The strongest idler in history

Wei Qi himself was too young when he was taken away by the wanderer, so his body didn't grow.After so many years, Wei Qi has grown up, and his physical appearance has changed too much, so Wu Hama didn't recognize him.

"Smelly toad, why don't you cry, I'm not dead yet! I rely on you to die, you, where are you snotting your nose, please, please, get out of here!" Wei Qi knocked He slapped Wu Hama on the head a few times.But Wu Hama didn't seem to feel it at all, and ignored Wei Qi, he just hugged Wei Qi desperately and didn't let go, tears pouring out uncontrollably.It seemed that Wei Qi would disappear as soon as he let go of his hand.

At this moment, the watchers around and the guards like Wu Hama were all dumbfounded. The two big men just hugged each other in front of dozens of people, and cried a lot. If the two beautiful men still It can be seen that the key is that Wu Toad, who is holding Wei Qi, looks like a toad, and the whole one has a bestiality, or a same-sex bestiality.That scene is really disgusting and disgusting.

Finally, a beautiful young woman with a little boy reacted, and hurriedly covered her child's eyes with her hands. "Don't watch Er Gou, you will have nightmares when you go back after watching it, my mother will take you home right away." After speaking, the young woman hurriedly pulled her child away from the crowd.Want to go to town.But then the little boy spoke.

"Didn't you say last time, mother, that you can hug each other only when you are married? The two uncles must also be a couple, right? Although they didn't take off their clothes like mother and father, they still hugged each other. Niang Ergou is smart? Is Ergou right?"

Xiao Ergou is a child who loves to learn.The last time he saw his father and mother naked and hugging each other, his mother told him that if they got married, they could take off their clothes and hug each other. His father and mother were We got married so we hugged each other.This time he saw Wei Qi and Wu Hama hugging each other, and immediately remembered what his mother said, and decided that Wei Qi and Wu Hama must be married.Ergou felt that he was very smart, so he said to his mother as if showing off.

The beautiful young woman saw her son Tongyan Wuji, so she told the embarrassing thing about her and his husband in public.The young woman's face turned red up to the neck, she hurriedly picked up her son, and disappeared from the sight of the crowd in three steps at a time.

At this time, everyone in the crowd reacted, and hurriedly ran and fled.In a blink of an eye, there were only Wei Qi and Wu Hama who were still hugging each other at the gate of the city.Even the city gate guards who surrounded Wei Qi just now ran away.Even the two beasts, Xiao Hei and Xiao Zhu, couldn't stand it anymore. Xiao Hei ran away to eat grass, and Xiao Pig followed Xiao Hei and pretended to eat grass.The two boys pointed their butts in the direction of Wei Qi and Wu Hamo, for fear that others would see that they were with Wei Qi.

Wei Qi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he didn't care if it would hurt Wu Toad.As soon as he reached out and grabbed Wu Toad's neck, Wu Toad picked it up as if he wanted to catch a chick.Wei Qi lifted Wu Hama up with one hand, all the way above his head.Then shake it back and forth up and down.

While shaking Wu Toad, Wei Qi shouted: "Wu Toad, wake me up quickly, you are crying! I will make you cry, I will make you cry!" Then Wei Qi shook Wu Toad's body. The range is larger, and there are also tricks to play, such as passing two hands back and forth quickly, rolling people under the crotch, and twisting people with the torso.In the end, Wei Qi had so much fun that he threw Wu Toad into the sky when he got excited, and Wu Toad flew higher than the city gate.After throwing it, Wu Toad Weiqi himself was still muttering: "It's broken, it's broken! After playing, I threw the stinky toad as a ball."

Now Wu Toad couldn't cry anymore, he was so scared that he almost peed on his pants, and just passed out with an "ah" as soon as he was thrown into the sky.

Fortunately, Wei Qi is still a bit human. He saw Wu Hama fall into a toad cake, but he still stretched out his hand to catch Wu Hama.Looking at Wu Toad at this time, white foam was flowing from the corner of his mouth, his toad eyes were tightly closed, and all his facial features were displaced.A face has no human face at all.In addition, he didn't look like a human being at first, so if Wu Hama was painted and hung on the gate, it would definitely drive away ghosts and evil spirits.The ghosts were scared away when they saw it.

Wei Qi felt very ashamed when he saw Wu Hama's appearance.The meeting of his childhood brother whom he hadn't seen for several years made him faint.Fortunately, although Wei Qi is a half-baked man, he is still a cultivator. He can't bring the dead back to life, but he can barely wake up the fainted person.Wei Qi put his hands on Wu Toad's head and channeled his mana to walk around Wu Toad's mind, only to hear a "Hang Chi" and Wu Toad came back to life.

This time, Wu Hama, who just woke up, finally calmed down. It's impossible not to calm down, Wei Qi wants to play dead.After waking up, he looked at Wei Qi and said calmly to Wei Qi, neither crying nor fussing.

"Viagra, where have you been for so many years? When you were caught peeking at women taking a shower, those people said they threw you out of the city after beating you up. But I got the news and went to find you outside the city. Sometimes I even saw people, but I searched for three days. Speaking of Viagra, you are really good at it. When you were only nine years old, you knew how to peek at women taking a shower. Back then, I was 13 years old and I didn’t know what a woman was. What is it! You really deserve to be my Viagra!" Wu Hamo said and tapped Wei Qi lightly with his elbow, and winked at Wei Qi again.

"Damn, don't talk about it, it just made me angry. It wasn't me who peeked at women taking a bath, it was that scholar Wang, that poor scholar who was always borrowing books to read. That bastard peeking at women taking a bath was my fault." Hit, originally I stole my chicken, he looked at the people, everyone's river water does not violate the well water. But this bastard was afraid that his own spying on women would be revealed, so he called someone to say that I was watching women taking a bath. It didn't work Can you admit what happened? It’s fine if you read it, but we didn’t watch it either! I told those people that the person who peeked was Wang Shusheng, but none of them believed it, and I was beaten up by them in the end. Throw it out of the city." Wei Qi said with a "bah", and urged a mouthful of smear.

"Brother Wei, you said it was Wang Scholar? That Wang Buyuan, that not tall Wang Scholar who always likes to call me Wang Scholar?" Wu Hamo seemed very surprised after hearing Wei Qi's words, as if there was something he couldn't believe Same.