The strongest idler in history

The more Wei Qi thought about it, the angrier he became, so he decided to go to the old miscellaneous wanderer, wanting to have a meal with him. Although the wanderer has already reached the realm of bigu, he can only eat more than three meals a day.Dun Dun still wants to have wine and meat, eating and drinking are as much fun in his life as cheating.

Weiqi rubbing rice is not the point of Weiqi.What he wants most is to go to Xianyouzi's to steal a few magical treasures to eat, but it's almost like eating.

On the way to Xianyouzi's, Wei Qi ran into an acquaintance by accident.

A sixteen or seventeen-year-old man blocked Wei Qi's way.Compared with Wei Qi's dark and thin appearance with small eyes, this man can be regarded as imposing. The man's sword eyebrows are in the temples and his eyes are full of power, giving people the impression that he is full of righteousness.

"Sun Zhengqi, why are you blocking my way? A good dog is not in the way." It turned out that the person who came was named Sun Zhengqi, and this person was a disciple of Guo Pengyuan, who had been taught by Wei Qi for bullying Xiang Tianwen before.

That time, Wei Qi found out that Sun Zhengqi had robbed Xiang Tianwen of the elixir, so he brought Xiang Tianwen to the door.Although Sun Zhengqi's name is very righteous and he looks very upright, he is an out-and-out bully.As the head disciple, I feel that I am superior to others, and I always call and shout at my peers, and never show any respect.

At that time, when Sun Zhengqi saw Wei Qi came to his door because of a few pills, besides, he didn't snatch Xiang Tianwen's pills but just borrowed them.When the sect distributes the disciple's elixir next month, it will naturally be returned to him.Originally, as the head disciple, he didn't lack any pills, but because he was pursuing Junior Sister Qing'er at the time, all the pills were used to curry favor with the beautiful woman, so he had to go to Xiang Tianwen, who seemed to be the most bully, to intimidate him and ask for it. I bought some pills.

It was a very unfortunate coincidence that when Wei Qi brought Xiang Tianwen to look for Sun Zhengqi, Junior Sister Qing'er happened to be beside him again. Naturally, Sun Zhengqi didn't want Junior Sister Qing'er to know that he robbed other people's pills, so he flatly denied that he had never taken any. Xiang Tianwen's pill.

Of course Wei Qi didn't agree, both of them were young and energetic, and with a beautiful woman beside them, they naturally started to fight.

Because the sect forbids fighting privately, the two of them could not use spells, and fought with each other with their fists and feet facing each other.

Sun Zhengqi started early and was older than Wei Qi, so he gained the upper hand with a few moves, and he was about to capture Wei Qi.

Seeing that he was no match for Sun Zhengqi, Wei Qi had no choice but to use a dirty trick, stumbling with his left foot and pretending to fall to the ground accidentally with his right foot.Seeing Wei Qi suddenly tripping over, Sun Zhengqi immediately became happy.While thinking about how to brag about how powerful he is to Junior Sister Qing'er, he wanted to catch Wei Qi and subdue him.Unexpectedly, Wei Qi's fall was fake, but it was true that Wei Qi wanted to plot against him.

Sun Zhengqi was kicked to the crotch by Wei Qi.Everyone seemed to hear the sound of something breaking.At that time, Sun Zhengqi's face turned green, but Jiaren was embarrassed to shout loudly, and passed out after holding back for a long time.Seeing Sun Zhengqi's miserable state, the surrounding male disciples felt a dull pain in their crotch.It can be seen that Wei Qi's kick was vicious.

Wei Qi kicked Sun Zhengqi unconscious, but he didn't give up. He actually started to take off his pants in front of everyone and said, "I'm telling you to be upright. I'll kick you into a eunuch first, and then I'll pee on your face to see if you're still upright."

Seeing that Wei Qi took off his trousers in public, Qing'er ran away blushing in fright.As soon as she ran, Wei Qi saw her. Although Wei Qi was shameless, he didn't want any woman to just look at his little brother, so he pulled up his pants and took Xiang Tianwen away.Qing'er can be regarded as helping Sun Zhengqi, saving him from the humiliation of being shot in the face.

Wei Qi originally thought that Sun Zhengqi was holding a grudge because of what happened last time, seeing him order to come to revenge, but unexpectedly Sun Zhengqi said to him: "Wei Qi, you are also an inner disciple now, and you can do it in the final exam in three months' time." Dare to fight me."

At the end of each year, Zixian Palace will conduct an assessment for the disciples of the inner sect, so that the disciples under the sect can learn from each other and make progress together.It is also the opportunity for disciples to avenge their grievances and revenge. Although they cannot injure people to death during a fight, there are still cases where they become disabled due to accidental injuries.

Sun Zhengqi knew that Wei Qi didn't choose any exercises yesterday, and felt that if he competed with Wei Qi who didn't even have any exercises, he would definitely be able to get revenge in three months, so he came to make an appointment.

As soon as Wei Qi heard it, he knew Sun Zhengqi's plan after thinking about it casually, "You still want to plot against me, but you don't know that I am already in the third-level realm of entry, and I am just eating some spirits or something. Three If you don't have tenth or eighth floors in a month, I won't torture you to death. Thinking of this, Wei Qi made up his mind and said: "Sun Zhengqi, you lied to me that I have no skills to practice, and I want to compete in three months' time What is revenge?Well, I promise you, but on one condition.If I win, if you see me, you will call me Xiaoye and be my grandson. "

"Wei Qi, you are too deceitful, you are asking for your own death. Well, I promise you. But if I win, I don't need you to be my grandson, you just need to crawl under my crotch. See you in three months, I hope you You won't be beaten by me on the competition stage, and you won't even be able to climb." Sun Zhengqi turned around and left after speaking.

After Sun Zhengqi left, Wei Qi finally laughed out loud: "You idiot, you are going to be my grandson for my young master."

After being delayed by Sun Zhengqi for a long time, Wei Qi felt that he was even more hungry and hurriedly ran towards Xianyouzi.

Wei Qi came to Xianyouzi's courtyard but found that Xianyouzi and Xiang Tianwen were not there, asked a few Taoist boys and said that Xianyouzi took Xiang Tianwen to retreat to practice.When Wei Qi heard it, he thought to himself: "Fart practice must have gone down the mountain to drink again, and there must be no food, but you can steal some spiritual things to eat while the old miscellaneous hair is away, and destroy the corpse after eating Mieji refuses to accept it, so he probably has nothing to do with me." Thinking of this, Wei Qi sneaked into the idler's room while there was no one around.

After entering the room, Wei Qi immediately used the method of discernment and began to look around, because Wei Qi had already used it once, and this time Wei Qi did not use that murderous look.This time, Wei Qi soon discovered that a spirit object was a wine gourd,

It turned out to be the gourd used by Xianyouzi for drinking. In order to ensure that the wine will not deteriorate all year round, Xianyouzi specially refined this gourd.Although this gourd is not a magic weapon, it was refined by a wanderer in the Jindan period.And he also carries the spirit on the gourd with him all the year round, which is several times stronger than that fart pad.Holding the wine gourd, Wei Qi felt as if he had wrongly blamed the wanderer.

"Why wouldn't you bring this gourd with you when you went down the mountain to drink? I'm afraid he really took his junior brother to retreat. You can't come back from retreat in a day or two. I secretly brought the gourd back and sucked the spirit on it. He sent it back. God doesn't know, ghost doesn't know."

Wei Qi chuckled and put the gourd into his arms.Leaving the room lightly, it was already dark outside.Accompanied by the night, Wei Qi sneaked back home.

Wei Qi returned to his room and locked the door.He took out the gourd in his arms and sucked it up, he was afraid that the night would be long and the dream would be many.I didn't eat, and I didn't sleep.He wanted to quickly absorb the spirit in the gourd so that he could send the gourd back.But no matter how much he used his spiritual sense to seduce and abduct him, he almost knelt down to that spirit.The spirit in the gourd just ignored him and didn't care about him at all.

Now Wei Qi became very angry, "A broken gourd spirit dares not to be my master, I will consume you today and I will not believe that I can't eat you." In this way, the battle between Wei Qi and the gourd began.

"Master, where are we going? Aren't we going to retreat?" Xiang Tian asked when Xianyouzi was flying him in the sky with a flying sword

"We are going to the original Purple Fairy Palace." Xianyouzi replied

"Isn't that deserted? Where are you going?"

"Although it is deserted, there is a place that is very beneficial to your cultivation of the Purple Immortal Jue. Go there for three months to retreat, and after three months, go back to the mountain to participate in the disciple competition at the end of the year. By then, you will make a big splash and give me a long face. , Let your uncles and uncles know, know. In addition to Wei Qi, my idler disciple, I also have a good disciple like you."

"Yes, master, this disciple respects the order of the master. When the time comes, I will definitely live up to the master and will not fall into the name of the master."

Xiang Tianwen thought in his heart: "Will the disciples compete in three months? At that time, I must let everyone know that I am no longer the crybaby. Brother Wei Qi, you don't like to practice, so I will double the practice." I will protect you from now on."

The relationship between Xiang Tianwen and Wei Qi is really nothing to say, they are extremely close.When Xiang Tianwen was at home, because he was cute and smart, he was taken care of by his family in every possible way, so he was afraid of falling in his hands and melting in his mouth.

But when he arrived at Zixian Palace, he had no one to rely on, and was bullied all day long.He is timid and loves to cry.He was called a crybaby.When others laughed at him, only Senior Brother Wei Qi would help him.

He also said to him: "Don't cry, you will be my little brother from now on, remember that only I can bully you, and no one else can bully you. Whoever bullies you, you beat them, and if you can't beat them, come to me. I'll beat them up for you."

Xiang Tianwen was bullied again and again, and Wei Qi helped him get back from being bullied again and again.In the end no one dared to bully him anymore, Wei Qi's thin but tall figure had been deeply imprinted in Xiang Tianwen's heart and became his reliance.Wei Qi doesn't like to practice, he has no way to change Wei Qi, so he has to decide to work harder to protect his brother.

At this time, Xianyouzi carried Xiang Tianwen to the ruins.In the ruins, there is a conspicuous stone tablet that is extremely huge, tens of feet high, but someone has split it into two sections, and the standing half is engraved with two big golden characters "Xiangong".

"What are you thinking, boy? Let's go down." Seeing Xiang Tianwen, Xian Youzi seemed to be thinking about something.

After Xiang Tianwen got down, Fei Jian stood on the ground and saw the ruins all over the place, suddenly raised his head and forgot to look to the sky, raised his arms and shouted: "I am Xiang Tianwen, dare to ask the sky."

At this moment the picture freezes.It turned out that Xiang Tianwen was angry when he saw the tragic situation all over the ground. He had never been so angry no matter how he was bullied by others when he grew up.The ambition aroused by the leisurely wanderer burned up at once.

Seeing Xiang Tianwen yelling, Xianyouzi raised his head to see that the sky was still, and hurriedly threw out a few talismans, and the talismans formed a formation to protect Xiang Tianwen in it.

Xianyouzi knew that Xiang Tianwen had a sudden enlightenment. This is a realm that practitioners can't meet but never could have met.Although this epiphany can't increase one's cultivation, isn't there such a saying that once enlightened, one becomes immortal.After enlightenment, the speed of cultivation will be several times or even ten times that of ordinary people, and there is no bottleneck in the realm before the golden core.This is really a big opportunity.

Now the idler is so fart, his beard is up.While enjoying himself, he habitually twirled his beard, but because he was overjoyed and exerted too much force, he twisted his beard into a twist, and lost an unknown number of strands.If only he understood.He must be heartbroken to death, you must know that he has grown this beard for decades, and he would be worried for a long time if he lost one.This will cost less than a dozen, which is probably enough for a wanderer to feel distressed for a month.