The beauty of the country of online games

As soon as I said this, the three girls were speechless, only Lei Tian Dazhuang's eyes lit up: "Hey, you think so too?"

I nodded excitedly, Lei Tian Dazhuang licked Tian's lips: "The brothel is full, just because my lower body is lonely!

Hey, if only I were in Fuzhou, then we can go whoring together when we are anxious..."

"What are you going to do?" With anger on her face, Su Qin suddenly let out a cold snort: "You dare to come to Fuzhou to try, grandma, I'll kill you with one shot!"

Lei Tianda Zhuang was so frightened that he trembled, and he dared not speak.

"Wang Zai, you are not a good person either!" Su Qin was still angry and scolded.

"Grandma, what kind of person am I?" I was left speechless by them: "Besides, we are now trying to figure out a way to deal with the boss, who made you think so wrongly."

"Come on!" Su Qin didn't believe it at all: "Your 'game thinking' tells you that when you spawn monsters in the game, you will be anxious? Are you going to harm women?"

"Sister, do you dare not to talk about game thinking?" I was completely out of touch with Su Qin, and once again issued the attributes of Tongxuan Horse Monkey King: "See for yourself."

[Tongxuan Horse Monkey King] (boss):

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Monster introduction: Sheng Ji died and King Mu was injured.Because the Tongxuan horse monkey knows about yin and yang and has a strong attack power, it is ordered to guard the tomb and cannot leave half a step.Afterwards, ghost sounds kept coming out of the mausoleum, and Tongxuan Horse Monkey King became extremely agitated.

……

The boss attribute was impressively visible, and they looked at it for a long time, but they didn't see anything.

In the end, Sister Mu rubbed her smooth forehead and said, "Wang Zai, it's better not to be tricky, and tell me if you have any good ideas."

Everyone looked at me, so I said unhurriedly: "As far as I know, the monkey king is the strongest monkey, not only in force, but also in sexual function. Only the king of the monkey group can Enjoy the mother monkey, right?"

The few MMs didn't speak, Lei Tian Dazhuang smirked, and the reaction of the dead soul was relatively quick, and he understood immediately: "Damn, boss, you mean that the Monkey King is restless because he can't do the female monkey?"

"Day, can you be more tactful?" I rolled my eyes at this guy: "But...well, the words are not rude."

With my affirmation, Lei Tian became bolder again: "I understand, what the boss means is to catch a female monkey and throw it to the monkey king, so that it will vent its fire first? That's right, generally the male animals will not be able to get rid of the female animals. It's the weakest time!"

"Damn!" Before I could speak, Su Qin who was at the side spat hard and almost sprayed it on my face: "Wang Zai, what kind of bad idea is this?"

I was taken aback: "It seems... um... It seems that this idea is a bit wretched... Hehe, but I said it in the meeting just now, the game settings are dead after all, there may be several options, but This is the only and most appropriate way I can think of right now."

"Wow, this idea sounds so perverted." Weiwei, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly uttered a scream, and then curiously dragged Undead to ask for his life: "Undead, will you be the same as you when you say Monkey King ml? , will it be over in 2 minutes?"

Lei Tianda Zhuang looked at the dead soul in a strange way, I watched the dead soul in a strange way, Sister Mu looked at the dead soul in a strange way, and Su Qin looked at the dead soul in a strange way.

Finally, we all shook our heads and sighed.

Revenant Suoming's face was red and green, and said [anxiously]: "Damn...you don't always talk about my first time!"

The whole team: "..."

"Well... this idea does have something...but, um, since Wang Zai suggested it, I support it." Sister Mu thought for a while and said.

"Wang Zai, if you don't succeed, you will be willing to be benevolent!" Su Qin also hummed.

"Hey, I've seen a lot of people watching recently, and watching animals is also good." Lei Tianda Zhuang said: "Hands, feet, five limbs support!"

Weiwei: "I want to see, I want to see..."

The dead soul asked for his life: "I have no problem, it's just...we have killed all the monsters, where can I find the female monkey?"

Our eyes locked on the souls of the dead.

"Damn, aren't you planning on my baby?" The dead soul suddenly realized: "Sister Mu, Boss...I..."

"What are you, it's just to vent the fire on the boss, and it won't be broken." I said.

"That's right, if the boss works hard and makes your female monkey pregnant, you will still earn money." Weiwei also snorted.

"But..." Revenant Suoming's face could be as ugly as it is: "My baby was rubbed by the sun, it's hard to hear the news."

"It's not your baby, what's so scary? Besides, we're just trying, we don't know if it will work or not." I comforted him and said, "Maybe it won't work, then your mother monkey will be scared." Don't have to be ravaged."

"Hey." It's really hard for us all, the dead soul can only nod helplessly and say: "Then... good."

"Wait!" Revenant Reaper reluctantly summoned the female monkey, and just about to control it to approach the boss, Weiwei stopped him suddenly.

We all turned our heads to look at Weiwei, could it be that this chick changed her mind temporarily?

"Anyway, this is still a monkey, so it's the first time you can't be sloppy." The girl searched for a long time in the package, took out a piece of red cloth, and then said to Sister Mu and Su Qin: "Sister Mu, Sister Qin, you Come and help, let's make it a wedding dress."

I:"……"

Sister Mu and Su Qin suddenly became interested, Weiwei took away the dead soul's fighting dagger, Su Qin took away Lei Tianda Zhuang's killing robbery, Sister Mu took away my Fish Shadow Sword, and the three girls squatted on the ground He actually made clothes for the female monkey!

After 10 minutes, something horrible happened to us. The hair on the head of the dead horse monkey was braided into a ponytail and a bow was tied on it.She was wearing a red gown that looked like a bathrobe, and Su Qin even sewed a pair of underwear for it with her own hands!

In the blink of an eye, the majestic monkey, which was considered mighty at first, became this human-human and monkey-not-monkey appearance, and the dead soul almost cried for his life.

"Hey, it must be no problem!" Weiwei seemed very satisfied with her masterpiece, and said proudly, "I tell you, red can stimulate the desire of animals the most."

"How do you know?" I asked.

"Oh, I knew it from watching a movie when I was in high school."

"What?" Revenant Suoming's face suddenly turned pale: "Oh my God, when we first rented a room... Didn't you say that you have never seen that kind of movie?"

I:"……"

"What are you talking about!" Weiwei snorted, "I just said that I haven't seen the European and American ones..."

Dead souls claim their lives: "..."

"Okay, let the bride go up if you're crazy enough, let's see the effect." I was left speechless by them. Isn't this a waste of time? Later, some readers will say that the hard-working country and beauties cheated on word count.

"The bride is leaving!" Weiwei put down the Yaoqin excitedly, played with his fingers lightly, and actually played a song "Moonlight Night on the Spring River"!

Thus, the first wedding in the Jiangshan game started so painfully. Under the rendering of the music, the soul of the dead controlled the bride to walk to the foot of the mausoleum step by step, and we, the group of relatives, followed behind.

"Hey, hey, he's getting married anyway, can you give me a smile?" Su Qin was a little dissatisfied with our performance: "Send off the relatives like a funeral, I don't know that you are all thinking about Mao."

We all smiled immediately.

The monkey bride didn't know what was going to happen at all, and walked upright in a bright red dress, how awkward it was.

When we came into the sight of the boss again, I raised my head, only to see that the Tongxuan Horse Monkey King on the mountainside was staring straight at us!

"Squeak chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

After seeing the Monkey King, it seemed that the bride also knew what we were going to do. The girl let out a yelp, and jumped into the arms of the dead soul, holding him tightly by the neck, and she didn't even want to release!

"Damn it, this is... what's going on?" Lei Tianda Zhuang asked wretchedly: "Could it be... that it's going to leave the first time to the dead brother?"

"I think so." Weiwei nodded vigorously and said, "This should be the end of human and animal love in the new era."

Dead souls claim their lives: "..."

"Baby, I can't bear you." The dead soul forcibly controlled the bride to get off her body, pointed to the halfway up the mountain and said, "Go, go and sleep with that guy, if I can pump him so hard, everyone will die." , brother will treat you well in the future."

I:"……"

After all, it is controlled by the souls of the dead. Even if the bride is unwilling in every possible way, she has no choice but to climb up the mausoleum step by step.

The speed of the monkey is much faster than mine. Although it is inconvenient to wear clothes, in a few blinks, he has arrived at his destination.

We all took a deep breath and stared at the mountainside without blinking.

"Squeak chirp——" A second later, there was an ear-piercing monkey cry from halfway up the mountain. When we looked again, we found that the bride was trembling with fright when she didn't know, kneeling in front of the monkey king without even shaking her head. Dare to lift it up!

"Huh?" Revenant frowns desperately: "Why don't you obey the control?"

"Here, maybe the monkey king couldn't leave the cave, and over time, his authority declined, and those female monkeys messed around with other monkeys in the monkey group, and they got upset." I said.

"Fuck off, just talking nonsense here." Su Qin gave me a blank look.

"Ow—"

Before Su Qin finished speaking, there was a long and mournful cry from the middle of the mountain. We hurriedly looked carefully, but it was the Monkey King who stood up, tore off the bride's clothes with his sharp monkey claws, and slammed her into the bride's clothes. It fell to the ground!

To be honest, [Contributing the female monkey] is just a possibility I guessed temporarily, and I didn't have much hope at first, but seeing the monkey king really push the female monkey down at this time, I feel a little bit pained.

As for the others, their eyeballs fell all over the place.

Only Weiwei's little face flushed with excitement: "Oh, Revenant, it's the same as when we were the first time, and it's also in the back!"

The whole team: "..."