The strongest idler in history

This girl from Yihualou is a must in Jingmo city.Ordinary people couldn't afford to go to that place, even if Wu Toad went there, he would bleed profusely.When the surrounding guards heard the word Yihualou, their eyes seemed to burst into flames. "噗噐咒" four or five people all jumped over and surrounded Wei Qi in the middle.

"Stinky boy, you don't want to drink a toast, and you can't just let it go. Today, Lord Wu, I won't bully you. I want you to have a leg. Let's see if you can fucking stand up." Stay." Wu Hama gained confidence when the reinforcements came.

"Boy, if you are sensible, you can kneel down and kowtow to Grandpa Wu now, and let you go if you make Grandpa Wu happy," a guard in his 30s interjected.Although the guard's words were harsh, he was indeed helping Wei Qi. After all, it was much more cost-effective to kowtow than to have his leg broken.This person is also old and understands the seriousness. He knows that breaking Wei Qi's leg in front of so many people is difficult for anyone to explain. He also wanted to give Wu Hamo a step down when he said this.

Who knew that Wei Qi would burst out laughing at this time, he was so laughing that he couldn't even stand up.I almost laughed out loud looking at that.Wei Qi laughed for a long time and finally stopped, and wiped the corners of his eyes with his hands, it turned out that Wei Qi laughed and tears fell down.The guards surrounding Wei Qi and the group of civilians were shocked by Wei Qi's astonishing behavior at this moment.

"Master, this young man was so vigorous just now, how could he be frightened by a few people when he surrounded him? He was surrounded by people and he was about to be beaten up, how could he still laugh?" The young man with small white teeth asked the old man.

The old man shook his head and said nothing, but from his expression, it could be seen that he was very sorry for Wei Qi.

"You're such a good boy. It's a pity that this gang of bandit soldiers are going crazy. What a pity!"

"Wu Toad! You stinky toad, I don't even know you! If I hadn't seen you and gave you half a piece of cake, you would have starved like a toad. Now you kid You are so courageous, your wings are hardened, and you dare to find someone to beat your Viagra when you are a gatekeeper?" Wei Qi suddenly pointed at Wu Hamo and cursed, and Wu Hamo heard Wei Qi's words at this time After that, he was shown by the thousand-year-old snake demon, who stood motionless on the ground as if he had been petrified.

After a long time, Wu Toad finally woke up, and shouted with a big mouth: "You are Weiqi? You are my Viagra? Are you really Viagra? Viagra, why are you not dead? Are you really not dead? Why are you alive again?" Now, you turned into a ghost to see me, right?" Wu Hamo became incoherent in his excited speech, and Wei Qi was said to be a ghost from a living person.After Wu Hama finished speaking, he didn't care about any embarrassment, and rushed to Wei Qi in a few steps, and then rushed to Wei Qi's arms, stretched out his arms and put them around Wei Qi's neck, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and wept.

It turns out that Wu Hama, who is guarding the gate, met Wei Qi when he was a gangster in Jingmo City.At that time, Wu Hama was abandoned by his family because he was too ugly.Wu Hama had no choice but to run to beg for food.But because he looks so scary, people are scared away when they see him, where will they give him food, so Wu Toad hasn't eaten a single bite for three days.

Just when Wu Toad was dying of hunger, he happened to run into Wei Qi, who was a few years younger than him, and Wei Qi was holding a delicious, hot pancake that he had just stolen in his hand.Wu Toad was also very hungry. Seeing that Wei Qi was so small, he wanted to grab Wei Qi's pie.Unexpectedly, Wei Qi was not afraid of him, so the two of them started fighting. After fighting for a long time, Wu Toad was too hungry and lost his strength, and finally was beaten by Wei Qi.

After Wei Qi beat Wu Toad to the ground, he happily ate the big cake on the sidelines. At that time, Wei Qi was not to mention how proud he was. He was very proud of beating Wu Toad who was a few years older than him. .But when he was happily eating the big cake, Wu Hama was crying from hunger on the side.Wei Qi saw the hungry and crying Wu Toad on the ground, and felt that Wu Toad was very pitiful.He walked over and tore a large cake in half, and handed half of it to Wu Hama who was lying on the ground.

"I'll eat it for you." These three words Wu Hama will never forget.

It was the first time that Wu Hama grew up so big that someone took pity on him, and the first time he was so kind to him.Wei Qi only had one piece of pie, but Wei Qi gave half of the pie to him who just wanted to steal his pie. Wu Hama was very grateful to Wei Qi for his kindness, and vowed to make it for Wei Qi. Little brother for life.

Naturally, Wei Qi was very happy and agreed, half a big cake for a younger brother, Wei Qi thought it was still very suitable.And at that time, in Wei Qi's heart, it was a very prestigious thing to have a child older than him as his younger brother.In this way, the two lived together, ate together, and slept together.They depended on each other for more than a year.

Later, Wu Toad accidentally broke his leg while climbing a tree to catch bird eggs.Wei Qi wanted to steal a chicken for Wu Hama to eat, and to nourish Wu Hama's body.But he didn't expect that when he went to steal the chicken, he happened to meet the daughter of that family taking a bath.Originally, he didn't want to take a peek, but just wanted to catch the chicken and leave, but he happened to bump into a scholar surnamed Wang who was peeking at the daughter taking a bath.

Seeing that the matter was brought to light, Wang Shu took a bite back.After weiqi was caught, many people called out to say that weiqi was peeping at women taking a bath.Wei Qi couldn't argue with a hundred words, and no one believed it no matter how he explained it.In this way, he was wronged for peeping at a woman taking a bath and was beaten half to death. He happened to be seen by a wanderer passing by and took him back to Zixian Palace.

Wu Hama looked for Wei Qi everywhere later, but he couldn't find it, so he thought Wei Qi was beaten to death.Wei Qi's death has always been Wu Hama's heart knot, Wei Qi died because of him stealing chickens.So this time Wu Hato suddenly saw Wei Qi, and seeing that Wei Qi was still alive, he was so happy that he almost forgot what he called himself.

You must know that Wu Toad back then not only had toad-like eyes, but he also had serious skin diseases. There were many abscesses on his body, just like the laziness on a toad, and there were all over his body.People are afraid when they see it.Because of the abscess on his body and a pair of toad eyes, he was called Wu Toad by others.Now I don't know how this Wu Toad got all the sores on his body, so Wei Qi only thought it looked familiar at first, but he really didn't recognize it.Later, when Wu Hama said his surname, he suddenly realized that he recognized his childhood brother.