed: "Grandma, didn't you say that everything has a spirit? After watching for a long time, I didn't even see a shadow of a spirit." Wei Qi was about to get up and wanted to go out to find the spirit, but when he looked down, he found his ass There is a thin layer of mist on the surface of the futon below.

"What's going on here? Why is there fog on the fart mat? Could it be a spirit?" Wei Qi picked up the futon and looked back and forth, and after blowing with his mouth for a long time, he found that no matter how he tried to remove the fog, he couldn't get rid of it.It was finally confirmed that this is the spirit, and if you eat this spirit, you can absorb the spiritual energy.

It turns out that countless disciples have been cultivating on this futon before, and the aura of heaven and earth absorbed during the cultivation will somewhat contaminate the futon, and a spirit will be produced over time. Although it is a very weak spirit and has no consciousness, it is still a spirit.Coincidentally, it is just right for Wei Qi, who has just started and has not yet established a foundation, to absorb it. If he really meets a powerful spirit, he will not be sure who will eat who.

Wei Qi put the futon in front of him and looked at it for a long time, opened his mouth as if swallowing something, but closed it again immediately.This futon is so dark that it probably has never been washed. I don't know how many people have sat on it.

He took a closer look and there were dark red blood stains on it, "Isn't it possible?"

"It must be some great master who started practicing kung fu and vomited blood all over the futon? Hmm, that should be the case, it can't be wrong." Wei Qi thought comfortingly.

He looked at it for a long time. He only felt nausea surging in his stomach, and suddenly rushed out the door and vomited.

After vomiting, Wei Qi went back to the house, picked up the futon and threw it on the ground and stomped on it crazily, "How can I eat this ass pad! I'm so disgusted." After trampling for a long time, Wei Qi finally got tired of stepping on it.

Because he was still cultivating Xiandilu, Wei Qi had no choice but to pick up the futon again, and worried about the futon.He wanted to vomit at the thought of eating this butt pad, but he couldn't find any other spiritual objects for a while.Wei Qi thought about it and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"If this living creature is boiled and eaten, what about the magic weapon? How can it be eaten? No, no, it must be a mistake." Thinking of this, he quickly picked up the piece of Xiandi that was thrown aside. record research.

After studying for a long time, he laughed when he was on the ground. "Haha, I understand. It turns out that you only need to absorb the spirit, you only need to surround the spirit with your consciousness, extract the spirit and absorb it, and you don't need to eat the spirit and the thing into your stomach. I am so smart, I am really a genius. "

If our Lord Xiandi knew that this kid Wei Qi wanted to eat all the spiritual things in his stomach, even if he didn't hesitate to make an enemy of heaven and earth, he would run out and strangle this monkey boy, he couldn't afford to lose him!

Wei Qi finally understood how to absorb the spirit, he quickly grabbed the futon and began to practice.After half an hour, Wei Qi opened his eyes and stared at the futon for a long time, and found that the fog on it had dissipated, so he threw it aside.She curled her lips and said, "The butt pad just doesn't work. It's just a little bit of spiritual power that allowed me to go from the first level of the entry level to the third level."

You must know that ordinary disciples need to practice for several months from the first level to the third level. Even a genius like Xiang Tianwen needs to practice for at least one month.This fellow Wei Qi has already practiced in half an hour, but he is still not satisfied.

"It's strange what this is." Wei Qi suddenly felt that there was something extra in his dantian besides the mana, and the thing suddenly appeared in his hand. The thing was only half the size of Wei Qi's palm, and Wei Qi grabbed it. The ball squeezed.

"It's soft and feels good, a bit like Mimi." Don't think that Mimi is a kitten.Wei Qi raised it before, and Wei Qi is still young, and he hasn't pinched a woman's pussy yet.Wei Qi struggled for a long time to take him back but didn't know how to do it.I had to open my mouth and swallow it in one gulp.I really wonder if this guy is a human being who wants to eat everything.

"Gulu Gulu" It turned out that Wei Qi had been tossing all day without eating lunch, and it was almost dark in the afternoon.He is hungry.

When I was hungry, I thought of Xiang Tian asking, "I don't know if the crybaby has eaten, how is his practice, that old bastard is the most liar, and he lured me to Zixian Palace back then. Even if she saves me me!

But the old bastard lied to me with a big pearl, saying that if I passed the inner door exam, he would give me the pearl.Poor me, a child who doesn't understand anything, was deceived by him for more than two years, and after exhausting myself, I entered the inner door and found that the pearl was worthless to a cultivator.The things in the secular world are basically rubbish, and he dare not come to see me until now.Pity my two years, my youth.Xiang Tian asked that silly boy must have been deceived by that old bastard to death, what a beautiful little doll was harmed by this old bastard.Xiang Tian asked the master who would fascinate thousands of young girls if he grew up. There is such a person as a younger brother who eats meat and can drink some soup.The hateful old bastard snatched away my junior, I want to take revenge, I must take revenge. "